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Lourdes Leon is Making Music Now

Who knew? In addition to a steady modeling career, Madonna's daughter Lourdes has chosen to follow in her mother's footsteps as a singer, too.

Here is Lourdes, who goes by the stage name Lolaho, performing at the Brava Madrid Music Festival yesterday

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by Anonymousreply 221May 26, 2024 8:16 PM

Oof model my ass

by Anonymousreply 1September 24, 2023 11:49 PM

What a joke

by Anonymousreply 2September 24, 2023 11:49 PM

She seems dumb and aimless

by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2023 11:50 PM

Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2023 11:51 PM

I hope that "performance" was free to attend.

by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2023 11:51 PM


by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2023 11:52 PM

"Justify My Weight"

by Anonymousreply 7September 24, 2023 11:52 PM

Like a Fatty

by Anonymousreply 8September 24, 2023 11:57 PM

"Live To Eat"

by Anonymousreply 9September 24, 2023 11:58 PM

"Into The Food"

by Anonymousreply 10September 24, 2023 11:59 PM

I feel embarrassed for her, because she is making a complete fool of herself. Still, I will concede this: her live singing is just as awful as her mother's. I guess that lack of talent runs in the family, LOL.

However, Madonna has always been an animated and engaging performer who used to work very hard to compensate for her lack of vocal ability, and successfully created a mystique around her public persona that carried her for three decades. Lourdes, on the other hand, looks like a mindless druggie who can't wait to finish her perpetration on stage so she can go and stuff her face, because she's got the munchies.

Poor girl, she's rather pathetic and I get the feeling that she knows it.

by Anonymousreply 11September 25, 2023 12:00 AM

La Isla Gordita

by Anonymousreply 12September 25, 2023 12:00 AM

Oh wow. An Official Video©

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by Anonymousreply 13September 25, 2023 12:03 AM

🎶 ♫ "Borderine (Diabetic)" ♫ 🎶

by Anonymousreply 14September 25, 2023 12:05 AM

Pasties and lithium I don’t need

by Anonymousreply 15September 25, 2023 12:13 AM

It is a shame. Not that she is hopelessly and irredeemably fat, but as a child of a famous person, it reflects on her mother, who, I believe m is very nice .

by Anonymousreply 16September 25, 2023 12:22 AM

She just reeks of lazy. It's really something. They way she moves, the way she lip syncs in that video. Total conservation of energy. She might be the laziest person I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 17September 25, 2023 12:29 AM

High as a MF'er.

by Anonymousreply 18September 25, 2023 12:38 AM

Nice, attentive and polite audience

by Anonymousreply 19September 25, 2023 12:40 AM

[quote]Here is Lourdes, who goes by the stage name Lolaho.


by Anonymousreply 20September 25, 2023 12:42 AM

[quote] Lourdes, on the other hand, looks like a mindless druggie who can't wait to finish her perpetration on stage so she can go and stuff her face, because she's got the munchies.

Like these gals?

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by Anonymousreply 21September 25, 2023 12:44 AM

Here's "Cuntradiction":

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by Anonymousreply 22September 25, 2023 12:45 AM

Why'd she change her name to HOL ??

by Anonymousreply 23September 25, 2023 12:48 AM

Dreadful…about what I’d expect.

by Anonymousreply 24September 25, 2023 12:50 AM

Here is another LOURDES who is also vocally challenged, and recipient of nepotism but one thousand percent more energetic in performance

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by Anonymousreply 25September 25, 2023 12:50 AM

This is a sign of the apocalypse.

by Anonymousreply 26September 25, 2023 12:52 AM

Her voice is pleasant enough at least on Lock & Key, but she really needs to ANNUNCIATE. I know mumble singing is a thing these days, but it is obnoxious. Is she drunk on Lolahol?

by Anonymousreply 27September 25, 2023 12:56 AM

She seems like an A-HOL

by Anonymousreply 28September 25, 2023 12:58 AM

She needs to enunciate, too.

by Anonymousreply 29September 25, 2023 1:07 AM

I accepted a long time ago that talent isn't necessary to become a star. I didn't like it, but I accepted it.

But, seriously?

Congratulations, human race.

Fuck it, Bring on AI.

by Anonymousreply 30September 25, 2023 1:11 AM

What an embarrassment

by Anonymousreply 31September 25, 2023 1:11 AM

quote]I accepted a long time ago that talent isn't necessary to become a star.

This girl is not in any way a "star".

by Anonymousreply 32September 25, 2023 1:12 AM

Ok, r32, in trying to be a star.

by Anonymousreply 33September 25, 2023 1:17 AM

Her “performance” is reminiscent of a Fellini movie. Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 34September 25, 2023 1:19 AM

Not good... and yet somehow still more palatable than Taylor Shit.

by Anonymousreply 35September 25, 2023 1:21 AM

Okay I like her voice in that "Cuntradiction" song. Go Lola! But "Cuntradiction" might be the stupidest song title in the history of ever. Really bad. Really, really just god awful.

by Anonymousreply 36September 25, 2023 1:22 AM

She’s interesting. That’s for sure.

by Anonymousreply 37September 25, 2023 1:45 AM

I really hoped she’d take a better path in life. So much wasted potential.

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by Anonymousreply 38September 25, 2023 1:56 AM

I am one of the few dataloungers who thinks she’s pretty but this music is awful. There’s no excuse for that. It was totally uncalled for.

by Anonymousreply 39September 25, 2023 2:04 AM

Oh for crissakes we discussed Lolahol months ago. Probably a year ago. Do keep up, OP and others.

by Anonymousreply 40September 25, 2023 2:05 AM

Talented Lourdes is also a dancer.

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by Anonymousreply 41September 25, 2023 2:07 AM

Ok that's the best thing Lola has ever done, R41. And yet, it's only good because the production values are amazing. Her actually movements are so herky jerky. Is it deliberate? Is that what they teach now? Eliminate all gracefulness from the dancing? I noticed this in her videos as well. She can do the splitz but her attempts to dance all feel very artless and graceless.

by Anonymousreply 42September 25, 2023 2:17 AM

I was thinking of clicking on R22 but if she is supine all bets are off.

by Anonymousreply 43September 25, 2023 2:23 AM

I think she should enroll in a six month training course to become a Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA). There are always home healthcare and assisted living places hiring, and this person needs to figure out how to get an actual job with zero skills or talent. I guaranty her mother is not leaving her a dime.

by Anonymousreply 44September 25, 2023 2:34 AM

Don't Cry For Me, I'm A Nepo

The truth is that I don't need you

All through my wild days, my fat existence

I kept my trust fund

Jealous, Bitches?

by Anonymousreply 45September 25, 2023 2:41 AM

Her father is a personal trainer and fit. Is she pregnant or just chubby?

by Anonymousreply 46September 25, 2023 2:53 AM

I used to do this alone in my room…where it belonged.

by Anonymousreply 47September 25, 2023 2:56 AM

So obviously, Madonna was using during her pregnancy.

by Anonymousreply 48September 25, 2023 3:08 AM

I guess heroin chic is back in?

by Anonymousreply 49September 25, 2023 3:29 AM

They play Cuntradiction at the last big gay bar with a dance floor here. People like it.

Slut music is in.

by Anonymousreply 50September 25, 2023 3:36 AM

Lourdes & Rocco in Paris.

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by Anonymousreply 51September 28, 2023 2:11 AM

A chip off the old block.

by Anonymousreply 52September 28, 2023 2:14 AM

Aren't there any finishing schools still open in Switzerland? Send her away and teach her some social graces. She seems rough around the edges.

by Anonymousreply 53September 28, 2023 2:20 AM

Ritchie continues to impress me with his film noir wardrobe.

I like it.

And even if his style isn't to everybody's liking, I give him credit for, at least, having a style.

by Anonymousreply 54September 28, 2023 2:25 AM

Lourdes attended the Lycée Français de New York and the Lycée Français Charles de Gaulle in South Kensington when Madonna was married Guy Ritchie. I'm surprised she wasn't sent to Le Rosey.

by Anonymousreply 55September 28, 2023 2:42 AM

R55 Too bad she wasn't. She seems low class and unintelligent and I know Madonna doesn't want to waste all that money on french schools for her daughter to come across like she went to beauty school in the Bronx.

by Anonymousreply 56September 28, 2023 3:36 AM

She seems low class and unintelligent because, well, look at her mother. Madonna isn’t exactly fullbright scholarship material.

by Anonymousreply 57September 28, 2023 4:11 AM

R54, yes, and he deserves credit for having a jaw/chin that doesn't melt into his neck as Lourdes has.

Both bio kids have Madonna's eyebrows: they look okay on Rocco but terrible on Lourdes, as everything does.

by Anonymousreply 58September 28, 2023 6:03 AM

Half assed the performance

by Anonymousreply 59September 28, 2023 6:21 AM

R51, Rocco must be standing on a step-ladder there.

by Anonymousreply 60September 28, 2023 6:35 AM

Rocco is easily becoming the “looker” in the family as he’s clearly better looking than either of his folks

by Anonymousreply 61September 28, 2023 8:08 AM

I think Rocco is ugly but I do like his style

by Anonymousreply 62September 28, 2023 2:28 PM

I'm loving that Lourdes is just a few feet away from her style muse and spirit guide, Rossy de Palma.

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by Anonymousreply 64September 29, 2023 4:57 PM

R51 Picture is very nice. Lourdes is smiling and has light in her eyes. Rocco is pleasant and calm looking. Love his suits. He's even HANDSOME in that picture. Maybe Lourdes should hang out more with Rocco and brighten her mood.

by Anonymousreply 65September 29, 2023 4:59 PM

A chip off the old BLECHHHHH.

by Anonymousreply 66September 29, 2023 5:07 PM


by Anonymousreply 67September 30, 2023 11:44 PM

r63 That's actually the best photo I've ever seen of Lourdes and Rocco. They both look great.

by Anonymousreply 68September 30, 2023 11:55 PM

She sings better than her mother at r38–I thought she was pretty good. Can someone please name the people at r63 from left to right? I recognize Rossi from the George Michael video and I think a porn star next to the older gentleman.

by Anonymousreply 69September 30, 2023 11:57 PM

[quote]Can someone please name the people at [R63] from left to right?

Rossy De Palma, David Cronenberg, Mia Khalifa, Rocco Ritchie and Lourdes Leon, Matthew Avedon

by Anonymousreply 70October 1, 2023 12:42 AM

And at the other end: Rosé, Austin Butler, Hailey Bieber, Kate Moss, Emmanuelle Alt, Carla Bruni Sarkozy

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by Anonymousreply 71October 1, 2023 12:46 AM

Thank you r70/71

by Anonymousreply 72October 1, 2023 12:48 AM

That's one helluva masculine vibe Butler is emitting at r71

by Anonymousreply 73October 1, 2023 1:43 AM

New video just dropped! Lola has this to say on her Instagram: "“Spelling” Song & video out now on all streaming platforms. This piece is very special. It’s an homage to my mother’s timeless piece of art “ Frozen”. That piece has come up countless times in my life, connecting the two of us. I would be nothing without the woman who brought me into the world . I revere her, and hope that this translates."

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by Anonymousreply 75October 11, 2023 12:39 PM

[quote]Madonna has always been an animated and engaging performer who used to work very hard to compensate for her lack of vocal ability, and successfully created a mystique around her public persona that carried her for three decades.

Social media was the death of Madonna. That “mystique” she used to have was what kept people interested in her.

by Anonymousreply 76October 11, 2023 1:51 PM

R71 that isn't Hailey Bieber IMO. Looks like Batgirl (Kaia Gerber).

by Anonymousreply 77October 11, 2023 2:05 PM

I do like the song at R74. I like how it speeds up. Her voice isn't bad. She just doesn't have the "it" factor.

Also...I thought Lola studied dance? Why is she not graceful? I can't understand it. Her moves are so coarse and blocky. She can learn the steps but she doesn't do them like a real dancer would. She's just doing them. There's no artistry there. No flow. She's not "losing" herself in the dance.

by Anonymousreply 78October 11, 2023 2:18 PM

r74 I actually liked this. Very ethereal and a lovely homage to Frozen. This would be perfect playing in an H&M

by Anonymousreply 79October 11, 2023 2:38 PM

[quote]Also...I thought Lola studied dance? Why is she not graceful? I can't understand it. Her moves are so coarse and blocky. She can learn the steps but she doesn't do them like a real dancer would. She's just doing them. There's no artistry there. No flow. She's not "losing" herself in the dance.

Like you said in your post, R78, she doesn’t have “it”. The “it” factor can’t be taught, you either have it or you don’t.

by Anonymousreply 80October 11, 2023 2:50 PM

She's got no oomph. I believe she is addicted to THC. That's the vibe. Also, all her projects show a bad art-student's maudlin imagination and immaturity. Everything is so cliché.

by Anonymousreply 81October 11, 2023 2:53 PM

You call that music??

by Anonymousreply 82October 11, 2023 2:54 PM


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by Anonymousreply 84October 11, 2023 3:00 PM

She's definitely in a barn, R84. Interesting choice...

by Anonymousreply 85October 11, 2023 3:05 PM

Exactly, R81. Zero "oomph." And my question is, why bother at all if you aren't going to put %110 into it? I mean, Lola should go back and watch her mother's performances again. She always looks like she's just going through the motions, whether it's dancing or lip syncing. No one needs that.

She's not hungry enough for it.

by Anonymousreply 86October 11, 2023 3:09 PM

She doesn’t have it, and she never will. She should have graduated from college, and established a real career. Show business is not for her.

by Anonymousreply 87October 11, 2023 3:11 PM

Rocco looks like he has some spark. Yeah he's a poser but there's some youthful passion and energy in him. I could see him going into hospitality or the fashion business. Nightclubs, restaurants, boutique hotels. That seems to be his vibe. Don't think he will amount much as a painter but you never know. Maybe he got a bit of filmmaking talent from his dad. Lord knows Madonna can't make movies.

by Anonymousreply 88October 11, 2023 3:21 PM

[quote] She might be the laziest person I've ever seen.

I can’t think of a better way to passive aggressively rebel against her control freak mother than that.

by Anonymousreply 89October 11, 2023 3:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 90October 11, 2023 3:31 PM

What r87 said.

I have sympathy for Madonna's children. All of them. How do you carve out your own niche in the world?

That's a tough thing to figure out for any human being, even if you live in complete obscurity and are just another face in the crowd.

I can't imagine how tough that is if one of your parents is among one of the most famous on Earth.

That's why I don't participate in dragging Barron Trump. I await every second for that son-of-a-bitch Dad of his to finally topple over dead, but, man, I can't drag his youngest child. The rest them his adult kids? Hell ya.

by Anonymousreply 91October 11, 2023 3:32 PM


by Anonymousreply 92October 11, 2023 3:34 PM

It’s a snooze fest.

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by Anonymousreply 93October 11, 2023 3:52 PM

Madonna never had any mystique. She was a total fame whore who would do anything for attention.

A dictionary is your friend.

by Anonymousreply 94October 11, 2023 4:26 PM

I don’t like her music but it’s no worse than all the other pop out there today

by Anonymousreply 95October 11, 2023 8:02 PM

She is so good!

by Anonymousreply 96October 11, 2023 8:02 PM

But DarkMingeGeminLord needs to be eternally sedated for sure

by Anonymousreply 97October 11, 2023 8:03 PM

[quote]I don’t like her music but it’s no worse than all the other pop out there today

Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga can really sing. Taylor Swift can write and produce a solid album. Selena Gomez can put out hit singles. LolaHole can’t do any of that.

by Anonymousreply 98October 11, 2023 8:28 PM

This bitch would be waitressing at an Outback if she wasn’t Madonna’s daughter.

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by Anonymousreply 100October 11, 2023 9:43 PM

I'm waiting for the next reality show called, "Genes Gone Wrong".

There are too many perfectly connected players out there for this not to happen.

The only problem is that it will be too painful to watch.

by Anonymousreply 101October 11, 2023 11:16 PM

I feel like with a name like Lolahole she’d never be taken seriously no matter how talented she was

by Anonymousreply 102October 11, 2023 11:23 PM

"In August of last year, Leon appeared alongside Bella Hadid, Kaia Gerber and other models on the cover of Vogue, and revealed in her interview with the publication that she’d paid for her college tuition entirely on her own. “People think I’m this talentless rich kid who’s had everything given to her, but I’m not,” she asserted."

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by Anonymousreply 103October 11, 2023 11:28 PM


Is there a pregnant virgin in the house?

by Anonymousreply 104October 11, 2023 11:33 PM

Like a Virgin.

by Anonymousreply 105October 11, 2023 11:40 PM

[quote]”People think I’m this talentless rich kid who’s had everything given to her, but I’m not,” she asserted."

Nobody believes you. NepoHole.

by Anonymousreply 106October 12, 2023 1:47 AM

Kim at r92 looks somewhat human and still has a spark of life. She’s had so much surgery since then that she has become a RealDoll.

by Anonymousreply 107October 12, 2023 1:59 AM

She paid for college how? Doing what? Using the interest earned off her invested trust fund is not the same as paying fur it yourself, Lolahole.

by Anonymousreply 108October 12, 2023 2:08 AM

The worst part is that she's following her mother, even though her mother never wanted to be a singer!

Madonna has always wanted to be a movie star. Desperately.

by Anonymousreply 109October 12, 2023 4:38 AM

Why didn’t Madonna take her $37 and ride the Greyhound to LA ?

by Anonymousreply 110October 12, 2023 5:35 AM

Her new song and video is supposed to be her tribute to her mom’s song Frozen. It is the cheapest video and one of the worst songs I have ever heard. I actually love Frozen too. Lola has shown zero talent so far. Madonna must be up in arms. I have a feeling Lola plans on performing it during her mom’s Celebration Tour.

by Anonymousreply 111October 12, 2023 6:13 AM

Mama should slip her somnambulist daughter some speed in her lattes.

by Anonymousreply 112October 12, 2023 6:43 AM


She still has the price tag on her shoe.

by Anonymousreply 113October 12, 2023 7:29 AM

R111 I bet you're right. She no doubt saw Blue Ivy tour with Beyonce and thought she could get in on that.

by Anonymousreply 114October 12, 2023 9:29 AM

I’m getting Anna Nicole Smith vibes from her.

by Anonymousreply 115October 12, 2023 9:59 AM

The comments on the DM article are gold. The readers hate this bitch.

by Anonymousreply 116October 12, 2023 12:17 PM

Lock and Key and Spelling are actually really good tunes

by Anonymousreply 117November 17, 2023 6:12 AM

Oh my Lord, I had completely forgotten about that mess, R92! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well, at least Lourdes can safely say that there is someone less talented and more lethargic-sounding than herself.

by Anonymousreply 118November 17, 2023 8:40 AM

She's perfect for OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 119November 17, 2023 11:54 AM

She’s perfect fit NoFans.

by Anonymousreply 120November 17, 2023 11:58 AM

She’s perfect for NoFans.

by Anonymousreply 121November 17, 2023 12:16 PM

You can see Kim’s old face at r92’s link. She’d already had work done at that point, but she still had more of her original face. It was so much more unique and interesting than the generic version she has today. Such a shame she didn’t appreciate her natural beauty.

by Anonymousreply 122November 17, 2023 2:52 PM

Apple Music recommended this song to me today in its Friday new music mix playlist. Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 123November 17, 2023 3:14 PM

The young beauty is the new face of the Coca Cola Y3K Zero Sugar ad campaign.

by Anonymousreply 124November 18, 2023 12:20 AM

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by Anonymousreply 125November 18, 2023 12:21 AM

Latest Lourdes!

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by Anonymousreply 126December 12, 2023 2:00 AM

OMG. I feel bad for whoever ends up buying those juice or soda bottles Lola has her ass on in thr linked photo at R126.

by Anonymousreply 127December 12, 2023 2:42 AM

She has the grace of a medicine ball.

by Anonymousreply 128December 12, 2023 3:01 AM

Poor lost lamb, what a terrible destiny to be the child of that woman. She's about as sexy as a meatloaf sandwich. Dead by 40.

by Anonymousreply 129December 12, 2023 3:42 AM

She moves like a lava lamp.

by Anonymousreply 130December 12, 2023 11:47 PM

She needs a Vitamin B12 shot in her bulbous ass.

by Anonymousreply 131December 12, 2023 11:53 PM

Her mother hasn't made music since 2006.

by Anonymousreply 132December 13, 2023 12:17 AM

“Live to Swell”.

by Anonymousreply 133December 13, 2023 1:03 AM

A sweet and delicate nymph.

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by Anonymousreply 134December 13, 2023 8:21 AM

I wish Joan Rivers was alive to see this.

by Anonymousreply 135December 13, 2023 1:32 PM

“Ray of Blight.”

by Anonymousreply 136December 13, 2023 2:01 PM

“Lady with a magnitude.”

by Anonymousreply 137December 13, 2023 2:09 PM

It’s not good

by Anonymousreply 138December 13, 2023 2:31 PM

Humpty Dumpty in drag.

by Anonymousreply 139December 13, 2023 3:19 PM

Looks like Christmas came early, fellas! Here's our little princess's much anticipated cover of Judy Garland's The Boy Next Door

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by Anonymousreply 140December 13, 2023 11:46 PM

Let your mouth go with the flow. You know you can eat it.

by Anonymousreply 141December 13, 2023 11:50 PM

I can't get over that video at r140.

I've seen pole dancers with more animation and charisma. Hell, I've seen poles with more animation and charisma.

I used to think that Lourdes needed to step in and intervene with her mother. Now, it's the other way around.

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by Anonymousreply 143December 14, 2023 1:51 AM

Here she is playing the bongos. I really like the way she's embraced a "natural" look.

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by Anonymousreply 144December 14, 2023 1:53 AM

My Lola is no nepo baby.

She would have easily reached this level of mediocrity without me.

by Anonymousreply 145December 14, 2023 2:03 AM

[quote] Her voice is pleasant enough at least on Lock & Key, but she really needs to ANNUNCIATE.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 146December 14, 2023 2:11 AM

My God, she stinks.

by Anonymousreply 147December 14, 2023 2:59 PM

Of body odor. Look at her, r147

by Anonymousreply 148December 22, 2023 4:27 PM

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by Anonymousreply 149January 1, 2024 6:37 PM

Well, it's come to this : The mutual dependence between Madonna and her children for publicity for all of them.

by Anonymousreply 150January 1, 2024 6:52 PM

The truly scandalous thing, R92, is that the Kuntrashian harlot still manages to sound and look more animated and professional than Lourdes ever will. You know that you're in dire straits in terms of talent when even a heap of lard, makeup and silicone manages to do a better job than you ever could.

by Anonymousreply 151January 1, 2024 7:51 PM

[quote]The worst part is that she's following her mother, even though her mother never wanted to be a singer! Madonna has always wanted to be a movie star. Desperately.

See, I remember it as she just wanted to be famous. She didn’t care which medium got her there. But then once she made it music wise she wanted to move on to movies and be a big hit there too.

by Anonymousreply 152January 1, 2024 8:40 PM

The video in OP has been struck by a copyright claim.

I watched the video a few times before it was removed. It's a confusing performance.

The dancing looks like sleepwalking and the singing is quite terrible. I don't understand it. This girl attended a performing arts high school followed by a college for dance. Her years of training is not demonstrated in the performance.

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by Anonymousreply 154January 1, 2024 10:35 PM

The girl’s got some shoulders on her.

by Anonymousreply 155January 1, 2024 10:57 PM

She’s at it again!

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by Anonymousreply 156January 6, 2024 2:44 AM

Make it stop!

by Anonymousreply 157January 6, 2024 9:44 AM

I hate that she butchered a Judy song. And the video looks like the start of cheap porn. The best part is that guy shaking his head "no" all through it. He knew.

by Anonymousreply 158January 6, 2024 10:08 AM

I've made it a point not to jump on the "nepo baby" (ugh, hate that term) thing the moment a child or relative of an established star makes a go at a show-biz career. I figure I can be fair, forget who they're related to, and assess them on their own terms, just as I would anybody else.

I hope, for her sake, (and for ours!) Lourdes Leon sees what she's producing and putting out there now, as an exercise in temporarily being a, what's that word?


Her videos have the same depth and appeal as what I would imagine any HS or college film class student would put out as an assignment, due for presentation in a week.

Ok. I've given her chance and am with everybody else here: If she weren't Madonna's kid, she'd be another obscure, face-in-the-crowd.

by Anonymousreply 159January 6, 2024 1:07 PM

Don’t you think Madonna pushes Lourdes into those videos to get her out of her hair?

by Anonymousreply 160January 6, 2024 2:37 PM

Is the video at r156 her way of coming out as a lez?

by Anonymousreply 161January 6, 2024 5:33 PM

R151 No I think she's pretending to be. Also, pretending to be poor.

by Anonymousreply 162January 6, 2024 7:28 PM

Lards Leon

by Anonymousreply 163January 6, 2024 9:52 PM

Wow what a tough gritty chick from Brooklyn, working at an adult video store in the 90s. Taking classes in video editing at BMCC.

by Anonymousreply 164January 6, 2024 11:27 PM

In the future, I see a 500 pound shut-in.

by Anonymousreply 165January 10, 2024 5:38 PM

She and mumsy should tour together

by Anonymousreply 166January 10, 2024 5:41 PM

She should be waiting tables at Waffle House.

by Anonymousreply 167January 10, 2024 5:43 PM

[quote]In the future, I see a 500 pound shut-in.

Getting fat is the one thing Madonna would disinherit her for.

by Anonymousreply 168January 10, 2024 7:29 PM


by Anonymousreply 169January 17, 2024 2:21 PM

Can someone inform her that it’s okay to stop making music?


by Anonymousreply 170January 17, 2024 5:15 PM

She's a cover girl now.

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by Anonymousreply 171January 26, 2024 6:45 PM

About to turn 30 and has no skills. Madonna must want to euthanize her.

by Anonymousreply 172January 26, 2024 7:12 PM

Shocking that she actually has her mouth closed in that shot @ R171. I think she thinks she looks sexy with her mouth hanging open in a constant frown. And the dark lip liner is so 1997.

by Anonymousreply 173January 26, 2024 7:16 PM

Who would have thought Madonna's daughter would be so boring?

by Anonymousreply 174January 26, 2024 7:17 PM

[quote]About to turn 30 and has no skills.

My skills are on display on the fashion runway.

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by Anonymousreply 175January 26, 2024 9:46 PM

Has anyone told her she’d be useful on garbage detail?

by Anonymousreply 176January 27, 2024 2:18 PM

Covergirl Lourdes is PERFECT.

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by Anonymousreply 177January 28, 2024 6:07 PM

[quote]Shocking that she actually has her mouth closed in that shot @ [R171]. I think she thinks she looks sexy with her mouth hanging open in a constant frown. And the dark lip liner is so 1997.

Somebody must have told her that she’s not Linda Evangelista.

by Anonymousreply 178January 28, 2024 6:23 PM

My baby is...

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by Anonymousreply 179January 29, 2024 3:37 AM

Man, if that isn't the most smug, smack-worthy smirk at r179, I don't know what is.

by Anonymousreply 180January 29, 2024 3:42 AM

I guess she’s decided to embrace her mother’s legacy and ride it rather than developing an identity separate from her mother? That cover shot at r177 has her wearing a version of the infamous cone bra by Gaultier. I suppose it would be impossible for her to separate herself from her mom anyway. It’s not like she has the talent.

by Anonymousreply 181January 29, 2024 2:00 PM

Some of you keep talking like Lourdes is still a minor. She's 27. Madonna cannot send her now to a different school--Lourdes is well out of her school years.

by Anonymousreply 182January 29, 2024 2:52 PM

Her Judy Garland cover is pretty hilarious.

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by Anonymousreply 183January 29, 2024 2:56 PM

Make it stop!

by Anonymousreply 184January 29, 2024 11:21 PM

I prefer the video with that guy who keeps shaking his head no r183

by Anonymousreply 185January 30, 2024 12:37 AM

She is the least accomplished/interesting/talented/attractive of all nepo babes, yes?

by Anonymousreply 186January 30, 2024 1:43 AM

Train wreck. Can't look away

by Anonymousreply 187January 30, 2024 1:45 AM

She dresses like Sporty Spice.

by Anonymousreply 188January 30, 2024 3:09 AM

It’s really bizarre that she chose to cover a Judy garland song from Meet me in St Louis

by Anonymousreply 189January 30, 2024 4:19 AM

She constantly looks like she needs nudging awake.

by Anonymousreply 190January 30, 2024 8:08 AM

Oh poor tired old Jabba Janbot. She got her grossly obese ass handed to her in the Madonna hate threads she created so now she's back to attacking Madonna's children again.

At least Madonna had her own children Janbot...

by Anonymousreply 191January 30, 2024 8:41 AM


by Anonymousreply 192January 30, 2024 10:36 AM

I’ve finally blocked the person who goes on relentlessly about Janbot. It’s literally been years of this on every Madonna thread. Unless it’s more than one person? I have no idea.

by Anonymousreply 193January 30, 2024 2:48 PM

R183 Ooooooh how groundbreaking watching her smoke a joint! Such a rebel!

by Anonymousreply 194January 30, 2024 6:50 PM

Is she a heroin user?

by Anonymousreply 195January 30, 2024 8:48 PM

Singing her new hit song," I'm a nepo baby fatass with a pathetic mother."

by Anonymousreply 196January 30, 2024 9:04 PM

r195 i've always wondered that as well from the constant eyes-closed, about-to-nod-off look she has on her face.

by Anonymousreply 197January 31, 2024 12:27 AM

It’s not heroin, it’s ennui. It’s part of her aesthetic.

by Anonymousreply 198January 31, 2024 4:01 AM

My mom has an inspiring legacy. Always reinventing herself. Never on time!

by Anonymousreply 199January 31, 2024 4:12 AM

R198 Haha. Yes, exactly. If she was on heroin, there would be countless pictures of her actually nodded out. Drool and all.

by Anonymousreply 200January 31, 2024 12:21 PM

Working the truck stops like a fat lot lizard.

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by Anonymousreply 203February 8, 2024 3:09 AM

I wonder why she waited until her late 20s to try to become a popstar. At least she isn’t a porn star like Laurence Fishburnes daughter Chippy D

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by Anonymousreply 205February 8, 2024 3:31 AM

She's starring in another video!

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by Anonymousreply 206February 21, 2024 8:00 PM

she looks like a goth tranny

by Anonymousreply 207February 21, 2024 8:12 PM

Our girl showcasing her ham hocks

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by Anonymousreply 208March 6, 2024 4:13 AM

She thicc

by Anonymousreply 209March 6, 2024 5:50 AM

Does she still live in mummy's ugly mega-mansion (the one that looks like it had a stroke down one side)?

by Anonymousreply 210March 6, 2024 6:45 AM

or in a place MadgeMum bought for her

by Anonymousreply 211March 6, 2024 6:48 AM

R210, Lourdes lives in Bushwick. Madonna lives in the UES.

by Anonymousreply 212March 6, 2024 6:58 AM

Lyft collab?

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by Anonymousreply 213April 24, 2024 7:36 AM

Oh brother. Please STOP closing your eyes when you sing. A half hour ago you said you can sing, but just don't care. Now you're an ARTISTE? Fuck off. Go take a bath or something.

by Anonymousreply 214April 24, 2024 12:56 PM

NOBODY wants to hear or see her

by Anonymousreply 215April 24, 2024 1:30 PM

Are her fingers fat too?!!! Like fat little sausages

by Anonymousreply 216April 24, 2024 3:33 PM

She’s back!

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by Anonymousreply 217May 21, 2024 5:08 AM

R217 How exactly is she re-inventing herself when she never actually started?

by Anonymousreply 218May 24, 2024 12:36 PM

“ Lolaho”


by Anonymousreply 219May 24, 2024 12:46 PM

The only obvious talent she has is for self-promotion.

by Anonymousreply 220May 24, 2024 9:53 PM

She’s lazy and vacuous.

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