Chrissy Teigen and John Legend renew their vows in romantic Lake Como ceremony

We all know where bow renewals typically lead.

See you in divorce court!

Vow renewals also, r1

10 years? It has felt like 30 years to me.

Did they use the same photographer they used for her miscarriage?

Ridiculous. I hate the whole concept—especially with invited guests who don’t really care about your relationship and photographers following you around.

I’m sure they did their best to discourage photogs. These two value their privacy!

The Klingon and her “pocket gay” continue the sham and her shameless hustle

Legend used to go to my gym. Lots of gay men there but I never observed any interest on his part but the way he interacted with women was consisted with a straight guy.

Just my observations.

(Turns out, he’s attracted to aliens.)

Bowel renewels? How Chrissie keeps her glow..she craps on John and he loves it

I wonder if they paid for flights/hotels for their guests. I hope so.

Practically an advertisement for the upcoming split, r1.

[QUOTE]10 years?

Isn't this some magical number for California divorce courts? IIRC, Cruise and Kidman renewed vows then Cruise blind-sided her with papers shortly thereafter.

The only successful vow renewal I've heard of is an elderly couple who'd been together for 50 years and had eight kids. Inseparable. The entire family came together from all over the country for the service, including 4th generation babies. They were truly an inseparable couple. He died last November and now she's experiencing the "broken heart" syndrome. If she didn't have such a close support system, she'd be gone by now.

3,2,1, divorce.

Meanwhile, his advisors are reviewing his escape plan.

I can’t respect any man who would stay married to such a monster.

Legend once has a music career, but now do either one of these two fame whores have a job or career to which they must attend?

Sure seems as if they don't.

He’s a judge on The Voice.

“I, John, take yiu, Chrissy, in mental sickness and invective, in encouraging teens to commit suicide. In vibrant thirst traps, sponsored posts and daily over share…”

He must be getting something out of this relationship. It does seem like he could have done better.

On the other hand, I never liked that he dubbed himself John "Legend." (Real name is John Stephens.) He's got to be an egomaniac to name himself "Legend."

There’s a story behind Legend. He has explained why he chose that as his stage name.

Shameless attention whores.

Yawn.

Exhausting people.

Moonface!!!

I've seen photos of her where she looks like a demented squirrel storing nuts in her cheeks, foul!

Also read that they didn't want a "corny" ceremony: Everything they do is corny, especially that nauseating song, All Of Me. He should serve time for inflicting that one on us.

Interesting comment from the link:

Who are they trying to convince? He’s on the downlow and she’s a beard. Both are 🤮🤮🤮🤮

I was expecting Chrissy Metz

This may be too obscure for DL, but I hate Chrissy for trying to ruin Allison Roman’s career because AR said something mildly snarky about Chrissy interview.

Someone was telling me that he tried very hard to dump her sometime before their first marriage ceremony and she just refused to let him end things. She must be pretty scary.

Bet he secretly hates her for that.

[quote]He must be getting something out of this relationship. It does seem like he could have done better.

I really dont care for her, but I will give her credit, she does seem like she'd be a freak in the bedroom. She probably eats him out (he has a glorious booty)

I'm happy to hate her for that too, r26.

Breakup in 3, 2, 1

I don’t understand how grown ups with young kids of their own could possibly be self absorbed enough (and have the time) to arrange a whole fake ceremony just so they can be the center of attention. How can they not be embarrassed?

Love them!

She’s got a very successful cookware and accessories business

Renew vows at 10 years. They must’ve broken all the wedding china.

How do relatively young celebrities even do this shit? It looks and sounds of *desperation* uncapitalized fortunes going to waste before the reality kicks in. He's the breadwinner and she's pretty much worthless unless Yashar Ali or an equally demoted friend goes to bat for her on SM.

Yes R33 and her cookie mix is to DIE for! She can’t be all that bad!

R36 Oh please. An imbecile could make better cookies from scratch for a tiny fraction of the price of that crap.