I lost myself at work today

Give us some specifics.

Were you justifiably frustrated? Or were you straight-up unhinged like a crazy person?

I hope you get fired OP. No one likes an asshole.

Learn some fucking emotional control, OP. Are you 4?

were you menstruating?

MARY!

Were they slapped quite viciously?

Work out your defense this weekend.

I lost myself at Chuck-E-Cheese today. I attacked multiple children verbally. Now I am waiting for whatever will come next Monday

Did they cut in front of you at the pot-luck Friday lunch?

Is your name Greg by chance? She has that same problem here on DL.

OP, we suggest you watch this video before our meeting first thing Monday morning! Enjoy the weekend!!

Decorum is not valued today as it was in my day.

Tell them you’re on Ozempic and you’re HONGRY

Did you lift up your caftan and assault them visually or was this strictly verbal?

Did you tell them it was Italian temper and you didn’t mean it? Bring in cookies to prove it but leave out one ingredient.

More details, OP, or it didn’t happen.

Are you free bleeding?

If you get fired, just turn up again on the next working day like George in Seinfeld did.

Did they finally tell you a halter top and turban were not appropriate for the office?

Why do fuckwits like OP make a vague statement with zero details and then not return to provide any details? What a cunt. Sick of it.

Hope you get fired and then run over by a bus on the way out on Monday. Don't forget to provide details of that!

"And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people, because you're BASTARD PEOPLE. That's what you are, you're just bastard people and I'm going home."

Did it go viral? Doesn't count if it didn't go viral.

[quote]Now I am waiting for whatever will come next Monday

The HEAVE-ho!

Did you go home and bite your pillow, OP?

Did someone eat your lunch from the office kitchen?

We hope your job loss leaves you without the money to post here, OP.

We really do.

Details, please

Oh, stop begging, R28. OP has left the building.

If you have a female boss, you're getting fired.

When you go in Monday morning, stick out your bottom lip and say, "I sowwy." Works every time.

Just breathe, OP. And remember to always love, laugh and love.

*live*

OP went postal!

Good thing you didn't have a gun in your desk drawer.

I'm assuming that you didn't have a gun, anyway.

OMG. He had a gun didn't he R35. That's why we haven't heard anything.

BITCH.

R21

Attention seeking? I have seen this stuff before and don't get it either but it makes me forget the whole thing pretty fast. Seems a ploy for attention.

OP, if your co-workers were frauen, I'm sure they deserved it. Good on you!

That said, you might start browsing Glassdoor for a new job.

BEECH.

I lose myself tonight 😩

Use some buzzwords like microaggressions, fat phobia, and misgendering.

I have nothing to lose at work.

OP accused his Middle-Eastern coworker of homophobia:

Did you find your way out?

OP - Good for you for recognizing and owning up to your inappropriate behavior.

Report yourself to your supervisor and to the HR Office on Monday and figure out the best way to apologize and make amends with your coworkers. Try to make this an opportunity for learning/growth.

Bitch, are you for real?!

This is how they will handle it come Monday.

OP operates a carnival funhouse.

OP, if you've offended the office frauentariat, just bring in a couple boxes of doughnuts on Monday morning and all will be forgiven.

Please note I said A COUPLE BOXES.

And then I lost myself to everyone on DL

Try that Monday, Opie: just disappear.

OP was this the scenaro?

Bobby: “Calm your tits, OP. I’ll get to the report next week.”

OP: “Next WEEK!? I’ve been telling you since June 1st this report was due before YOM KIPPUR!”

Fred, Manager: “Lucien, Do NOT shout. You are OUT OF LINE.”

Crystal, Marketing: “Yeah, Lucien, STFU. you KNOW I can’t hear my Joe Rogan podcast when you freak the fuck out!”

OP: “Crystal, I’m SURPRISED you can hear anything with your snout buried in your 20 piece McNuggets”

´And Bobby, you smell like the slop sink at TGIF and the low-rent whores you order get hysterectomies and retire upon sight of you.

“Fred, I simply cannot work with these uncultured boors and demand your corner office or I will inform your superior of your gross misuse of petty cash.”

OP = Lucien

R53, that made me laugh! You write damn snappy dialogue. I bet you're fun to work with.