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Who molested Lorna Luft?

Or is that just a DL thing.

I never get the joke.

by Anonymousreply 11December 31, 2023 4:21 PM

I was molested

by Anonymousreply 1October 11, 2023 1:36 AM

Ethel Merman, in the breakfast nook, with a candlestick

by Anonymousreply 2October 11, 2023 1:42 AM

I confess -- it was me.

by Anonymousreply 3October 11, 2023 3:02 AM

I don't get the joke either, OP, and obviously neither do R1, 2, or 3.

by Anonymousreply 4October 11, 2023 3:06 AM

OMG! IT WASN'T LORNA!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 5October 11, 2023 3:29 AM

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 6October 11, 2023 3:30 AM

I like blue and wasn't molested.

by Anonymousreply 7October 11, 2023 3:30 AM

Ein Ballon.

Ein Luftballon to be more specific.

Der Wasserballon was out of town at the time.

by Anonymousreply 8October 11, 2023 3:32 AM

I've Googled this several times and the only reference to Lorna Luft getting molested links right back to DL. The other thing that comes up is Faux News articles referencing Sid Luft dishing about how munchkins molested Judy Garland while on set for TWOZ.

by Anonymousreply 9December 31, 2023 4:15 PM

Well then you are lost, R9!

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by Anonymousreply 10December 31, 2023 4:20 PM

Lovely Lorna Luft

left little folk fondling Lahr

while big sister Judy laughed

it wasn’t her pubic hair

by Anonymousreply 11December 31, 2023 4:21 PM
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