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Today my neighbor told me I look just like Natalie Portman

Jealous bitches?

by Anonymousreply 13September 18, 2023 6:20 PM

And you're a man!

by Anonymousreply 1September 17, 2023 6:45 PM

R1 No I’m not a tranny.

by Anonymousreply 2September 17, 2023 6:48 PM

Are you Lipstick Lesbian, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3September 17, 2023 6:51 PM

She's pretty but she's so fucking dull. Whenever she shows up on screen my eyes start to glaze over.

But she's pretty, OP. Good for you.

by Anonymousreply 4September 17, 2023 6:53 PM

They were probably just flattering you

by Anonymousreply 5September 17, 2023 6:54 PM

R3 I mean I’ve hooked up with girls to please an ex boyfriend but have never carpet much solo. And I wear lipstick at work but more of lip gloss kind of girl.

by Anonymousreply 6September 17, 2023 6:55 PM

How much money did they then ask to borrow, OP?

by Anonymousreply 7September 17, 2023 6:56 PM

This thread is pointless without your photo, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8September 17, 2023 6:56 PM

Are you one of those awful Hadid sisters?

by Anonymousreply 9September 17, 2023 6:56 PM

R7 $50 bucks but Jim is always good for it. He was laid off from his job last year and his ex wife stole have of their savings. In my town we look out for one another.

by Anonymousreply 10September 17, 2023 6:59 PM

[quote]Today my neighbor told me I look just like Natalie Portman

I'm happy for you, sir.

by Anonymousreply 11September 17, 2023 10:27 PM

Okay, white, short stature, brown hair, brown eyes, small tits, small ass.

by Anonymousreply 12September 17, 2023 11:21 PM

You mean greasy and always looking like you need a shower?

by Anonymousreply 13September 18, 2023 6:20 PM
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