Lourdes Leon is Making Music Now

Oof model my ass

What a joke

She seems dumb and aimless

Oh my.

I hope that "performance" was free to attend.

LolaHO

"Justify My Weight"

Like a Fatty

"Live To Eat"

"Into The Food"

I feel embarrassed for her, because she is making a complete fool of herself. Still, I will concede this: her live singing is just as awful as her mother's. I guess that lack of talent runs in the family, LOL.

However, Madonna has always been an animated and engaging performer who used to work very hard to compensate for her lack of vocal ability, and successfully created a mystique around her public persona that carried her for three decades. Lourdes, on the other hand, looks like a mindless druggie who can't wait to finish her perpetration on stage so she can go and stuff her face, because she's got the munchies.

Poor girl, she's rather pathetic and I get the feeling that she knows it.

La Isla Gordita

Oh wow. An Official Video©

🎶 ♫ "Borderine (Diabetic)" ♫ 🎶

Pasties and lithium I don’t need

It is a shame. Not that she is hopelessly and irredeemably fat, but as a child of a famous person, it reflects on her mother, who, I believe m is very nice .

She just reeks of lazy. It's really something. They way she moves, the way she lip syncs in that video. Total conservation of energy. She might be the laziest person I've ever seen.

High as a MF'er.

Nice, attentive and polite audience

[quote]Here is Lourdes, who goes by the stage name Lolaho.

LOLAHOL.

[quote] Lourdes, on the other hand, looks like a mindless druggie who can't wait to finish her perpetration on stage so she can go and stuff her face, because she's got the munchies.

Like these gals?

Here's "Cuntradiction":

Why'd she change her name to HOL ??

Dreadful…about what I’d expect.

Here is another LOURDES who is also vocally challenged, and recipient of nepotism but one thousand percent more energetic in performance

This is a sign of the apocalypse.

Her voice is pleasant enough at least on Lock & Key, but she really needs to ANNUNCIATE. I know mumble singing is a thing these days, but it is obnoxious. Is she drunk on Lolahol?

She seems like an A-HOL

She needs to enunciate, too.

I accepted a long time ago that talent isn't necessary to become a star. I didn't like it, but I accepted it.

But, seriously?

Congratulations, human race.

Fuck it, Bring on AI.

What an embarrassment

quote]I accepted a long time ago that talent isn't necessary to become a star.

This girl is not in any way a "star".

Ok, r32, in trying to be a star.

Her “performance” is reminiscent of a Fellini movie. Poor thing.

Not good... and yet somehow still more palatable than Taylor Shit.

Okay I like her voice in that "Cuntradiction" song. Go Lola! But "Cuntradiction" might be the stupidest song title in the history of ever. Really bad. Really, really just god awful.

She’s interesting. That’s for sure.

I really hoped she’d take a better path in life. So much wasted potential.

I am one of the few dataloungers who thinks she’s pretty but this music is awful. There’s no excuse for that. It was totally uncalled for.

Oh for crissakes we discussed Lolahol months ago. Probably a year ago. Do keep up, OP and others.

Talented Lourdes is also a dancer.

Ok that's the best thing Lola has ever done, R41. And yet, it's only good because the production values are amazing. Her actually movements are so herky jerky. Is it deliberate? Is that what they teach now? Eliminate all gracefulness from the dancing? I noticed this in her videos as well. She can do the splitz but her attempts to dance all feel very artless and graceless.

I was thinking of clicking on R22 but if she is supine all bets are off.

I think she should enroll in a six month training course to become a Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA). There are always home healthcare and assisted living places hiring, and this person needs to figure out how to get an actual job with zero skills or talent. I guaranty her mother is not leaving her a dime.

Don't Cry For Me, I'm A Nepo

The truth is that I don't need you

All through my wild days, my fat existence

I kept my trust fund

Jealous, Bitches?

Her father is a personal trainer and fit. Is she pregnant or just chubby?

I used to do this alone in my room…where it belonged.

So obviously, Madonna was using during her pregnancy.

I guess heroin chic is back in?

They play Cuntradiction at the last big gay bar with a dance floor here. People like it.

Slut music is in.

Lourdes & Rocco in Paris.

A chip off the old block.

Aren't there any finishing schools still open in Switzerland? Send her away and teach her some social graces. She seems rough around the edges.

Ritchie continues to impress me with his film noir wardrobe.

I like it.

And even if his style isn't to everybody's liking, I give him credit for, at least, having a style.

Lourdes attended the Lycée Français de New York and the Lycée Français Charles de Gaulle in South Kensington when Madonna was married Guy Ritchie. I'm surprised she wasn't sent to Le Rosey.

R55 Too bad she wasn't. She seems low class and unintelligent and I know Madonna doesn't want to waste all that money on french schools for her daughter to come across like she went to beauty school in the Bronx.

She seems low class and unintelligent because, well, look at her mother. Madonna isn’t exactly fullbright scholarship material.

R54, yes, and he deserves credit for having a jaw/chin that doesn't melt into his neck as Lourdes has.

Both bio kids have Madonna's eyebrows: they look okay on Rocco but terrible on Lourdes, as everything does.

Half assed the performance

R51, Rocco must be standing on a step-ladder there.

Rocco is easily becoming the “looker” in the family as he’s clearly better looking than either of his folks

I think Rocco is ugly but I do like his style

I'm loving that Lourdes is just a few feet away from her style muse and spirit guide, Rossy de Palma.

GREAT CALL, R63!

R51 Picture is very nice. Lourdes is smiling and has light in her eyes. Rocco is pleasant and calm looking. Love his suits. He's even HANDSOME in that picture. Maybe Lourdes should hang out more with Rocco and brighten her mood.

A chip off the old BLECHHHHH.

LolaHol???

r63 That's actually the best photo I've ever seen of Lourdes and Rocco. They both look great.

She sings better than her mother at r38–I thought she was pretty good. Can someone please name the people at r63 from left to right? I recognize Rossi from the George Michael video and I think a porn star next to the older gentleman.

[quote]Can someone please name the people at [R63] from left to right?

Rossy De Palma, David Cronenberg, Mia Khalifa, Rocco Ritchie and Lourdes Leon, Matthew Avedon

And at the other end: Rosé, Austin Butler, Hailey Bieber, Kate Moss, Emmanuelle Alt, Carla Bruni Sarkozy

Thank you r70/71

That's one helluva masculine vibe Butler is emitting at r71

New video just dropped! Lola has this to say on her Instagram: "“Spelling” Song & video out now on all streaming platforms. This piece is very special. It’s an homage to my mother’s timeless piece of art “ Frozen”. That piece has come up countless times in my life, connecting the two of us. I would be nothing without the woman who brought me into the world . I revere her, and hope that this translates."

^Awful.

Seriously.

[quote]Madonna has always been an animated and engaging performer who used to work very hard to compensate for her lack of vocal ability, and successfully created a mystique around her public persona that carried her for three decades.

Social media was the death of Madonna. That “mystique” she used to have was what kept people interested in her.

R71 that isn't Hailey Bieber IMO. Looks like Batgirl (Kaia Gerber).

I do like the song at R74. I like how it speeds up. Her voice isn't bad. She just doesn't have the "it" factor.

Also...I thought Lola studied dance? Why is she not graceful? I can't understand it. Her moves are so coarse and blocky. She can learn the steps but she doesn't do them like a real dancer would. She's just doing them. There's no artistry there. No flow. She's not "losing" herself in the dance.

r74 I actually liked this. Very ethereal and a lovely homage to Frozen. This would be perfect playing in an H&M

[quote]Also...I thought Lola studied dance? Why is she not graceful? I can't understand it. Her moves are so coarse and blocky. She can learn the steps but she doesn't do them like a real dancer would. She's just doing them. There's no artistry there. No flow. She's not "losing" herself in the dance.

Like you said in your post, R78, she doesn’t have “it”. The “it” factor can’t be taught, you either have it or you don’t.

She's got no oomph. I believe she is addicted to THC. That's the vibe. Also, all her projects show a bad art-student's maudlin imagination and immaturity. Everything is so cliché.

You call that music??

R13 😂😂😂 This is me when my CBD oil kicks in.

R22 😂😂😂 I can't breathe! 😂😂😂 Did she film that in her barn? Lmfao

She's definitely in a barn, R84. Interesting choice...

Exactly, R81. Zero "oomph." And my question is, why bother at all if you aren't going to put %110 into it? I mean, Lola should go back and watch her mother's performances again. She always looks like she's just going through the motions, whether it's dancing or lip syncing. No one needs that.

She's not hungry enough for it.

She doesn’t have it, and she never will. She should have graduated from college, and established a real career. Show business is not for her.

Rocco looks like he has some spark. Yeah he's a poser but there's some youthful passion and energy in him. I could see him going into hospitality or the fashion business. Nightclubs, restaurants, boutique hotels. That seems to be his vibe. Don't think he will amount much as a painter but you never know. Maybe he got a bit of filmmaking talent from his dad. Lord knows Madonna can't make movies.

[quote] She might be the laziest person I've ever seen.

I can’t think of a better way to passive aggressively rebel against her control freak mother than that.

I actually have listened to her songs a few time over just now, and I can't believe I'm actually about to say that the songs actually are kind of relaxing and cool. I can see the appeal if you are high too when listening to them.

At least she can sing better than Paris Hilton when she released her trash music and like the other female whores on the scene.

What r87 said.

I have sympathy for Madonna's children. All of them. How do you carve out your own niche in the world?

That's a tough thing to figure out for any human being, even if you live in complete obscurity and are just another face in the crowd.

I can't imagine how tough that is if one of your parents is among one of the most famous on Earth.

That's why I don't participate in dragging Barron Trump. I await every second for that son-of-a-bitch Dad of his to finally topple over dead, but, man, I can't drag his youngest child. The rest them his adult kids? Hell ya.

Remember when Kim Whale Whore Kardashian released her cancer. 😂

It’s a snooze fest.

Madonna never had any mystique. She was a total fame whore who would do anything for attention.

A dictionary is your friend.

I don’t like her music but it’s no worse than all the other pop out there today

She is so good!

But DarkMingeGeminLord needs to be eternally sedated for sure

[quote]I don’t like her music but it’s no worse than all the other pop out there today

Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga can really sing. Taylor Swift can write and produce a solid album. Selena Gomez can put out hit singles. LolaHole can’t do any of that.

This bitch would be waitressing at an Outback if she wasn’t Madonna’s daughter.

LOLASSHOLE?

I'm waiting for the next reality show called, "Genes Gone Wrong".

There are too many perfectly connected players out there for this not to happen.

The only problem is that it will be too painful to watch.

I feel like with a name like Lolahole she’d never be taken seriously no matter how talented she was

"In August of last year, Leon appeared alongside Bella Hadid, Kaia Gerber and other models on the cover of Vogue, and revealed in her interview with the publication that she’d paid for her college tuition entirely on her own. “People think I’m this talentless rich kid who’s had everything given to her, but I’m not,” she asserted."

[quote]ANNUNCIATE

Is there a pregnant virgin in the house?

Like a Virgin.

[quote]”People think I’m this talentless rich kid who’s had everything given to her, but I’m not,” she asserted."

Nobody believes you. NepoHole.

Kim at r92 looks somewhat human and still has a spark of life. She’s had so much surgery since then that she has become a RealDoll.

She paid for college how? Doing what? Using the interest earned off her invested trust fund is not the same as paying fur it yourself, Lolahole.

The worst part is that she's following her mother, even though her mother never wanted to be a singer!

Madonna has always wanted to be a movie star. Desperately.

Why didn’t Madonna take her $37 and ride the Greyhound to LA ?

Her new song and video is supposed to be her tribute to her mom’s song Frozen. It is the cheapest video and one of the worst songs I have ever heard. I actually love Frozen too. Lola has shown zero talent so far. Madonna must be up in arms. I have a feeling Lola plans on performing it during her mom’s Celebration Tour.

Mama should slip her somnambulist daughter some speed in her lattes.

R63

She still has the price tag on her shoe.

R111 I bet you're right. She no doubt saw Blue Ivy tour with Beyonce and thought she could get in on that.

I’m getting Anna Nicole Smith vibes from her.

The comments on the DM article are gold. The readers hate this bitch.

Lock and Key and Spelling are actually really good tunes

Oh my Lord, I had completely forgotten about that mess, R92! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well, at least Lourdes can safely say that there is someone less talented and more lethargic-sounding than herself.

She's perfect for OnlyFans.

She’s perfect fit NoFans.

She’s perfect for NoFans.

You can see Kim’s old face at r92’s link. She’d already had work done at that point, but she still had more of her original face. It was so much more unique and interesting than the generic version she has today. Such a shame she didn’t appreciate her natural beauty.

Apple Music recommended this song to me today in its Friday new music mix playlist. Hard pass.

The young beauty is the new face of the Coca Cola Y3K Zero Sugar ad campaign.

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