BREAKING: OC Real Housewife Shannon Storms Beador ARRESTED for DUI in HIT-AND-RUN

We don't know her.

How many threads does this story require?

I would guess 16

CPS is gonna take her kids away from her.

Calling it now: 1st RH Sui.

[quote]and actually clipped the house.

I do not understand the levels of drunk you have to be to hit a house.

Where is David’s mother? We need her take on this

Mother Beador died r7 and left NOTHING to Shannon.

Here is Shannon and Vicki at her service.

Mother Beador’s over the top Frau obituary.

Who didn't see this happening??

Maybe Gina has a lawyer for her.

I have no idea why Jeff Lewis protects her so much....

Hit and run?? Really??

There is no excuse for drinking and driving anymore with alternatives AND she has the money for a driver.

Donna was known for her selfless nature and putting others' needs before her own. She was always willing to lend a helping hand. Her greatest joy came from spending time with her granddaughters. Family was of utmost importance to her.

Donna had a successful career as a Sales Associate at Saks Fifth Avenue, where she dedicated over 20 years of her life. Donna was known for providing outstanding customer service with clients who repeatedly came back to see her.

Donna was a faithful member of the Catholic church, where she found solace and strength. Her religious beliefs provided her with guidance and comfort throughout her life.

In her free time, Donna loved to read. Her favorite author was Danielle Steel, and she was known to finish reading an entire book in one day. Donna also had an extensive collection of Precious Moments figurines, which she loved to collect over the years. This hobby brought her joy and allowed her to appreciate the beauty of these unique collectibles.

And, her ex, John Janssen, is a complete FAUX, but appears to be quite a loser. (based on what is getting out on the show)

One time Shannon ate one of my Precious Moments figurines and lied about it.

I heard Kelly Dodd goes to seances to communicate with Mother Beador and get dirt on Shannon.

Guess she won't be whoopin' it up in Mexico with the other Dos Amigas for a while.

Mother Beador: connoisseur of Precious Moments figurines, Danielle Steel, and mustaches.

Mother Beador…Danielle Steel and Precious Moments.

Should we call her Luann Jr. or Luann 2.0?

Get ready for her to be sober, preachy, holier-than-thou, then backslide again.

So I guess car service ends when the season ends.

I can't see her admitting she has a problem, r18, in spite of this arrest

R20 actually, you’re right. Luann is more self realized, Shannon is totally delusional. Plus if she quits drinking then what is she gonna have to bond with the other girls over?

I wonder if her daughters see her drinking as a problem. She's a messing drunk.

She took a bite out of a house and got on Archie like her childhood horse.

"Take me away, Archie!"

R5 Second, if you count Taylor's husband.

"Meanwhile, a source told ET, "Shannon got home from a night out and realized she left her phone at the place she was at. She wasn't able to call an Uber without her phone and decided to drive back to the place, resulting in the accident."

"Shannon is devastated and knows she made a big mistake," the source added. "She has always been against drinking and driving and never does. She's telling friends this lapse in judgment won't happen again."

Boy howdy, I bet the Dubrows are just loving this!

She probably had a few more drinks when she picked up her phone.

Justice for Gina!

[quote]—Sounds like a joke obit by DLers😂😂😂

That's what I kept thinking after each sentence

Why did that mother work at Saks? I thought they were rich?

Mugshot?

What does my girl Kelly have to say about this?!?

Eat your prison food, you dumb bitch!!!

Amateur. I actually hit a house and burst into flames. This cunt hits a house and then walks her dog.

Are you kidding me? That house hit MEEeeeEEeeEeEe! !

It wasn't my fault. I went to Dr. Moon, and he did something to my kidney that made me crash into that house.

Unless Dr. Moon is trained in DBT, Shannon's out of luck.

Take a bite out of house!

R37 That's not "scraping" a house. That's running smack into it!

Now Emily can throw Shannon a surprise DUI-themed party.

FUCKING DELUSIONAL

She is the epitome of a woman who destroys a man with her bullshit. David seems like a calm guy and he’s hot. She was probably impossible, who wouldn’t cheat on her? If he hit her, she probably pushed him to the limit. It was deserved.

We have to quit excusing emotionally abusive women.

Ah, r40, either our resident MRA has found this thread, or the ghost of Mother Beador is among us.

I'll vouch for R40- Emotionally abusive women are absolutely a thing and cause so much underhanded trouble which they then scapegoat onto others. Mother Beador was probably one of these types herself, given how David ended up married to Shannon. Shit marriages to crazy people don't just happen for no reason.

David needs a cute twink to blow him.

David was a physically abusive POS. Also, he gave his wedding ring to his youngest daughter (who was nine or ten at the time) and told her, "Give this to your mother, I don't want it anymore." He's the lowest of the low. He gets no sympathy from me.

John Janssen's mistress discusses Shannon's recent drunk slob escapades:

R44 after being emotionally abused by fatass for decades you’d be exhausted too

Shannon and David’s daughters all seem normal and well adjusted, which is shocking considering their parents. All three of them have opted to get the hell out of OC for college .

Every year, Shannon gets drunk and says

I’m not crazy!

Stop talking about my relationship!

Thus year, I’m going to lose weight and be happy!

She’s a mess and therefore a producer’s dream for a reality show.

Shannon is entertaining, in part, because she lacks all self-awareness.

Shannon has always reminded me of Francine Fishpaw in Polyester.

Is Ms. Cohen recovering from an illness, or has the booze and coke done a number on his vocal cords?

Vicki and Tamara are also alcoholics and enablers

The Tres Amigas thing is so cringe.

In fact, Tamra spoke to Shannon hours after she was released from jail but only learned of her arrest from the news.

"If this happened on Saturday, I had a conference call with her Sunday—she was very quiet," the 56-year-old noted. "She said it's been a rough couple days and that's all she told me."

Dysfunctional communication

The Beady Eyed Homosexual isn't looking great in all this.

I can watch this scene over and over. It is Shannon Beador and Kelly Dodd in a nutshell. Even Tamra knows to be quiet and give them the spotlignt.

R54 Leave it to Tamballz to seize on the opportunity and flap her gums about it to get publicity for herself.

God I love my girl 🐮

On Shannon's turntable:

She has broken her silence:

I will say she does look pretty good there, she needs to stay off booze and stick to weed.

I'd forgotten this gem.

I’ve been a good friend to this house.