Trump Says He Would Prefer to Die by Electrocution

Okay.

I've got the volts baby, you've got the motion, if we got together you'd die by electrocution!

Who would like to start the bidding on being the person who throws the switch?

He has a long-running obsession with sharks. It's his Roman Empire.

Agreed.

Oh please oh please oh please oh please...

That's right, r4. It was one of Stormy Daniels' revelations. Didn't it border on phobia?

I would prefer he die by firing squad but electrocution works, too.

He don’t get to CHOOSE , FFS!

We take a DL poll and then hold a fundraising lottery to see who gets to carry out the deed.

Those are the rules, motherfuckers!

Could you please make a thread for every line he had at his rally? I know I, and scads of others, would appreciate it. Fanks.

Such a strange comment. It makes me think he's speaking in code.

Some tweets from 2013:

I'm glad the stress if finally getting to him. I hope he cracks.

Sharks or sparks?

Isn't this the same Captain Courageous wannabe who is deathly afraid of dogs and insects?

Let’s go for something slower and more painful.

He has already died by ELECTION-cution . . .

Can it be arranged?! Promptly?

[quote]Trump Says He Would Prefer to Die by Electrocution

I'd prefer that too. The sooner, the better.

He said he would choose electrocution over being killed by a shark, not choose electrocution over any other way of dying.

I agree that I would rather be electrocuted than be eaten by a shark.

I'm good with that.

To be fair, being afraid of sharks is quite possibly the most rational thing Trump's ever done.

If we all add an extra $10 to our electric bill this month, maybe we can make it happen! Kind of like a GoFundMe!

What kind of fucking nutcase prefers that type of death?

That's an odd comment to make. It's almost as if he knows many people would love to see this happen.

Although if a shark got him, I'd prefer that, since he hates the idea.

Can we say the execution didn’t happen and just go through the motions repeatedly?

Which is it that's plaguing him: Tertiary Syphilis or Long Covid? Seriously.

[quote] Such a strange comment. It makes me think he's speaking in code.

R11 Of course he is. Trump is an emotional manipulation machine. He doesn’t have to work on it—it’s as natural as breathing for him.

He’s signaling his MAGAs that he’s in mortal danger to rile them up.

Well, let's get the party started!

He’d be better served by a fear atherosclerosis.

Donald thinks electrocution is controlled by his fake electors

Is Biden the shark in this scenario?

Wish granted!

With execution, having that yellow/orange thing on his head with the hair/fibers all erect outward like porcupine quills, would be a sight to behold.

What do you want to bet the Donald has never stuck a toe in the ocean?

I don't really care how but just die asshole!

He mentioned---projected---death by electrocution because THAT was how the TREASONOUS Rosenbergs were executed.

IOW, Trump knows he is a traitor who deserves the death penalty.

Time to resurrect Old Sparky!

It'll be a Big Mac attack that gets ol' Donnie.

Lindsey would be devastated. Why do that to her?

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One could hope...

I remember - when Trump ran the first time - some channel put on a special about him. They showed Trump Tower, talked about NYC, etc.

But they mentioned that Trump had a terrible fear of sharks! So this reminded me of that.

Put r10 out of its misery.

[quote]To be fair, being afraid of sharks is quite possibly the most rational thing Trump's ever done.

r22 - Kit, when have you *ever* seen Trump in a body of water of any kind? Maybe he also has a fear of Candy-grams.

I’m sure the sharks would prefer if he were cooked first, too.

He wouldn't have to worry if he ever finds himself in that situation. No shark would waste its time on his lard ass. They want meat, not blubber.

I drop hair dryer in bathtub.

Wouldn’t you rather arrange a fall down some stairs, Mel?

The fat bastard should have been struck by lightning every time he opened his mouth.

A shark would only spit him back out.

Fair point, R45. If I were a shark, I'd rather starve.

[quote]What do you want to bet the Donald has never stuck a toe in the ocean?

He try to stick toe in my poosey.

They should charge $50 a person to view the electrocution. We'd instantly pay off the national debt.

I would just prefer that he die.

My orange blossom needs to stop with the Diet Coke. He can switch to Sum Poosie, an energy drink, and take Viagra and Nugenix Total-T. As the lady, that would be most pleasing.

I am remembering the Laurie Anderson piece where she said "sharks come out of the water and walk right into your house".

The only time the Donald dipped his toe in the ocean, and Im sure he lost money on it.

Parts of which looked like the set of the Arsenio Hall Show

What a pussy

I hope they shave his head first.

I have a toaster I would be happy to toss in his tub.

Pussy ass bitch scared of sharks.

I can't fathom the life he lives. Full of daily trauma, always worrying about what person or business or rich foreigner he's going to con next to get the all the money it takes to live the way he lives. I suspect he has lived with the constant fear that it will all come tumbling down one day. now that day is rapidly approaching. It must be killing him. And that's a good thing.

Jason Miller as Mimsy.

There you go, bitches--the place to move to if he gets in is definitely Australia! We guarantee to send out a large flotilla of sharks to welcome him if he tries to come here--which he won't, because he's probably terrified of snakes and spiders too.

Someone should tell him that he could be electrocuted and THEN eaten by sharks, no worries. (That's if there are any electrical boats. Are there?? I'd have thought not: same reason as the Hindenberg wasn't a great idea.)

I would imagine, however, that all this outburst really means is that he and one of his idiot advisers or relatives were playing "Would you Rather...?" recently and this question came up. He's always either projecting or saying the latest thing that's lodged in his "memory".