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NEEDS

We all have needs. What is your current major need?

by Anonymousreply 53September 24, 2023 7:01 PM

To take a dump. Be right back.

by Anonymousreply 1September 20, 2023 9:12 PM

Ten inches and a fifth of vodka.

by Anonymousreply 2September 20, 2023 9:14 PM

R1 I hope everything will be ok?

by Anonymousreply 3September 20, 2023 9:15 PM

I need seven inches or more.

by Anonymousreply 4September 20, 2023 9:15 PM

Money and time off

by Anonymousreply 5September 20, 2023 9:26 PM

I am going with r1.

by Anonymousreply 6September 20, 2023 9:27 PM

OP, are you Leif Garrett?

by Anonymousreply 7September 20, 2023 9:29 PM

Good friends.

by Anonymousreply 8September 20, 2023 9:34 PM

I need to swallow lots of cum. These days I don't get any.

by Anonymousreply 9September 20, 2023 9:37 PM

Peace of mind.

by Anonymousreply 10September 20, 2023 9:37 PM

TO HAVE ALL US SENATORS DRESSED IN SUITS AND TIES. I SIMPLY CANNOT FUNCTION IF FETTERMAN IS DRESSED IN A HOODIE AND SHORTS.

by Anonymousreply 11September 20, 2023 9:38 PM

I want to blow a silver daddy stat!!

by Anonymousreply 12September 20, 2023 9:39 PM

My minor desires became major needs

by Anonymousreply 13September 20, 2023 9:44 PM

Dance. Pool Boy, DANCE!

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by Anonymousreply 14September 20, 2023 9:47 PM

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by Anonymousreply 15September 20, 2023 9:58 PM

I think a re-evaluation of needs and wants is in order

by Anonymousreply 16September 20, 2023 9:59 PM

5-6000 dollars

by Anonymousreply 17September 20, 2023 10:01 PM

New cha cha heels.

by Anonymousreply 18September 20, 2023 10:11 PM

I have sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 19September 20, 2023 10:14 PM

A need for speed.

by Anonymousreply 20September 20, 2023 11:08 PM

quality vodka

by Anonymousreply 21September 20, 2023 11:22 PM

Is there a Quaalude in the house?

by Anonymousreply 22September 20, 2023 11:33 PM

I need the overripe bananas on my kitchen counter to magically turn into banana bread.

by Anonymousreply 23September 20, 2023 11:38 PM

A vacation

by Anonymousreply 24September 21, 2023 1:43 AM

Gerg's decimation.

by Anonymousreply 25September 21, 2023 2:09 AM

[quote] Gerg's decimation.

You are obsessed with me.

Do I need a 209A order?

by Anonymousreply 26September 21, 2023 11:23 AM

A lot of people want you gone bitch

by Anonymousreply 27September 21, 2023 4:14 PM

I need to quit working. Sick of it dominating my life. Been working since I was a kid now I’m 55 and I still can’t be allowed to relax. I love America. Fucking slave nation.

by Anonymousreply 28September 21, 2023 4:20 PM

[quote] A lot of people want you gone bitch

Gentle reader,

No.

by Anonymousreply 29September 21, 2023 6:37 PM

[quote] I need the overripe bananas on my kitchen counter to magically turn into banana bread.

Perhaps I can help.

by Anonymousreply 30September 21, 2023 6:46 PM

I NEED to get rid of this backache. I think I have some leftover happy pills from a root canal a few years ago. Aspirin and acetaminophen ain’t cutting it.

by Anonymousreply 31September 21, 2023 6:48 PM

Money, honey, and plenty of it.

by Anonymousreply 32September 21, 2023 6:48 PM

I have need for a starship.

by Anonymousreply 33September 21, 2023 7:02 PM

Climbably tall, hairy shouldered guy over 50 with his own apartment and job.

Like his penis, his cultural capital account shouldn’t be too big or too small.

by Anonymousreply 34September 21, 2023 7:12 PM

Oh, and also

Washable wool ankle socks - size medium this time. Those fuckers shrink.

by Anonymousreply 35September 21, 2023 7:25 PM

[quote] I NEED to get rid of this backache. I think I have some leftover happy pills from a root canal a few years ago. Aspirin and acetaminophen ain’t cutting it.

If you were here with me, R31, we could have some cannabis products delivered that would help ease the back pain you’re experiencing.

by Anonymousreply 36September 21, 2023 8:44 PM

Kick

Stretch

KICK

by Anonymousreply 37September 21, 2023 9:19 PM

I need a haircut.

by Anonymousreply 38September 21, 2023 9:28 PM

4 day work week.

by Anonymousreply 39September 23, 2023 10:46 PM

Blunts and blonds.

by Anonymousreply 40September 23, 2023 11:37 PM

I need a really good steak - haven't had one in a long time.

by Anonymousreply 41September 24, 2023 3:00 AM

Uncut cock. Yards of it.

by Anonymousreply 42September 24, 2023 3:02 AM

ALL OF YOU, EVERY MINUTE!!!

by Anonymousreply 43September 24, 2023 3:20 AM

To be bred, fed, and told I'm a good boy.

by Anonymousreply 44September 24, 2023 3:30 AM

Same!

by Anonymousreply 45September 24, 2023 3:33 AM

Where have all the cowboys gone?

by Anonymousreply 46September 24, 2023 3:34 AM

To be admired and respected.

by Anonymousreply 47September 24, 2023 3:49 AM

Sawyer, Mommy NEEDS you to stop kicking your sister. I mean it.

I NEED IT, Sawyer.

by Anonymousreply 48September 24, 2023 3:54 AM

I need my daughter to listen and respect authority.

by Anonymousreply 49September 24, 2023 4:25 AM

Sleep.

by Anonymousreply 50September 24, 2023 8:00 AM

Up the dosage of Viagra and Nugenix Total T for my orange daddy sweetums.

by Anonymousreply 51September 24, 2023 9:41 AM

Money.

by Anonymousreply 52September 24, 2023 3:43 PM

To be given the [italic]respect[/italic] that I’m entitled to!!! To be treated like how I’d be treated by any [italic]stranger[/italic] on THE STREET!!!

by Anonymousreply 53September 24, 2023 7:01 PM
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