Nebraska funeral worker fired after using sex doll of dead man he was tasked to collect

This guy fucks the bodies for sure

Oh, let him have it.

I agree with R2.

Was it promised to someone else in his will?

I’ll never forget walking into a drugstore with a counter and soda fountain area, looking over and seeing an old coot out for a night on the town sitting on one of the stools with his sex doll, all dressed up in her nightie on the stool next to him. 1980s. Rural Connecticut, of all places. And the soda jerk just acting like it was a typical evening. It was like David Lynch meets Edward Hopper.

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He looks inbred.

Is it really so expensive to buy a new sex doll?

[quote]Later that day, Smith allegedly called the property manager and claimed the Sarpy County Sheriff’s Office was sending him back to the unit [bold]to collect the doll so it could be swabbed for “a biopsy”[/bold] — a bizarre request that was immediately shot down.

Damn, he really wanted that doll!

Depends, some of the realistic ones go up to the 10,000s, R8.

R8, I suspect part of the appeal was that this was a USED sex doll.

Ewww

I totally misunderstood that headline. I originally thought it meant he was using the dead guy as a sex doll. The real event is a bit less gross.

It still amounts to stealing another man’s woman!

where the men are lonely 😩 and the sheep are nervous 😬

I really wanted to see pictures of this temptress.

[quote] a bizarre request that was immediately shot down.

Back to bodies.

“ The manager stumbled upon the disturbing scene while investigating noises coming from inside the unit, which was deadbolted and locked with a chain.”

Ok if you were going to sneak back in to fuck the sex doll, wouldn’t you at least keep super quiet? He was a loud moaner!?

Better the sex doll should be alone?

“A Prairie Doll’s Story” by J. D. Vance

“A real doll temptress beguiles a lonely mortuary technician in a dingy midwestern apartment “

If you can’t even trust the good wholesome intentions of your local mortuary worker …

R21 just made my day.

MAGA, no doubt.

The sex doll looked like the dead man?

What's the problem. Isn't this the doll's job ?

[quote]I totally misunderstood that headline. I originally thought it meant he was using the dead guy as a sex doll. The real event is a bit less gross.

Me too.

Now I'm disappointed.

Give him the doll. What is the family going to do with it?

He looks like his last name ought to be "Duggar".

Assuming the thing wasn’t cleaned before use… ew!

Come to think of it, what gender was the doll?

How humiliating for Ryan if he was diddling a gay doll.

Hmm. Not one complaint about Murdoch?

What position did he use?

Nicorette for necrophiliacs

I think a grey area - he didn't hurt anyone, and is there really a law against using someone's sex doll? I mean it's creepy - was the doll left to someone in the will? maybe he can just purchase it at the estate sale.

For the people admitting they misunderstood the headline: Sheesh, you are dumb. Get off the Internet and edumucate youself.

[quote]How humiliating for Ryan if he was diddling a gay doll.

You mean a male doll?

It wasn’t necro-necro.

He had access to bodies. He could have made his own doll

[quote]I’ll never forget walking into a drugstore with a counter and soda fountain area, looking over and seeing an old coot out for a night on the town sitting on one of the stools with his sex doll, all dressed up in her nightie on the stool next to him. 1980s.

R5 Sounds like the Dennis Hopper character in River's Edge!

The plastic looking Bratz sex doll in question:

r36 - the breaking and entering into a recently deceased person's home and the elaborate, yet stupid lies to cover don't bother you,?

Why do human beings have to be so grotesque?

The manager said the moaning was primeval and raucous

I love that when he left he was straightening his clothes and announced “I’ll be back with a warrant for the dummy!”

Wow. An embalming warehouse/factory

Sloppy seconds.

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All in all, a used sex doll is still probably cleaner than a corpse.

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