Mom responds after photo of her hugging her son raises eyebrows

Jumping in your son's arms and wrapping your legs around him, is pretty much never appropriate.

It's quite slutty, actually.

Can I go next?

OP likes to reply to herself

What a nice mother/son photo.

Mormon pedo whore

Now, I want to see a father jump on his son that way.

All that matters is what her son thought about it. What he embarrassed, a little turned on, both?

She didn't jump, r6, he picked her up.

R6 Dad does that to me a lot!

Brixton calls to mind South London riots and nail bombings amongst other more positive things like reggae music and ganja. I wonder why an Utah mom like Amber chose that name.

R10 She had Braxton Hicks contractions when she was knocked up with him, so she combined that into Brixton!

She should be punished for naming that kid Brixton.

" Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of Brix makes a home."

[quote] She didn't jump, [R6], he picked her up.

No, she says he picked her up. We see no actual evidence of that. Her legs were clearly wrapped around him. And if you look at the expression on his face when he realizes he's being filmed, he clearly looks embarrassed and disengages.

r7 You know he must have been embarrassed, unless they are already dating

She later sucked him off to “celebrate his victory,” and was scandalized when people considered that inappropriate.

Most women when picked up by someone they're not sleeping with would lift their feet back, bent at the knee. They don't wrap their legs around the person unless they're attention whores.

Check out the slutty ho pictures on her IG. Including one of Braxton in what I assume is a cold bath.

Perhaps he needed a cold bath, R18, to stop thinking of his mother in "that way".

Take her to the village square and stone her.

God, her IG page is just full of cringy, photoshopped, and facetuned pictures. Her tits are hanging out in half of them. What a massive slut. You're the mother of a teenaged boy. Show a little class, if not for yourself then for him.

#36 has a hot ass.

Well, you would most defiantly know R17.

[quote] Well, you would most defiantly know [R17].

Oh dear.

Not appropriate.

r23 "defiantly"

Oh, dear!

Utahns give their kids such stupid fucking names. He probably has sibling Jazzleigh, Daxton, Brinleigh,

[quote] Well, you would most defiantly know

Why is r17’s knowledge defiant, r23?

[quote] Jazzleigh

More like Jizzleigh amirite?!

Mormon trash is the trashiest trash.

It’s basically a mainstream pedophile cult.

I wonder if she has ever been to Brixton, if you know what I mean.

[quote] You're the mother of a teenaged boy. Show a little class, if not for yourself then for him.

Excuse me? What's the problem?

I don't see anything wrong here. She's fully clothed and he's wearing a cup. If you want to see a proud mom hugging her son then that's what you'll see. If you want to see a mom being inappropriate with her son and read into it and taunt them for it then you're a cunt.

She wore her special high heals for him, too.

There's nothing wrong with letting your teenage son motorboat you.

Who the fuck wears white skin tight pants and heels to a high school football game.

Check out her Instagram from the article- that's pretty much ALL she wears

Yeah he may have picked her up, which was cute, but she's the one who wrapped her legs around him, which was not.

His expression was one of annoyance but not total surprise. That, plus her overall 'presentation' with the stripper heels, the pants and the tube top suggests that she's the type of person one to whom one must state their boundaries now, so that one doesn't have to state them then!

This is another attack against family and faith! That momma is just celebrating her son.

[quote] high heals

She’s the Lauren Boebert of her town.

I guarantee that she watches the Bachelor and other reality TV where the women run up to their date and jump and straddle them. She did hold back and not wrap her legs fully around him because she has an ounce of decorum. I bet she’s always wanted to do that.

These Mormon boys have such intense sexual repression - maybe she was trying to help.

“I come from a very affectionate family. I hug my dad every time I see him,” Wright says. “If my car is in the shop and I need someone to drive me somewhere, I’ll ask my Uncle Roger. If we go past a day or two, I’ll give him a handjob. He’s a sweetheart.

Sometimes—like at Christmas—we all get a little rambunctious and I’ll pull up my top and flash whoever’s sitting next to me. Troy (Wright’s brother) screams and covers his eyes just like when we were kids.”

Wright notes that Brixton might have held onto her a “little longer” after the game, as it was his first time wearing a jersey with his late dad’s death date. Brixton's father died on April 4.

“He was feeling emotional, and I think as his mom, I’m his safe space,” she explains.

My Dad's safe space has handlebars!

sons a stud and shes a dumb ho she probably does want to fuck him , that's incredibly fucking weird and i would bet this is a case of emotional incest - she gets off subconsciously on making him like a little husband. it's not that uncommon to see women doing this

Is she wearing white pants? Really?

I’m all for more straight white women being accused of “grooming.”

Now here is a woman who clearly attended the Britney Spears school of mothering.

Um. Brix. We asked you not to bring that up.

“How abt you leave my mom alone," Brixton wrote on Instagram. "She’s never abused me done anything sexual with me or my friends or groomed me.”

Iconic photojournalism. Reminds me of Kent State.

^Brixton sounds like a true gentleman and a scholar!

r49 do we think his mom Amber uses a deep, creepy, unhinged voice when she tells him to use some lotion on his face because his skin is "coarse" too?

Hey, grooming is important. Dad taught me how to keep things neat and tidy down there!

Many of the critics in Amber’s Instagram comments are from women who would only succeed in giving their teenaged sons pelvic fractures if they took a running leap onto them.

Her with her brother. She's the "handsy" type of family member. Clearly.

Ty is hot, but she is fucking exhausting.

This will pale in comparison to the reverse-cowgirl congratulatory leap she’ll be giving him at his wedding.

Perhaps they'll do a new season of MILF Manor.

Is this one of those "single" brave mothers I hear so much about?

R58 She'll set up his bachelor party - so thoughtful.

Skank ho Republicunt still thinks she’s 16 years old.

I dont see the big deal, their genitals werent even aligned.

Damn her brother is even hotter than her son, no wonder she can't keep her hands off!

Although I think all this incest innuendo is hysteria, she *is* dressed like a prostitution whore.

Spike heels, skintight white jeans, and a camisole for a high school football game?

Moms used to wear sweatshirts and mom jeans to games.

Is she auditioning to be a Real Housewife of SLC?

[bold]Emotional incest:[/bold] treating your offspring like a peer or close friend; being extremely dependent upon them; seeking comfort, love, advice, and support from them; unconsciously assigning them the role of parent or spouse.

[bold]Incest-incest:[/bold] using your teenage son as a stripper pole.

Thank god my mom was a mom.

I had always wondered what the women my age would be like as mothers, and now I got a sneak-preview and wish I hadn't!😂

This reminds me of when Tony Parker married Eva Langoria and it seemed she went out of her way during nationally televised games to run up and jump on him splay-legged after the game to get on camera. It was annoying, but at least they were man and wife. Of course a mother shouldn't do this. She's obviously starved for attention but she shouldn't use her kid to feed the starvation.

It would have been fine with me if Mama had kissed him on the mouth. I can demonstrate!

Brixton makes me laugh because there was just a post in the FB name tragedeigh group about London boroughs being popular American baby names. Utah always leads the way on ridiculous names, I wonder if his siblings are named Bromley, Bexley and Croydon.

I would’ve bet it was Texas

Her legs aren’t wrapped around him and their uglies aren’t bumping.

This is the correct pose, for being hugged and lifted off the ground by close family members.

Feet up, knees bent, LEGS TOGETHER!

The "fuck me pumps" tell the whole backstory.

She is a classy patriot!

The father's obituary. He and Fuck-Me Pumps Mama were divorced when he died. He had another child, Brynlie, with another ex.

Either killed himself or OD'd.

[quote]If there is anything more tragic than his sudden departure from this earth, it was that Trevor did not see and fully appreciate in himself the many beautiful qualities others saw in him. He tried so many times to overcome his struggles, and while his family would give anything and everything to have even one more hour with him, we know that he is no longer hurting.

Maybe Trevor found his wife wrapped around his son and offed himself.

R77, daddy wasn't bad-looking!

What a salacious, street walking, woman of the night!

I think that people are criticizing her for the wrong reasons. She is clearly a cold, distant mother who isn't giving her son the deep, intense, carnal love that only a good mom knows how to give.

Signed,

Mary Brady, demonic werecat and VERY good mother.

As if such a thing as a virgin exists in 2023, r81!

OMG I thought I was making a joke above when I said he had a sister named Brinleigh but he really does only it's spelled Brynlie.

She definitely has breast implants and lip fillers.

The boy looks like MJ from The Real World.

Far fetched but the teen looks like that fat kid from Bad Santa after a growth spurt.

The fact that posters here pile on with the MAGAts over this clearly shows what a fucked up society America currently has.

Give me a W! W!

Give me an H! H!

Give me an O! O!

Giver me an R! R!

Give me an E! E!

What’s that spell? Mom!

[quote] Brixton calls to mind South London riots and nail bombings amongst other more positive things like reggae music and ganja. I wonder why an Utah mom like Amber chose that name.

If you're 80. If you're 50, Brixton calls to mind all of the fabulous soul music that came of out Great Britain in the 80s and 90s -- Loose Ends, Soul II Soul, Mica Paris, Incognito, etc.

I hate to judge, but the mom comes off like she’s MAGA herself. There’s a vid of a young boy firing a gun at a shooting range on her page with the caption: “He’s getting so good!”

A boy's best friend is his mother.

I recall the brouhaha in the media when Nancy Reagan kissed her son on the lips.

R77, Suicide?

[quote] She didn't jump, [[R6]], he picked her up.

[quote] No, she says he picked her up. We see no actual evidence of that.

Perry Mason.

This is tragic.

The son is not hot.

The deceased dad at r77, though… 👀

White pants after Labor Day? Didn't her mother teach her anything?

R9 " Didn't her mother teach her anything?"

How to dry hump a relative, apparently

[quote] A boy's best friend is his mother.

[quote] —Amber

So true, Amber.

[quote] She didn't jump [R6], he picked her up.

[quote] No, she says he picked her up.

It TWIRLED up!

She’s just a cool mom. She probably has a closet full of Juicy Couture tracksuits.

Am I the only one reminded of Jamie Tartt and his mum?

She absolutely flirts with her son's friends. No question.

This picture screams:

"LET'S FUCK, MOMMA!"

I have never liked the term breeders, but BREEDERS are so basic, boring, and creepy.

Wonder if they been fuckin

R104, I think they be fuckin!

Her demeanor after the hug seems very normal to me. She’s just dressed like an attention seeking desperate housewife, so it seems weird. Plus, it’s more typical for a mom of a 16 year-old to be quite a bit older.

I think it’s the shoes that are causing the reaction. The bottle blonde hair and spray tan are very common. The outfit isn’t that bad and she is obviously dressed to mimic the uniforms. But shoes like that when she knows she is going to be walking on dirt and grass and navigating stadium steps scream “cheap whore.”

Picture the exact same scenarios, except she’s wearing a cute pair of sneakers.

Did she use tongue? That's the true way.

“Brixton! Come take care of Momma!”

Mommy’s Little Helper

I stopped reading at “Brixton”.

I quickly read the thread title, then saw the picture and I thought this was going to be a story about a Mormon mom defending her son about the way his girlfriend was hugging him at a football game, but then read closer and learned she was the one in the photo.

😬 definitely looks more like a girlfriend/boyfriend embrace than mom and kid.

R102 without a doubt. Can you imagine her behavior when he has a friend or friends spend the night? She looks like the type that would be wearing a teddy and heals whens he comes out to say good night to them. And R65 is right. When I was in high school, the mom's who were into going to the sports events. Always dressed for the occasion. Some sort of sweatshirt or large t-shirt (not a skin tight one with no bra underneath) with the high school team name on it. Most would have been speechless if one of the mother's showed up dressed like that.

I’m stunned by the accurate predictions of details such as the absent dad and a sister named Brinleigh (holy shit, was that on the nose.) You are all very good armchair psychologists and/or psychics.

How does Kingsley and MacKayla fit into this- you just know that they do!

And kiddoes and doggoes are somehow part of this scenario.

These names are great red flags. Red flags are a great thing in life, it helps you skim out the trash quickly and immediately.

The kiddos Kingsley and MacKayla walked the doggos down the street to the doggo park. While mommy had her afternoon wine.

[quote]I hate to judge, but the mom comes off like she’s MAGA herself. There’s a vid of a young boy firing a gun at a shooting range on her page with the caption: “He’s getting so good!”

The MAGATs have burned through their tiny supply of gay groomers and “woke” corporations to defame, so now they’re turning on themselves. I think we all saw it coming, though. It’s like an episode of the Twilight Zone.

Which of the young studs on that team is she fucking while imagining he’s Brix?

Momma wears You by Glossier because it turns son on.

The family definitely has a pitbull- "a pittie" of course.

She has a talent for the jeu de mots. Nice gams, too.

^I would be so embarrassed if my mom was posting shit like that when I was in high school. I wouldn’t care as much if she did it now (not that she would), but that mom is for sure an attention seeker.

You have to lower your expectations for people named Amber.

The kid’s father committed suicide.

R33 He's not wearing a cup. Most pro football players don't.

Amber got what she wanted: a viral video and more than 100K new followers. All she had to do was dry-hump her son to do it! It truly is a brave new world.

R118, Jesus. Momma probably brings a tray of celebration cupcakes she baked straight into the locker as they shower.

R126, Amber is such a slutty name! A stripper name

OMG, IKR?!?

Momma's mussy is a safe space chafed red and raw on the tight, thin spandex-nylon blend covering that sweet, sweet Mormonhood.

You hoes are quite invested in this story. I just think you're jealous of cool team mom and rather be the ones straddling high school jocks! 🤷🏽‍♂️

R118 Everyone knows that lifting up the jersey like that is a signal that you want to service the team after the game.

R129, like, right?

At first, I thought it was his teenaged girlfriend. Mom probably looked like that at 16, and she'll look like that at 50. She'll have the same hairstyle all her life because she thinks, at any age, she's still the hot girl.

I have a gorgeous niece with four sons in their twenties.

She was always naturally sexy, friendly, and outgoing. Great body and dressed to show it off.

When the sons reached their teens they told her to knock it off, especially around their friends. They were embarrassed about the mom exciting their friends.

She dialed it back quite a bit. I could never see her do the "wrap the legs around the son" routine. I can't even imagine it.

To me, working with the public, elderly, or being a parent demands respect for the clients, kids, and their friends.

Unless you're a hooker, looking and acting overly hot has a time and place.

I think she's tremendous.

I JUST WANT TO FUCK MY SON!

Your mom’s a skank, bro.

My two cents about this vid which is in poor taste and is quite disturbing, and also about these so called influencers-

It's not a laughing matter, but there are some people who are known to treat their children as surrogate spouses because they don't have a good relationship with their own spouse and don't have close friends with whom they can share issues that are inappropriate to share with their children. I guess that is what is happening here (ex husband committed suicide). It's one thing to be fit for your age and look young but all these touchy feely gestures are coming across as extremely deranged. Both mom and son need some therapy ASAP. This is NOT normal.

We know where this is going...

She dresses like a goddamned whore.

My cousin's daughter got engaged (to a guy) and sent out "save the date" cards before the wedding invitations. The save the date card was a photo of the couple in a similar "hug," except with legs wrapped around the body of the man.

The couple are both in the military, if that means anything.

When I saw the photo, I was surprised and thought it looked kind of crude. But then I thought: maybe I'm just old and this is normal, now.

R142, if that was the mom (instead of the fiance), that would be weird.

You know the son got wood when momma was wrapped around him like that!

[quote]It's not a laughing matter, but there are some people who are known to treat their children as surrogate spouses because they don't have a good relationship with their own spouse and don't have close friends with whom they can share issues that are inappropriate to share with their children. I guess that is what is happening here (ex husband committed suicide). It's one thing to be fit for your age and look young but all these touchy feely gestures are coming across as extremely deranged. Both mom and son need some therapy ASAP. This is NOT normal

I agree with r139.

It just demonstrates some very poor boundaries on the mother's part. The look on his face when she climbed down looks like...resignation?

[quote] #36 has a hot ass.

Thank you love!

If ever in doubt, just ask yourself:

"Is this how June and Wally Cleaver would behave?"

If ever in doubt, just ask yourself:

"Is this how June and Wally Cleaver would behave?"

I don't think she's a Mormon. She's shown boozing on a reel and she's got tattoos, to say nothing of the implants and weave.

I've seen Mormons get drunk. She's obviously not right with the Lord.

Y'all are just jealous that I'm banging my hot 16 year old Brixton, and you aren't!!!

Oh Brix

Shit, the son looks very uncomfortable and she looks like a street hooker. Dayum.

Drinking Mormons are called "Jack Mormons" (as in Jack Daniels).

That clothing wouldn't hide her magic underwear. I vote non-Mormon.

Mrs. Amber Wright is of the "Girls Gone Wild" cohort era of sluttiness (see also Britney Spears). Also, American Pie ushered in the concept of the "MILF." Not surprised to see these gals acting less-than-classy now that they're mothers of teens!

I want to FUCK MY MOM SO BAD!!!! She is so HOT!

I am boned 24 -7 for my MOM!

The poor kid's mortified at the end.

There was a family like this in my high school. Mom wore miniskirts and animal prints and gogo boots and tons of makeup. Both kids turned out gay. Just sayin'.

MILF par excellence.

[quote] but there are some people who are known to treat their children as surrogate spouses

I agree, the mommy seems like she's incredibly emotionally manipulative. Her son is defending her because he's been manipulated to do so.

5 gets you 10 the son bones Mom within a years' time.

It's not something you'd ever see me doing, victory or not victory.

Mom loves cocks.

All of a sudden I am getting wood for momma bear.

Can I be her gay kiddo(e)??

So what if a boy loves his mother?

I am at 100 inches of BONE

rowr!

I feel bad for the kid. First to be named Brixton and now he has to deal with his classmate’s taunts. Luckily this will pass but unfortunately that doesn’t apply to his name.

r158 Did that mom also appear before the Harper Valley PTA and tell them off? 😲

"Maggie the Cat is ALIVE!!!!!"

R167, are Brixton's teammates' mothers, McKayla and Meghyn, really any better?

Sometimes it gets really hard, and the guys just stare at me. I mean, it's awkward and I don't know what to do about it.

"It doesn't help that I have huge nuts and hang 6" soft"

-Brixton

She got the attention of a couple of his teammates.

His name is "Brixton," and she's wearing those wooden high-heeled stilettos -- all makes sense to me now. ;)

I also seriously can't get past #36's amazing ass. Who cares about the rest of it?

A good mother never demonstrates her love for her son in such a public way but there is nothing more special than the love between mother and son.

I slip on my sexiest camisole and get into bed with my boy Norman, just the two of us in the privacy of our home. Except when some whore comes knocking at the door of the motel and interrupts us. I send Norman down there, he always knows how to deal with those sinful whores.

[quote]"How abt you leave my mom alone. She’s never abused me done anything sexual with me or my friends or groomed me. She’s my mom she is my hero the vid of us hugging was a HUG"

Kid's gonna be in therapy for a LONG time.

You just KNOW she has a Tramp Stamp.

What do we think it says?

This is why social media sucks.

Here's an entry:

[quote]You just KNOW she has a Tramp Stamp.

[quote]What do we think it says?

"Momma's Cumdump"

💘 Brix’s Girl💘

Where's Brixton's girlfriend? Does he even have a girlfriend? Or does mom just chase any girls away?

Yeah. She is a slut.

[quote] Where's Brixton's girlfriend? Do

Amber will NEVER approve of Brixton's future girlfriend.

She may actually prefer Brixton's potential boyfriend.

Gives new meaning to the term "motherfucker."

I doubt they actually have mother-and-son sex, but she probably lets him sleep in her bed during scary thunderstorms.

Mom and Son should sign up for this show...And since this is DL----the clip DOES show nipple. As if there were any doubt. You're welcome.

People sexualize everything. Soon, a handshake will be seen a possible sexual harassment, and a pat on the shoulder will be a come-on.

Yes, R188—when folks sexualize a mother leaping onto her teenaged son, hugging and kissing him in innocent affection while wrapping her legs around his hips—why, what's the world coming to?

R178 Why? Hootermama gets the attention she craves. We get to laugh at her. Everybody wins here.

[quote]You just KNOW she has a Tramp Stamp. What do we think it says?

Insert here.

⬇️

That kid will probably move FAR away to college and not return.

Bro, your mom’s a ho.

[quote] She dialed it back quite a bit. I could never see her do the "wrap the legs around the son" routine. I can't even imagine it.

All of you are homosexuals because you were either too attached to, or too detached from, your mothers. You have no idea what a normal mother/son relationship should be when your son is a champion and all his teammates, their dads and the coaches think your smokin' hot and want a piece of the action. Don't hate me because I am beautiful -- or because I am an attention-seeking whor...umm, proper lady.

It’s weird to think how something that came out of your hoo-ha can sweep you up into its arms 16 years later and hold you with ease like a sack of groceries.

Exactly, R195! Celebrate it!

Her name is "Amber", she has a tattoo on her shoulder, a spray-tan, skin tight white jeans and she wore high heels to a high school football game...in Utah. This is life. Move on.

R192 He’ll probably knock a girl up within two years and never live beyond a 25 mile radius of the town he was born in.

Minority opinion, I guess - but football is probably huge, there, and the mom got really enthused over the win, and she doesn’t have “good manners” and it’s “inappropriate” but it’s nothing more than this football mom who was really happy and proud and not thinking about what she was doing. Yeah it’s pretty fucking weird and no, my mom wouldn’t have done that, and it’s not classy, but she didn’t mean anything by it.

R158 I knew a girl whose mother would party with us in her house when we were 16. She had a little brother (13 or 14?) named Terry.

One night people were doing something in her kitchen involving a whole watermelon and vodka. There was a large hole drilled into the watermelon that vodka was poured / funneled into. That’s all I remember about the mechanics of this vodka-delivering device.

Anyway, the mother was sticking her finger in the watermelon hole and shouting “It looks like Terry’s ASSHOLE!!! It looks like Terry’s ASSHOLE!!!”

That’s a lovely story.

This chick was probably the most popular cheerleader in high school who fucked most of the football team back then, and she never matured mentally or emotionally beyond her heyday at age 18.

Can anyone drum up a pic of her before her obvious nose job and whatever other plastic surgery she's had (not to mention her horrific facetuning on her pics)?

Well, his father was quite "gifted" shall we say, and I was keeping my fingers crossed that Brix would be the same - jackpot!

She looks like she could be his older sister.

She was probably a teen mom. She has that trashiness about her

39 - 16 = 23.

Not a teen mom, but a young mom.

A first-time mom at 22 or 23 is normal in small towns.

Sorry, the article says she's 38.

So 22 years old when she had him.

Her behavior is quite unbecoming for the mother of a nearly grown son.

I am appalled, simply appalled.

But ma handles my 9 by 6 better than any of the girls in my class, bro!

She’s definitely more into being a MILF than an M.

This is making me horny... does Brix wanna suck my tits?

Bobo, he's too old for you.

R213 Brix's cock would tear your dry snatch apart.

[quote] This is making me horny... does Brix wanna suck my tits?

My son doesn't fuck WHORES!

Bobo, he’s into MILF’s, not grandmas like you.

Hey bro - two studs, two MILFs, whaddya say?

This gives a new meaning to “Amber Alert.”.

Stay away from my Barron! He already have Best Pleasure mom, which is Me, your First Melania.

After seeing this thread in the feed for a couple days, I finally decided to read the replies to see what Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Colorado had to say about this situation. I'm shocked -- SHOCKED! -- that I had to read through 160 prior replies before I found Mrs. Ramsey's comment.

R161 Mrs. Ramsey, how should this inappropriate mother and her indulgent son be reprimanded? You raised Burke to be such a good son who absolutely, positively did *not* allegedly whack your daughter in the skull with a MagLite that was sitting on the kitchen counter, nearly killing her! You most certainly did *not* write that ransom note as alleged, but were framed by the ransom-seeking "kidnappers" (Victory! SBTC) whose handwriting resembled yours. And, your husband John definitely did *not* allegedly use the garrote to finish off your dying precious, JonBenet in order to protect your son. So naturally I'm curious, given your unquestionably perfect maternal qualities, how should Amber's and Brixton's **shameless, tasteless** mother/son public behavior be sanctioned? Thank you in advance for sharing your wisdom.

She’s not dressed like a Mormon.

R33 You don't wear a cup in football. He's clearly not wearing one.

Brixton? God these new names are getting ridiculous.

There is a reason so many people don't approve of this. She is a slutty self serving whore who just wants attention. Everyone can see that. Everyone knows that. So glad I didn't have a whore mom.

I blame The Bachelor for turning all these moms into common whores.

Here's a quick compilation of contestants Hug-Jumping on the man... who turned out to be gay.

Amber's what in Utah we call a Whore-mon.

A thing that Mormons and Whoremoms have in common is that both wear “special” underwear. Also, the incest.

You can gauge a person’s trashiness by how “original” their first name is.

The hardcore trash all give their children these “never heard that one before” first names.

Interestingly, this is true across cultures.

R228 Exactly!

Rofl at R226!!!!

All those desperate Bachelorettes wrapping their legs around Colton, and in the end the winner was......

[quote]I blame The Bachelor for turning all these moms into common whores.

I'd be happy to blame that show and its ilk for the general downfall of society.

R225 Not true! I just want to bring attention to Brix's ginormous boymeat! Show 'em, Brix!

Mooommmmm!!

Is Brixton the new Dylan Geick?

[quote] Is Brixton the new Dylan Geick?

The difference being that Brixton doesn't like the attention, and Dylan is addicted to the attention.

Dylan Geick is one of those people I would never know exist if not for DL.

Maybe Dylan will hike across the ocean for his next "project". He's thoroughly uninteresting. Yes, he's (sort of) pretty, but that is dirt common on tiktok or whatever these days.

Let’s get back to me and my bulge, please.

This is inappropriate

R238 If you can pry your mother loose, we have the post game fuck-a-thon starting in the locker room. Several of the tight ends are asking for you.

Tear those boys up, Brix baby!

Mooommmmm!

[quote]it’s not classy, but she didn’t mean anything by it.

...until you see her IG and realize that she's obviously an escort.

Those stilettos are going to ruin the pitch

Dylan the teen was bright enough and athletically gifted to get into the Ivy League. We'll see about Brix.

Oh mom

THAT'S what the fuss is about? Please kill yourselves.

I mean...she shoves him in the shoulder afterward. Nothing sexual.

I'm not too into fashion but is something wrong with white jeans?

Just curious.

Wow she really likes dressing scantily for homegames:

Why is Mom's stomach so red and mottled at R249

She has nice tits but the kid isn't very cute

The kid looks nothing like the hot dad. Nothing at all. I guess it must be regressive genes or something.

[quote] I'm not too into fashion but is something wrong with white jeans?

You can see her period when she leaks.

[Quote]The kid looks nothing like the hot dad.

Something tells me Amber may not have been a faithful monogamist.

[Quote]Why is Mom's stomach so red and mottled

Cum rash.

R254 Was she a faithful polygamist? Would that be accepted in Utah? Who am I kidding? They prefer you do that over drinking coffee for crying out loud.

[quote]Why is Mom's stomach so red and mottled

Bad lipo.

r250, she's wearing high waisted jeans with she has a short waist, and when she sits down, the band presses up against the skin.

Even Madonna wouldn’t do this

If my mother had dressed like Amber I would've been horrified. Beyond embarrassing.

Amber and Gerg need to die

[quote] Why is Mom's stomach so red and mottled

Her jeans are too tight.