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Dad said I’m almost as big as him now!

I’m practicing shooting ropes and hopefully with enough practice I can get them as far as his go.

by Anonymousreply 3September 18, 2023 3:10 PM

[quote] with enough practice I can get them as far as his go.

“Any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.”

by Anonymousreply 1September 18, 2023 2:29 PM
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by Anonymousreply 2September 18, 2023 2:44 PM

[quote]Dad said I’m almost as big as him now!

I'm not sure that's a compliment, Chris Christie, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 3September 18, 2023 3:10 PM
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