Lourdes Leon is Making Music Now
Who knew? In addition to a steady modeling career, Madonna's daughter Lourdes has chosen to follow in her mother's footsteps as a singer, too.
Here is Lourdes, who goes by the stage name Lolaho, performing at the Brava Madrid Music Festival yesterday
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 125 | November 18, 2023 1:21 AM
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She seems dumb and aimless
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 25, 2023 12:50 AM
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I hope that "performance" was free to attend.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 25, 2023 12:51 AM
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I feel embarrassed for her, because she is making a complete fool of herself. Still, I will concede this: her live singing is just as awful as her mother's. I guess that lack of talent runs in the family, LOL.
However, Madonna has always been an animated and engaging performer who used to work very hard to compensate for her lack of vocal ability, and successfully created a mystique around her public persona that carried her for three decades. Lourdes, on the other hand, looks like a mindless druggie who can't wait to finish her perpetration on stage so she can go and stuff her face, because she's got the munchies.
Poor girl, she's rather pathetic and I get the feeling that she knows it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 25, 2023 1:00 AM
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Oh wow. An Official Video©
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | September 25, 2023 1:03 AM
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🎶 ♫ "Borderine (Diabetic)" ♫ 🎶
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 25, 2023 1:05 AM
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Pasties and lithium I don’t need
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 25, 2023 1:13 AM
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It is a shame. Not that she is hopelessly and irredeemably fat, but as a child of a famous person, it reflects on her mother, who, I believe m is very nice .
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 25, 2023 1:22 AM
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She just reeks of lazy. It's really something. They way she moves, the way she lip syncs in that video. Total conservation of energy. She might be the laziest person I've ever seen.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 25, 2023 1:29 AM
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Nice, attentive and polite audience
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 25, 2023 1:40 AM
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[quote]Here is Lourdes, who goes by the stage name Lolaho.
LOLAHOL.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 25, 2023 1:42 AM
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[quote] Lourdes, on the other hand, looks like a mindless druggie who can't wait to finish her perpetration on stage so she can go and stuff her face, because she's got the munchies.
Like these gals?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | September 25, 2023 1:44 AM
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Why'd she change her name to HOL ??
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 25, 2023 1:48 AM
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Dreadful…about what I’d expect.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 25, 2023 1:50 AM
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Here is another LOURDES who is also vocally challenged, and recipient of nepotism but one thousand percent more energetic in performance
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | September 25, 2023 1:50 AM
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This is a sign of the apocalypse.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 25, 2023 1:52 AM
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Her voice is pleasant enough at least on Lock & Key, but she really needs to ANNUNCIATE. I know mumble singing is a thing these days, but it is obnoxious. Is she drunk on Lolahol?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 25, 2023 1:56 AM
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She needs to enunciate, too.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 25, 2023 2:07 AM
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I accepted a long time ago that talent isn't necessary to become a star. I didn't like it, but I accepted it.
But, seriously?
Congratulations, human race.
Fuck it, Bring on AI.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 25, 2023 2:11 AM
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quote]I accepted a long time ago that talent isn't necessary to become a star.
This girl is not in any way a "star".
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 25, 2023 2:12 AM
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Ok, r32, in trying to be a star.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 25, 2023 2:17 AM
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Her “performance” is reminiscent of a Fellini movie. Poor thing.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 25, 2023 2:19 AM
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Not good... and yet somehow still more palatable than Taylor Shit.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 25, 2023 2:21 AM
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Okay I like her voice in that "Cuntradiction" song. Go Lola! But "Cuntradiction" might be the stupidest song title in the history of ever. Really bad. Really, really just god awful.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 25, 2023 2:22 AM
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She’s interesting. That’s for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 25, 2023 2:45 AM
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I really hoped she’d take a better path in life. So much wasted potential.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | September 25, 2023 2:56 AM
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I am one of the few dataloungers who thinks she’s pretty but this music is awful. There’s no excuse for that. It was totally uncalled for.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 25, 2023 3:04 AM
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Oh for crissakes we discussed Lolahol months ago. Probably a year ago. Do keep up, OP and others.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 25, 2023 3:05 AM
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Talented Lourdes is also a dancer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | September 25, 2023 3:07 AM
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Ok that's the best thing Lola has ever done, R41. And yet, it's only good because the production values are amazing. Her actually movements are so herky jerky. Is it deliberate? Is that what they teach now? Eliminate all gracefulness from the dancing? I noticed this in her videos as well. She can do the splitz but her attempts to dance all feel very artless and graceless.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 25, 2023 3:17 AM
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I was thinking of clicking on R22 but if she is supine all bets are off.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 25, 2023 3:23 AM
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I think she should enroll in a six month training course to become a Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA). There are always home healthcare and assisted living places hiring, and this person needs to figure out how to get an actual job with zero skills or talent. I guaranty her mother is not leaving her a dime.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 25, 2023 3:34 AM
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Don't Cry For Me, I'm A Nepo
The truth is that I don't need you
All through my wild days, my fat existence
I kept my trust fund
Jealous, Bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 25, 2023 3:41 AM
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Her father is a personal trainer and fit. Is she pregnant or just chubby?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 25, 2023 3:53 AM
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I used to do this alone in my room…where it belonged.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 25, 2023 3:56 AM
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So obviously, Madonna was using during her pregnancy.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 25, 2023 4:08 AM
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I guess heroin chic is back in?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 25, 2023 4:29 AM
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They play Cuntradiction at the last big gay bar with a dance floor here. People like it.
Slut music is in.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 25, 2023 4:36 AM
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Lourdes & Rocco in Paris.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | September 28, 2023 3:11 AM
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A chip off the old block.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 28, 2023 3:14 AM
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Aren't there any finishing schools still open in Switzerland? Send her away and teach her some social graces. She seems rough around the edges.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 28, 2023 3:20 AM
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Ritchie continues to impress me with his film noir wardrobe.
I like it.
And even if his style isn't to everybody's liking, I give him credit for, at least, having a style.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 28, 2023 3:25 AM
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Lourdes attended the Lycée Français de New York and the Lycée Français Charles de Gaulle in South Kensington when Madonna was married Guy Ritchie. I'm surprised she wasn't sent to Le Rosey.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 28, 2023 3:42 AM
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R55 Too bad she wasn't. She seems low class and unintelligent and I know Madonna doesn't want to waste all that money on french schools for her daughter to come across like she went to beauty school in the Bronx.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 28, 2023 4:36 AM
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She seems low class and unintelligent because, well, look at her mother. Madonna isn’t exactly fullbright scholarship material.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 28, 2023 5:11 AM
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R54, yes, and he deserves credit for having a jaw/chin that doesn't melt into his neck as Lourdes has.
Both bio kids have Madonna's eyebrows: they look okay on Rocco but terrible on Lourdes, as everything does.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 28, 2023 7:03 AM
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Half assed the performance
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 28, 2023 7:21 AM
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R51, Rocco must be standing on a step-ladder there.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 28, 2023 7:35 AM
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Rocco is easily becoming the “looker” in the family as he’s clearly better looking than either of his folks
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 28, 2023 9:08 AM
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I think Rocco is ugly but I do like his style
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 28, 2023 3:28 PM
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I'm loving that Lourdes is just a few feet away from her style muse and spirit guide, Rossy de Palma.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | September 29, 2023 5:46 PM
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R51 Picture is very nice. Lourdes is smiling and has light in her eyes. Rocco is pleasant and calm looking. Love his suits. He's even HANDSOME in that picture. Maybe Lourdes should hang out more with Rocco and brighten her mood.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 29, 2023 5:59 PM
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A chip off the old BLECHHHHH.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 29, 2023 6:07 PM
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r63 That's actually the best photo I've ever seen of Lourdes and Rocco. They both look great.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 1, 2023 12:55 AM
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She sings better than her mother at r38–I thought she was pretty good. Can someone please name the people at r63 from left to right? I recognize Rossi from the George Michael video and I think a porn star next to the older gentleman.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 1, 2023 12:57 AM
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[quote]Can someone please name the people at [R63] from left to right?
Rossy De Palma, David Cronenberg, Mia Khalifa, Rocco Ritchie and Lourdes Leon, Matthew Avedon
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 1, 2023 1:42 AM
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And at the other end: Rosé, Austin Butler, Hailey Bieber, Kate Moss, Emmanuelle Alt, Carla Bruni Sarkozy
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 71 | October 1, 2023 1:46 AM
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That's one helluva masculine vibe Butler is emitting at r71
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 1, 2023 2:43 AM
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New video just dropped! Lola has this to say on her Instagram: "“Spelling” Song & video out now on all streaming platforms. This piece is very special. It’s an homage to my mother’s timeless piece of art “ Frozen”. That piece has come up countless times in my life, connecting the two of us. I would be nothing without the woman who brought me into the world . I revere her, and hope that this translates."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 74 | October 11, 2023 8:40 AM
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[quote]Madonna has always been an animated and engaging performer who used to work very hard to compensate for her lack of vocal ability, and successfully created a mystique around her public persona that carried her for three decades.
Social media was the death of Madonna. That “mystique” she used to have was what kept people interested in her.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 11, 2023 2:51 PM
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R71 that isn't Hailey Bieber IMO. Looks like Batgirl (Kaia Gerber).
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 11, 2023 3:05 PM
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I do like the song at R74. I like how it speeds up. Her voice isn't bad. She just doesn't have the "it" factor.
Also...I thought Lola studied dance? Why is she not graceful? I can't understand it. Her moves are so coarse and blocky. She can learn the steps but she doesn't do them like a real dancer would. She's just doing them. There's no artistry there. No flow. She's not "losing" herself in the dance.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 11, 2023 3:18 PM
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r74 I actually liked this. Very ethereal and a lovely homage to Frozen. This would be perfect playing in an H&M
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 11, 2023 3:38 PM
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[quote]Also...I thought Lola studied dance? Why is she not graceful? I can't understand it. Her moves are so coarse and blocky. She can learn the steps but she doesn't do them like a real dancer would. She's just doing them. There's no artistry there. No flow. She's not "losing" herself in the dance.
Like you said in your post, R78, she doesn’t have “it”. The “it” factor can’t be taught, you either have it or you don’t.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 11, 2023 3:50 PM
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She's got no oomph. I believe she is addicted to THC. That's the vibe. Also, all her projects show a bad art-student's maudlin imagination and immaturity. Everything is so cliché.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 11, 2023 3:53 PM
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R13 😂😂😂 This is me when my CBD oil kicks in.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 11, 2023 3:57 PM
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R22 😂😂😂 I can't breathe! 😂😂😂 Did she film that in her barn? Lmfao
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 11, 2023 4:00 PM
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She's definitely in a barn, R84. Interesting choice...
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 11, 2023 4:05 PM
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Exactly, R81. Zero "oomph." And my question is, why bother at all if you aren't going to put %110 into it? I mean, Lola should go back and watch her mother's performances again. She always looks like she's just going through the motions, whether it's dancing or lip syncing. No one needs that.
She's not hungry enough for it.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 11, 2023 4:09 PM
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She doesn’t have it, and she never will. She should have graduated from college, and established a real career. Show business is not for her.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 11, 2023 4:11 PM
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Rocco looks like he has some spark. Yeah he's a poser but there's some youthful passion and energy in him. I could see him going into hospitality or the fashion business. Nightclubs, restaurants, boutique hotels. That seems to be his vibe. Don't think he will amount much as a painter but you never know. Maybe he got a bit of filmmaking talent from his dad. Lord knows Madonna can't make movies.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 11, 2023 4:21 PM
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[quote] She might be the laziest person I've ever seen.
I can’t think of a better way to passive aggressively rebel against her control freak mother than that.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 11, 2023 4:27 PM
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I actually have listened to her songs a few time over just now, and I can't believe I'm actually about to say that the songs actually are kind of relaxing and cool. I can see the appeal if you are high too when listening to them.
At least she can sing better than Paris Hilton when she released her trash music and like the other female whores on the scene.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 11, 2023 4:31 PM
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What r87 said.
I have sympathy for Madonna's children. All of them. How do you carve out your own niche in the world?
That's a tough thing to figure out for any human being, even if you live in complete obscurity and are just another face in the crowd.
I can't imagine how tough that is if one of your parents is among one of the most famous on Earth.
That's why I don't participate in dragging Barron Trump. I await every second for that son-of-a-bitch Dad of his to finally topple over dead, but, man, I can't drag his youngest child. The rest them his adult kids? Hell ya.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 11, 2023 4:32 PM
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Remember when Kim Whale Whore Kardashian released her cancer. 😂
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 92 | October 11, 2023 4:34 PM
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Madonna never had any mystique. She was a total fame whore who would do anything for attention.
A dictionary is your friend.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 11, 2023 5:26 PM
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I don’t like her music but it’s no worse than all the other pop out there today
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 11, 2023 9:02 PM
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But DarkMingeGeminLord needs to be eternally sedated for sure
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 11, 2023 9:03 PM
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[quote]I don’t like her music but it’s no worse than all the other pop out there today
Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga can really sing. Taylor Swift can write and produce a solid album. Selena Gomez can put out hit singles. LolaHole can’t do any of that.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 11, 2023 9:28 PM
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This bitch would be waitressing at an Outback if she wasn’t Madonna’s daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 11, 2023 9:45 PM
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I'm waiting for the next reality show called, "Genes Gone Wrong".
There are too many perfectly connected players out there for this not to happen.
The only problem is that it will be too painful to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 12, 2023 12:16 AM
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I feel like with a name like Lolahole she’d never be taken seriously no matter how talented she was
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 12, 2023 12:23 AM
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"In August of last year, Leon appeared alongside Bella Hadid, Kaia Gerber and other models on the cover of Vogue, and revealed in her interview with the publication that she’d paid for her college tuition entirely on her own. “People think I’m this talentless rich kid who’s had everything given to her, but I’m not,” she asserted."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 103 | October 12, 2023 12:28 AM
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[quote]ANNUNCIATE
Is there a pregnant virgin in the house?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 12, 2023 12:33 AM
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[quote]”People think I’m this talentless rich kid who’s had everything given to her, but I’m not,” she asserted."
Nobody believes you. NepoHole.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 12, 2023 2:47 AM
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Kim at r92 looks somewhat human and still has a spark of life. She’s had so much surgery since then that she has become a RealDoll.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 12, 2023 2:59 AM
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She paid for college how? Doing what? Using the interest earned off her invested trust fund is not the same as paying fur it yourself, Lolahole.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 12, 2023 3:08 AM
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The worst part is that she's following her mother, even though her mother never wanted to be a singer!
Madonna has always wanted to be a movie star. Desperately.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 12, 2023 5:38 AM
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Why didn’t Madonna take her $37 and ride the Greyhound to LA ?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 12, 2023 6:35 AM
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Her new song and video is supposed to be her tribute to her mom’s song Frozen. It is the cheapest video and one of the worst songs I have ever heard. I actually love Frozen too. Lola has shown zero talent so far. Madonna must be up in arms. I have a feeling Lola plans on performing it during her mom’s Celebration Tour.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 12, 2023 7:13 AM
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Mama should slip her somnambulist daughter some speed in her lattes.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 12, 2023 7:43 AM
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R63
She still has the price tag on her shoe.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 12, 2023 8:29 AM
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R111 I bet you're right. She no doubt saw Blue Ivy tour with Beyonce and thought she could get in on that.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 12, 2023 10:29 AM
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I’m getting Anna Nicole Smith vibes from her.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 12, 2023 10:59 AM
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The comments on the DM article are gold. The readers hate this bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 12, 2023 1:17 PM
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Lock and Key and Spelling are actually really good tunes
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 17, 2023 7:12 AM
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Oh my Lord, I had completely forgotten about that mess, R92! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, at least Lourdes can safely say that there is someone less talented and more lethargic-sounding than herself.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 17, 2023 9:40 AM
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She's perfect for OnlyFans.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 17, 2023 12:54 PM
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She’s perfect fit NoFans.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 17, 2023 12:58 PM
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She’s perfect for NoFans.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 17, 2023 1:16 PM
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You can see Kim’s old face at r92’s link. She’d already had work done at that point, but she still had more of her original face. It was so much more unique and interesting than the generic version she has today. Such a shame she didn’t appreciate her natural beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 17, 2023 3:52 PM
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Apple Music recommended this song to me today in its Friday new music mix playlist. Hard pass.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 17, 2023 4:14 PM
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The young beauty is the new face of the Coca Cola Y3K Zero Sugar ad campaign.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 18, 2023 1:20 AM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 125 | November 18, 2023 1:21 AM
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