Blind Item!- Madonna forced Lourdes to model even though she doesn’t enjoy it

Lourdes could always, ya know, go get an education or something.

Great thinking R1! She could get an education and some skills and then... omg... she could GET A JOB!

Not posing like a bored streetwhore, a real job!

Poor Lola

Didn't she go to college?

How about Rocco - college?

Lourdes graduated from the University of Michigan. She has a degree, haters.

R5 Then if she's so miserable being a "model," why not use her degree and get a real job?

Most real jobs arent gonna make her millions like her mom can.

R7 Oh, darn.

Rocco studied art.

[quote]Lourdes graduated from the University of Michigan. She has a degree, haters.

She dropped out and did not graduate.

Madonna should have forced her to stay in school instead.

R10 she did graduate. Look it up before lying. Her mother dropped out. She didn’t.

R10 the lies you tell. We keep telling you about how you are ON THE INTERNET. If you’re gonna lie make sure it’s not about something that can easily be found ON THE INTERNET.

Lourdes graduated with a Bachelor’s Degree in 2018.

How about Rocco? He "studied art" but did he graduate?

"But both children [Lourdes and Rocco] had a highly disciplined life, with television only permitted on weekends and a controlled diet of macrobiotic foods. Time with Madonna was scheduled into the singer’s diary weeks in advance, in 15 minute increments. ... She and Madonna became extremely close when Lourdes was in her teens, as Madonna had fallen out with many of the women who used to support her — from her nannies and personal assistants to trainer Tracey Anderson.

Lourdes became the best friend of the woman she calls “Motta,” attending awards shows and Kaballah meetings together."

Also demoted from dancer to wardrobe attendant on a tour after an argument with Hagdonna

Hope she gets therapy.

Social Security should intervene on this parental abuse.

WHET the Rocco troll?

Maybe if she was modeling clothing she wouldn't mind it so much.

Is this really a blind?

She's back

She is easily one of the more amusing celebrity spawn of this decade.

Definitely one of the least attractive, r22.

That clip of her blowing smoke at r21: Nice double chin, bitch. Smoking isn't allowed on the retard bus!

She was so pretty when she was little but now she looks like a poor italian street whore. I mean she really does. Her facial expressions are very telling. She is dead in the eyes like her mom. She also has a very strange shape for someone who is 5’7”. Her waist is very thick. She is well on her way to being plus size if she isn’t careful. Expected more from Lola.

La Isla Cholita

[quote]She also has a very strange shape for someone who is 5’7”. Her waist is very thick. She is well on her way to being plus size if she isn’t careful. Expected more from Lola.

Bottom line is she’s lazy. She has the body habitus of someone who never works out, smokes a lot of weed, and spends most of the day on the couch eating junk.

She probably whined once that her mother made her do a particular show, some backstage flunkie overheard, and a blind item was born.

Thank God for all the "flunkies" out there.

Dressers, stylists and hair/make up artists know everything,

I know, I was one.

[quote]She doesn't have a rich other parent she can go to.

Ouch!

I’ll trot out the old “this is a phase she’s going through”.

But I think it is.

Sure, whoever is hiring Lourdes to appear in whatever get-up they can pull outta their ass is also going through its own phase.

She’s going to age out soon, these appearance oops will dry-up and then what?

Wait around for Mom to die? That’s an option but, man, like I would hope for every human, I hope she finds her own niche.

Lola looks like the late Katy Jurado, and that's not a compliment!

Remember that "song" she released? No joke it was the worst thing I've ever heard.

I'm sure her lazy attitude about her music isn't helping. "I can sing, but I really don't care." Yeah, we can tell.

She doesn't appear to "really care" about anything at all.

She's too fat and not pretty enough to be a model. She should have finished college and had a career.

[quote]Lola looks like the late Katy Jurado, and that's not a compliment!

Not everybody can be Grace fucking Kelly, Rick.

I think she's depressed. She's shunning the spotlight, and has absolutely nothing else going on. Talk about squandering the gifts of the nepo gods.

How does she not work out? Her mother would get her the best chef and personal trainer money can buy if she just showed some interest.

R28 - thank god for what? Making a story out of nothing? That was my point.

She's not that bad. I'd give her an A for trying.

OP - How is that different from Madonna forcing Lourdes to call her Mommie Dearest even though she doesn't mean it?

R38, she's atrocious and she can't sing (no surprise, her mother can't sing either).

Have your hearing checked.

R36 isn't her father a personal trainer??

Carlos Leon was a personal trainer when he met and impregnated Madonna (her choice - she used to call him "the prime specimen" or something like that, just gross objectification of him.

I don't know whether he's a personal trainer now and I don't know what kind of settlement he received from Madge.

R36, maybe she's depressed. We've all heard about how controlling Madonna is; maybe she doesn't want her daughter to do anything, because if she did, she could walk away, just like everyone else has walked away.

This is from 14 years ago, but still timely. Nadya is a hoot as Madge!

Yuup lol. Forgot all about that r41

R42 Madge called Carlos Leon a "prime specimen?" Was she able to find his missing chin?

Have you seen my chin?

R47 looks like she's inherited her father's sullen face.

Carlos may be a prime specimen body-wise but I always thought his face was too long and his chin/mouth area is not great.

[quote]She is easily one of the more amusing celebrity spawn of this decade.

She really is; she needs to marry Chet Haze & host a reality show in which they get high, get lots of tats & piercings, all while bumming $$ off of their parents. Sort of like Nepo Baby Shameless

[quote]Lourdes graduated from the University of Michigan. She has a degree, haters.

Sure she does.