Aaron Rodgers bizarrely believes the 'noises from dolphins when they're LOVE-MAKING' could heal his Achilles rupture

Proves this bitch's brains are in his feet

Schizophrenic?

Que?

I guess those drugs he's on for for this injury isn't healing tinkerbell's heel.

Well at least we know the painkillers are working.

Had he not been blessed with athletic skills, he would have been spending his days asking people, “do you want to supersize that?”

Is Flipper on Grindr?

'There's ideas that some of the noises from the dolphins when they're love-making, the frequency of that is actually healing to the body,' Rodgers said.

This is kind of gay.

if i was him i would say shit like this just to troll the media.

I can't believe I let this freak stick his dick in me

Were!

Wonder what licking a dolphin’s blow-hole will do for his injury? He should try it and let us know!

When is Pat McAfee going to stop sucking this moron's dick? I mean really. Rodgers could come on his show, drop his pants and masturbate during the interview and tell Pat that masturbating during interviews helps his healing process and that would be fine with Pat.

This is even wackier than what R30 at the link suggested.

[quote]will he employ a rotation of shamans to urinate in his ankle while he drinks ivermectin smoothies?

So glad this nutcase left Green Bay.

This bitch is crazy y’all and needs to be in a conversation! Dammit! I mean, a conservatory!

A blowjob from me would work better.

[quote]Wonder what licking a dolphin’s blow-hole will do for his injury? He should try it and let us know!

I'll get back to you after I find a dolphin with a blow-pole.

Brain trauma + stupidity.

Has he heard the mermaids singing, each to each? That might do the trick, too.

Just the fact that he called dolphins having sex "love making" is bizarre. EVERY TIME sex has ever come up in an interview, he has said something equally strange.

He is trash, and his family are trash as well.

FAG!!!

Daily Mail comment:

[quote]'Quick! Lock the dolphin gates, It's Aaron Rodgers', said the Seaworld employees.

The closet kills....your brain cells