I’m the fisting addiction.
Gay Red Flags
|by Anonymous||reply 164||September 24, 2023 12:00 AM|
I'm the vanilla sex preferences.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 16, 2023 5:24 PM|
I’m the fear of swallowing.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 16, 2023 5:26 PM|
I'm the apps that stay on the phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 16, 2023 5:27 PM|
I’m R1 ‘s prolapsed hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 16, 2023 5:28 PM|
Taylor Swift fans. If you have terrible taste in music, I probably can't trust you.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 16, 2023 5:32 PM|
Too numerous to list.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 16, 2023 5:33 PM|
Beyoncé fans. If you have terrible taste in music, I probably can't trust you.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 16, 2023 5:33 PM|
"You're paying for this, right?"
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 16, 2023 5:35 PM|
I'm the lack of any male friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 16, 2023 5:36 PM|
I’m the disposable flooring that greets you at the entryway.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 16, 2023 5:37 PM|
I’m art that glorifies the human erection mounted throughout the living room.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 16, 2023 5:39 PM|
I'm the wedding ring and wife
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 16, 2023 5:40 PM|
I'm the many pictures of myself, on my walls, credenzas, and even my phone's wallpaper.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 16, 2023 5:41 PM|
I’m the raw ginger, waiting to get shoved up your asshole
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 16, 2023 5:41 PM|
I'm a DVD copy of Legally Blonde
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 16, 2023 5:41 PM|
R13 omg the phone background of themselves 🚩
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 16, 2023 5:42 PM|
I'm cod and prunes.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 16, 2023 5:46 PM|
I’m all and only erotic coffee table books.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 16, 2023 5:46 PM|
I'm the powerhouse corporate professional who is worth $5 million, own a penthouse condo, has a full-time employee to drive me around in a limo, and travel weekly out of state for work in my private jet. Strangely, you've never seen the condo, the limo or jet. You're always picking up the tab when we go to dinner.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 16, 2023 5:47 PM|
I'm George Santos.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 16, 2023 5:50 PM|
I’m family albums filled with Polaroids of your date’s swinging and orgy history.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 16, 2023 5:50 PM|
I’m constantly interrupting you to answer texts and calls from girlfriends with annoying “yaaaas kween” affectations.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 16, 2023 5:51 PM|
R14, I'm pushing sixty and have NEVER heard of that way to use raw ginger...
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 16, 2023 5:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 16, 2023 5:52 PM|
I’m saying “Yaasss Kween!!!”
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 16, 2023 5:52 PM|
I’m a collection of smutty Hummel figurines.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 16, 2023 5:52 PM|
Red flags for what? That a gay is a bad gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 16, 2023 5:52 PM|
I’m the look: little cutoff tee with 90s jeans, ethnic hair that pushes the limits to prove a point, lipgloss, foundation/concealer & eyeshadow, Doc Martens, a little dangly earring, a pinkie ring, bracelets, and squiggly tattoos.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 16, 2023 5:56 PM|
I'm the shop bottom who thinks that being behind the counter is the same as being in front of the counter.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 16, 2023 5:57 PM|
I’m the roommate.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 16, 2023 5:59 PM|
R23 google FIGGING
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 16, 2023 6:03 PM|
I’m the references to “mother”
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 16, 2023 6:10 PM|
I'm the rimming chair, discretely disguised with a throw blanket when guests come over.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 16, 2023 6:15 PM|
I’m using “she/her” to refer to other gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 16, 2023 6:28 PM|
I’m the stains on the carpet he doesn’t seem to notice.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 16, 2023 6:31 PM|
I'm the bar cart.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 16, 2023 6:31 PM|
I’m the giant poster of Marilyn Monroe over his bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 16, 2023 6:33 PM|
I’m his casual reference that he’s been in between jobs for a year or more.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 16, 2023 6:35 PM|
High credit card debt
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 16, 2023 6:38 PM|
I’m the former boyfriend now turning tricks for meth with my broken dick in Puerto Vallarta .
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 16, 2023 6:39 PM|
I'm the "fuck the vanilla sex experience" and want you to go straight-up fisting me while in a full-size hamster suit.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 16, 2023 6:45 PM|
I’m the third time he’s canceled plans due to a hangover
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 16, 2023 6:45 PM|
I’m his casual reference that he only does coke a few times a week
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 16, 2023 6:50 PM|
I'm the Golden Girls... box set.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 16, 2023 6:58 PM|
I'm also the Golden Girls Christmas tree ornaments.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 16, 2023 6:58 PM|
I’m the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 16, 2023 6:59 PM|
I’m the pile if unpaid bills you find in a kitchen drawer along with packs of mustard.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 16, 2023 6:59 PM|
I am the tacky special order Louis Vuitton / Gucci male purse, bag, wallet I just have to bring with me everywhere so people know "I gots money"
|by Anonymous||reply 48||September 16, 2023 7:00 PM|
I'm the "REP" on his voter registration card.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 16, 2023 7:03 PM|
R48 Even worse when it's a fake one.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 16, 2023 7:06 PM|
I’m this question.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 16, 2023 7:07 PM|
I’m the terrible realization that he and his friends only talk about Real Housewives and TikTok videos.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||September 16, 2023 7:08 PM|
Singing in public
Drawing attention to himself constantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||September 16, 2023 7:08 PM|
[quote]I’m the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath.
Hey, Mrs. White. Is Carrie home?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||September 16, 2023 7:09 PM|
I'm the only shirts he owns - tank tops and conversational tees.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||September 16, 2023 7:11 PM|
I’m the pnp and anything goes
|by Anonymous||reply 56||September 16, 2023 7:21 PM|
I am the eHarmony ad where I have the same exact interests as almost all gay men. There is nothing unique about me.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||September 16, 2023 7:22 PM|
Hi Del / r40!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 16, 2023 7:39 PM|
I'm the green hair. It's the first of many signs you see that will eventually lead you to understand that they identify as gay, but not a man, and you then have to dance with their gender politics until you go home.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||September 16, 2023 7:42 PM|
I'm mentioning their "sign" after you're introduced.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||September 16, 2023 7:49 PM|
I'm the large blue plastic barrel of hydrochloric acid in his apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||September 16, 2023 7:52 PM|
I'm 100,000 replies and 10 likes on something called "Datalounge."
|by Anonymous||reply 62||September 16, 2023 7:56 PM|
I’m his large collection of American Girl dolls on his bedroom shelves, with many pictures of his mother on his nightstand.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||September 16, 2023 8:56 PM|
I’m the missing tooth.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||September 16, 2023 11:40 PM|
I’m the hag with too much power
|by Anonymous||reply 65||September 17, 2023 12:15 AM|
I'm the basement or "loft" with a mattress on the floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||September 17, 2023 1:02 AM|
I’m the many binders stuffed with Playbills.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||September 17, 2023 1:51 AM|
I’m Madonna memorabilia everywhere, chronicling her entire career.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||September 17, 2023 5:39 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 17, 2023 5:43 AM|
I’m those Gray Ace people who want something deeper but not in their ass. At least right away.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||September 17, 2023 5:46 AM|
R50 is trying to justify why he's actually the tacky queen described in R48.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||September 17, 2023 9:37 AM|
"My ex is my best friend"...........Means.........We still fuck and will deny it.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 17, 2023 9:54 AM|
"My Mom is my best friend".............means..........."I am going to run to Mommy with every gripe I have and she will take MY side. Then she is going to nag you and tell you everything YOU are doing wrong...Get ready for it. The two of us are going to make your life hell until you walk out the door and never come back."
|by Anonymous||reply 73||September 17, 2023 9:57 AM|
I'm the rings and necklaces and scarves and bracelets and accessories, accessories, accessories darling! I look like someone who was coated in glue and set loose in a Claire's.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||September 17, 2023 12:24 PM|
R74 Well accessorization is what you were really looking for.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||September 17, 2023 12:27 PM|
I’m the unconventional spelling of an otherwise ordinary name.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||September 17, 2023 5:56 PM|
I’m the hole in several garments where the theft security tag was removed.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||September 17, 2023 7:33 PM|
I’m the two guys feeling up your date when you return from the bar with his drink.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||September 17, 2023 7:34 PM|
I'm a 40 year old bartender who insists my acting career will take off any day now! I have two self produced podcasts and a web series no one watches or listens to. I just came back from my second stint in rehab in a six month period for "anxiety." My best friends are a married couple who were friends with my ex before I started sleeping on their couch "between apartments" and they were forced to take my side. I've been here for over a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||September 18, 2023 5:48 PM|
Just the Cliff’s Notes, please—not the full volume of your autobiography.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||September 18, 2023 5:50 PM|
I’m living in WeHo, HK, South Beach, any part of D.C., or Oaklawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||September 18, 2023 5:51 PM|
I am the greasy door handles and the little baggies between the seat cushions.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||September 18, 2023 6:06 PM|
I AM the Skye Vodka.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||September 18, 2023 6:18 PM|
I'm the chipped, dusty Phantom of the Opera mask on his wall.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||September 18, 2023 6:24 PM|
I'm the screen burn of the Chaturbate logo
|by Anonymous||reply 85||September 18, 2023 6:26 PM|
The Ethan Allen decorating addiction while looking down at you for not having "taste"
|by Anonymous||reply 86||September 18, 2023 7:06 PM|
I’m the cancellation due to a sore throat and then you find out later from friends that he was out at the bars.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||September 18, 2023 7:13 PM|
I’m the doxyPEP… taken daily. 🥴
|by Anonymous||reply 88||September 18, 2023 7:17 PM|
I'm the historically challenged guy who thinks you must wear a condom even if you're on Prep.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||September 18, 2023 7:20 PM|
I'm chemsex, especially the date rape drugs you voluntarily take so that you don't remember anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||September 18, 2023 7:22 PM|
I'm R89 who thinks HIV is the only STD around.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||September 18, 2023 7:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||September 18, 2023 7:23 PM|
I'm the broke unemployed renter who introduces himself as a writer/producer.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||September 18, 2023 7:27 PM|
I’m demanding ‘BB ONLY’ like R89 obviously does. Put more loads in my infested Kombucha Bottom hole. NOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||September 18, 2023 7:46 PM|
I’m the antibiotic resistance.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||September 18, 2023 7:47 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||September 18, 2023 8:00 PM|
R94 high fade moron
|by Anonymous||reply 97||September 18, 2023 8:36 PM|
Posts selfies on insta all day and seems to travel all the time and live large despite not having a job
|by Anonymous||reply 98||September 18, 2023 8:37 PM|
Being a member of the Log Cabin Republicans
|by Anonymous||reply 99||September 18, 2023 8:39 PM|
High grade moron as well 🤠
|by Anonymous||reply 100||September 18, 2023 8:39 PM|
[quote] The Ethan Allen decorating addiction while looking down at you for not having "taste"
Oh you know him too, huh?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||September 18, 2023 8:43 PM|
I'm a "model"
My only "modeling" seems to consist of a handful of shots of me posing in my underwear on some shady-looking website
|by Anonymous||reply 102||September 18, 2023 8:51 PM|
I’m Andy Cohen.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||September 18, 2023 8:54 PM|
There are pictures of me hanging out with Aaron Schock
|by Anonymous||reply 104||September 18, 2023 9:22 PM|
I'm Moobs McSeacow.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||September 18, 2023 9:24 PM|
I'm the 50 year old who just joined an improve class. I tell everyone it's just for fun, to get out of my shell but secretly I am hoping it springboards me into being an actor and Hollywood movie star.
You are going to be at my show right?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||September 18, 2023 9:34 PM|
I'm use of the word "prisspot."
|by Anonymous||reply 107||September 18, 2023 9:37 PM|
I'm the mansion and sports car that were paid for by Peter Thiel
|by Anonymous||reply 108||September 18, 2023 9:50 PM|
I’m the guy who tells his boyfriend at the nude beach that I’m going for a walk, and then I walk right into the bushes.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||September 18, 2023 10:03 PM|
When he can't call a dick a dick, and calls it his dingle dangle instead.
When mother's doilies are on every flat surface in his home.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||September 18, 2023 10:22 PM|
I'm the guy whose past relationships consisted of feeding random straight guys beer and drugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||September 18, 2023 10:25 PM|
My dreams died in my youth when I was repeatedly molested by a family member. I have a very cold Stalinist view of the world. If someone is not doing manual labor or a desk job by 28, and are still pursuing any frivolous dreams, they better be a wealthy international celebrity or they might as well drop dead. I want the rest of the world to be as dead inside as I am.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||September 18, 2023 10:28 PM|
I'm the bottles of bum wine in the kitchen
|by Anonymous||reply 113||September 18, 2023 11:37 PM|
I’m the sex/alcohol/drug addiction that is GLARINGLY obvious to everyone else in the room!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||September 18, 2023 11:59 PM|
Too much DL
|by Anonymous||reply 115||September 19, 2023 12:08 AM|
you came in HARD!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||September 19, 2023 12:26 AM|
I'm the 20-year-old twink whose boyfriend is an elderly man who just happens to have a lot of money.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||September 19, 2023 5:45 AM|
I'm R112 who was triggered by R106 for pointing out Improve classes are not going to make him a star. Especially at middle age.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||September 19, 2023 5:58 AM|
Moves to a new city every few years for a ‘restart’. Blames the prior city for his lack of success or happiness. Hasn’t figured out he’s the common variable.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||September 19, 2023 6:23 AM|
If they reach the age of 40 without ever have a relationship that lasted at least 1 year, it's a BIG red flag. It usually means no one can put up with them that long.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||September 19, 2023 6:37 AM|
I'm the gay man who is never at ease, for whom nothing is ever easy. Everything must be said with a note or archness and condescension, everything must be a little funnier than it is, no double-entendre may be left unexplored, nor fillip, nor flourish. Everything has a story, and a dramatic one.
No article of clothing without frills and flourishes and intensity of pattern, color, and texture enough to make Donatello Versace's head spin. No article of clothing or style of hair or grooming product or any object in his home comes without a rote explanation, an apology that it's not better, a boast that it is better. No vacation is ever taken, nor walk to the corner store for bread is ever a simple journey, it is one of Hercules's labors, only greater.
My manufactured drama and specialness and he quality of competitiveness that exudes all that I do or say or intimate with with a tiny sigh or raised eyebrow or poutines is frankly fucking exhausting. But isn't it all so clever?
|by Anonymous||reply 121||September 19, 2023 6:41 AM|
Has never had an eating disorder
|by Anonymous||reply 122||September 19, 2023 6:42 AM|
Blocking people over really petty shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||September 19, 2023 7:23 AM|
[quote]But isn't it all so clever?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||September 19, 2023 9:38 AM|
I'm the letter e being added to the end of the word 'improv' for some reason
|by Anonymous||reply 125||September 19, 2023 9:41 AM|
I’m the worship of all things Disney, and the gaudy collection of Disneyana. Disney is inserted into every conversation.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||September 19, 2023 2:08 PM|
"I'm not political."
|by Anonymous||reply 127||September 19, 2023 2:46 PM|
Grindr profile with a photo of a female in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||September 19, 2023 2:56 PM|
R119, sounds exactly like this guy I used to know. He's an escort and a grifter/con-man who steals from his tricks and sugar daddies. When people catch onto him in one city, he moves to another.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||September 19, 2023 3:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 130||September 20, 2023 12:37 AM|
His favorite singer is Britney Spears
He's 30 but only dates 18 or 19-year-olds
|by Anonymous||reply 131||September 20, 2023 6:36 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 132||September 20, 2023 11:13 AM|
He starts talking about all the antique china he just bought at a garage sale.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||September 20, 2023 12:08 PM|
I’m the “RAW IZ LAW!!” Bttm that blocks / ghosts when a top (or his profile) suggests the possibility of using a condom with a stranger
|by Anonymous||reply 134||September 20, 2023 12:44 PM|
I'm the sixth month of dating and you still haven't met anybody he knows. We always go to discreet restaurants or stay in.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||September 20, 2023 1:02 PM|
I'm the copious amounts of his pot I was looking forward to smoking, until he pulled out a metal bowl.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||September 20, 2023 4:06 PM|
I'm really bi.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||September 20, 2023 8:20 PM|
he's 60 and on his Grindr profile states he only dates 18-25 and pleads "please don't message me if you're older, it won 't work"
|by Anonymous||reply 138||September 22, 2023 12:57 AM|
Twenty minutes after you leave his place after your very first assignation, he calls to tell you he "misses your voice."
|by Anonymous||reply 139||September 22, 2023 2:41 AM|
I’m the giant terd he forgot to flush because he thought it would be funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||September 22, 2023 2:56 AM|
R139, it’s the afternoon call - the one after the morning call. He ate lunch. Do you… Do you want to know what he ate? Hmm?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||September 22, 2023 3:07 AM|
I'm the uncut guy who can't skin it back (phimosis). No living out a fantasy for you. Suck on the lifeless twig while he enjoys your real penis. Complete disappointment. Ripoff. Fraud. Scam.
You have wasted your time, completely.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||September 22, 2023 3:07 AM|
R139 talking about his Asian dates.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||September 22, 2023 3:24 AM|
R142 owns this thread. Run!
|by Anonymous||reply 144||September 22, 2023 6:36 PM|
I’m the webmistress with an agenda who blocks and labels posters who don’t feed into my extremist ideology.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||September 22, 2023 6:50 PM|
"Pictures aren't me but what I like" on their profile
|by Anonymous||reply 146||September 22, 2023 6:58 PM|
He uses pictures on his social media from 10 years (and 60 pounds) ago
|by Anonymous||reply 147||September 22, 2023 7:06 PM|
My favorite- you show up to his place and an old man answers the door. He apologizes and says your date ran out to get cigarettes.
And you’re waiting, and waiting, and waiting.…
|by Anonymous||reply 148||September 22, 2023 11:27 PM|
They have a BB BFF who is rich, single, 35, and looks fertile.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||September 23, 2023 1:44 AM|
He wont let you touch him because he thinks YOU got AIDS but he feels like the world is unfair and the reason he's alone is out of his control.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||September 23, 2023 1:53 AM|
Drags his fag hag everywhere, even to gatherings that are clearly intended to be for gay men only
|by Anonymous||reply 151||September 23, 2023 2:26 AM|
I’m the pictures from 2007.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||September 23, 2023 2:36 AM|
All his friends are ex-boyfirends.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||September 23, 2023 2:45 AM|
He seems to travel a lot with older daddy types but says they are just "friends".
|by Anonymous||reply 154||September 23, 2023 2:51 AM|
I’m the huge collection of empty liquor bottles.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||September 23, 2023 8:45 AM|
When telling you about his family, he mentions, "Mother" as if that's her name. ("So, this afternoon, Mother called and she was having quite the spell.") I have my own mother, thank you. That type of idolization is usually a indicator that he will expect you to place his family above your own.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||September 23, 2023 2:14 PM|
I’m the giant, economy sized drum of lube on the bedside table, I didn’t know they came that big!
|by Anonymous||reply 157||September 23, 2023 2:40 PM|
He doesn't kiss well.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||September 23, 2023 7:53 PM|
[quote] I didn’t know they came that big!
I'm the creampie to which this statement also applies!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||September 23, 2023 8:53 PM|
"Be right back. I gotta go Poopy-Doo!"
|by Anonymous||reply 160||September 23, 2023 9:19 PM|
He starts talking about his skin care routine and the cosmetics he "just adores".
|by Anonymous||reply 161||September 23, 2023 11:14 PM|
He constantly uses the word “luxurious”.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||September 23, 2023 11:40 PM|
He has a collection of antique dolls.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||September 23, 2023 11:42 PM|
Teddy bears on the bed.
MAJOR RED FLAG if said bear is wearing a tiny leatherman outfit.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||September 24, 2023 12:00 AM|