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Aaron Rodgers bizarrely believes the 'noises from dolphins when they're LOVE-MAKING' could heal his Achilles rupture

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 25September 16, 2023 9:10 PM

Proves this bitch's brains are in his feet

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2023 5:00 PM


by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2023 5:08 PM


by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2023 5:25 PM

I guess those drugs he's on for for this injury isn't healing tinkerbell's heel.

by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2023 5:33 PM

Well at least we know the painkillers are working.

by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2023 6:12 PM

Had he not been blessed with athletic skills, he would have been spending his days asking people, “do you want to supersize that?”

by Anonymousreply 6September 16, 2023 6:19 PM

Is Flipper on Grindr?

by Anonymousreply 7September 16, 2023 6:22 PM

'There's ideas that some of the noises from the dolphins when they're love-making, the frequency of that is actually healing to the body,' Rodgers said.

This is kind of gay.

by Anonymousreply 8September 16, 2023 6:29 PM

if i was him i would say shit like this just to troll the media.

by Anonymousreply 9September 16, 2023 6:32 PM

I can't believe I let this freak stick his dick in me

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2023 6:34 PM


by Anonymousreply 11September 16, 2023 6:35 PM

Wonder what licking a dolphin’s blow-hole will do for his injury? He should try it and let us know!

by Anonymousreply 12September 16, 2023 6:36 PM

When is Pat McAfee going to stop sucking this moron's dick? I mean really. Rodgers could come on his show, drop his pants and masturbate during the interview and tell Pat that masturbating during interviews helps his healing process and that would be fine with Pat.

by Anonymousreply 13September 16, 2023 6:42 PM

This is even wackier than what R30 at the link suggested.

[quote]will he employ a rotation of shamans to urinate in his ankle while he drinks ivermectin smoothies?

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by Anonymousreply 14September 16, 2023 6:48 PM

So glad this nutcase left Green Bay.

by Anonymousreply 15September 16, 2023 6:50 PM

This bitch is crazy y’all and needs to be in a conversation! Dammit! I mean, a conservatory!

by Anonymousreply 16September 16, 2023 6:52 PM

A blowjob from me would work better.

by Anonymousreply 17September 16, 2023 6:59 PM

[quote]Wonder what licking a dolphin’s blow-hole will do for his injury? He should try it and let us know!

I'll get back to you after I find a dolphin with a blow-pole.

by Anonymousreply 18September 16, 2023 7:10 PM

Brain trauma + stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 19September 16, 2023 7:17 PM

Has he heard the mermaids singing, each to each? That might do the trick, too.

by Anonymousreply 20September 16, 2023 7:24 PM

Just the fact that he called dolphins having sex "love making" is bizarre. EVERY TIME sex has ever come up in an interview, he has said something equally strange.

by Anonymousreply 21September 16, 2023 8:06 PM

He is trash, and his family are trash as well.

by Anonymousreply 22September 16, 2023 8:07 PM


by Anonymousreply 23September 16, 2023 8:38 PM

Daily Mail comment:

[quote]'Quick! Lock the dolphin gates, It's Aaron Rodgers', said the Seaworld employees.

by Anonymousreply 24September 16, 2023 9:04 PM

The closet kills....your brain cells

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