So hot in here

sizemeat verificatia?

Fuck Notre Dame

How are we so late to this?

Fantasy ranking.

👀

I was about to say he could do with a haircut and a beard trim. The photo in R3 proves me right.

Armpits.

[quote]Fuck Notre Dame

This is the correct response.

Wowza - he's gorgeous.

He's got women around the block dying to become the Mrs. BTW, the rest of the family is really, really plain. I wouldn't break my stride to look at them. The mom looks like she could be one of the real housewives and not in a good way.

That hair! Swoooon

Yesss, OP. I was going to make a thread bout this guy. Goddamn

Yes I think so.

The photo at R3 took my breath away.

What does his lower body look like?

The Jesus tattoo is offputting.

With pits like that, you just know his bush is amazing.

'kay

As a hardcore college football fan I knew Sam was hot two years ago. I always have thought he and "the other Sam" Sam Howell, former North Carolina QB and now the Washington Commanders starter could be brothers. See picture of Sam Howell.

He does have a great head of hair. If I had to guess I'd say Italian blood.

Unfortunately he's a Jesus freak.

R19 Avoid like the plague, then. I find Bible bashers so odd. If you want to practise a religion fine by me, but bleating about it is boring.

^Bleating about bleating about it is also boring^

R14 ...Like he has a penis. WTF?

What do his butt and legs look like r22, ffs.

R21 Bleating about bleating about bleating about it is also boring.

Nice to look at. Don't forget he's a jock. Were jocks nice to you in high school? You must be the exception to the rule of most Gay guys. The ones when/where I was growing up most assuredly weren't.

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Ewwwww

He is amazingly hot, but doesn't have a very large ass.

R28 - If you look at his pics he’s an athletic ectomorph not a naturally muscular mesomorph.

Disappointed in his rear view…

Hot Jew!

R31, wrong thread.

R16, I think you could hide several chocolate kisses in it. Wouldn't I like to find out.

He can sit on my face anytime!

He’s a Notre Damer….which makes him dead on arrival. No ass, and no actual intelligence.

p.s. r31 —you’re wrong…take you anti-Semitic trolling elsewhere

R35, you're an idiot. Hartman is an Ashkenazi Jewish name.

If I looked like that and was built like that, I'd believe in Jesus too and thank Him every day.

R46. Boy you sure got me there! Oy vey! Mazel tov!

Oh, wait—he’s a man of Christ…who’d a thunk that about a QB at Wake Forest and then ND?!

I’m the idiot 😵‍💫

R36^^

R18 No, not even close. That guy is gross.

He can pray away the gay while I blow him.

He reminds me of the hot farmer boyfriend Mutt from Schitt's Creek.

Looks like he's having a good hair day -- every day.

Dingleberries

R43, he has at least five different looks, and they’re all 10s.

Well, Hartman isn't ALWAYS an Ashkenazi Jewish name. I'm part Hartman and it's just plain German. My Ancestry.com profile shows that I have no Jewish in me.

[quote] I'm part Hartman and it's just plain German

Sounds like you need a healthy Hartman infusion!

For your consideration.

One more because I love you guys.

Of all the guys playing football, college or pro, he is not even a blip on the radar for looks. Or body. Or ass.

His own head coach he is hotter than he is. Jesus (Touchdown Jesus!)

Marcus…that’s Hot!

There are plenty of Lutheran Hartmans in Indiana - we had three of them in a Hammond school and that place was a shit hole.

Why can’t Hollywood cast men who look like this - MEN not twinks. This dude is 24 and looks like a grown adult and hot as hell.

Any relation to Phil Hartman?

[QUOTE]If you look at his pics he’s an athletic ectomorph not a naturally muscular mesomorph.

Which is highly, HIGHLY preferable to an athletic mesomorph who is not naturally muscular. Peyton Manning and pasty Tom Brady come to mind immediately.

Peyton and his bulge -- stomach, that is.

Mind you these are the two of the most successful NFL QBs in the modern era

Mind you —that’s utterly irrelevant to what makes a good QB.

[quote]he’s a man of Christ…who’d a thunk that about a QB at Wake Forest and then ND?!

You don't have to be a Catholic to play at Notre Dame.

R58 - How did you get so far into this thread without realizing we're not talking about the marks of a good or great QB?

Are you some Indiana frau or hormonal Swiftie who suddenly "understands" football?

R59 and who said you had to be?! Read the thread before you post another nonsensical reply. The quoted text was in reply to some idiot who insisted the QB was Jewish.

R60 direct your bitchy misogyny at 57…it was their point not mine.

Jesus Christ all the blood just left my brain. This guy is stupid hot.

[QUOTE]R60] direct your bitchy misogyny at 57…it was their point not mine.

I'm both r60 and r57 and I'm struggling to understand your point.

My point, because it clearly needs to be reiterated to help you guys through your post-game drinking confusion: Some great QBs have shit bodies. Don't pretend one great arm and excellent depth perception and timing mean Manning and recent buccal fat removal victim Brady have naturally muscular/sinewy bodies, unlike the subject of this thread.

Blah blah —you keep digressing.

So is he a 12th year senior?

[quote]Why can’t Hollywood cast men who look like this

Because guys who look like this are typically as dumb as shit and wouldn't be able to act to safe their life. That's why.

Safe their life?

He’s looking at his reflection in his helmet

R52 Who the FUCK is THAT? Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie

As stated, he’s the coach.