Living so many lies

Why does the little boy look like a childhood picture of Dr. Hannibal Lechter?

Does he include his rainbow children in Palace life?

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Is Albert's fat stubby Italian-Irish cock cut? Does he have a Prince Albert?

Have those kids met their older half-siblings yet?

R5 see R2

Albert is looking more like his father every day.

I have no idea what is going on in his and his wife's marriage, but I always liked what he said in an interview about Harry and Meghan right after their interview with Oprah. When asked for his thoughts on what the pair revealed, he thought it was sad but advised the pair to resolve their difficulties with their family behind closed doors, as any family squabbles should be.

Sadly, the pair chose another course.

If that button on his blazer gives out, someone is gonna lose an eye.

R7, wise words, maybe he can share them with his wife.

R9, true.

She looks absolutely demented in every photograph ever taken of her, including her wedding shots.

Those kids aren't fooled.

She looks so happy though

Is Prince Albert on the can?

It’s interesting that the little girl, who looks like her dad is prettier than the little boy, who favors his mom.

They look like those kids in village of the damned. However I’d happily change places to be able to live a life of debauchery with zero consequences.

It sounds like she's had mental problems and spent time in a mental institution. That whole story about her health preventing her from returning to Monaco wasn't complete BS. It wasn't from an ear problem, though. She gave him 2 legitimate kids, so he's never gonna tell the truth.

The marriage seems very strained. Perhaps she's trying to behave now for the kids. In a normal world (not the royal bullshit world), they'd be divorced by now.

R1, thank you! That poor kid’s face is why I posted. They both look…IDK, I just get the feeling that life is going to be hard for them in many ways. Because they’re living in a fucked up fantasy.

Doesn’t Prince Albert like the boys? I think her mental illness stems in part from the Faustian bargain she made.

R16, yes, village of the damned indeed.

The boy looks like he belongs with these beauts.

"I think her mental illness stems in part from the Faustian bargain she made."

Rumor had it that she wanted to back out of the marriage, but Albert and her father practically forced her to the altar with a gun to her back. Which would explain why she was crying her eyes out at the altar, on international TV.

I presume there will be an "amicable" divorce when the legitimate kids are older, because not even Albert can be bloody-minded enough to keep this miserable farce going for a lifetime.

The Monaco royal family is such a demented shitshow, I do wonder why there are not more discussed here. Instead we have countless threads about the boring montecino grifters

From his looks and his fashion sense you’d never imagine he was the child of Grace Kelley.