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I'm shopping for a bagel and cream cheese paperweight

and I'm having a surprisingly hard time finding one. Advice?

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2023 3:12 AM

Have you tried using an actual bagel? All that ghetto boiled "bread" is good for is being used as a paperweight anyway.

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2023 2:24 AM

Here bitch:

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by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2023 2:25 AM

Have you tried Etsy or RedBubble?

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2023 2:27 AM

Go back to.1985 and rent the movie, dumbass. Be sure to wear a beehive while watching.

by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2023 2:49 AM


by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2023 2:50 AM

I wonder if Cheech and Chong can drop me off at work on Monday?

by Anonymousreply 6September 16, 2023 2:57 AM

I’m going to get blamed for this thread . . .

by Anonymousreply 7September 16, 2023 2:59 AM

Surrender Dorothy!

by Anonymousreply 8September 16, 2023 3:06 AM

From R7

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by Anonymousreply 9September 16, 2023 3:09 AM

Add your own cream cheese, OP...

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by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2023 3:12 AM
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