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Gay Red Flags

I’m the fisting addiction.

by Anonymousreply 164September 24, 2023 12:00 AM

I'm the vanilla sex preferences.

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2023 5:24 PM

I’m the fear of swallowing.

by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2023 5:26 PM

I'm the apps that stay on the phone.

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2023 5:27 PM

I’m R1 ‘s prolapsed hole.

by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2023 5:28 PM

Taylor Swift fans. If you have terrible taste in music, I probably can't trust you.

by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2023 5:32 PM

Too numerous to list.

by Anonymousreply 6September 16, 2023 5:33 PM

Beyoncé fans. If you have terrible taste in music, I probably can't trust you.

by Anonymousreply 7September 16, 2023 5:33 PM

"You're paying for this, right?"

by Anonymousreply 8September 16, 2023 5:35 PM

I'm the lack of any male friends.

by Anonymousreply 9September 16, 2023 5:36 PM

I’m the disposable flooring that greets you at the entryway.

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2023 5:37 PM

I’m art that glorifies the human erection mounted throughout the living room.

by Anonymousreply 11September 16, 2023 5:39 PM

I'm the wedding ring and wife

by Anonymousreply 12September 16, 2023 5:40 PM

I'm the many pictures of myself, on my walls, credenzas, and even my phone's wallpaper.

by Anonymousreply 13September 16, 2023 5:41 PM

I’m the raw ginger, waiting to get shoved up your asshole

by Anonymousreply 14September 16, 2023 5:41 PM

I'm a DVD copy of Legally Blonde

by Anonymousreply 15September 16, 2023 5:41 PM

R13 omg the phone background of themselves 🚩

by Anonymousreply 16September 16, 2023 5:42 PM

I'm cod and prunes.

by Anonymousreply 17September 16, 2023 5:46 PM

I’m all and only erotic coffee table books.

by Anonymousreply 18September 16, 2023 5:46 PM

I'm the powerhouse corporate professional who is worth $5 million, own a penthouse condo, has a full-time employee to drive me around in a limo, and travel weekly out of state for work in my private jet. Strangely, you've never seen the condo, the limo or jet. You're always picking up the tab when we go to dinner.

by Anonymousreply 19September 16, 2023 5:47 PM

I'm George Santos.

by Anonymousreply 20September 16, 2023 5:50 PM

I’m family albums filled with Polaroids of your date’s swinging and orgy history.

by Anonymousreply 21September 16, 2023 5:50 PM

I’m constantly interrupting you to answer texts and calls from girlfriends with annoying “yaaaas kween” affectations.

by Anonymousreply 22September 16, 2023 5:51 PM

R14, I'm pushing sixty and have NEVER heard of that way to use raw ginger...

by Anonymousreply 23September 16, 2023 5:51 PM

R22 Gurrrrllll…

by Anonymousreply 24September 16, 2023 5:52 PM

I’m saying “Yaasss Kween!!!”

by Anonymousreply 25September 16, 2023 5:52 PM

I’m a collection of smutty Hummel figurines.

by Anonymousreply 26September 16, 2023 5:52 PM

Red flags for what? That a gay is a bad gay?

by Anonymousreply 27September 16, 2023 5:52 PM

I’m the look: little cutoff tee with 90s jeans, ethnic hair that pushes the limits to prove a point, lipgloss, foundation/concealer & eyeshadow, Doc Martens, a little dangly earring, a pinkie ring, bracelets, and squiggly tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 28September 16, 2023 5:56 PM

I'm the shop bottom who thinks that being behind the counter is the same as being in front of the counter.

by Anonymousreply 29September 16, 2023 5:57 PM

I’m the roommate.

by Anonymousreply 30September 16, 2023 5:59 PM

R23 google FIGGING

by Anonymousreply 31September 16, 2023 6:03 PM

I’m the references to “mother”

by Anonymousreply 32September 16, 2023 6:10 PM

I'm the rimming chair, discretely disguised with a throw blanket when guests come over.

by Anonymousreply 33September 16, 2023 6:15 PM

I’m using “she/her” to refer to other gay men.

by Anonymousreply 34September 16, 2023 6:28 PM

I’m the stains on the carpet he doesn’t seem to notice.

by Anonymousreply 35September 16, 2023 6:31 PM

I'm the bar cart.

by Anonymousreply 36September 16, 2023 6:31 PM

I’m the giant poster of Marilyn Monroe over his bed.

by Anonymousreply 37September 16, 2023 6:33 PM

I’m his casual reference that he’s been in between jobs for a year or more.

by Anonymousreply 38September 16, 2023 6:35 PM

I’m his


High credit card debt

Racist remarks

by Anonymousreply 39September 16, 2023 6:38 PM

I’m the former boyfriend now turning tricks for meth with my broken dick in Puerto Vallarta .

by Anonymousreply 40September 16, 2023 6:39 PM

I'm the "fuck the vanilla sex experience" and want you to go straight-up fisting me while in a full-size hamster suit.

by Anonymousreply 41September 16, 2023 6:45 PM

I’m the third time he’s canceled plans due to a hangover

by Anonymousreply 42September 16, 2023 6:45 PM

I’m his casual reference that he only does coke a few times a week

by Anonymousreply 43September 16, 2023 6:50 PM

I'm the Golden Girls... box set.

by Anonymousreply 44September 16, 2023 6:58 PM

I'm also the Golden Girls Christmas tree ornaments.

by Anonymousreply 45September 16, 2023 6:58 PM

I’m the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath.

by Anonymousreply 46September 16, 2023 6:59 PM

I’m the pile if unpaid bills you find in a kitchen drawer along with packs of mustard.

by Anonymousreply 47September 16, 2023 6:59 PM

I am the tacky special order Louis Vuitton / Gucci male purse, bag, wallet I just have to bring with me everywhere so people know "I gots money"

by Anonymousreply 48September 16, 2023 7:00 PM

I'm the "REP" on his voter registration card.

by Anonymousreply 49September 16, 2023 7:03 PM

R48 Even worse when it's a fake one.

by Anonymousreply 50September 16, 2023 7:06 PM

I’m this question.

by Anonymousreply 51September 16, 2023 7:07 PM

I’m the terrible realization that he and his friends only talk about Real Housewives and TikTok videos.

by Anonymousreply 52September 16, 2023 7:08 PM


Singing in public

Drawing attention to himself constantly.


by Anonymousreply 53September 16, 2023 7:08 PM

[quote]I’m the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath.

Hey, Mrs. White. Is Carrie home?

by Anonymousreply 54September 16, 2023 7:09 PM

I'm the only shirts he owns - tank tops and conversational tees.

by Anonymousreply 55September 16, 2023 7:11 PM

I’m the pnp and anything goes

by Anonymousreply 56September 16, 2023 7:21 PM

I am the eHarmony ad where I have the same exact interests as almost all gay men. There is nothing unique about me.

by Anonymousreply 57September 16, 2023 7:22 PM

Hi Del / r40!

by Anonymousreply 58September 16, 2023 7:39 PM

I'm the green hair. It's the first of many signs you see that will eventually lead you to understand that they identify as gay, but not a man, and you then have to dance with their gender politics until you go home.

by Anonymousreply 59September 16, 2023 7:42 PM

I'm mentioning their "sign" after you're introduced.

by Anonymousreply 60September 16, 2023 7:49 PM

I'm the large blue plastic barrel of hydrochloric acid in his apartment.

by Anonymousreply 61September 16, 2023 7:52 PM

I'm 100,000 replies and 10 likes on something called "Datalounge."

by Anonymousreply 62September 16, 2023 7:56 PM

I’m his large collection of American Girl dolls on his bedroom shelves, with many pictures of his mother on his nightstand.

by Anonymousreply 63September 16, 2023 8:56 PM

I’m the missing tooth.

by Anonymousreply 64September 16, 2023 11:40 PM

I’m the hag with too much power

by Anonymousreply 65September 17, 2023 12:15 AM

I'm the basement or "loft" with a mattress on the floor.

by Anonymousreply 66September 17, 2023 1:02 AM

I’m the many binders stuffed with Playbills.

by Anonymousreply 67September 17, 2023 1:51 AM

I’m Madonna memorabilia everywhere, chronicling her entire career.

by Anonymousreply 68September 17, 2023 5:39 AM

F&F R1

by Anonymousreply 69September 17, 2023 5:43 AM

I’m those Gray Ace people who want something deeper but not in their ass. At least right away.

by Anonymousreply 70September 17, 2023 5:46 AM

R50 is trying to justify why he's actually the tacky queen described in R48.

by Anonymousreply 71September 17, 2023 9:37 AM

"My ex is my best friend"...........Means.........We still fuck and will deny it.

by Anonymousreply 72September 17, 2023 9:54 AM

"My Mom is my best friend".............means..........."I am going to run to Mommy with every gripe I have and she will take MY side. Then she is going to nag you and tell you everything YOU are doing wrong...Get ready for it. The two of us are going to make your life hell until you walk out the door and never come back."

by Anonymousreply 73September 17, 2023 9:57 AM

I'm the rings and necklaces and scarves and bracelets and accessories, accessories, accessories darling! I look like someone who was coated in glue and set loose in a Claire's.

by Anonymousreply 74September 17, 2023 12:24 PM

R74 Well accessorization is what you were really looking for.

by Anonymousreply 75September 17, 2023 12:27 PM

I’m the unconventional spelling of an otherwise ordinary name.

by Anonymousreply 76September 17, 2023 5:56 PM

I’m the hole in several garments where the theft security tag was removed.

by Anonymousreply 77September 17, 2023 7:33 PM

I’m the two guys feeling up your date when you return from the bar with his drink.

by Anonymousreply 78September 17, 2023 7:34 PM

I'm a 40 year old bartender who insists my acting career will take off any day now! I have two self produced podcasts and a web series no one watches or listens to. I just came back from my second stint in rehab in a six month period for "anxiety." My best friends are a married couple who were friends with my ex before I started sleeping on their couch "between apartments" and they were forced to take my side. I've been here for over a year.

by Anonymousreply 79September 18, 2023 5:48 PM

Just the Cliff’s Notes, please—not the full volume of your autobiography.

by Anonymousreply 80September 18, 2023 5:50 PM

I’m living in WeHo, HK, South Beach, any part of D.C., or Oaklawn.

by Anonymousreply 81September 18, 2023 5:51 PM

I am the greasy door handles and the little baggies between the seat cushions.

by Anonymousreply 82September 18, 2023 6:06 PM

I AM the Skye Vodka.

by Anonymousreply 83September 18, 2023 6:18 PM

I'm the chipped, dusty Phantom of the Opera mask on his wall.

by Anonymousreply 84September 18, 2023 6:24 PM

I'm the screen burn of the Chaturbate logo

by Anonymousreply 85September 18, 2023 6:26 PM

The Ethan Allen decorating addiction while looking down at you for not having "taste"

by Anonymousreply 86September 18, 2023 7:06 PM

I’m the cancellation due to a sore throat and then you find out later from friends that he was out at the bars.

by Anonymousreply 87September 18, 2023 7:13 PM

I’m the doxyPEP… taken daily. 🥴

by Anonymousreply 88September 18, 2023 7:17 PM

I'm the historically challenged guy who thinks you must wear a condom even if you're on Prep.

by Anonymousreply 89September 18, 2023 7:20 PM

I'm chemsex, especially the date rape drugs you voluntarily take so that you don't remember anything.

by Anonymousreply 90September 18, 2023 7:22 PM

I'm R89 who thinks HIV is the only STD around.

by Anonymousreply 91September 18, 2023 7:23 PM

I'm Mitzi

by Anonymousreply 92September 18, 2023 7:23 PM

I'm the broke unemployed renter who introduces himself as a writer/producer.

by Anonymousreply 93September 18, 2023 7:27 PM

I’m demanding ‘BB ONLY’ like R89 obviously does. Put more loads in my infested Kombucha Bottom hole. NOW!

by Anonymousreply 94September 18, 2023 7:46 PM

I’m the antibiotic resistance.

by Anonymousreply 95September 18, 2023 7:47 PM

I’m alcoholism.

by Anonymousreply 96September 18, 2023 8:00 PM

R94 high fade moron

by Anonymousreply 97September 18, 2023 8:36 PM

Posts selfies on insta all day and seems to travel all the time and live large despite not having a job

by Anonymousreply 98September 18, 2023 8:37 PM

Being a member of the Log Cabin Republicans

by Anonymousreply 99September 18, 2023 8:39 PM

High grade moron as well 🤠

by Anonymousreply 100September 18, 2023 8:39 PM

[quote] The Ethan Allen decorating addiction while looking down at you for not having "taste"

Oh you know him too, huh?

by Anonymousreply 101September 18, 2023 8:43 PM

I'm a "model"

My only "modeling" seems to consist of a handful of shots of me posing in my underwear on some shady-looking website

by Anonymousreply 102September 18, 2023 8:51 PM

I’m Andy Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 103September 18, 2023 8:54 PM

There are pictures of me hanging out with Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 104September 18, 2023 9:22 PM

I'm Moobs McSeacow.

by Anonymousreply 105September 18, 2023 9:24 PM

I'm the 50 year old who just joined an improve class. I tell everyone it's just for fun, to get out of my shell but secretly I am hoping it springboards me into being an actor and Hollywood movie star.

You are going to be at my show right?

by Anonymousreply 106September 18, 2023 9:34 PM

I'm use of the word "prisspot."

by Anonymousreply 107September 18, 2023 9:37 PM

I'm the mansion and sports car that were paid for by Peter Thiel

by Anonymousreply 108September 18, 2023 9:50 PM

I’m the guy who tells his boyfriend at the nude beach that I’m going for a walk, and then I walk right into the bushes.

by Anonymousreply 109September 18, 2023 10:03 PM

When he can't call a dick a dick, and calls it his dingle dangle instead.

When mother's doilies are on every flat surface in his home.

by Anonymousreply 110September 18, 2023 10:22 PM

I'm the guy whose past relationships consisted of feeding random straight guys beer and drugs.

by Anonymousreply 111September 18, 2023 10:25 PM

I’m R106

My dreams died in my youth when I was repeatedly molested by a family member. I have a very cold Stalinist view of the world. If someone is not doing manual labor or a desk job by 28, and are still pursuing any frivolous dreams, they better be a wealthy international celebrity or they might as well drop dead. I want the rest of the world to be as dead inside as I am.

by Anonymousreply 112September 18, 2023 10:28 PM

I'm the bottles of bum wine in the kitchen

by Anonymousreply 113September 18, 2023 11:37 PM

I’m the sex/alcohol/drug addiction that is GLARINGLY obvious to everyone else in the room!

by Anonymousreply 114September 18, 2023 11:59 PM

Too much DL

by Anonymousreply 115September 19, 2023 12:08 AM

R112 GURL!

you came in HARD!

by Anonymousreply 116September 19, 2023 12:26 AM

I'm the 20-year-old twink whose boyfriend is an elderly man who just happens to have a lot of money.

by Anonymousreply 117September 19, 2023 5:45 AM

I'm R112 who was triggered by R106 for pointing out Improve classes are not going to make him a star. Especially at middle age.

by Anonymousreply 118September 19, 2023 5:58 AM

Moves to a new city every few years for a ‘restart’. Blames the prior city for his lack of success or happiness. Hasn’t figured out he’s the common variable.

by Anonymousreply 119September 19, 2023 6:23 AM

If they reach the age of 40 without ever have a relationship that lasted at least 1 year, it's a BIG red flag. It usually means no one can put up with them that long.

by Anonymousreply 120September 19, 2023 6:37 AM

I'm the gay man who is never at ease, for whom nothing is ever easy. Everything must be said with a note or archness and condescension, everything must be a little funnier than it is, no double-entendre may be left unexplored, nor fillip, nor flourish. Everything has a story, and a dramatic one.

No article of clothing without frills and flourishes and intensity of pattern, color, and texture enough to make Donatello Versace's head spin. No article of clothing or style of hair or grooming product or any object in his home comes without a rote explanation, an apology that it's not better, a boast that it is better. No vacation is ever taken, nor walk to the corner store for bread is ever a simple journey, it is one of Hercules's labors, only greater.

My manufactured drama and specialness and he quality of competitiveness that exudes all that I do or say or intimate with with a tiny sigh or raised eyebrow or poutines is frankly fucking exhausting. But isn't it all so clever?

by Anonymousreply 121September 19, 2023 6:41 AM

Has never had an eating disorder

by Anonymousreply 122September 19, 2023 6:42 AM

Blocking people over really petty shit.

by Anonymousreply 123September 19, 2023 7:23 AM

[quote]But isn't it all so clever?

The irony.

by Anonymousreply 124September 19, 2023 9:38 AM

I'm the letter e being added to the end of the word 'improv' for some reason

by Anonymousreply 125September 19, 2023 9:41 AM

I’m the worship of all things Disney, and the gaudy collection of Disneyana. Disney is inserted into every conversation.

by Anonymousreply 126September 19, 2023 2:08 PM

"I'm not political."

by Anonymousreply 127September 19, 2023 2:46 PM

Grindr profile with a photo of a female in it.

by Anonymousreply 128September 19, 2023 2:56 PM

R119, sounds exactly like this guy I used to know. He's an escort and a grifter/con-man who steals from his tricks and sugar daddies. When people catch onto him in one city, he moves to another.

by Anonymousreply 129September 19, 2023 3:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 130September 20, 2023 12:37 AM

His favorite singer is Britney Spears

He's 30 but only dates 18 or 19-year-olds

by Anonymousreply 131September 20, 2023 6:36 AM


by Anonymousreply 132September 20, 2023 11:13 AM

He starts talking about all the antique china he just bought at a garage sale.

by Anonymousreply 133September 20, 2023 12:08 PM

I’m the “RAW IZ LAW!!” Bttm that blocks / ghosts when a top (or his profile) suggests the possibility of using a condom with a stranger

by Anonymousreply 134September 20, 2023 12:44 PM

I'm the sixth month of dating and you still haven't met anybody he knows. We always go to discreet restaurants or stay in.

by Anonymousreply 135September 20, 2023 1:02 PM

I'm the copious amounts of his pot I was looking forward to smoking, until he pulled out a metal bowl.

by Anonymousreply 136September 20, 2023 4:06 PM

I'm really bi.

by Anonymousreply 137September 20, 2023 8:20 PM

he's 60 and on his Grindr profile states he only dates 18-25 and pleads "please don't message me if you're older, it won 't work"

by Anonymousreply 138September 22, 2023 12:57 AM

Twenty minutes after you leave his place after your very first assignation, he calls to tell you he "misses your voice."

by Anonymousreply 139September 22, 2023 2:41 AM

I’m the giant terd he forgot to flush because he thought it would be funny.

by Anonymousreply 140September 22, 2023 2:56 AM

R139, it’s the afternoon call - the one after the morning call. He ate lunch. Do you… Do you want to know what he ate? Hmm?

by Anonymousreply 141September 22, 2023 3:07 AM

I'm the uncut guy who can't skin it back (phimosis). No living out a fantasy for you. Suck on the lifeless twig while he enjoys your real penis. Complete disappointment. Ripoff. Fraud. Scam.

You have wasted your time, completely.

by Anonymousreply 142September 22, 2023 3:07 AM

R139 talking about his Asian dates.

by Anonymousreply 143September 22, 2023 3:24 AM

R142 owns this thread. Run!

by Anonymousreply 144September 22, 2023 6:36 PM

I’m the webmistress with an agenda who blocks and labels posters who don’t feed into my extremist ideology.

by Anonymousreply 145September 22, 2023 6:50 PM

"Pictures aren't me but what I like" on their profile

by Anonymousreply 146September 22, 2023 6:58 PM

He uses pictures on his social media from 10 years (and 60 pounds) ago

by Anonymousreply 147September 22, 2023 7:06 PM

My favorite- you show up to his place and an old man answers the door. He apologizes and says your date ran out to get cigarettes.

And you’re waiting, and waiting, and waiting.…

by Anonymousreply 148September 22, 2023 11:27 PM

They have a BB BFF who is rich, single, 35, and looks fertile.

by Anonymousreply 149September 23, 2023 1:44 AM

He wont let you touch him because he thinks YOU got AIDS but he feels like the world is unfair and the reason he's alone is out of his control.

by Anonymousreply 150September 23, 2023 1:53 AM

Drags his fag hag everywhere, even to gatherings that are clearly intended to be for gay men only

by Anonymousreply 151September 23, 2023 2:26 AM

I’m the pictures from 2007.

by Anonymousreply 152September 23, 2023 2:36 AM

All his friends are ex-boyfirends.

by Anonymousreply 153September 23, 2023 2:45 AM

He seems to travel a lot with older daddy types but says they are just "friends".

by Anonymousreply 154September 23, 2023 2:51 AM

I’m the huge collection of empty liquor bottles.

by Anonymousreply 155September 23, 2023 8:45 AM

When telling you about his family, he mentions, "Mother" as if that's her name. ("So, this afternoon, Mother called and she was having quite the spell.") I have my own mother, thank you. That type of idolization is usually a indicator that he will expect you to place his family above your own.

by Anonymousreply 156September 23, 2023 2:14 PM

I’m the giant, economy sized drum of lube on the bedside table, I didn’t know they came that big!

by Anonymousreply 157September 23, 2023 2:40 PM

He doesn't kiss well.

by Anonymousreply 158September 23, 2023 7:53 PM

[quote] I didn’t know they came that big!

I'm the creampie to which this statement also applies!

by Anonymousreply 159September 23, 2023 8:53 PM

"Be right back. I gotta go Poopy-Doo!"

by Anonymousreply 160September 23, 2023 9:19 PM

He starts talking about his skin care routine and the cosmetics he "just adores".

by Anonymousreply 161September 23, 2023 11:14 PM

He constantly uses the word “luxurious”.

by Anonymousreply 162September 23, 2023 11:40 PM

He has a collection of antique dolls.

by Anonymousreply 163September 23, 2023 11:42 PM

Teddy bears on the bed.

MAJOR RED FLAG if said bear is wearing a tiny leatherman outfit.

by Anonymousreply 164September 24, 2023 12:00 AM
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