Chris Pine has entered his Grey Gardens era

He needs to dye his hair and beard. That sweater does look like it came from a thrift shop.

Im sure it did

He looks awful. Haggard.

He looks like he still has nice tits.

Pastels are always a good look.

He really looks like an old lesbian.

The last photo (the 6th one) really shows how bad this outfit is.

He's following in Mickey Rourke's footsteps.

He looks insane

[quote] That sweater does look like it came from a thrift shop.

Those sweaters for men have been making a comeback.

Junkie.

Mental illness well underway.

Auntie Chris.

Are those Lululemon leggings?

I'm glad Meemaw let him borrow her cardigan and leggings

On his way to Michfest

I don’t think he’s mentally struggling, I think this is actually who he is.

My theory is that he is on the Spectrum, probably was undiagnosed for a long time and fell into alcoholism, got diagnosed and now just dresses how he feels. ASD people often chose unusual clothing combinations.

I wish I were hot enough, or at least thought I was hot enough, that I didn't need to bother to try, even as far as not combing my hair when I went out in public.

It must be nice to know that even looking your rattiest, people can still tell you're good looking...for now.

He looks hot. Much better than if he was in some dockers and a polo or whatever bullshit

The booze and cigs have really done a number on his face.

His facial hair is mostly white except for two dark patches in the hollows of his cheeks. Hence, the gaunt look.

When is she coming out of the closet?

I love it. Great head of hair he still has. And those PINE eyes.

“See how beautiful Edie was when she was young? It’s perfectly foolish of her not to look that way now. You look horrible”

Looks like a wig.

What's that symbol on his T?

If he did a decent workout his hair would be wet.

r27 PBS

This really is the best costume for today.

He's dressed like a lady

Sad last days.

Right up there with Emilio Estevez’s ‘Wisdom’.

He takes it up the ass!

How soon before a cat's going to the bathroom behind his portrait?

I’m with R24. I’m more attracted to him here than I ever was when he was all primped and preened.

For me that mop of hair on his head is a huge turn on. (And I’m jealous.)

Nothing like an unkept yard.

[quote]Great head of hair he still has.

Yoda, is that you?

They can get you in West Hollywood for wearing pink loafers on a Thursday.

I'm diggin' the Unabomberesque look.

The leggings are unacceptable

I still want to suck his cock and have him cum all over my chest.

It’s a meme now

He's only 43? Fucking hell...he looks bad.

Booze and cigs r44

I wonder if Benedict got a taste of that ass when they did Star Trek together.

Still hot.

Now he’s turning into Charlton Heston as Moses

He looks great. Thanks r49, the hens were getting pretty toxic.

he looks haggard AF

At r49, those updo bangs are too stylized for my taste, but he looks good.

He looks like a stylish 55 yr old in that disheveled look. He’s only 43!?

He's lovely, r49. And he's speaking at a charity ball for dogs. Fuck all of you if you don't like him.

Chris Pine's skin-tight black leggings are kind of cuckoo gay maybe meant for indoors and hanging around the house--not stepping outside.

That is am awfully intriguing outfit. I must say its level of cringe is admirable. Not hot excactlt, but so bold where a man whom does this is hor, if it makes sense (sexually i dont find him attractive)

The outfit distracts you from his womanly legs and HUMONGOUS head. His mother must still experience ghost pains of the cooter from that melon.

Skin-tight leggings...they're not just for fat, straight women anymore.

As unusual as his outfit looks there is a logic to it, which you ‘ll see if you know a little bit about the Austism Spectrum

#1 there is a known tendency for Spectrum people to prefer either tight fitting or very loose clothing. Pine actually does both; he almost universally favors skinny, very high-waisted pants, often worn with a belt; while he tends to wear oversized blouses, often buttoned only halfway up, and loose jackets like he has here

#2 there is a high correlation among Spectrum people with androgynous or gender nonconforming dress; people on the Spectrum are less bound to conventions and wear what they want to wear. Pine clearly has become more comfortable with a slightly androgynous look in the past couple of years. He also favors bright colors and patterns, and often creates unusual combinations.

If you look at how Jacob Elordi dresses, they actually both have a similar quirkiness (Elordi religiously wears loose fitting clothes and carries purses and handbags.)

They're from my Halston collection.

Is Chris Pine gay?

Probably not.

He's not autistic. Jesus.

There’s a very high component of actors on the autism spectrum. Anthony Hopkins has it.

Stars have people telling they look great all the time. Then, they step out in an outfit like that (black leggings, rainbow-colored sweater / shrug) and the public weighs in.

On top of that, the stripes on the sweater don't align at the side seams. Seems cheap.

We had a poster a while back who went to UC Berkeley at the same time as Chris Pine. He said two of his male friends hooked up with him.

Well if someone on the Internet says so

Chris Pine has never had a dick in his mouth, his ass or his hand. Never never ever.

So sad that he's never jerked off.

Or used a urinal correctly.

[quote]Chris Pine has never had a dick in his mouth, his ass or his hand. Never never ever.

Don't be so sure.

He is gorgeous! OP, what is your hard-on with Chris Pine? Did he reject you at one time? I would love the details.

OP, why the Grey Gardens reference? I don't get the connection except that his hair is grey. Explain please.

In Grey Gardens, Big Edie and Little Edie didn't look great and didn't have nice clothes because they had no money. I'm sure Pine isn't broke but it looks like he's stopped caring about his appearance. Either that or the way he thinks his outfit looks and the reality are two very different things. The greyness of his hair and beard is distracting too.

He's wearing leggings because he was coming from a [italic]dance[/italic] class.

And that "thrift shop" cardigan is 100% cashmere and retails for $2400.

Sorry, R75, I think the cardigan still looks terrible. I wouldn't pay $24 for it. But if that's his style, then more power to him.

He doesn't have to parade around town in tights. He could change into regular trousers before he leaves the dance studio. Just sayin'. Maybe the tights would look okay if he were in his twenties and had a very nice body.

It’s not that he doesn’t care how he looks, its that he specifically wants to look this way. It’s deliberate, these kind of odd clothing combinations make him feel like who he is. He’s just comfortable being himself now.

GQ did this tracing how his style changed

He went from very traditional to slightly eccentric to very eccentric. But it’s all very deliberate, ie combining bright red sneakers with dark overalls, a teeshirt and a porkpie hat at the airport.

Also note the difference between how he is styled at events (takes fashion risks that are guided by stylists) and how he dresses himself. When he dresses himself there it’s almost reminiscent of how a child might dress himself by choosing to wear all his favorite things at once.

Sorry, this look screams "gay man". It looks like he borrowed his mother's blouse.

This look is a bit edgy but it works.

My god. Please buy a mirror, Christopher..... and get your eyes checked.

Elordi also has the same childish quality when he dresses although he hit Hollywood dressing like this

Which make me suspect Elordi was probably already diagnosed on the Spectrum when he came to Hollywood while Pine probably struggled with it undiagnosed for years (explains the alcoholism), got diagnosed, and then began self-acceptance which includes wearing these unusual clothes that have a degree of androgyny

I like the gray hair. Chris wears it well and obviously doesn't care what you think about him, OP.

Gym today

Hmmm, judging from R84's photo, he does have a nice body for an ancient guy. Not sure why he would wear tights with shorts. Looks silly. I guess he likes to stand out from the crowd.

[quote]Not sure why he would wear tights with shorts.

He's a faggot!

He looks gay AF here

I wonder if that was photoshopped, R87. He doesn't look that gay in his other photos.

No it's not Photoshopped r88. He sucks dick.

He's SO straight

Partying in Amalfi with the boys!

I wouldn't be surprised if he were gay, R89, but he looks especially flaming in that photo. Maybe you're right. Maybe it hasn't been altered.

Lift those legs baby!

Yeah, they're fucking.

I wonder if Pine paid for that whole vacation on the Amalfi Coast, eg plane tickets for his friends, accommodations, hiring the boat. I didn't think he had that kind of money.

These guys and Chris aren't friends. They look like random men. You can tell by the body language. At 43 he goes to Amalfi with no close friends?

What's wrong with you Chris?

Considering how he's dressed he actually looks really good, his hair is just beautiful, and he has a great body

R93 Such beautiful legs, would love to spread those lovingly

R96 Maybe they arent "friends" but fuckbuddies

[quote]Maybe they arent "friends" but fuckbuddies

Somebody was filling his hole on that trip.

Chris Pine probably makes a minimum 5 million a film, you don’t think he can pay for his vacation? Idiots.

Look at all his outfits

Loose fitting top, tight trousers or shorts

I know he can pay for his own vacation, R99. I don't think he can pay for everyone in the photo. Btw, you have no clue how much money he makes in a year. Five million is a wild guess.

I was wrong

It’s $11.5 million a film

He dresses like he's mentally ill

Sorry, I don't believe he's an in-demand actor whose movies make a lot of money. Maybe he got $11.5 million for Dungeons and Dragons two years ago but I really doubt he makes that kind of money on a consistent basis.

He lives in Los Feliz. He ain't rakin' in the big $$$$.

The story goes that Zachary Quinto was punching Chris's hole when they were filming the first Star Trek movie.

True R105.

R99 is drunk.

This website says he's worth $35 million, which I find surprising. Then again, how the hell would they know. It's not like they're talking to his accountant.

After all, Kylie Jenner was thought to be a billionaire and that turned out to be wrong.

[quote]He lives in Los Feliz. He ain't rakin' in the big $$$$.

He bought it back in 2010 for $3 million, after the first [italic]Star Trek[/italic] movie. Ever consider that he might just like living there?

r109 Los Feliz isn't where you live if you're rolling in $$$$$

Aspies don’t like change.

Which part of "Ever consider he might just like living there" don't you understand R110?

r112 just stop

I'd like living there.

He looks huge in his little car

I expected to see him in a towel and a turban feeding bread to raccoons in the attic.

Skinny shorts, baggy shirt.

I'll hold judgement till he sits on my face

Robert Pine was hot as a young man. See from 35.30.

He should be commended for dressing up to fly commercial.

Jesus Christ his head is big.

He's very proud of his chest for a 43 year old.

I think this lady is his girlfriend. She’s a 25 year old waitress from L.A. they were photographed vacationing in Italy earlier this year.

I’m kind of surprised- I thought he’d go for someone at least in her 30’s.

Girlfriend or beard?

You could probably fill two of her heads inside of his

It reminds me of the scene in Oppenheimer where the used two glass bowls to represent the atomic material needed for Fat Man and Little Boy

Today’s outfit

He looks like a gay Minion.

Well now, Chris. You're not showing nearly enough leg.

His sense of style is entertaining though.

The rainbow cardigan now paired with complimentary sandals in saffron, plus the usual shorts over leggings.

I forgot about the r126 photo, it looks like he has a thing for saffron

I don't believe a straight man would ever wear that outfit.

Actually, the outfit at R128 doesn't look that bad but it's too metrosexual for most straight men. Maybe in L.A., guys who dress in quirky ways aren't that rare.

Oh wow can't believe I just noticed this

saffron

Saffron

Saffron

Saffron

Saffron

Safrron

Is he mentally ill?

One more

High waisted pants. Not a good look.

I Midjourneyed him. It got close.

I feel pretty Oh, so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight! I feel charming Oh, so charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real See the pretty girl in that mirror there? Who can that attractive girl be?

Okay. His outfit at R141 is very brave. He might as well have wrapped himself in Pride flags.

Is everyone in the nicer neighbourhoods of L.A. so tolerant and politically correct that an outfit like that won't draw any negative attention? No chuckles, no whistles, no mocking comments. If so, must be nice.

r143 that's not a real pic

How do you know, R145?

Well, the head does look odd (R141). Maybe it's photoshopped. Not sure.

“ I Midjourneyed him”. = the popular AI imaging app

r146 the poster said he Midjourneyed the pic of Pine. JFC.

Oh okay. I didn't know what "midjourney" meant. Too bad the photo isn't real 😆.

Oooh. Sexy.

Dammit

[quote]R146 the poster said he Midjourneyed the pic of Pine. JFC.

I don't keep up with all the newest lingo like you hep cats, R149.

r153 it's not too hard to figure out that the poster was talking about a software program.

Sure R154. I just skimmed over the line "I Midjourneyed him. It got close." I didn't put as much thought into it as you did. I was more interested in the photo than the caption. So sorry for not knowing that midjourney was an AI program. Not everyone can be the gentleman 🙄 and scholar that you are.

r155 just admit you're an idiot.

Pajamas and flip flops in the airport. He looks crazy.

I think those are like International Male parachute pants, not pajamas.

I think you should admit you're a cunt, R156.

Isn't everyone a cunt on DL?

Signs You Are A Homosexual: Short Shorts. Discuss.

Saffron today in New York!

Looks to me like he's entered his alcoholic bum phase.

Dyeing your hair must be a pain but his grey hair and beard really annoy me.

It's probably a "mask" of sorts to keep people away from his pretty face. Probably why all the saffron- draws attention away from the face.

I think he just likes saffron.

Say what you want about his style, but the man still dresses up to fly.

Lift those legs baby!

He's kind of peculiar but has a rep as a decent guy despite being a nepo baby and has had a run of decent work. He might shock the fuck out of us with what should be a pretty solid character actor era for him, and i think it's awesome he's cool with aging naturally in the public eye already, so here's hoping my hunch holds true. Plus, he didn't have to climb the Empire State Building on the Today show just to stay relevant.

Well, judging from R167's photo, there's no doubt which team Chrissy plays for. The perfect outfit for the sophisticated gay gentleman.

he has a gay brother that he accepts and supports....you dizzy brain dead hateful queens just aren't going to let up - this is why they hate us

Chris Pine does not have a brother, he has a sister who is his only sibling.

He cleans up nicely.

New saffron!

Maybe he'd look better clean shaven.

I’m aging better than that FAG

^^You're FAT motherfucker! FAT!

Ugh, the Spectrum Troll upthread.

Today’s ensemble combined a hybrid smoking jacket/bathrobe with his trademark shorts over black leggings.

A new ensemble, a tribute to a 1986 Trapper Keeper

He dresses like he's insane

I love his look, his attitude, his style. He looks like he’d be super fun to hang out with.

R1, I think that sweater is very, very expensive… I posted a pic of RHOBH’s Mauricio wearing a very similar one on DL months ago and someone linked it — it was exorbitantly expensive.

He looks like he smokes a lot of weed.

Today’s ensemble of “the usual” is brightened up with saffron moccasins

He looks mentally ill

When he and Zach Quinto were seriously involved, he should have cum out of the closet. Their obvious sexual energy, especially when doing joint interviews was endearing.

Cute!

That’s… not Chris Pine. It may be Quinto’s brother based on the resemblance.

That pic is Quinto's brother.

Allegedly Pine and Quinto hooked up while filming the first Star Trek, but then things cooled off.

Oh, you can all go fuck yourselves....Chris looks great and he doesn't give a fuck. Yes! I say: YES!

He drives a station wagon?