What should I do about it?
I Have A Boner 🍆 Right Now
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 24, 2023 6:22 PM |
Cut it off; it’s a nuisance.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 23, 2023 1:36 PM |
Listen to “When The Rain Begins To Fall” (1984) by Jermaine Jackson & Pia Zadora and it will disappear.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 23, 2023 1:36 PM |
Either tug harder or stop tugging.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 23, 2023 1:38 PM |
Show us.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 23, 2023 1:40 PM |
I need to take my daily constitutional now- so my boner has now become a nuisance.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 23, 2023 1:40 PM |
Put it my hot dog warmer.
But let me warn you, after all that pleasure you pull out with nothing left but a bloody stump!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 23, 2023 1:45 PM |
Can you self-suck?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 23, 2023 1:48 PM |
Take a picture of it and send it to Lauren Boebert.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 23, 2023 2:16 PM |
It took you long enough to get another one, mein Fuhrer.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 23, 2023 2:23 PM |
R9- I never said I was original
I might start further I Have A Boner Right Now threads in future.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 23, 2023 2:31 PM |
First time?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 23, 2023 2:34 PM |
OP, R10, I was more expecting the “I Need To Take A Dump Right Now” encore from you.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 23, 2023 3:59 PM |
Pics or it didn't happen.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 23, 2023 4:23 PM |
OP, are you still trapped in your priapic state?
What are your sexual tastes? What images and videos can we post to assist in freeing you from this tumescent torment?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 23, 2023 10:23 PM |
And no one noticed OP. Sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 23, 2023 11:01 PM |
You're not into pancakes, are you OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 24, 2023 1:10 AM |
This thread is useless without pix, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 24, 2023 1:22 AM |
Put both your hands on it and jerk it off.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 24, 2023 1:45 AM |
Whack it.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 24, 2023 1:50 AM |
Are you in North?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 24, 2023 1:51 AM |
Hammer some nails with it.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 24, 2023 2:35 AM |
The worst thing datalounge people is when it's time to take my daily constitutional and I'm FULLY ERECT. When one is walking for 2.1 or 2.2 miles it's not convenient for your hard cock to be rubbing around in your pants.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 24, 2023 6:50 AM |
R18- Was not posted by me.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 24, 2023 7:00 AM |
Before I can decide if I care I need to know if you’re hot OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 24, 2023 7:24 AM |
R26- I'm no spring chicken anymore but in 1995 I was considered HOT 🥵.
I would go to my favorite bar and on certain night standing against the wall I would be cruised simultaneously by the guy on my right and the guy on my left- they would often lean forward to try to catch my glance.
I still get noticed once in a while.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 24, 2023 1:23 PM |
"I still get noticed once in a while."
Only here, OP, and it's not the kind of place you want to be seen.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 24, 2023 1:35 PM |
Button on a fur coat.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 24, 2023 2:23 PM |
Put it in me!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 24, 2023 5:03 PM |
Put your hands behind your head. You can touch your boner when *I* say you can, slut. Now open your mouth…
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 24, 2023 6:22 PM |