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Luke Macfarlane IS Amish Stud

He dropped out of Barbie and yet this is what he chooses?

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by Anonymousreply 22October 1, 2023 11:52 AM

I had to look up the Barbie thing. It's clear that he gave up a spot as one of the Kens. Not a huge role, by his own admission, nor something hat would pay off his house, but a great opportunity none the less. Barbie wasn't even paying out the nose for their cast. It had funding problems which is why they added a Birkenstock and Chevy commercial into the movie.

Since it was a huge hit. I'm sue Luke and his agent are pissed they had to passed it up due to timing. Just the red carpet PR would have given him a much needed boost. All well, we still love you Luke!

by Anonymousreply 1September 24, 2023 4:02 PM

Next up: Armie Hammer in "Mennonite Mack".

by Anonymousreply 2September 24, 2023 4:07 PM

I'm looking forward to Brandon Routh in "Methodist Manmeat."

by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2023 4:10 PM

R3, a most talented, versatile and handsome actor.

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2023 4:29 PM

That trailer looks insane. I’d actually watch it!—while drinking a bottle of mezcal…drink when you hear the word STUD.

by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2023 4:36 PM

Real life Amish Stud looks like something out of Lord Of The Rings.

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by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2023 4:38 PM

But who will star in "Closeted Cleric"? And will there be a cumming out?

by Anonymousreply 7September 24, 2023 4:38 PM

He didn't drop out of Barbie. He couldn't accept the role because he had already signed a contract to appear in another movie.

by Anonymousreply 8September 24, 2023 4:42 PM

is he playing a gay character in the Amish movie?

by Anonymousreply 9September 24, 2023 4:45 PM

I don’t want him to be pigeonholed

by Anonymousreply 10September 24, 2023 4:46 PM

R9. He's playing a straight, cheating married Amish husband.

by Anonymousreply 11September 24, 2023 4:51 PM

I want him to be cornholed, preferably on camera.

by Anonymousreply 12September 24, 2023 4:51 PM

Armie Hammer is the Mennonite Murderer

Sadly, the role he was born to play

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by Anonymousreply 13September 24, 2023 6:01 PM
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by Anonymousreply 14September 24, 2023 6:02 PM

Been there. Done that.

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by Anonymousreply 15September 24, 2023 6:05 PM

The perfect combo of sexy and evil.

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by Anonymousreply 16September 24, 2023 6:06 PM

How are those done ,r13? I have an idea for a graphic novel and would love to use Al art😕🙏😘please share

by Anonymousreply 17October 1, 2023 9:22 AM

Christ R6.

by Anonymousreply 18October 1, 2023 9:30 AM

R17 Midjourney

You need the Discord app and a basic subscription is $10 a month

by Anonymousreply 19October 1, 2023 10:08 AM

They stole my title!

by Anonymousreply 20October 1, 2023 11:33 AM

I'm hearing you announce the title in that guy's voice from movie trailers in the 80's. It's funny when I think about how he narrated those. Don't know his name, though.

by Anonymousreply 21October 1, 2023 11:37 AM

Don LaFontaine

by Anonymousreply 22October 1, 2023 11:52 AM
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