Franks's Dick! Admits naked selfie on GuysWithiPhones gay dating site is genuine.

Geesh, those Bidens sure love to show off their junk

Is it big too?

I think buff older guys are hot.

HUGE! It’s on LPSG

Frank, you slut. It serves you right.

lol.

The world is falling apart, but the DL still knows priorities.

It appears that being a younger Biden brother to a more successful, seemingly smarter, and more driven brother causes some issues that only being naked in pix seems to solve...

Honestly, he's got a great bod. I'm sure his pecker is nice and think. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed!!!

Faggot!

[quote]Honestly, he's got a great bod. I'm sure his pecker is nice and think. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed!!!

Frank has BDF - and he has a BD.

I heart R1.

Those Bidens! LOL!

Those Biden's should stop dicking around

Whoah

The First Fag.

Comment from LPSG that made me laugh: Definitely did not have "will have seen his son's and brother's cocks before the end of his first term" on my bingo card 3 years ago.

Two hung Bidens CONFIRMED

Sewing Circle Sisters, did we know there was a gay brother before now?

He’s so fucking HOT!

Marjorie Traitor Greene is preparing her next XXX Biden presentation for Congress

Frank's nips have seen some action. Woof!

So what, a lot of us presidential siblings liked to show it all off.

Purple mountain majesty!

Jealz.

Did Frank Biden's dick benefit the president? People ought to know the truth, therefore I will hold a hearing to examine these charges!

Nice. An actual man.

That's a beautiful piece of daddy dick.

lmao!

You bitches are too much.

They’re going to have to start calling it the Irish Gift.

ooops

Jill alludes to Joe's huge cock. Biden's (and the audience's) reaction is hysterical.

"I've heard the urgency in his voice when he cums"

Franks nips are GOLD-MEDAL PRIME. Look like they regularly receive good hard chewing.

Guys with iPhones is a rabbit hole that DLers will easily dive into.

Frank is hung; Hunter is average.

Well, if Frank is hung and Hunter is average, the President knows what he has to do. For the good of the country.

That's a genuinely nice dick but the ass is a tragedy.

If Hunter is average...Your hole is blown out

[quote] Frank, 69, has been in a long-term relationship with his partner Mindy Ward, a former Hooters waitress-turned-American Airlines flight attendant, since 2010

A Hooters waitress? How did the bitches of DL miss this?

But I can overlook it. Hot daddy bod, chewy nips, and big dick. What's not to like?

Great PR for Biden. Everyone knows Trump has puny lil cocklet underneath his overhanding apron fat. People prefer to think of a leader as being cocksure. Having confidence. Having a big cock. People will vote for Biden thinking he's hung like a mule. Meanwhile the loserTrump can sit there in his own feces looking at his flacid little lightswitch eating big macs.

[quote]Great PR for Biden.

While Hunter and now this would have been career ending scandals 30 years ago, in today's thirst trap, tiktok, over-sharing world, I can see where it might work for Biden because, you're right, people will assume that he's also hung at least as well as both.

Other men are intimidated by guys with huge cocks. "Bid Dick Energy" is a real thing.

So where's the DL's capture of the uncensored photo so we don't have to jump through all the hoops.

Are they Black Irish? Could be the Italian DNA.

Since when is Guys with iPhones a dating site?

Iz he singal? I has newd pic to

Frank, 69, has been in a long-term relationship with his partner Mindy Ward, a former Hooters waitress-turned-American Airlines flight attendant, since 2010

I love this guy

This family is so classless.

Big Irish dicks are the result of the Spanish Armada.

Or a gay-specific site, for that matter, R41? I thought it was just for guys (mostly straight) who want to show off what they've got?

I swear, if this trend results in Huckabee-Sanders flapping her beef curtains around for all the world to see, I will be at the forefront of the riot.

[quote]Big Irish dicks are the result of the Spanish Armada.

Spanish guys are the smallest dicked guys in Europe.

So, no.

r39...

I want him inside me quite deeply.

Wow, what a dong! I think these horse-sized dicks of the Biden dynasty can finally put that old "Irish curse" myth to rest.

Don’t forget to remind rightwingers of Melania’s tasteful nudes, where she got a tasteful of the other “model”

He looks better wearing a cap. Body 10. Face 3.

His weathered face is part of his daddy charm, r52.

I want to be raped by this entire family.

So is he gay or not. I’ve seen him with a woman before.

I've seen lots and lots of dicks bigger than that.

So if he's fucking the friendly skies, why's he posting his dick on gay grandaddy .com?

Who said "he" posted it there, r57?

Well, I suppose North Korea could have hacked his phone but I'm outta tinfoil today, R58. So Occam says.

In the present environment, r59, Occam isn't quite as reliable as he once was.

There's a possibility he faked it (note the smudginess near the base- classic sign of Photoshop). Wouldn't be the first time a man lied online to get some hole.

Men don't pump iron for their health- they do it to get laid. He's a horndog. So it's entirely possible he's been naked in a bedroom with another man- even if it was just a MMF threesome.

This pic wasn't just found recently. The Rethugs have been saving it for a slow week. I guess they think 1,000s of Independents will now vote for Trump due to Biden's bi bro and crackho son. And wasn't there a salacious diary stolen from Biden's daughter?

R10 i clicked and was rewarded with a trans porn ad. And the mentioned selfie. It wasn't worth it. Nice cock, meh face, and now I have to rinse my eyes.

Well, R60, in the present environment that's about what you'd expect as a reply to something that doesn't align with your personal views. Enough from you.

I have to take baths now, showers are scary!

[Quote]If Hunter is average...Your hole is blown out

You sound like you live a monastic life. Hunter is resolutely average. His dick is a one-hander.

It's funny how people keep referring to "Hunter's 9incher". You know those guys are telling others that they're hung and getting sent home for false advertising.

That ain't 9 inches.

Hubba hubba!😭🥰🥵Uncle Frank doesn't need Secret Service protection 😭 he's already packing heat on his own!

[Quote] It's funny how people keep referring to "Hunter's 9incher". You know those guys are telling others that they're hung and getting sent home for false advertising.

Unlike Uncle Fran Hunter's dick doesn't have that swing

👍Uncle Frank

Thanks R48. He's definitely got a big one, and girthy too.

Joe is 5/8ths Irish, some English & per his middle name Robinette he acknowledges he might have some French.

[quote]This pic wasn't just found recently. The Rethugs have been saving it for a slow week.

This is your definition of a slow week?

What a family!

[quote]Since when is Guys with iPhones a dating site?

In the provincial world of mainstream media, any site whose purpose is to engage with others with the ultimately goal of having sex is a "dating" site.

However, that's like referring to bathrooms with gloryholes as "singles clubs" or "speed dating."

It's only a matter of time before we elect a President who has shown his dick.

I will be forming a Senate Subcommittee with my colleagues Tim Scott, Josh Hawley, and Tom Cotton to investigate this matter. We will issue a subpoena to Frank Biden in a closed door session so that we can personally investigate the evidence.

I will get to be the bottom...er...get to the bottom of this situation.

Is he a known homosexualist?

His body looks great, especially for his age. But I made the mistake of reading about him. He’s a douche. A history of DUIs. Plus he’s responsible for the death of someone in a car crash; he was speeding in a rented Jaguar. He fought hard against paying the settlement. Plus, he’s used the Biden name to profit in business. He can keep the big duck to himself for all I care.

So weird that he’s got a fully furry back but has shaven off all his pubes. Is this something almost-septuagenarians do?

It's to make his cock look bigger.

Love that big suckable cap. Then slick it down with some lube and ease it on in. Yessir.

[quote]There's a possibility he faked it (note the smudginess near the base- classic sign of Photoshop).

He's like 70 years old and you think he knows how to use Photoshop?

R66 Au contraire...

Frankly there are worse scandals than people finding out the Biden men are hung. Definitely makes Joe look more masculine, you see why he has gone through life with that inherit confidence. Unlike Trump who has all the insecurity of a guy with a tiny dick.

So Joe must have quite the pipe, too.

Young Joe and a big one between his legs? *swoons*

[quote] He can keep the big duck to himself for all I care.

QUACK?

The Biden men are utter creeps.

What separates the boys from the… 🎶 MEN

r87 = penis envy

President Cheeto / R87, what are you doing on DataLounge?

He’s 64, not 69, in the pic.

Too bad he isn't 69-ing.

[quote] The Biden men are utter creeps.

Frau-y McFrauenstein has spoken everyone!

There’s something in the genes.

*And* the jeans.

Daddy!!!

The absurd, cosmic hoax that is existence is manifest in that, simultaneously, this is the funniest DL thread ages while the truly sobering "Israel under attack" threads emit a looming apocalyptic siren.

"May you live in interesting times" has certainly been my reality.

Indeed, r97.

Do you suppose the Biden men masturbate?

When does Joe have the time?

You know that trashy Kimberly Gargoyle would hop right on that giant cock if she could. I suppose she's only with tiny cocklet DJT Jr. for the cocaine.

Frank’s DL Lemon Party invitation is in the mail.

I want Frank and Hunter to have a swordfight in my mouth

R103 IMAGINE the piss party these two giant cocks would have!

Frank for Speaker of the House! He’s got his own gavel.

Speaker of the House should be the Representative with the largest cock. End of discussion. Big cocks rule.

I thought it was a recent pic of Jon Hamm.

Impressive endowment and nice body for a man who is close to 70. Still, he is a Biden through and through, and I don't mean that in a positive way: corrupt, dishonest, greedy, immoral, drug and alcohol-addicted and downright creepy.

Also, he has that long, weird Biden face and a flabby pancake ass - so it's a loud and resounding NO from me.

Ok what is the problem. What is wrong with capitalizing on one’s family name. This isn’t Cuba.

[quote]Still, he is a Biden through and through, and I don't mean that in a positive way: corrupt, dishonest, greedy, immoral, drug and alcohol-addicted and downright creepy.

Also r108:

*Dem Prez Candidates Are Afraid to Take on Mighty Joe Biden*

[quote]OP, you're completely delusional. He was never intelligent at all, but now his intellectual limitations are compounded by dementia - he would be crushed into oblivion by RFK Jr. In fact, in his current state even a mental lightweight like Trump could make mincemeat out of him!

[quote]This is just propaganda of the cheapest, most inept kind. Three years ago he was barely able to speak publicly without behaving erratically, but nowadays he is just a disaster. They are keeping him from debates because his performance would be even more disastrous than usual.

Thank you for promoting me and my work, R110! You obviously want to become my agent, but sadly I don't like working with dumb fucks afflicted by Trump Derangement Syndrome, who belong to the 'Vote Blue No Matter Who' brigade and are willing to excuse appalling behavior from corrupt sociopaths, because other corrupt sociopaths are slightly more obnoxious.

Oh, and by the way: Biden and most Democrats serve the same corporate overlords that the Republicans serve, and they follow the same economic, social and militaristic policies. You're shooting yourself in booth feet by voting the Repucrat party, because they ARE one single party.

Now, go back to worshipping some old alcoholic creep's cock and flabby pancake ass, and stop making a fool out of yourself.

Somewhere in the bowels of the Trump family compound Kimberly Gargoyle is crying her eyes out as she uncontrollably masturbates to another Biden's pic.

#108 thinks someone wants to lift her caftan and take her prolapsed mussy.

I knew I'd seen him somewhere.

Was Frank's daughter conceived via turkey baster?

Nice sperm cannon.

The both parties are the same bullshit is so old and played out r111. Literally anyone can look at the Supreme Court and see the difference the party can make. Find a new tune.

I need a closeup of the dongage

R85 Joe lost his looks rather quickly. Here he is at 45. The same age DeSantis is now.

DeSantis never had looks so there is that.

I want Frank and Hunter violently plowing me from both ends, high fiving as they sing “Hail to the Beef”!!

Mama’s mussy is gushing like a bombed Gaza pipeline!

Could we please get a larger pic of Frank's dick?! The pic with his cock out is rather small.

actually, R120 I think he is still good-looking. I like husky men and fat Italian dicks.

Not all Italians have a big dick. He's probably hung like a cherub.

I know R124 but it's probably girthier and has more of a head on it than Hunter's underwhelming dick.

Underwhelming, sure.

R125 😂 is a troll.

I'd watch him shave

[quote]Not all Italians have a big dick. He's probably hung like a cherub.

Found that out the soft way.

though here in the northeast you'll find that majority of Italians don't disappoint R129

He's southeast though. Not a lot of Italians there.

R127 the truth is we're all trolls😁 What are you doing here?

If we're going to bump this thread, we need to capture this pic for posterity.

Hung like a Biden is THANG!

can anyone reduce the pic in r132 to a manageable size?

Yikes, R119. Hair looks terrible. He definitely needs a toupee or hair transplants.

I’d suck it. And work those nips.

Nice piece of meat

Dang. Vote for Biden.

mutilated

Take a pass, r140. Don't care.

Proz-dee-tooshun WHORE!!!

Oh Melania, please. You Slovenian Whore... Frank Biden's girthy, cut cock is what you crave, especially after the past two decades of servicing that spongy dicklet you married and the flaccid GOP donors you bend over for at Mar-a-Lago.

I have to admit he’s hot AF even in the mirror selfie with toilet. The GOP is obsessed with the Biden family endowment. They can cheat, lie and steal their way to power, but they will never be control the culture. The Bidens being hung is just icing in the cake to enrage them.

How jealous is Trump (probably every male Trump) when he sees these pics with Frank and Hunter? Remember Stormy said Trump's dick looks like a mushroom from Super Mario! LOL!

[quote]I have to admit he’s hot AF even in the mirror selfie with toilet

Wait so I'm not the only one turned off by selfies with toilets in frame? I always chalked that up to my neuroticism! The last thing I want to see when some slut is trying to butter me up with his dick/ass pics is his toilet. Bad association! And don't even get me started on guys who film or photograph themselves jerking off while sitting ON the toilet. I can't get that off of my screen fast enough. If I'm having sex with you I don't even want to know that you *own* a toilet.

Those nips need a good hard chewing .

Cock is supremely gag-on-it-able.