The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 8 - Premieres November 5 🌸

How massively embarrassing that you actually watch this garbage. What a sad waste of time. Please elevate yourself.

[quote]And Apollo is no stranger to DL dudebooty fuckin, according to some. More of top than bottom.

The last reply on Season 7's thread 😁

Lets be sure to end this one with one with the same comment about Gizelle's new man!

Well we didn't see this coming (eyeroll)

Has anyone seen the Gizzard's tequila?

Yasssss tonight is the night

OMG the amount of makeup and face fillers this season is astounding. Like 10 pounds of makeup even at home and dropping off the kids at school lol. Kurn could barely move her face at lunch. Ashley is the only one who looks semi natural

"Did you see my rental purse? Look--it doesn't just have its own seat, it has a BOOSTER seat so you can't miss that YSL nameplate!! Did I say, 'rental'? I mean, 'new'. I have lots of YSL purses. Hundreds."

Mia downsized from 10,000 sq ft to 1,500 sq ft? Couldn't have happened to anyone more deserving. At least she won't need to use her mother for a storyline this season. She has sufficient.

Did Gordon lose his money? We all know that was the only reason she was with him in the first place.

I don’t believe for a second that Robyn and Juan are in a real relationship. She isn’t that stupid. They’re probably together for the kids and to give her a storyline.

Gizelle’s new man is gorgeous, but he’s going to cheat on her. He’s too young and hot for her. I guess the old and rusty looking ex didn’t work for her either though.

I agree that Robyn and Juan have essentially a business partnership. I'm not convinced that Robyn is 100% straight. But there's no way she'd ever come out, so Juan serves a purpose.

r10 I don't know who seems more bi, Robyn or Ashley! Robyn got on my last nerve last season, but there is no denying she looks great. I also don't believe she is sitting at home suffering while Juan is out paying for random hotel rooms. She's just not an idiot like Juan.

Gizzy also seems less miserable now that she has a man who actually pays her some mind!

Isn't Gizelle's young bf on Winter House or one of those shows? It looks like a Bravo crossover set up. Robyn is most definitely bi. Chris and Candiace and Wendy/Happy Eddie seem like the most legit couples. Did Charisse lose weight? She looked thinner but not OZEMPIC skinny. Maybe it's hormones?

I think Charisse lost weight after seeing herself on TV last season. She was like Kenya Moore who gained a lot of weight during the pandemic.

😁 The visual when Gizzy's BF leaned his head back to be fed 😛🍆

This episode was pretty great. I don't think Gizelle's relationship is real. They have buddy vibes. Also, what were all those swampy jungle plants lining Giselle's driveway? It couldn't be bamboo, could it?

Im still not understanding why Ashley couldn't buy her own home. I guess its good that Michael is sponsoring the home his boys are raised in? She makes it sound like she is still financially dependent on him for a lot of things. I would think after being on TV for eight years, she could financially make a clean break from him, aside from child support.

I don’t think Ashley or any parent should be letting their little ones climb up on a kitchen counter but I was touched by how the older brother was helping the younger brother up.

Ashley's kids are adorable.

Ashley's boys climbing on the kitchen counter also freaked me out. I would've swatted them down in 2 seconds

The impression I have is that Michael co-signed the loan to enable her to get a mortgage/better interest rate, but that she's paying a substantial portion of the mortgage payments herself. Not that she's living there for free. Of course, I got that impression from Ashley herself, so...

The first episode was a dud, I think production knows that this cast is struggling hence all the wacky editing.

Robyn is never going to leave Juan - I don’t think there’s anything left to say on the subject. The show has is many ways shifted from its original focus on Jack and Jill mom scene, but Robyn is still living there. She’s determined that her sons will have a father in the home and I think she still feels huge guilt about having lost all the NBA money and her priority is getting them back to where they once were financially.

Gizelle’s new Bravo utility player boyfriend seems about as real as her rekindled relationship with her ex a few years ago. I think Gizelle has basically retired from men, but she wants to have one to film with in order to not seem like an old lady and to have a semblance of a dynamic personal life storyline for the camera. He is really cute and seems like a nice guy, but he’s not her type at all. Gizelle likes big dark-skinned guys with swagger. I can’t imagine the sort of guy who makes homemade sushi genuinely turns her crank at all. I hope it doesn’t blow up in her face like Jamal did.

I have to admit I’m looking forward to watching Wendy making “I see on twitter that Catholicism is having a moment with the kids. Did you know that I am a rosary beads and transubstantiation girlie?” her new thing just in time for the new Nigerian housewife to come on the show for the sole purpose of accusing Wendy and her family of belonging to a caste of cursed witch doctors!

r20 Im looking forward to the new cast member as well, I Iike Wendy but it's good TV when the other housewives come for her.

The opening episode of the season is normally boring.

Chris Bassett looks so old next to Candiace now, good lord. He needs to trim the beard back some. Also look forward to Ashley vs Candiace, AGAIN lol. They can't still be on the same shit as last year, at least find new beef!

Candiace’s verbal attacks on Ashley crack me up. My favorite is still “this filthy milkmaid.”

R21, I love how Wendy (ever the good A-student daughter of immigrant parents) starts every season having done her homework and prepared her oral report on what she is going to be for the season “Black excellence in academia”; “a baddie with body-ody-ody”; “an entrepreneuse who does restaurants now” and inevitably one of the other wives is like “oh really, bitch?” and then just spends the fist half of the season throwing monkey wrenches at Wendy’s self-narrative for kicks.

She is deflecting without rejecting and reflecting or genuflecting how Juan's penis wrecked 'em.

Robin is hiding in plain sight. She and (ugly) Juan have an arrangement. She is embarrassed. But she KNOWS he’s cheating. She just doesn’t care. But she has to act for the cameras. This is their only income after all. And she needs to afford her cheap home (you can tell by the windows and horrific landscaping. Plus the location.)

Mia is a bad a actress. And toast. I give her one more season. She’s not fun. And she is truly DIRT POOR. Who wants to watch her? And god is she fugly.

Candice is spending more than she earns to be a “star”. Her career will go nowhere. She will be divorced in two years. And lose it all once the show nosedives, as it will.

Gazelle is dating a homo. Come on. Helen Keller can see this. And her beastly daughters are in on it. They want to be celebrities too. And Gazelle has ZERO class and taste as evidenced by they haphazard home. I actually think she designed it herself or used a retarded architect. Plus the way she just plants bamboo in mud and throws down some brick thinking it’s pretty. A hideous home for a hideous creature.

Wendy is self loathing. And a black quarterback. Just gross.

Ashley is with a man who isn’t as rich as you think. Monument Realty goes up and down with the market. There’s no deep pockets there. And I think he sucks cock. She will be homeless as soon as the show ends.

Charisse. Wow. Talk about low self esteem. And she burned through her settlement. Fat. Fat. Fat. And so gross.

Karen: I actually like her but only because she’s the only one in on the joke. She knows what’s up. She flaunts it. Embraces it. And she’s good tv.

This franchise is just about broken. There’s no realness to any of the cities. It’s sad. The premise was good.

But, aside from Salt Lake, this show is the INCOME for these distressed dames.

R25 God, you're a negative bitch. And you only like Kurn, I can just imagine how you think you're like her, two peas in a pod.

r26, nothing I have written is untrue.

They’re pitiful creatures.

[quote]Plus the way she just plants bamboo in mud and throws down some brick thinking it’s pretty. A hideous home for a hideous creature.

🤣 damn r25 = MONIQUE SAMUELS

Welp at least Jason doesn't have to worry about getting Gizzy pregnant, her transmission is dropped. He does give me a very faint vibe that he may get down tho

Bravocon audience member shade THE FUCK out of Candiace 😂

At least Monique was real.

Yeah, what she did was low rent behavior, but if TamRaT can return, why can’t Monique.

But let’s hope she just presents who she really is, not the “the title of it was way too long and amateurish” podcaster or whatever the fuck it was.

Like Robin (who’s not in denial but is pretending to be in denial so the fraus who are in denial can relate — you know, her people. The trash who buy her crappy products.

When the show goes, so does whatever success they got FROM THE SHOW.

And the franchise feels doomed. It’s actually boring.

Face it, the show hasn't been the same since Moinque left

I dislike the new housewife already.

r23 totally called it, Wendy has revealed what she will be this season: the "talk show host"! 😁 I love that she is mixing it up for these otherwise uninspired housewives. Ashley has reprised her role as the central shit-stirrer

Juan is the biggest asshole ever. And I bet his bitch ass doesn't even appear on the reunion again. Like it's been said Robyn needs him to appear so she can exist on this show with a storyline.

I can't get into this series. It seems like the fakest of all the fake housewives shows

Did anyone watch. That idiot Robyn thinks Wendy’s mother put a curse on her. That MUST be what’s causing her problems, a hex-not the unemployed cheating asshole she remarried.

This season is a dud. Boring Wendy needs to get the ax. Nobody cares about fake voodoo curses.

I’m surprised that brought back Wendy and Mia—neither are interesting or fun to watch.

Producers also shouldn't let Candiace not go to events where Ashley will be. I know she finally showed up last night at the second event but there's no drama without conflict and conflict can't happen outside butter knife-throwing distance. And yeah, Wendy and Mia both should be gone. And someone needs to piss off Kurn because vindictive Kurn is the best Kurn.

It is sooo boring. This show is done.

I agree. I think once it lost Monique, the show has never been the same since. Adding freakho Mia and now the thirsty new Nigerian girl put the final nail in the coffin. Not even the Grand Dame and her funny one-liners can save this shitshow. It's done!

Not liking the new Nigerian girl. Too hotsy diddy for me. Something about the way she talks is very off putting.

This was, at a time, my favorite of the RH shows but it seems to have gone as stale as the other ones.

Class dynamics within the Black community were very much the unspoken through-line behind all the regular Housewives antics on Potomac during the Monique era. It was a much more interesting show back then.

There needs to be a shakeup.

I feel like the producers are waiting for some dramatic split between Juan and Robyn, like a low income version of Miami’s Lisa and Lenny. She will never leave him.

Mia, and some combination of Robyn and Gizelle (either both of them or one of them) need to go. Mia is broke and a liar with a creepy husband. Robyn and Gizelle are never going to reveal themselves as long as they’re on the show together.

And the producers need to force Ashley and Candiace to film together. Ashley needs to tell that goblin ex-husband of hers to drop that lawsuit, and/or the producers need to tell Candiace to apologize, if that’s what needs to happen to put them in a room together.

Love this show. Very glad that this new season is finally underway!

It is obvious Robin is depressed and has an agreement with her cheating-ass husband. Either way, she looks like a tool and a fool.

They’re not rich. Or interesting. Or worthy.

Who wants to watch a show about boring average housewives.

Even their homes are garbage. Ashley doesn’t live on the sea.

Mia is a joke. In so many ways.

Candiace is play acting as a real singer. Yeah, she and the “I Am Real” singer Simon (of S and Alex)

Gazelle is fat and lazy with ZERO taste.

Robin is a fraud liar.

Even Karen sucks this year.

The show now sucks.

And it’s not even filmed hardly in Potomac!

[quote] And it’s not even filmed hardly in Potomac!

Honey, this isn't the Travel Channel. No one cares if the show is filmed IN Potomac. Or Surry County!

Who's the queen who comes on here every week to talk about how boring the show is and how it's over. You're still here, aren't you?

That tires queen has tinymeat, a huge forehead, and cankles.

Kurn, Gizelle, Robin, Ashley were all great Housewives from the start. Candiace finally got there. (I said great HOUSEWIVES, not great PEOPLE!) Wendy and Mia will never be entertaining.

I want to see Mia go through a ho stage. We all know it’s coming.

R52 well showering with her best ladyfriend was a good start.

Ashley loves a dress held up by titty tape and hope.

This season sucks.

Yeah it’s hard to get much momentum going when most of the cast isn’t speaking to at least one or two of the others.

Is Karen the only one speaking to everyone?

Boring. The new hw and her hubby seem like grifters. You know it's a bad episode when Mia has all the funny lines.