Meghan has hired a new team

Peehaps they can persuade her to stop wearing winter coats in California in AUGUST, for godsakes.

[quote]The source told the outlet that Markle’s next step has “to be rooted in giving back” and “philanthropy” and that she has been in contact with fashion houses and documentary directors.

Fashion Houses? WTF do they have to do with nuts and bolts philanthropy?

She's so transparent, there's not a drop of empathy in her.

The jackets she was wearing ARE NOT THICK r1

She wants credit for doing work that she had no intention or abilities to complete. It's clearly the image she wants.

The description of what she wants to achieve is exactly what she’s been saying for several years now. How is any of this new or interesting? Even talk of her Instagram account with the flowers is something I know I’ve read before and I don’t keep up with her except here.

Early on, I thought she would be a breath of fresh air but she is so overexposed and has very little to show for all this grandstanding.

Just - take care of your kids while they’re tiny and give people a chance to find you intriguing again, if they ever did.

bwhahahahahahahaha! Oh my sides!

Douchess DESPERATE !!! Oh PALEEZEE ! LOOK AT ME ME ME ME ME ME

The world awaits with baited breath!

This bitch has had more relaunches than Cher has had farewell tours. At least Cher's tours were entertaining. Meghan is about as fun as scrubbing a toilet bowl.

They’re preparing themselves for NYC (they have a trip here soon) to avoid another car chase.

Oh good, an upcoming away-game, they're always a steady stream of laughs at their expense

CG out my goddamned pussy mound, asshole! The duke doesn't like that I got a bigger bulge than he has.

Christ. And how many fucking times do I have to tell you to MAKE THE SKIN DARKER!!

Has anyone seened the brats this week?

What??? Didn't she just hire a new mgmt firm? Changing them again?

R3, R1 here. The coats--jackets, outerwear, whatever conciliatory term you care to use--have been made of fabrics like cashmere and wool (or mock wool) and worn in 70+ degree weather. They also had hems that fell well below the waist. Thick or thin, that is some crazy pretentious shit. She wears these garments to look luxe and rich. Because she is a relentlessly social climbing--

She probably wears the winter clothes as she's still losing weight and wants to "wow" us with the end results.

She needs to just call Tyler Perry and let him figure out what to do with her. He can put her in one of his TV shows and/or find her a role in his company, where she will have way more credibility and traction than her doing this bullshit she is now. Rebranding and hiring a new team every week is NOT cute gurl

^ And it's worth noting that people who show a true taste for and appreciation of beautiful clothes (e.g., C.Z. Guest and Audrey Hepburn) always know to dress for the season. That means having the self-restraint to wait until cool or cold weather to wear full-length cashmere overcoats.

70 degrees is not that hot…

She's going after MY JOB!

The first thing she should do is hire someone whose an expert in fashion and what is appropriate for certain events. Then she needs to hire a very good tailor, and then stop wearing the wrong shape wear such as that bandeau bra. Her fashion sense is laughable at best.

Guarantee: Within 5 years, she'll be on a "Vanity Fair" issue cover photographed naked from the waist up sporting only 2 pasties of Camilla's face.

I hope Harry told the new team that "she does voice-overs, you know!"

She is following my directive that one can never be too rich or too thin.

Didn't she already get a new team a few months ago to try break into Hollywood? It was about the time of that Dior rumour.

Lady C intimated that the agent only took Markle on to help keep her out of Serena's hair.

And that it isn't going well and isn't likely to last.

R24 Yes she became a client of WME back in April. Nothing seems to have come of it yet.

R11 is a good writer! LOL!

Meghan really needs someone to guide her on appropriate attire for events.

It'll be Meghan vs Trump in the role of Speaker of the House

Wearing weather-inappropriate clothing is an obvious sign of mental illness.

R20 I agree totally.

R8 has earned the dreaded “oh, dead.”

It’s bated breath.

The thing about MM is that she is an obviously very bad person who, for some strange reason, is obsessed with the entire world viewing her as a very good person, a humanitarian even. I mean, she is a using, conniving, family-dumping, cruel woman. What is with this desire to pretend to be a saint?

She plainly doesn't listen to anybody.

R32, you fucked yourself with that one, missy.

This is great. Now she can start….. well, I’m n’ont sure what she can start doing, but she can start doing it with the new team.

Like it was said above - everytime we hear about a new strategy it sounds like the same old thing. Her strategy should be to lay low, stop advertising her charity, and give up wanting to be like Oprah. She and Harry should rarely be seen in public together. She should pick one definitive substantive thing or goal and stick to that whether it's acting in smaller supporting roles, becoming an expert in one specific unique cause or something. She should hire the DL image making firm. Forget Willy Morris.

R28 GET OVER IT.

‘Meghan has hired a new team’

[quote][R8] has earned the dreaded “oh, dead.”

The what, dear?

When someone needs a new “team” every couple of weeks, the problem is her.

It’s like a shop that sells dog feces trying to find a clientele by constantly advertising it’s under new management.

Look, it's obvious. She wants to be famous and rich. This charity bullshit is boring anyway. Oprah or the Obamas do tons of charity stuff but that's rarely what you hear about.

She can't change the world. Nobody wants her to.

She can't recreate what the monarchy does because she doesn't understand it and nobody wants her to.

You'd think an an Emmanuel wouldn't be scared enough of her to sit her down, tell her in no uncertain terms she's just a basic southern California wannabe so she should shut up, start up her version of goop and get on with peddling shit to mug cradlers. She can front the line, go to parties, make money. But this humanitarian bullshit: she doesn't understand, she isn't, it's a snorefest and she should just be her authentic self: a money grubbing self promoter who wants to swan around with similar. It's OK. Be you, Meghan. It's a bit late to convince the world you're anything else, ya moron.

Perhaps the new team can guide her and halfwit Harry away from the humanitarian/philanthropist/mental health advocate "brand". It's not working for them. No one views them as benevolent, generous or genuine. The way they've treated their families contradicts their humanitarian shtick. Piggybacking off of disabled vets to promote themselves and make money is vulgar.

They need to own who they are, money grubbers, and take a page out of Kardashian playbook and just sell, sell, sell. The Kardashians don't even pretend to be concerned about anything but themselves. Meghan needs to start selling her own brand of nail polish or teeth whitener or get a clothing line named after her at Kohl's. Harry needs a permanent gig as a judge on The Masked Singer or center square on a reboot of Hollywood Squares.

r43, I didn't see your post or I wouldn't have posted mine which is basically the same thing!

Her main problem is she’s lazy.

If she had some hustle, she might have a couple things going.

[quote]They need to own who they are, money grubbers, and take a page out of Kardashian playbook and just sell, sell, sell.

This bitch is un-merchable.

They could start by telling her team that the plural of medium is is not “mediums”.

Just what we need from her—more lectures about philanthropy. She won’t actually do any of it herself.

Whatevs…they’re only interesting when they’re causing chaos. Only thing they have going for them. Without it, they are the least interesting, most basic famous people in the world. She should have embraced her evil side and run with it instead of this Meghan the Good nonsense. She’s a bore and he’s a lazy ass and a nitwit to boot.

Get her off my screen! 📺

A reputation for philanthropy and giving back normally involves, well, an extended history of actual philanthropy and giving back. It is not a trip somewhere filmed by a PR team.

So, the problem wasn't that she's insufferable but the team!

No, insufferable is definitely still the problem.

If they hadn’t spent so much fucking money on failed projects and just led a quieter life, they wouldn’t have to work. They originally had more than enough money to live very well when they first showed up in the USA.

I’d truly respect if she wrote a memoir called The Queen Called Me Evil and described how she schemed and manipulated to marry Harry and screw over the royal family. And how, ultimately it all backfired so she’s coming clean and accepting who she is—a striving, petty, self righteous, humorless grifter with an axe to grind with absolutely everyone in the world. And, yeah!, I did throw hot tea at my assistant. And I continue to make my staff’s lives hell. And I a’int gonna stop. The Queen was right. Oh, and I hate charity. I just want money.

Now that’s a book I’d read.

^But she'd find a way to make even that book aggressively boring.

Except does she see that? She's just a headcase cause by divorce and the Hollywood myth.

A “team” for what? This is like Jamaica having a “team” for the Summer Olympics.

I suspect her "teams" are a lot like Trump's legal teams... she can only hire bottom of the barrel people because nobody else will touch her. She's proven herself to be a money-losing failure over and over at everything she's done.

R59, if it isn't there, you're right, it will. Esp. if any supplier has to chase payment.

She must blow through SOOOO much money in a month. She's going to be broke in no time since all her "projects" are failures.

She's like a lottery winner who hits the jackpot and then proceeds to piss it all away and ends up right back where they started which in her case means hustling in the cesspool that is Hollywood. Like failed lottery winners, failed Royal Meghan refused to listen to sound advice, spent extravagantly and got too cocky.

R47 apparently the Kardashians have reached out to her lol. I guess they smell blood in the water.

Joy! Rapture! Another thread on them! What number is this?

[quote] The source told the outlet that Markle’s next step has “to be rooted in giving back” and “philanthropy” and that she has been in contact with fashion houses and documentary directors.

Isn't that what the British Royal Family does? Their whole purpose is to highlight philanthropy in the country (the UK, that is, not the USA. It's been the course of the Royal Family set by George V. Edward VIII sought to make it about himself. He was more a celebrity.

If Meghan wants to do philanthropic work or go back to acting...more power to her. She should follow the lead of Jamie Lee Curtis. She's married to a Briton. She acts. She writes books. She does philanthropic work. She does it as Jamie Lee Curtis, not as Baroness Haden-Guest.

If Mrs. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor of Montecito, CA, USA, engages in philanthropic work (or any other work for that matter) in this country, do it as Meghan Markle. If she wishes to do it as Princess Harry or the Duchess of Sussex, return to the fold of the British Royal Family.

^^^ NO ONE wants that c$$t around them.

She really seems to have no awareness of how little people are actually interested in her as a person at this point. No one wants to see a documentary about her or topics she allegedly cares about, listen to her on a podcast, etc. She needs to just go back to fucking acting already.

If they sold the house and downsized to something half the price and invested the difference then they could live off that.

Or get a fucking job like most people have to.

Neither is going to happen.

So is this yet another new team? She’s had about 50.

Team of what? Syncophants?

R64, you always open with a bitch and then proceed to write ten paragraphs. Do you have dementia? (Hint: ask the lady who puts your dinner on the spoon.) Jesus.

The whole dream of instantly becoming Diana 2.0 did not play out at all. I think she really believed that was her destiny. On the other hand, maybe she is heading there in a way.

[quote]She needs to just go back to fucking acting already.

But if she's going to try again, wouldn't she want to succeed at something?

R70! Thank you for monitoring the thread for brevity.

R70, WTF is burrowing up your dress today? BPC is one of the more thoughtful and intelligent posters on DL. Always enjoy his posts.

I feel sort for Harry as it slowly dawns on him “I’ve given up everything for this crazy bitch”.

Did Diana even have a “team”? I thought she had like one press rep

She's so unappealing and seems legitimately insane. Some trainwrecks are fun to watch, but she's just repellant in every way.

Trainwrecks are us.

R70=CUNT

What I have noticed is that even when people say that she is good looking, absolutely no one online ever finds her sexy. She is not sexually attractive to anyone except Harry.

Oh, fuck off all of you. The old dear comes on these threads every time to say not another one and then proceeds to opine anyway, generally with the same thought as last time.

If that's your idea of high quality content it probably explains your income.

^ For R74 and R78, not that they'll get it.

R80. How do you know our incomes?

Face it, no one appreciated your rudeness.

R80=Brit Poofter CUNT

R82, face it, no one cares about your wounded feelings. Fuck off and man up. It's DL.

R84. I’m not the poster he was criticising.

Yeah, I blocked you, R85, you're just really boring. You'll get no further stick from me, you don't exist anymore, k? I want to post with the interesting people and blocking you didn't materially change the thread. Have a nice day!

[quote]even when people say that she is good looking, absolutely no one online ever finds her sexy.

It's because she always seems like she's trying too hard. Insecurity isn't sexy.

Ya just don't have it toots!

R86. Oh! That one hurt!

They need to make rent and you psychos eat their shit gladly. Sick.

[quote]They need to make rent and you psychos eat their shit gladly. Sick.

We wouldn't be talking about this bitch if she would GO AWAY. She's the one who keeps forcing herself and her latest "reinvention" on the public, who has repeatedly told her "we've had sufficient."

Ryan is about as tedious as Markle, me-me-me-me-me, though much poorer. Emerged somehow during COVID and never went away. Unfollowed a couple years ago.

TBH, I don't remember the last reinvention. I know they get announced, but do they ever really happen?

The Duchess of Sussex vanished from all public appearances for nearly 6 months and you freaks screamed like meth addicts in withdrawal. Sick is too kind a word for you vile creeps. Get help.

"I want my Privacy. WAHHH! Now let me introduce my reinvented self for public consumption. Look at me!! Give me my privacy!!"

I’ve long argued she should embrace her unpopularity. Go back to “acting” as an anti-hero, or, fuck it, go full-on villain.

R95, we have gone over this before but she wants only positive celebrity on her terms. No one gets that. Not even Musk or Gates with all their dough.

There was a post the post the other month that just said if the Sussex's had just quit at the level they'd decided to go somewhere quiet in England, Canada or the US and Meghan had just set up a non profit, and Harry had become semi retired and occasionally played polo (honestly what he does now between lawsuits) they'd have been fine. That Invictus documentary was the final seal. No one cares about them unless he's squealing about his family. And Meghan certainly isn't a good enough actor to get into the big leagues. The post royal life goal they have is just not achievable they look ridiculous.

[Quote] On the other hand, maybe she is heading there in a way.

R71 🤞🤞🤞

Markle is always hiring someone new because no one ever stays. She must be an utter nightmare.

Harry and Markle are always making a lot of announcements about what they're going to do. But they never end up actually doing anything.

They are useless beyond words.

R94 And yet here you are, reading and posting on yet another Harkles thread. I think that you’re the one that needs help.

R100 you are spot on. "always making a lot of announcements about what they're going to do. But they never end up actually doing anything".

As my colleague always says about people like this, "Don't tell me you're funny. Tell me joke."

R94. If you refer to her as the Duchess of Sussex, you must work for her.

I’ve never seem somebody flounder about so much as they desperately attempt to craft their brand and make themselves relevant and important. And 90% of it seems to fail and backfire. Can’t she just get a regular job like everyone else?

R104 No, she’s “special”.

Oh God, I hate that bitch as much as I despise Trump. I’m going to go throw up now. I wish her nothing but a miserable life. All she has done is caused much consternation and frustration to Harry. Poor Harry for getting with a very narcissistic, BPD woman. He is absolutely trapped.

Harry is a dim, cruel, self-pitying, pompous and hypocritical arsehole, r106. They are perfectly matched.

I love following them both to see the clangers they come up with as they fuck up endlessly. They really are terrible people who have no idea how to behave. I won't watch the Kardashians and didn't watch the Harkle Netflix productions, but following the Harkles is just so damn good. They are lunatics and will never get a clue.

Instead of wasting all this damn money on hiring “new teams” every month she needs to get her ass to college and at least educate her ignorant brain. She needs to hire a Psychologist and start owning all of her dysfunctional behavior. Write a book and acknowledge the truth entitled, “I’m a CUNT!”

She is wasting so much money. She really is mentally ill and she cannot even comprehend the fact that she has become a hated hot mess. No one gives a shit. You could have had it all, but you ruined it because she is mentally ill. Get some help. Enough already.

I think with narcissists, r108, the nature of the disorder is that they cannot own that they are anything less than perfect. What you are saying makes absolute sense, but not to a narcissist.

She's so fucking mental she hires teams to make her appear compassionate and kind while her morbidly obese and severely health challenged father can't have five more years left in him and is still reeling from her rejection of him.

She doesn't have the humanity in her to soothe his pain or even the social nous to realise decent people will turn on her in a fury (if they haven't already) when he dies and she still hasn't made up with him.

She's so far up her own arse, it's ridiculous. That's narcissism. Add in the victim complex she suffers from (as does Harry) and they read the nasty but often truthful comments about them online and think they're being persecuted unfairly.

Her father wouldn't have had to declare bankruptcy but for her education and first forays into cosmetic alteration (at least two nosejobs were on his dime), the fact she was proved a liar In one of the newspapers trials (denying anything to do with FF) and the sad, twisted Uvalde excursion...she's fucking bonkers.

[quote]Can’t she just get a regular job like everyone else?

That's the thing though, even if she doesn't want a "regular job" she has other options. She could just continue acting, she is pretty enough and has experience to land roles, and can do the activism thing later. She reminds me of Alyssa Milano, another piece of work, but at least Milano knows that she is primarily an actress and already has signature roles under her belt.

How can you be a philanthropist if you aren’t immensely wealthy? Like billions of dollars wealthy.

Oh gee, that’s real vital to know.

Not so much a philanthropist as a lying grifter.

R108, I despise MM, but she did go to college. Northwestern. Damn good school. Probably her only real accomplishment in life.

It's all such a shame. If she'd only been emotionally normal (which, like most of us, still leaves a fair amount of room for fucked up) she could have been a phenomenon within the ranks of the Royal Family. But she either completely misunderstood it, deluded herself she could change it or cynically decided to grift it and now she's chasing after something she's never going to have and she's ruined her reputation except among the stupidest or most wilfully blind.

She completely misunderstood her welcome when she did her first few walkabouts with Harry and rapturous crowds turned out. Harry was a very popular creation and everyone was curious about the exotic (as in completely new, not British - not “biracial” exotic) glamorous Hollywood actress. Yes, 6th on the call sheet and aging out of the hot girl roles. WE knew but the average Brit didn’t, not at first. So she got the Diana rush and she thought they were there to see *her*. Which they were but only in a superficial way, the latest addition to the BRF. All she needed to do was look pretty, wear nice clothes and make little speeches.

Coming in from the outside, she might naturally shake up things a little bit but our Megs took that to mean she had license to continue the type of philanthropy she had practiced for years in an effort to promote herself as a celebrity. It hadn’t worked then but now she was famously connected so people would pay attention dammit! Unfortunately all she knew how to do was give word jumble speeches. Her brand was as a dabbler, a little bit here and there but no follow through. That has continued to today.

R114 she did not graduate from North Western College. .

“Meghan Markle: Dropout Or Just Very Private?

Meghan Markle studied theater and international studies as part of her bachelor’s degree at Northwestern University’s School of Communication in 2003. The fact that she was not listed as a graduate on the school’s website in the fall of 2013 may indicate that she did not complete her degree.”

r115 and r116 nail it.

If Markle had the charisma, luck and minimal talent it now takes nowadays to be where she so obviously, and, inaccurately sees herself she still wouldn’t have been a mid 30s c list actor an a basic cable show when she set her cap on Harry.

I used to be surprised that she didn’t assess her situation shrewdly. That is, see that Kate and William would always receive top billing , but that, given her unique presence she brought to the BRF, she and Harry could carve out a particular niche for themselves as working Royals.

Now they’re both just a couple Hollywood strivers with not much to show for it.

Harry is no help to her, it's cool to meet a prince but holding a conversation with Harry must be very dull, he is out of touch with reality (even more so than most celebs). You know people are ducking these two.

^^^ For example at the Lion King premier Harry was hitting up Disney CEO Bob Iger for a job for Meghan, that is just tacky as hell and Harry is too dumb to realize the politics in Hollywood.

I'd be very surprised if Meghan successfully reinvents herself. It's hard for people to see where they're at fault and even harder if they are a narcissist.

OTHERS.

I’d take not much stock from an article that refers to the King of England - he’s not, Princess Anne - she’s the Princess Royal or Prince William - he’s the Prince of Wales.

R122 what’s the new titles? Dimwit 1 and Dimwit 2?

I hope that Charles will put Archie and Lilibet into the Others category also. Imagine British princes and princesses with American accent, raised in trash central Los Angeles.

Baron and Baroness du Thenard.

MM = Countess of Get-off-my-Screen

Philanthropy?! Yeah, right. For herself.

Fucking grifter. And the husband too.

A new team. Ha! Give us all a fucking break. The problem is the client--not the team.

William Morris Endeavors will cut its losses as soon as it wakes the new team--same as the old team--wakes the fuck up and stops catering to these lying, grifting narcissists.

Talentless Harry and the talentless nightmare he married are professional useless douchebags.

Make a career out of being a self-important social climber.

Her new team should tell her to change her hairstyle and encourage Harry to take flying lessons.

R129 omg, you stated everything perfectly. Right on! ITA.

People like WMA and Spotify make the initial mistake of thinking that global fame will Lead to fruitful and monetizable projects, but their fame, especially hers, is infamy. The only normal people who speak favourably about her are people who barely follow the royals and have distantly heard some shit about racism. In other words, people who don’t know what they are talking about.

More yahoo.com propaganda...

Except they wanted half-in, half-out - not to leave completely.

Yahoo doesn't have a fucking clue. Contaminated by Scobie.

A new team won't help these two excrutiatingly irrelevant bores.

Meghan isn't even successful at being a proper narcissist. She lets her mask slip early into relationships both personally and professionally. She is unable to play the long game.

Narcissists will charm and love bomb you until they've won you over, got what they wanted and cemented the situation. A skilled narcissist will invest the time to achieve this no matter how long it takes. She on the other hand shows her true colors immediately.

She was nasty with staff at Sunshine Sachs and now WME so no one is going out of their way to do their best for her.

She was yelling and being difficult with RF, Palace staff and halfwit Harry's longtime friends even before the wedding. She may have been charming with Charles initially, but it didn't last long as he was already calling her 'tungsten" before the wedding. Like I said, she is a failure at playing the long game.

Halfwit Harry is a lame excuse for a grown man. Vindictive, immature, lazy, uneducated, talentless, visually unappealing and cruel to his dying granny.

[quote]Meghan isn't even successful at being a proper narcissist. She lets her mask slip early into relationships both personally and professionally.

She’s a terrible actress, so not surprising she can’t fake anything for long.

I just can’t get over how this cruel, obviously malicious and malevolent woman thinks that she can duck behind WMA and get them to trick the world into thinking she is Mother Teresa. She reminds me of the shitty students I teach who think they can hire a tutor to disguise the fact that they have done no research and made no effort in their work. What company in their right mind would hire her as a spokesperson when so many people know how awful she is, and it is painfully obvious that she has no talent that would count as a redeeming value?

Is there gossip she's being difficult with WMA?

Has there ever been a time when she wasn’t difficult?

^^Oh sure. Also, the Sussexes are getting divorced any minute now, and the two children don't exist.

[quote]it is painfully obvious that she has no talent that would count as a redeeming value?

This should be her new branding: “No Redeeming Value.”

I think it should be: See, sugars, I really am just like you: No Redeeming Value

R122 Charles planting them in the “other” category is the most artful act of passive aggression in recent history. I’m all in for this bitchy, petty version of Charles. Although William’s fingerprints are all over it. Bravo, boys. Bravo!

Odious Overseas Others hereinafter referred to as OOO.

R117

[quote] Meghan Markle studied theater and international studies as part of her bachelor’s degree at Northwestern University’s School of Communication in 2003. The fact that she was not listed as a graduate on the school’s website in the fall of 2013 may indicate that she did not complete her degree.”

Way back during the Dangling Tendrils threads, and the queries about Harry's wife's true academic background, I sought out and found the following link. (See below).

Northwestern University Program --- Inside Cover reads... "Annual Commencement June 10, 2003"

Page 20 ... Heading..."School of Communication"

Page 21, Column 1 ... Sub Heading ... "Bachelor of Science in Communication" "Candidates for Degree June 20, 2003"

Page 21, Column 3, 16th from the bottom.... "Rachel Meghan Markle"

[Quote]This should be her new branding: “No Redeeming Value.”

I love this! I see an energy drink in her future. Markle to camera: "Thirsty? You need NRV. Now with extra sugar."

They are never going to be taken seriously, so they may as well lean into it and make some coin lampooning themselves. They may even become marginally more likeable in the process.

I read Meghan wants Harry to get his teeth capped and hair transplants but he doesn't want to do it because he would never live it down in England. That doesn't sound like somebody who doesn't care what his family and country think.

Now, there's a juicy nugget of gossip, even if it may be pulled outta thin air.

That's not a knock on you, r148. I'm glad you posted actual gossip. It's the credibility of what you read that I wonder about, but, that won't stop me from running with it.

So, Harry writes a tell-all and produces and stars in a Netflix show that mocks his family, but it's capped teeth and hair transplants that he would never live down in the UK?

Also, if this is true, it wouldn't surprise me that Markle wants him to get hair transplants and capped teeth. By now, the honeymoon has long been over.

Is she really viewed this way in the real world or are DLers her worst critics?

Meghan and Harry are mostly disliked in the US now. I'm sure they still have their fans, but I only hear negative opinions about them out in the real world (as opposed to online) these days. However, the volume of commentary about them is far less in the real world.

R151 definitely not true. I recently read many a posts, elsewhere, stating they used to support H&M now they are absolutely tired of their antics. Honestly, it’s never ending with them. Constant drama, new teams, blah, blah, how much talk can they do? Yet, nothing comes to fruition. Whoever works with them ends up disappointed and dissatisfied. It’s a growing theme and everyday type situation. People are really beginning to wake up now.

Has she also hired less black, more attractive actors to play her children in this new era of her career?

R149, she might as well make him get a whole head transplant. Harry is seriously fucking ugly and his small, close-set eyes, awful nose and chin give him a Beavis and Butthead look when combined with the gappy teeth. What the hell did those braces achieve? Plus, there's the double chin.

HG Tudor calls him Fanta Pubes and Old Ginger Bollocks.

Meghan has had about three nose jobs and God knows what else, no wonder she's likely itching to make over Haz.

Audible is either about to get Markled, or she's manifesting again.

I don't think he needs a makeover but a hair transplant could work if he owns it and says it improves his confidence etc. No shame in it, especially for someone relatively young

r155 Their big new idea is to do exactly what they were doing before just with a different company and likely for substantially less money?

r154, you forgot his awful voice. He sounds like he's 106 years old and has been smoking since he was 10 years old.

Harry should shave his beard.

r154, teeth are constantly moving forward as one ages. If you don't wear your retainer until you die, you teeth will shift. Harry has tiny teeth, so they all are independently breaking free from his gums.

Is it too late for a hair transplant? Or is it Rogaine you have to start using before you lose too much?

Does anyone actually know if Rogaine actually works?

Well, he has that radio show, doesn't he?

R161 no, you can still get a transplant even if you're almost bald.

Rogaine generally only helps you retain what you have, it can't stimulate a dead follicle

Couldn't they just use some down from the rescue chickens?

They should produce a global pay-per-view vow renewal program to bring in some bucks.

Tyler Perry can serve as maid-of-honor, the blue box with Diana’s hair can attend Harry, and Bishop Michael Curry can recreate his legendary sermon.

Kids and chicken scurrying around The Bench. Central casting can provide the couple’s “close friends”.

What could be better?

“I’m sick and tired…. Of always being sick and tired!”

I love the drama these two bring. It takes my mind off of the important things happening around the world.

Speaking of which, have they issued a statement on the Israel-Hamas conflict? Is Archewell providing humanitarian relief to victims?

^Hamas is fine, we enjoy it with pita bread.

Megz outfit for a talk about mental health seminar today in NY. While it's not the worse things we've seen on her, I would argue probably not the most appropriate for the occasion. It says evening out, not a conference.

It shrieks 'I want you to be fixated on me, not the charity'

It’s a wonder she doesn’t make Harry pass the hat while she talks about herself.

Why is she wearing white, off the shoulder in the middle of fucking october in NYC?? Besides how inappropriate the suit is for a daytime charity work event. JFC.

[quote] ...for a talk about mental health seminar today

Someone with as many mental health problems as she has (narcissist anyone) , not to mention her spouse's fixation on his victimhood, his dead mother, his penis and Elizabeth Arden cream...they should be getting help with their own mental problems rather than advising others.

Heal yourselves before you preach to others.

And, yet another ridiculous outfit. Who or what do you think she sees when she looks in the mirror...? Because whoever or whatever she sees is not what everyone else sees.

Bizarre.

Maybe they dropped by for a freebie? If money's tightening....

White after Labor Day?

Even if he has a full head of hair, he will still be ugly. And have a heinous character.

Better view of the outfit...it is NOT flattering.

She's a fucking mess. The baggy, unflattering outfit, the bun falling out.

Aahahaha! She looks like a QVC model.

“PR!!!!!! You need good PR, sweetie!”

That comparison at R177 with how the outfit is supposed to look!!

On her it gaps open at the bottom instead of being flat. Who wouldn't see this when they look at themselves in the mirror???

And the pants are all wrinkled.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ???? of them all?"

R170 seriously, how can she hold her head up high. I would be in hiding. She is pathetic.

R178 interesting they are speaking at a “mental health” conference. All they have done is create mental health issues for others with their B.S.

Even with the proper fit on the model, the outfit is still hideous.

At the link at r78: And the whites don’t even match

Isn't the top cream? And the pants are white?

Interesting combination...

Can she even lift her arms?

She can't even dress/groom herself properly! I love it!

I've finally figured out why she stands like that. She was heavily influenced by Charlie perfume print ads.

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I don't like those white seats in R187. They'd be hard to clean if someone sharts on them, or hasn't wiped properly. Good job Harry wasn't there!

The top is reminiscent of a straight jacket.

Who sells her that shit?

She’s too short for that wide horizontal neckline.

And that gesture.

The mismatched whites are doing my head in. Lord almighty she is a MESS. Keep it coming Meg, you are a perfect distraction for all the horrible crap going on in the world.

Seven car convoy to travel 200 feet!

Bonkers!

They could have walked to the event wearing bullseyes. No one cares.

Why are her pants always too long, and why does she think it's flattering to wear everything way off the shoulders?

It's one thing to dress as if you don't care how you look. It's another to clearly be trying very hard to cultivate a distinctive look but get all the details very wrong, time after time. Somehow, she thinks pants that puddle and tops and dresses that seem about to slide off are flattering. They are not.

[quote]On her it gaps open at the bottom instead of being flat. Who wouldn't see this when they look at themselves in the mirror???

Someone squeezing into a size too small. Or someone at risk of tripping over the hem of her pants. Or someone distracted by not listening to anybody else. Or someone who grew up shopping at the mall. Lots of people, really.

Look how poorly this fits.

One thing you have to give her is consistency. No matter what occasion, what geographical location, or what season…you can guarantee that she’ll be dressed inappropriately.

[quote]The top is reminiscent of a straight jacket.

Well, it was a mental health event, so she went old school classic. Or tried to.

Mrs. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor of Montecito, CA, USA is truly a second rate queen getting her kicks with a crown!

All she and her husband do is attempt to upstage his brother and sister-in-law.

What solutions to mental health issues did they offer?

What problems did they address in their expertise on the matter?

They went to a school to address what issues? How did they utilize their expertise there? He's a dimwit. What qualifies him to address educational issues.

Trying too hard is a common sartorial mistake for women at Markle's age, and this white suit is a perfect example of that.

You're not young enough to get by with what you once could, because youth trumps all, but you don't want to look matronly either. It's tough.

You think More is More.

It's kinda like a golfer who hits a superb stroke and ball for a dazzling placement, so, instead of sticking with what you just did, out of over-confidence, you reach for a different club, yet wrong, club.

At her age, more isn't more. Less is more. This white suit carries an air of trying too hard and, almost, desperation.

Markle is not truly confident in her status and position so she over compensates with attention grabbing clothing choices.

Laugh if you will, but you know what I would have styled her in for this appearance?

A superbly tailored, expensive denim, two piece suit, perhaps with piping around the jacket collar and a neck-high camisole or button up shirt.

The message sent is day-time serious, for a serious topic, but not trying too hard.

And we all know denim, nowadays, depending on how it's done, carries that quiet wealth aura.

She's been wearing Ralph Lauren. He offers denim suits.

How long before WME cuts her loose? Does she have a past due balance with them yet? Wasn't that the catalyst for Sunshine Sachs finally giving them the heave-ho, unpaid fees?

Allegedly Harry and Meghan rented seven SUVs to mimic a police escort when apparently they had zero NYPD accompanying them. Also, people are saying the event only had about 30 people in the audience.

Their timing always sucks, there was a lot in the news this week that overshadowed them.

Did Hertz give the Sharkles a good deal on the rented SUVs since they promoted Hertz with their grand entrance last time they were in NYC?

Did Meghan's bodyguard who accompanied her during her Hertz grand entrance accompany her again this time? Did they also color coordinate their outfits this time? Is bodyguard wearing white and cream??

The Sharkles are so tacky and reek of desperation with their failed attempts to cosplay British Royalty in America, LOL.

I wonder where they are staying. It was just an overnight trip I think I heard. Any ideas?

Does even the King travel with that kind of entourage for ordinary low profile events?

I think I read Equinox Hotel but I could be mistaken...

The Carlyle refused them a discount last time even though they bandied about Diana's name and how it was her favorite hotel.

Clooney recently stayed at The Mark so I doubt she wants to mimic him as he didn't invite her to his shindig in NYC.

Such poseurs they are!

They are gaslighting everybody since they are both mentally unwell yet preach about mental health.

They stayed two blocks away from their mental health celebrity appearance, and so really needed seven SUVs to drive them.

Maybe they slept in the SUVs.

Here you go, duchass. I fixed it for you.

MM is so trashy, with her hip-hop-esque seven car procession. I can’t stand seeing her constantly clutching a microphone everywhere she goes. The worst thing about her is that she is bullet-proof. I wish she were in pain and suffering when she reads attacks and criticisms of her online, but she is so sure of her specialness and excellence that nothing touches her.

And her awful ear to ear smile. She is developing Doria’s fat chipmunk cheeks.

Whispering-

Everybody quietly back away from r214...

All of her problems would be solved if she’d just fucking GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK.

R207 Nope, The King was recently filmed by bikers in Scotland hiking all by himself with zero security.

r214, she much like Trump in that way.

Harry looks so worried at r213. I wonder what his damage was?

R219 he's trying to hold in a fart. Or trying not to look at Meghan's sexy ass in case he gets a boner.

There is a glorious moment in one of the clips circulating SM where Harry has the audacity to correct something Megz has said, and she shoots him daggers! I love her when her mask slips.

Please link, r221! Thnx

Shooting daggers and clutching her imaginary pearls.

Similar to the look she shot Doria when she dared to speak.

And dangling tendrils into the bargain! Thank you, r223.

The clip is at the link below R222

Oooh you can see her natural hair at the nape of her neck at r223.

Harkle Spotify ideas laughable.

Would love to know what they were.

Harry and Sparkles are a poor person's Jada and Will.

Not a MM fan, but I’ll go out on a limb and say she just has RBF. (I have it too.)

Team to do what, exactly?

well, she needs someone on her team even if they're paid

[QUOTE]Team to do what, exactly?

The usual: give good advice that is ignored and derided by Meghan so she can fill her narcissistic pipe dreams of superior beauty, intelligence, and over-all ability so she can believe she's better than the experts. Look up the diagnostic requirements in the DSM V. It's all laid out there.

It's akin to Trump actually verbalizing that he's "smarter than the Generals" although she's much too cagey and smarter than TFG to put her worst, basest thoughts and attitudes into words.

Face of L'Oréal, legs for miles.

My arse!

It's so funny how similar she is to Trump as a character. It's the same schtick.

It never ceases to amaze me how much she's like the narcissist that married into my family. They all use the same playbook and tactics. Took my family seven years to get rid of our viper, wonder how long it will take the RF to get rid of theirs.

R234 she be better off the face of Tampons, because she is always on the rag.

In terms of looks, she’s done a lot with what she had to work with. She does need to learn how to dress.

But I’m always slightly fascinated when plain people concentrate so much on their looks.

She is not a natural beauty, I wish we could see the children's faces to see who they look like. I thought they looked like the Markle side.

She isn't ugly but she's not striking. Her smile never quite reaches her eyes, and you can tell she's always acting at being something she's not. I suspect she's a raging cunt behind closed doors.

The makeup free (although I suspect she may have foundation on) picture of her crying that went around, you can see her face is not great. Makeup and fake hair helps a lot.

Naturally ugly:

I wonder if her dad will ever comment on how much he forked out for her first nosejobs?

They don't even know how to hold hands correctly.

When do they do anything fun with their kids?

Who the hell cares? I cherish every minute I don't hear about Harry"s spawn.

I picture Catherine looking at the photo of Meghan in the white outfit and snorting with laughter. Oh my sides, William come look at this mess."

You realize of course that Suzanne Somers departure leaves a space for Meghan to grasp on to and hawk absolutely anything and everything low-brow. She and Harry can lead their best trash-lives in front of the camera while displaying virtually no understanding that they are snake-oil salesmen because they are too self-absorbed with themselves being 'royal'.

Apparently they're hawking a luxury Caribbean resort this week.

Climbing once more into the muck of commentary on the life of this self-serving, self-satisfied, and self-indulgent couple.

They are vacationing on an island for billionaires who wish to remain secluded from those with only millions in wealth?!?

Spending a week last month in Germany and a few days in New York amongst the Great Unwashed has been so tiring and trying for Mr. and Mrs. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor of Montecito, CA, USA that they need to get away to frolic amongst the 1%????

The Queen of Hearts in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" offered the best solution for us to the problem of this delusional duo!

I think their 15 minutes of fame is up. Except for the DM, the media doesn't report on them.

r251 People magazine still does

What happened to River? He used to claim he had information from insiders, but now all he does is talk like a tetchy old woman and say "my dear" a lot.

What is River’s last name? He is impossible to google.

I wanted to believe in Lady Colin Campbell, but I realize that she doesn’t really have any sources, does she? She is just making stuff up as she goes along?

Gee, they were two blowhards on Youtube. Ya think?

I don't really tune into Lady C anymore, but at least she met Diana and knew enough sources to put out a book about her.

River has given up any pretence of having inside information and has turned into a commentator styled like a gossiping old woman. And then there's the tip jar? Really?

The frauen community love River, their pet gay who dresses better than they do

Her smiles are just grotesque. She has her mother’s chipmunk cheeks and her mouth is so incredibly wide you can see her molars when she grins. Her eyes are always dead.

Harry isn’t even 40 yet and he has the rest of his life to remain alienated from his family and consumed with regret.

They have to be burning through his inheritance at an incredible rate. They don’t live like millionaires. With their bullshit motorcades and private jets and never ending legal bills, they have to run out of money at some point.

Jackie Onassis was an even bigger celebrity, and she and her children used to just live their lives and let people take pictures of them. She obviously thought who cares, except in the case of Ron Gallela, the photographer she sued after he stalked her nonstop for years.

R255 I think Lady C does have some inside information particularly at the Palaces but no so much with H&M. She has given out some information that has come to pass. She was hinting that the Queen had cancer back around the time Prince Philip died. She also does run in posh circles with a lot of European royals from non-reigning houses.

And again I will ask - what is her team for?

To show us how down to earth she is r261! How relateable?

Now she is going to hook up with the Kardashians? Just when you think they can't sink any lower.

Is she really? Link? Doria was pictured at some HW event with Kris. Tacky as it may be, it's probably a very, very wise business move and realistically likely the only thing she can do to earn money because she has no appreciable talent. I can't recall exact figures, but with their multiple millions of followers a single product endorsement earns them over a $1M. She just has to get that long promised Instagram account going.

Look at this guy. A crown prince no less. Reminds me of Harry. Died in a suicide pact with his mistress.

Meghan and Harry are clowns.

Case closed.

Hooking up with the Kardashians is the best possible thing, because it will be the permanent end of these 2 awful people. EVERYONE who gets involved with the Kardashians ultimately ends up destroyed.

True dat, R266

Meghan seems incapable of getting along with other women. This should be good. Kris will chop her up without even blinking

Another page from the Diana playbook?

What could possibly be wrong? She barely does anything. Unless that huge pile of broken dreams means something to her.

Will she wind up broke and living in Mexico with Burl Ives until he croaks in self-defence? "No, Samantha, he said wanted me to have that Barcalounger!"

How much weight did she lose? 5 pounds at most.

Did she lose the backfat?

bad looks from her past.

Its just another puff piece to stay in the media. The usual trail of desperate celebrity breadcrumbs that invariably end up with vague revelations of childhood abuse by 'a distant family member'.

They obviously don't have jobs like us common people do. What have they done this entire year, except appear at a couple of ceremonies?