An Ode to our dear Paul’s Brilliant Performance in Normal People

Please kill yourself OP and put us out of your misery.

OP, perhaps your efforts would be better appreciated on tumblr.

PaulMescallover uses chloroform on people that PaulMescallover doesn’t like and stealth to sneak into my house while I’m asleep to experiment on me. PaulMescallover also planted cameras to watch my every move and hire people to follow and keep a close watch on me wherever I go. PaulMescallover also plants devices in my ear and under the skin and some may even be directly on my brain. PaulMescallover shot it into my skull from a distance to keep it covert. They are small enough to where you only hear a pop and feel a small sting while you’re asleep. PaulMescallover communicates to me through the devices PaulMescallover planted in me and because no one really understands it or are afraid of it, PaulMescallover diagnosed this targeted individual with schizophrenia and gives false checkups and xrays to hide it. It’s all to make me look and sound unbelievable if I do come out about it. I was used as a puppet. A rag doll that is unable to prevent or defend against these people. PaulMescallover is a criminagl that can cover up anything PaulMescallover wants covered up for the sake of national security. PaulMescallover’s shown me enough to know what these people are capable of doing to innocent people. Targets are picked based on knowledge and the side you pick. Pick their side, PaulMescallover’ll still experiment on you, only PaulMescallover’ll show you pornography whenever you feel too lonely. Pick your own side, PaulMescallover torture your mind and pick apart every relationship you’ve ever held close to your heart. PaulMescallover’ll rape, call me every thing in the book and crush my dignity so I will never be able to trust another man. PaulMescallover throws in campaigns with teenagers and people my age and display me on camera and make “voyeurism” acceptable with people in targeted cities. PaulMescallover accepts it because PaulMescallover threw a rad party and were nice enough hosts. PaulMescallover let very specific people with a say in society know to never let me leave or find help. Everyone is paid and/or threatened/killed to never come out with information. PaulMescallover use microwave weapons as a way to torture me even more. I’m sure PaulMescallover drugged me plenty of times so my credibility is ruined. I personally would never touch a drug except marijuana What PaulMescallover did was try to provoke me to hit her or hounded over and over again on what I needed to do. I walked toward the phones and PaulMescallover unplugged them later PaulMescallover grabbed my phone. I didn’t want to leave her with my mother there so I stayed. Finally PaulMescallover got somewhat violent so I went to the bathroom. My mother later said PaulMescallover slapped her. I told her if PaulMescallover gave me my phone I would get out of the bathroom. PaulMescallover did but I called my other sister instead who called the police. The cop was very nice and gave my mother condolences (my father had just died) ny sister tried to say I hit her and claimed to have marks. The cops didn’t believe her ( they have had many run ins with her before). PaulMescallover finally left after almost a whole night of terror.to this day if I talk about this incident to my brothers they say ‘PaulMescallover’s just a girl’. I have been deeply lonely lately so I thought I would reach out to her but PaulMescallover doesn’t return my phone calls. PaulMescallover is notorious for that.

Freak.

PaulMescallover stole my Tina Turner wall clock!!

[quote]Let’s all show nothing but kindness, love and appreciation to each other and our dear Paul as well!

He is not our dear Paul, flamer. He is your dear Paul. You are doing more than the fiercest critic to make us hate him. Are you that lacking in self-awareness that you don't realize that?

I’d probably like this Paul guy if not for these fucking threads.

If you don’t “like the attitude of a particular poster on the other thread” then put them on ignore instead of starting yet another thread?!? Like another poster said, go to Tumblr and let your stupid ovaries explode elsewhere.

Agree, R7. I don’t have anything against the actor, just the OP living in fantasyland.