John Mayer and Andy Cohen Buying a House Together in the Hamptons

Finally!

You mean to tell me they each can’t afford to buy their own house in the Hamptons? Hmmm…

So Travis Kelce is gay

What does this have anything to do with Travis Kelce?

Girleen

So, they're both broke poseurs?

Who is going to be the man and who is going to be the woman?

Sounds fun, if you're into that scene. I bet they have fun parties.

Andy will live in only half the house - the half his unwonky eye can see.

This makes all kinds of sense. Mayer travels a lot to perform. Now he has a place to relax.Cohen will probably hog it all the time with his Gay parties. But John is ok with that.....

Good for them

Will Shawn Mendes be a frequent guest 😉

He’s gayer than I am

So if Andy Cohen is the Top, does that make John the Bottom?

They're ALL Gayer than Christmas

- The Gayer than Christmas troll

So is this John Mayer coming out?

Oh how so terrifically edgey

Wow. And to think Cary Grant and Randolph Scott only rented a house.

Highly unorthodox!

John Mayer is a pillow-biting bottom and I'm just the dame who proved it!

^ It's a house, not a church

Won’t someone think of the children?!?!?!

Its not sustainable!

Won’t someone think of the children?!?!?!

Won’t someone think of the children?!?!?!

Won’t someone think of the children?!?!?!

SHUT UP!!

Maher and Cohan, they're Irish, right?

Too poor to afford their own houses?

Gross

^ Why?

Drugs

R31 - the gross is directed at Andy Cohen in general. And John Mayer, tbh. They’re both gross. I don’t care if they buy up a bunch of villas and love nests around the world.

Cocaine is expensive.

Will the children and nanny get crammed into one room or a guest house so these two can have separate sex dungeons?

Or will there just be one dungeon , and a bitchy gay house manager will coordinate times with Andy, John and their tricks?

They seem like a gay couple so this makes sense. They can host parties like Bryan Singer did. Fags!

How wonderful that witty, good-time Matt Damon Fag Troll has chimed in. Always a laugh riot, and really makes a thread!

Does anyone know where they registered?

R37 I laughed at it.

They can have a blended family and invite all sorts of people over. I think they make a cute couple.

[quote]Will Shawn Mendes be a frequent guest 😉

John dumped Shawna a long time ago.

Try to get with the spirit, here.

John Mayer has been on the edge of coming out for a long time now. He hasn’t dated a woman in years, and his entire life is hanging out with Andy Cohen and “mentoring” twink singers.

Just remembering how he used to date a lot of famous women. Of course he looks way more like shit than he used to.

^ He dated Jennifer Anniston... He's Gay 🙄

Andy's Body is a Wonderland!

[quote]^ He dated Jennifer Anniston... He's Gay 🙄

And Taylor Swift.

And Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

R48 - *Jennifer Love Huge Tits

I bet Johnny was a hot fuck at this age:

He ruined Shawn Mendes. Miss Shawna’s been a hot neurotic mess ever since John took that big D away.

John dated Swift. He’s always been gay.

I hope unemployed Don Lemon vandalizes it!

Tay Tay only dates RAGING HETEROSEXUALS!!!!!

Is there a prenup?

I sure hope so

They have about equivalent wealth.

Cute twink. Miss Mendes arguably cuter at the same age, but Miss Mayer much more talented.

I never realized JM was gay. I thought he had all kinds of girlfriends and was known for dropping them suddenly.

Yuck, Andy Cohen. Just Yuck.

Is Jen Anniston gay?

I would rather have sex with Jason Mraz than John Mayer.

Anniston sounds like a dyke when she talks.

How so r63?

He was on WWHL tonight and is obviously gay. He asked a question," What do I do to wind down after a show?" Andy's response? " Jerk off."

Drug friends, but also both horn-dogs.

Strange bedfellows but I suspect that JM is the narcissistic bi-flexible guy who loves to be waited on and told how hot he is.

AC is that gay guy who relishes playing sympathetic ear while bathing in the reflected glory of his hotter, more successful straight boy crush.

I'm mildly intrigued by the celebrities Andy has orbiting around him that he considers good 'friends' -Anderson, Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig, John Mayer ,Kelly amd Mark ,etc. I mean, do they chide him about the black twinks he's been siding up to publicly in clubs? Is he like a procurer to their individual 'tastes' like Scotty Bowers and good at keeping it on the low?

One of the truest expressions I love 💗 is 'you are known by the company you keep' -that goes for friends and partners. I find Andy an acquired taste, so I'm curious what these people see in him. Andy reminds me of that wretched fame whore/ troll Lee Daniels -someone with no real friends 😔 but surrounds himself with other famous people and hires their offspring for jobs as some kind of insurance policy to fall back on when things go south. Andy has had Liam's son Daniel on promoting his liquor and clothing brand and has hired him for social events. I just don't feel like there's any real friendship there -just mutual fame whoring ...

[quote]I'm curious what these people see in him. Andy reminds me of that wretched fame whore/ troll Lee Daniels -someone with no real friends 😔 but surrounds himself with other famous people and hires their offspring for jobs as some kind of insurance policy to fall back on when things go south. Andy has had Liam's son Daniel on promoting his liquor and clothing brand and has hired him for social events. I just don't feel like there's any real friendship there -just mutual fame whoring

Andy kisses these people's asses. He probably pays for most of the places/things they go to and tells them how fabulous he thinks they are.

Andy Cohen likely doesn't anal douche because he's a big time top.

I’m not sure if John Mayer is gay, but he definitely lets Andy suck his cock when they’re wasted.

I see nothing wrong with two middle aged males, one almost straight and one gay, buying a vacation house together in these tough economic times.

They get stoned and then John lets Andy blow and rim him. Sometimes in front of the kids.

^ jealous that it isn’t you getting to do the blowing and rimming anymore, right Bethenny?

They both disgust me. They’re both so dorky and weird I want to slap them both viciously till they fall into the Atlantic.

Or the pacific

John always looks like he's smelling shit when he has to interact with other humans. He's probably on the fank you scale.

Jason Mraz has a flat ass R62 at least John has some pushin for the cushion back there. My spidey senses tells me he's an amazing power bottom who can bite a pillow with the best of em.

r76!!!

John admitted to Perez Hilton that his favorite gay porn star was Brent Corrigan. There used to be a video up where Perez said that in a hang out session when John was obviously stoned or something else that he admitted that he has had a cock in his mouth before. Perez is a lot of things but not a liar.

From Vanity Fair:

There, they met up with Simpson and her then-boyfriend Mayer who Hilton says leaned in and told him, “I like to watch gay porn, you know,” adding, “My favorite porn star is Brent Corrigan. He really turns me on.” Mayer supposedly followed up by shoving his tongue down Hilton's throat. When they were done, Hilton writes that Simpson “didn’t seem to know whether she was incredibly embarrassed or really turned on.”

what a SLUT

My god.

Autistic & Bi

The autistic part I could deal with by would be a deal-breaker. A big deal breaker.

r79 Perez is a bit of a liar, I mean of all the guys to kiss why would he kiss that olmec headed monster?

R84 Jessica Simpson confirmed it happened and she was embarrassed.

Risky move, since Andy is at the edge of cancellation.

How is Any Cohen a thing/ Who is he and why? Reality TV? Good Lord. I can't imagine willingly watching/listening to anything he has to say. Seems like LI or NJ basic to me. The older I get the harder it gets to impress me. Having spent a decent part of my career in PR, I see through the mechanics of the "fame game". It's so tacky.

Andy is from Missouri.

Real Housewives Of The Hamptons

But which one is playing the role of the housewife?

Andy will never settle down -being in a committed relationship means no more cruising for black trade. And he would never commit to a relationship with a nice black man because it's clear he only objectifies them sexually.

I feel bad Andy has to post his own threads just to get attention.

Dandy Andy

John is into scat so does that mean Andy is too? Or are they just pals who carouse around together and play the wingman role when needed. I’m thinking they got the sex out of the way early on.

cluck cluck cluck. Andy Cohen BAD.

Broke & Bitter Fat Whore Eldergay... Good?

Scat???

Scat thread alert

Who’s the woman?

Job security for Andy and John's coke dealer.

Sharing is a good excuse for when people try to weasel an invite.

“Oh I’d love to have you, but it’s John’s weekend.”

How anyone could think John Mayer is good looking or interesting is beyond me. He looks like he smells.

r87 I have known of and about Andy since he was an intern at CBS This Morning. He is the epitome of a social climber and Psychophant. He is proof if you suck enough dick and kiss enough ass you can get pretty far.

John Mayer...don't let Andy Cohen anywhere near your perfectly intact cock.

sizemeat verificatia?

R103 how do you know that?

The people that count cponsider them both to be absolutely vile.

Will SJP be one of their NEIGHbors?

R107 omg, now that’s funny.

R104 the only way we know

[quote]Will SJP be one of their NEIGHbors?

Will you stop horsing around!

Blind Reveal:

The former A+/A list singer is not doing any of those rumors any good when he buys a house with the guy the rumors focus on most. John Mayer/Andy Cohen (New Roomies Alert? Close Pals John Mayer and Andy Cohen Allegedly Hunting for Hamptons Home to Buy Together)

A cursory look at Andy's social media appears to be completely devoid of black men-the type of men whom he's sexually attracted to...🥴 And outside of the Housewives franchise,he doesn't appear to have any black friends either. It's safe to say that he is able to compartmentalize his bed partners from his work life. Even Anderson kept Cesar in the background 😞 before publicly coming out with Ben- who's not black or Latino. But he does have a fabulous 🤩 place in Brazil -no doubt to 'host' 😉 all that Brazilian trade .😭😩🙏🥺Maybe that's the common denominator between them-live white but sleep dark...

^ John Mayer has said that his penis is racist and only likes white.

r112 Total Power Top Andy Cohen only likes big cocks, black or white. Gee wonder why?

All I can say is that John Mayer has VERY BAD taste.

This is confirmation for me that John Mayer is NOT gay.

[quote] I never realized JM was gay. I thought he had all kinds of girlfriends and was known for dropping them suddenly.

I know! How could someone like that be gay?!

I think JM is hetero-flexible, and only with someone who worships him and he could completely dominate...like Shawn Mendes.

They are both gayer than a palm tree full of parrots!

John is Bi, it’s hilarious how so many people, gay or straight have the inability to understand the concept of bisexuality

I just watched these two on WWHL and there was NOTHING bi or str8 about John Mayer.

R121 I think he was a bi who was into pussy and dick in younger years, but now is dick leaning

Gayer than Sam Smith, eating a bag of Skittles, while watching Days of Our lives clips, from the 1980s, on YouTube.

r120 r122

John Mayer was only into women back when he was a raging drunk. Now that he’s gone “sober”, he steers clear of women. It’s obvious that he could only get it up for a woman when hammered.

he's a tattooed pig

Welp at least the kids will be around their father now that Andy his moving in with his bady daddy.

Since these two are creepy it makes sense they would be together.

Sheesh. All this cluck clucking over some crappy unsourced "typing" on some nonentity called "sheknows". About two guys you all pretend to despise.

[quote] [R79] Perez is a bit of a liar, I mean of all the guys to kiss why would he kiss that olmec headed monster?

I could see JM doing it to mindf*ck Perez.

Mayer admitted to taking shrooms recently on WWHL so he's not sober.

R131 he’s California sober

I’m Iowa sober. That means no meth.

This is not a rumor, they both talked about it on WWHL earlier this week.

Now you know why I called Datalounge a "vile pit of trollery."

You bitches are so jealous of me!

But Jessica was sexual Napalm.

Andy's body is a wonderland.

[quote]"vile pit of trollery."

We'd consider it the highest of compliments, but for the fact it came from a man of such little stature

Isn't Mayer supposed to be well hung? If he tops Cohen, Cohen would barely be able to walk!

r139 Andy has a thing for big dicks. I am guessing at his age that hole has no spring left.

Just how big? When you're a size queen with access to size meat during your decades of shutting, and get into your 50s, you'll probably need the 9 or 10 inchers to get even a frisson of fulfillment.

R137 meet R46

"Quack!"

(said the duck).

[quote]Who is going to be the man and who is going to be the woman?

The man will be the one who goes up into the man.

[quote]He dated Jennifer Anniston... He's Gay'

[quote]Anniston sounds like a dyke when she talks.

[quote]Is Jen Anniston gay?

Can none of you idiots spell my name correctly?

R12 If I can get Shawn to finally relax enough, I plan to take his cherry!

But, has either one seen the other naked and hard?

[quote][R12] If I can get Shawn to finally relax enough, I plan to take his cherry!

Too late!

When will Andy ship the kids off to boarding school?

Didn’t John Mayer describe Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm”?

R145 Apparently not

R147, probably every morning

r149 why ship them away when you have a manny who raises them.

People who think that hooking up with more than one woman is proof of heterosexuality are idiots. I think lots of bi guys age and get sick of women’s bullshit.

These two sound like they have an open relationship. Buying a multimillion dollar home with someone is a big commitment. Andy probably lets John get his pussy cravings once in awhile and at the end of the day, they come home to each other.

I hope lightning strikes it the day they move in.

R156 is Bethany

Do they require Consuela the maid to sign an NDA?

r158 There is not a single female working in that place. The manny, the help, the gardener are all hot illegals who service with a smile.

[quote]Andy probably lets John get his pussy cravings once in awhile and at the end of the day, they come home to each other.

I wonder if they ever “shared” Shawn Mendes?

This is a weird relationship but Mayer did always give bi vibes. And they are both egotistical narcissists and starfuckers so maybe it works.

[quote]But Jessica was sexual Napalm.

[quote]Didn’t John Mayer describe Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm”?

I’ve now discovered I’m allergic to napalm.

Andy/Q: What hair color turns you on the most?

John/A: Oh wow. Like a...like caramel. Caramel with an ombre, like a caramel to dark brown ombre, and like a spaghetti strap tank top, but then also a bra strap at the same time, and they're sort of dancing like telephone lines when you're drivin'...

Andy/Q: When was the last time you cried?

John/A: This morning.

Tell me these two never fucked. Shawn can’t stop smiling like a schoolgirl around John.

Shawnie keeps biting her pulpy lips to get them swollen even more for round two.

R158 R159 they’ve hired Agador Spartacus away from Armand & Albert Goldman.

I can't tell at r164. Mayer eats all the attention and loves to be worshipped. Mendes is in awe of a Grammy-winning idol and inspiration wanting to befriend him. It may not be sexual.

R164 Mayer has been trying to get into that ass for years, but Shawn is way too self-hating.

[quote] Andy probably lets John get his pussy cravings once in awhile and at the end of the day, they come home to each other. I wonder if they ever “shared” Shawn Mendes?

Oh you mean like they DP’d Shawn? Is Shawn that flexible to accommodate two at once. Would be hot though.

Daddy’s a whore.