Have you ever “been with” a gypsy?

Why is "been with" in quotes? Why can't you just say "fuck" or "have sex with?"

Not yet... but I've had quite a few tramps and thieves.

I was trying to be genteel, R1. A concept that’s apparently lost on you. Are you from up north?

They're very decorative.

They are all over the U.S.

Yeah. But you gotta have a gimmick.

I'm the queen of the gypsies. (They prefer "Roma" today.)

Have You Never Been Mellow?

Smegma-riffic!

Is this thread Hobo-adjacent?

Gipsy have small penes and no money. The answer is No.

It tried to steal my heart.

Stealth hobosexual thread

You mean a Roma man? As in a man who eats Roma Pizzas?

The correct term is "touched by a carny," OP

If you really want to sleep with criminals OP just join a conjugal scheme or something. At least then you'll get to keep your silverware and car tires.

I don’t know any personally, but isn’t Danny Thomas one?

No they seem dirty and dishonest

If they are persian in bg then possibly hung but if indian in bg probably not.

No. But I've been with a queen who took acid.

Actually, as an average moron I have at one point or other hazily believed Gypsies were Romanian, Hungarian, Portuguese (because of the Disney head scarfs?), and the Irish.

I tend towards swarthy types; I may have sucked off a non self-indentifying gay Gypsy.

You like them pirates, R21, me matey?

Have not "been" with a Gypsy in the sense you mean. All the Gypsies I have met were through a business context. Every single one of them tried to beg, cheat or chisel money from me.

I once kicked a Gypsy in the cunt bone.

[quote]I was trying to be genteel

Boy are you in the wrong fucking place!

I’m a tramp. But at least I have a husband.