I’d like to tell my neighbours to go fuck themselves. Any tips?
My neighbours have once again left bags to rubbish lying beside our bins, despite the fact that the bins are half-empty. Now birds or God knows what have started to rip the bags open, so I need to go out and clean up the mess.
Despite being a peaceful, generally happy person, I hate these people and really wish I could find a way to tell them to go fuck themselves. What’s the most effective way to do so?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||December 11, 2023 3:47 PM
Pick up the garbage and dump it all over the front of their door.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 24, 2023 5:42 PM
I sympathize with you, OP. The problen js that you have to continue to live as neighbors. How about first asking them very clearly to please put garbage bags in the bin so as not to attract bugs, etc. Do you have a superintendent or building manager you can complain to?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 24, 2023 5:44 PM
I agree, however, that R1's suggestion is far more a "fuck you," and I approve of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 24, 2023 5:45 PM
Order maggots online, then just go leave a huge trail of them from their front door to that garbage. When you've neatly created this trail, go ring their doorbell and run. That's worked for me in the past.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 24, 2023 5:46 PM
Go tell them politely to properly dispose of their trash, or leave them a courteous note explaining your concerns.
You’ll feel better. If they refuse to comply, submit a complaint to the governmental jurisdiction.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 24, 2023 5:47 PM
OP this kind of behavior calls for extreme measure. R1 / R4 while being quite unstable are kinds of options you should consider. These people must be taught a lesson, because they have no conscience of their own, clearly. Do you know anyone who works for the city or whatever governing body that might intervene?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 24, 2023 5:49 PM
[quote] submit a complaint to the governmental jurisdiction.
R5, what government jursidiction deals with shitty neighbors and their garbage?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 24, 2023 5:49 PM
Seriously, R4? You want maggots crawling around in your hallway? You sound as bad as your neighbor.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 24, 2023 5:52 PM
R7 Where I live it is the Sanitation Department of the County. I’ve had experience with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 24, 2023 5:53 PM
R8 He didn't say he lived in the same building, dumbass. You assume everyone lives in an apartment?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 24, 2023 5:54 PM
Why don't you calm down, R10, you cunt? And take some Midol while you're at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 24, 2023 5:59 PM
Where I live, our garbage cans are next to each other on the street at the end of our driveways. A new neighbor kept dumping his nasty unbagged trash into my trash can. I asked him to stop or at least only put bagged items in it. He complied after a few requests. Now he hates me but I don’t care.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 24, 2023 6:02 PM
Thanks for the replies. I’m in the UK and I do live in a flat but there are just 4 homes in the block and each has its own separate entrance. However, I share a driveway and garden with these psychos.
I could complain to the building management company or the local council, but that’s risky because I then have to disclose to any potential buyers of my property that the neighbours are antisocial. This would make it really hard to sell.
I’ve tried being nice to these people, but they just don’t care. I actually think they must be mentally ill. They are mercifully silent most of the time, but will come alive at some point between midnight and 6am to have a screaming match with each other.
I am so tempted to dump the rubbish at their door, but I genuinely think they would fail to get the message.
I guess I’ll spend Sunday evening looking at potential new homes online again!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 24, 2023 6:02 PM
You are falling into straight people bullshit and one of them is calling on a queen.
One is leaving a message for the other about taking out the trash. The other refuses to understand. Now, they are going to drag a known homosexual into their bullshit game.
If anything, I’d give a bottle of hand sanitizer & a $20 to an addict and ask him/her to set that shit on fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 24, 2023 6:07 PM
Does anyone have any idea what R14 is banging on about?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 24, 2023 6:09 PM
[quote] Now, they are going to drag a known homosexual into their bullshit game.
This thread has taken a sinister turn and I love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 24, 2023 6:10 PM
Yes, R14, arson is always the way to go when dealing with an unruly neighbor. What could go wrong?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 24, 2023 6:12 PM
[quote] a queen
[quote] a known homosexual
Relevance, troll R14?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 24, 2023 6:14 PM
R15, the most common dispute in an apartment is who takes out the trash. A wonderful piece of ammunition in this demented argument is, “Even the known homosexual next door is complaining about your lazy trash habits!”
This is straight people bullshit. Gay people are tidy.
R17, everyone jokes about grease fires and some of us make them happen. It’s cycle of life stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 24, 2023 6:14 PM
So R14 assumes OP is a "queen"?
We already know R14 is a troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 24, 2023 6:15 PM
[quote] Gay people are tidy.
That's a leap of faith, R19. I know some who aren't--and they're not "queens," either.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 24, 2023 6:17 PM
OP be careful. This is how you end up like Jeffrey Spaide.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 24, 2023 6:20 PM
Leave some cocktail shrimp by their window.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 24, 2023 6:24 PM
Maybe it’s me but from the original description I don’t get it. What are bins? In the UK. Cans? What exactly are the neighbors doing?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 24, 2023 6:27 PM
Please note that the folks tearing my suggestion apart do NOT contribute any tips for living around people who aren’t fuckable.
OP, you need to make what you people refer to as a “placard” apologizing to passersby for all the fisting santorum and post it on that bin.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 24, 2023 6:37 PM
[quote] Maybe it’s me
It IS just you, R25. You can't figure out what a trash bin is? I live in Connecticut, and even though we call them trash cans, I think anyone over the age of about 10 would know what a bin is. It's quite clear what's happening here. Think hard. You'll get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 24, 2023 6:42 PM
[quote]Pick up the garbage and dump it all over the front of their door.
This is the best way to do it (and do it anonymously). Those kind of people will probably just ignore a note. So you have to show them that there are repercussions.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 24, 2023 6:48 PM
Also, if you're in the UK, it's illegal to fly-tip. So if your neighbours have any letters or similar identifying them amongst their rubbish, try contacting the council. I sometimes see council employees looking through dumped rubbish for an ID to send a fine to.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 24, 2023 6:50 PM
I'd think the neighbors would assume it's the OP who did it since they share a driveway and yard, R28.
Are the bins on wheels? I'd roll theirs closer to their door and move mine by my door. Hint, hint. Or the neighborly note, something to the effect of: "I came home last night and noticed some torn bags around your bin. As I got closer, I noticed a very large and bold rat rummaging through your bags. I say bold because I had to chase it away. Could you please place your trash inside the bin? If yours is full, please feel free to use mine." Rats motivate people to avoid them.
[QUOTE]I could complain to the building management company or the local council, but that’s risky because I then have to disclose to any potential buyers of my property that the neighbours are antisocial.
Wow. I'm floored by this. You have to disclose if you complained that your neighbors don't dispose their trash properly? Jesus. AFAIK, realtors in the U.S. only need to disclose if there's been a murder or suicide on the premises.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 24, 2023 7:08 PM
[quote]Pick up the garbage and dump it all over the front of their door.
Then he'll come after you with a AK-47, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 24, 2023 7:08 PM
Sorry if posting on a wrong thread but I have nosy fucking neighbors, how to fuck with them? without them knowing it's me of course!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 24, 2023 7:11 PM
Better check to see if they have security cameras, they might catch you doing something bad. so think seriously before doing it
I moved into a great building but unfortunately, the neighbors have no lives and keep track of everything I do!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 24, 2023 7:12 PM
Tell them skunks love trash and ask them if they like that smell.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 24, 2023 7:14 PM
[quote] Then he'll come after you with a AK-47, OP.
Is that common outside the U.S.?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 24, 2023 7:14 PM
r33 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll pay someone anonymous to go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, the person is gone, but you know what they’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says “You.” After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
~Modified from the brilliant Jack Handey
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 24, 2023 7:16 PM
[quote] AFAIK, realtors in the U.S. only need to disclose if there's been a murder or suicide on the premises.
That seems equally nonsensical.
[quote]Are the bins on wheels? I'd roll theirs closer to their door and move mine by my door.
How would that help when he's saying they're just dumping the bags, not even putting them in half-empty bins?
[quote]Then he'll come after you with a AK-47, OP.
Not in the UK.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 24, 2023 7:21 PM
I think Hallmark has a card for this.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 24, 2023 7:23 PM
[QUOTE]That seems equally nonsensical.
It is, but people believe in shit like bad ju ju, unsettled spirits, ghosts, god, and satan. Probably the majority.
I don't know about you, r38, but I'd much rather the stinky trash and vermin it attracts be closer to their door than mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 24, 2023 7:30 PM
[quote]I don't know about you, but I'd much rather the stinky trash and vermin it attracts be closer to their door than mine.
Obviously - we're agreed on that - I suggested originally that he dump the rubbish back at their door. He said that they're putting the bags down on the ground, not even in any bins.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 24, 2023 7:33 PM
Three states & seven communities I’ve lived in, if ordinary trash is not bagged, the garbage collectors don’t pick it up.
Open garbage with food residue attracts flies and produces maggots, and rodents will abound.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 24, 2023 8:52 PM
[quote]They are mercifully silent most of the time, but will come alive at some point between midnight and 6am to have a screaming match with each other.
Cokeheads / crackheads
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 24, 2023 9:25 PM
[quote] My neighbours have once again left bags to rubbish lying beside our bins, despite the fact that the bins are half-empty
I read “our bins” as meaning the person and his partner’s trash bins. Out in front of their home. So I didn’t understand why the neighbors would leave their rubbish beside someone else’s bins/cans. “Despite the fact that the bins are half-empty.” What would that have to do with it?
Now I understand these are community bins (apparently). And the person lives in a multi-unit home.
Where I live individual homes put out trash cans that the town picks up, and condos have dumpsters. Trash is not picked up in multi-dweller units by the town dump trucks. They have private dumpsters.
I don’t think OP was entirely clear but ok if it's just me, so be it.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 24, 2023 10:35 PM
Do you have fucking proof that they put it there? Do you have security cameras? Maybe some other fucking neighbor did it?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 25, 2023 1:15 AM
Do you have any body parts to throw in with their trash? That will get something done!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 25, 2023 1:37 AM
[quote] Now birds or God knows what have started to rip the bags open.
The birds and/or vermin seem to be the real problem, so take out your rifle and starting picking them off. And while you're shooting them, pretend they're your neighbors.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 25, 2023 1:43 AM
Buy an old large vinyl record album, and a bag of cockroaches from the pet store. Write on the front, “Clean up your trash!” Remove the record, fill the sleeve with bugs, then slip the whole thing underneath their front door.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 29, 2023 3:40 PM
Check for cameras. Check that no one can see you and put the bags directly in front of their door so they can’t avoid them. If they don’t get the hint then after that escalate to dumping the contents in their doorstep. Be careful though, if they’re having screaming matches in the middle of the night then chances are that they don’t give a fuck about anything/care about the consequences of their actions. They sound a bit ‘council’.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 29, 2023 5:10 PM
[quote]I’ve tried being nice to these people, but they just don’t care. I actually think they must be mentally ill. They are mercifully silent most of the time, but will come alive at some point between midnight and 6am to have a screaming match with each other.
In that case, R13, you have exhausted the usual steps. Next time, pick up their torn bags of trash, ring their bell, point to the bags of trash you have returned to them, and say, 'This is what I keep asking you about politely. I'm taking this back and disposing of it this last time, but if in the future you leave your trash where it doesn't belong, where it spills on my property, I'll be back around to dump it against your front door. Every time. Do you understand me?'
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 29, 2023 5:18 PM
Yeah, are you in jail after following the advice on this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 5, 2023 2:02 PM
I’m sure his body has been dumped in some outlier woods somewhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 30, 2023 1:35 PM
Take your oldest dildo and leave it on the door step with a note
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 30, 2023 2:00 PM
Hi, OP here. I can’t say things have gotten any better. A few weeks ago, I found that their bin bags had been ripped open, because they hadn’t put them fully into the bin, and left the lid off. I waited for nearly a week for them to clear up the mess, and then gave in and shovelled their crap into the bin. Highlights of the shit was a pair of underpants and actual cat shit.
I’m just amazed that they are incapable of being embarrassed.
I think I’m just going to move. I can’t imagine that things are going to get better here.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 31, 2023 2:25 AM
Shame you have to move because of those filthy cunts, OP. Why can’t they be fined by some local authority?
I concur with some other posters. If there isn’t a security camera, throw all their gross garbage right in front of their door so they literally have to walk on cat turds, etc. Every night without fail. And the rats and other vermin will know where to feast and ultimately invade their house. Their cat will go crazy. Then they will be the ones to move.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 31, 2023 4:06 AM
you gonna move over this? why let them win? it's not like they are putting trash inside your house ffs.
send death t.h.reats in their names to popular public figures
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 1, 2023 10:45 PM
Send them an anonymous “I’ll get you pussyface” letter.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 1, 2023 11:32 PM
help me DLers!
My new neighbor vapes and burns candles to cover up the smell. I've also smelled cigarette smoke outside our door way twice. I've brought this up with the landlord but he's fucking her and not doing nothing about it.
Tell me how to fuck with her DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 9, 2023 2:25 PM
R63, nope. that would be too obvious. I want to fuck with this shameless whore (threw herself at the landlord and what man is gonna turn down a sure thing fuck?) without her knowing
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 9, 2023 3:07 PM
The complete moron ratio is unusually high on this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 9, 2023 3:49 PM
This will end with Jimmmmmmaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 9, 2023 4:08 PM
Has OP found herself face down in the snow?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 20, 2023 10:14 PM
Thank you to those who suggested I dump their rubbish in front of their door. That would seem to be a reasonable course of action, but they have been walking over an unopened packet of pudding on their front doorstep for 2 months, and the packet has recently been joined by an empty can of Jack Daniels. They will remain there until I can’t take it any more and remove both items.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 20, 2023 10:31 PM
Speaking of DUMP on their front door...
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 21, 2023 7:52 PM
yes, all the time. I fucking hate my neighbors
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 21, 2023 11:59 PM
Tell them you have seen rats by the garbage and you hope they don't get into anyone's home.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 22, 2023 12:09 AM
Buy them a rolling trash bin. The problem is that they leave bags on curb because they’re out of space in their can. Leaving trash in front of their house will do worse than nothing—they wont pick it up and it’ll irritate you every time you check and continues to look like shit.
The generosity of giving them a bin will give you a way to bring it up and they will be indebted to you for your generosity. $75 spent for a bin with wheels and an attached lid will be well spent.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 22, 2023 12:47 AM
If you spell it "neighbors" it makes you seem tougher.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 22, 2023 3:25 PM
throw it all back in their back yard, worked for me; although, I nearly got arrested
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 22, 2023 3:36 PM
New Jersey man who screamed racial slurs at his black neighbors and smeared feces on their cars is jailed for EIGHT YEARS after shocking video of his abusive rant went viral: Felon sobbed as he apologized for terrorizing victims
|by Anonymous||reply 76||December 9, 2023 2:56 PM
OP I understand the desire but ask yourself if any of your neighbors had a problem with you and instead of reasonably discussing the problem they just told you to go fuck yourself, how would you react?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||December 9, 2023 3:18 PM
OP, call the municipality, and report it. That’s the ONLY way it will change. Usually, they’ll be warned; if they don’t comply, they’ll be fined. (Which they deserve.)
|by Anonymous||reply 78||December 9, 2023 3:40 PM
OP it sounds like you've done nothing to fix this situation. Grow a spine. We are counting on you.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||December 9, 2023 4:19 PM
Sounds like a British problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||December 9, 2023 4:37 PM
OP needs to get up off his arse and turn off the telly and get in his lorry and go tell the neighbours to move their bloody trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||December 9, 2023 4:40 PM
[quote] get in his lorry
Wut? He has never said that he drives a fucking lorry. Are you confusing lorry with something else?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||December 9, 2023 5:54 PM
R85 Also, we call it 'rubbish', not 'trash'.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||December 10, 2023 3:41 PM
This is what you do… ask them politely to put their garbage into the trash cans.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||December 10, 2023 3:46 PM
Fucking hate trashy neighbors!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||December 11, 2023 3:40 PM
It’s entirely possible that they’re just oblivious to the fact that they’re inconveniencing others, I’d try bringing it up to them in a reasonable and calm way first.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||December 11, 2023 3:47 PM