Tyler Posey is married

does she have a penis?

Why did he marry a girl named Phlegm? Ugh.

That's the most cleaned up he's looked in years. The wife certainly looks... something though.

r2 hey I came to this thread to make a phlegm joke..jerk hahahaha.

I like that her hair matched the greenery on her bouquet.

I haven't the foggiest idea who Tyler Posey might be, but that's the gayest straight couple I've seen in my life, I got AIDS by just looking at them, he might as well have a couple of dicks in his mouth. Hair dyed to match the bridal bouquet, that's a lewk.

Phem?

It’s pronounced femme.

Was Colton invited?

Tyler Hoechlin and Jr Bourne definitely went. Interestingly I can't find and evidence Dylan O'Brien was there so I guess that friendships definitely over

[quote] Tyler Posey is married. And of course it's to a woman. How queer and fluid of him.

Tyler Poseur.

R6, you're vile and gross.

To mark the event he got a new tattoo, and made his hair match “her’s”. Afterwards, he celebrated by purchasing a new pair of cowboy boots, AND getting pegged.

Still keeping it classy Tyler.

It's a shame how he uglied up his body with all those awful tattoos. Ugh.

[quote] Born in Santa Monica, on October 18, 1991, Tyler Garcia Posey is an American actor and musician, known for his portrayal of Scott McCall on Teen Wolf. He grew up in Santa Clarita and has Irish, English and Mexican ancestry. He has Irish, English and Mexican ancestry.

His birthday is tomorrow.

Matchy matchy.

His brother Jesse is hot.

Oh look, another one that's "fluid" and "queer" in a heterosexual marriage, and that marriage is to a woman named after a personalized license plate. Brava.

r15 Least he didn't get married on his birthday. The inevitable divorce in a few years might have ruined the date.

After all the self-harm with the tattoos, I hope he got the mental health care he needed.

Tyler and his two brothers.

Dad and his boys.

The older brother is WAY older (or at least looks WAY older) and doesn't look anything like the two younger brothers.

isnt' that the girlfriend that convinced him to get fucked by her wearing a strap on, as well as by other guys?

Her hair is the color of phlegm.

Honest question here...

If you were a straight woman, would you want to marry a man who labels himself "queer," "sexually fluid," or anything other than straight?

For that matter, I do not want to date or marry a man who identifies as anything other than gay.

It's the no longer do we have circuses effect. Everyone trying to recreate them looking lije either the tatoo'd man or the inevitable clown hair.

Hot!

The honeymoon looks interesting.

Charlie Puth and now this… good lord these guys really pulled the wool over us regarding sexuality. It seems like a new trend in bearding has begun 🤷🏼‍♂️

What makes you mention Charlie Puth, R30?

I've never heard any gay/bi rumors about him.

He actually seems kind of vanilla.

R1, let me check…

Not sure of that dress...

She married him despite his wonky jawline…that’s love, child.

Queer is a state of mind.

Phem looks like she's great mates with Bella Thorne...(Pic within OP's original article) Probably a marriage like Nick Tortorella and Bethany Meyers.....open, open open until its not.

He's very sexy

I find him very hot

she married him for insta-cred...no self respecting gay man would touch his humble bragging ass unless it was to fuck him on the down low... this is a marriage made of likes and followers, that's all

He looks ok, when he's not looking like a hobo who lives in a dumpster.

This is a weird example of Newton's third law of motion: "To every action, there is always opposed an equal reaction; or, the mutual actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal, and directed to contrary parts".

Just like Tyler, most male celebs who keep bragging about being "fluid", "pansexual", "queer", etc. always end up in boring heterosexual marriages.

[quote]If you were a straight woman, would you want to marry a man who labels himself "queer," "sexually fluid," or anything other than straight?

I've been previously attacked on here for "daring" to suggest that a self-proclaimed "fluid" or "bisexual" actor may, in fact, be faking it solely to satisfy their rabid fan base, so no, I wouldn't assume an attractive male celebrity with a large gay-male following – in particular, one whose primary means of income generation nowadays is an OF account with a presumably huge gay clientele – is *actually* "queer" or "fluid." If Tyler had any known *history* with guys, that'd be one thing, but vague allusions to "hooking up" with guys and "identifying" as nonbinary mean jack shit. (All the more so considering he'd been with his now-wife by then for over a year.)

Case in point: THIS WEDDING.

'rabid fan base"?

He's cute

Thank you, R42.

I agree with you.

Eh, people change

He was gay-baiting you girls all along.

R42 Agreed. Teen Wolf was entirely a gay thirst trap and Tyler knows on what side his bread is buttered.

He made out with a dude in that other show by Araki.

Anyway. He USED to be hot. He destroyed his body and is not hot anymore.

Yeah, he and O'Brien seemed really close for a really long time, and now they seem, at best, "estranged". They're definitely not close anymore. And it seems really weird to me. Do either of them ever mention it?

Can he have a family on his onlyfans salary?

[quote] He made out with a dude in that other show by Araki.

He made out with Avan Jogia and that was hot as fuck!

Both of them are so sexy.

Tyler and Avan...

I really like how her hair matches the flowers.

[quote] Yeah, he and O'Brien seemed really close for a really long time, and now they seem, at best, "estranged". They're definitely not close anymore.

Dylan is an uptight motherfucking prick.

Thinks he's too good for his "old friends" since he's a "major star" now, even though he hasn't done shit in years.

He even thinks he's too good for Teen Wolf, which put his stupid face on television.

Fuck Dylan O'Brien.

I hope he never works again. Fucking cunt.

Dylan O'Brien is a fucking PHONY.

Best friends forever, right Dylan?

Look at Dylan's uptight cunt of a "minder" standing behind him on the red carpet.

No wonder he's such an insufferable prick now.

Poor Tyler. Even the thread about his marriage ends up being about Dylan. Its like Teen wolf all over again.

Remember when Dylan used to be a youtuber wannabe talking about wiping his ass with toilet paper?

And now he's a big "STAH" who's too good for his old friends and co-workers.

Yeah, right.

Fucking loser.

Awkward....

Kelly Clarkson went back to American Idol after she became a star, not thinking it was beneath her, and she's literally bigger than Dylan O'Brien.

On the other hand, we don't know what Dylan would have been like now with his personality if there hadn't been the tragedy.

I actually think most of the cast hated TW. It had a borderline rotating cast by the end and couldn't seem to keep anyone around for more than two seasons, and when it came time to do the reunion movie with a terrible script the only actor that actually had anything remotely going on career wise that came back for it was Hoechlin. Everyone else like Cody Christian, Daniel Sharman, DOB, etc ran as far as they could.

Yeah, no, R55. Dylan O'Brien is an awesome guy. And he was the only smart one that didn't go back for that godawful disaster of a Teen Wolf movie. I couldn't even finish it, it was so bad, and from what I hear & read, it only got WORSE from the point I bailed.

But the reality is he had scheduling conflicts and most of the rest of the cast ... didn't.

[quote]Fuck Dylan O'Brien.

I'd _LOVE_ to!

The first season of TW was magic.

It was my favorite show that year.

Tyler Posey drew me in with the promos because he was a cute twink and he was shirtless a lot.

But after watching it for a while, Colton Haynes, Tyler Hoechlin and Dylan O'Brien drew me in to the show.

The storyline was great, too.

The second season fell off a bit, and then it slowly went downhill.

But season one was like a lightning strike in the television world.

[quote] But the reality is he had scheduling conflicts and most of the rest of the cast ... didn't.

Funny, but I haven't seen Dylan in anything for over five years, since that shitty Love and Monsters movie he made.

His career is in the toilet.

Fuck him.

I could give a rat’s fuck how Tyler Posey self-identifies sexually, or what the status of his “friendship” with Dylan O’Brien is-his ASS has given him a permanent place in my wank-bank! Those plump, round CHEEKS, so generously displayed on his OF account will never NOT get me off! Keep mooning the camera Tyler!!

Show me where on this doll Dylan O'Brien hurt you....

R68, for those of us who do not have a subscription to his OF account, could you share a shot or two of Posey's patootie?

I was just wanking off to a CMNM video featuring a "London Cop" with a beautiful butt. Always looking for new material!

TIA!

R70, just do a Google search of Tyler Posey nude.

R70 And keep googling until you find the shot of Mr. Posey standing on a ladder in front of a Christmas tree. He’s wearing a pair of pajamas and he’s got the bottoms pulled down to reveal one of the plumpest, roundest, prettiest butts you’ve ever seen! He’s just sticking that butt into the camera for our delectation! It’s by far my favourite Posey bum shot and possibly my favourite celeb butt shot period. I love mooning shots! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve jacked off to that shot.

This one, R72?

Whenever I look at a picture of this skank I need to take a shower.

^ Mrs Posey is a lucky gal.

Does hubby's jaw dislocate during cunnilingus?

[quote]Yeah, he and O'Brien seemed really close for a really long time, and now they seem, at best, "estranged". They're definitely not close anymore.

[quote]Dylan is an uptight motherfucking prick...Thinks he's too good for his "old friends" since he's a "major star" now, even though he hasn't done shit in years.

LOL - Posey's life is EXTREMELY messy. It's obvious he was heavily into drugs at one point. His acting career is a mess. He's an OF whore who jerks off and gets pegged on camera.

Many people would distance themselves from that type of messy situation - it has nothing to do with being a "star." Few people are going to invite that kind of drama and messiness into their lives willingly. They just pull you down with them.

As for O'Brien not acting much - apparently, the accident caused permanent damage which severely limits his ability to work, or so the rumors suggest.

[quote] Posey's life is EXTREMELY messy. It's obvious he was heavily into drugs at one point. His acting career is a mess. He's an OF whore who jerks off and gets pegged on camera.

Personally, I value loyalty.

True friends stick with you, through thick and thin.

Tyler Hoechlin has no problem still being friends with him.

And Dylan and Posey were the best of friends at the time.

It just speaks to Hoechlin's loyal and true character, versus that phony poseur Dylan O'Brien.

Oh, and if you want to talk about MESSY, then someone should address the fact that Dylan O'Brien hits on (very young) teenaged girls.

Now THAT is messy. And illegal.

At least Posey isn't breaking the law.

r78, will you be doing a citizen's arrest?

R73 That’s the one!!! Can’t tell you how much that pic turns me on. It’s so…whory! Especially for a mainstream actor. He’s literally presenting his ass like a gift and saying “cum fuck me”!

R74 Yeah some of us like a little skank now and then. Variety is the spice of life

I’m sure he probably regrets his little foray into OnlyFans whoredom. Looks like he’s trying to clean up his act.

R78 is clearly deranged.

I'm with R74, the pic at R73 is kinda gross. Eww.

His face looks great in the wedding pic at the OP. So apparently he cleans up well. Too bad there's nothing you can do about what he's done to the rest of his body. The ugly, TRASHY tattoos are just huge red flags for what a mess he's become.

He looked fine during the Teen Wolf movie but in normal photos/videos he looks extremely dirty and gross.

R70, did you miss the article I linked at R13, BPC?

R82 He should try cleaning up his asshole.

The jawline is majorly distracting.