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Can I use Dawn as bubble bath?

I'd like to take a bubble bath, but I don't have any bubble bath liquid. Can I substitute Dawn? Or will it dry out my delicate skin?

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by Anonymousreply 44September 29, 2023 1:08 AM

Use oatmeal instead.

by Anonymousreply 1September 15, 2023 9:17 PM

By all means!

And scrub hard. Until your skins starts coming off.

Throw in some Ajax or Comet, while you're at it.

by Anonymousreply 2September 15, 2023 9:17 PM

[quote] Use oatmeal instead.

Oatmeal does not make bubbles!

by Anonymousreply 3September 15, 2023 9:18 PM

Of course you can. Your cooter will itch to no end…but go ahead. Bless your hear.

by Anonymousreply 4September 15, 2023 9:18 PM


by Anonymousreply 5September 15, 2023 9:19 PM

Fuck that! I don't want an itchy cooter!

by Anonymousreply 6September 15, 2023 9:19 PM

It burrrrrnnnnsssss!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 7September 15, 2023 9:24 PM

DId anyone hear about of the varieties of Dawn taking non-stick coatings off of cookware? I'm thinking this was Dawn Platinum.

by Anonymousreply 8September 15, 2023 9:44 PM

It's probably OK. They used it on those baby birds after the Exxon Valdez oil spill.

by Anonymousreply 9September 15, 2023 9:57 PM

Sure. Side perk: if a lantern fly lands in there it’s toast

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by Anonymousreply 10September 15, 2023 10:00 PM

Don’t do it! You’ll be farting blue bubbles for a month!

by Anonymousreply 11September 15, 2023 10:00 PM

Your skin will be sandpaper. Go for it.

by Anonymousreply 12September 15, 2023 10:07 PM

Use shampoo

by Anonymousreply 13September 15, 2023 10:28 PM

Just eat a can of beans before getting in the tub

by Anonymousreply 14September 15, 2023 10:52 PM

While Dawn is good enough to remove crude oil from waterfowl, only Palmolive is good enough for your skin!

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by Anonymousreply 15September 15, 2023 10:58 PM

Do you have oily feathers, OP?

by Anonymousreply 16September 16, 2023 2:01 AM

Dawn cuts through grease so your asshole will appreciate being clean for a change.

by Anonymousreply 17September 16, 2023 2:07 AM

I do recall the dishpan clitoris fears expressed in the Palmolive ad produced for The Playboy Channel. “You ‘re soaking in it.” “In dishwashing liquid?!!”

by Anonymousreply 18September 16, 2023 2:25 AM

Thank you, r15! I had Dawn and Palmolive commercials confused. Rest assured I used neither in my bath, for fear of irritating the oily feathers in my vagina.

by Anonymousreply 19September 17, 2023 8:40 PM

Dawn's great for bubble baths, if you use a little trick my dad taught me when I was a kid: before stepping into the bubble bath, cover your body with a quart of 10/W/40. It works even better if you can get an environment too. scrub you.

by Anonymousreply 20September 17, 2023 8:45 PM

Just add laundry soap, leave your clothes on and you can complete two tasks.

by Anonymousreply 21September 17, 2023 11:27 PM

Unless you have fleas, no, it's not recommended.

by Anonymousreply 22September 18, 2023 12:24 AM

When I was a kid, I used to use Joy.

by Anonymousreply 23September 18, 2023 12:26 AM

U can drink it!

by Anonymousreply 24September 18, 2023 12:35 AM

I use it as both shampoo and as a refreshingly bubbly ass-douche.

by Anonymousreply 25September 18, 2023 12:57 AM

No just as an anal douche.

by Anonymousreply 26September 18, 2023 1:13 AM

Um no. Dawn is a degreaser. Guess what is in your skin? Natural oils. You would be stripping your natural oils. I mean unless you are covered in crude oil and you are a baby duck, yes. Otherwise. No.

by Anonymousreply 27September 18, 2023 1:25 AM

We used dishwashing liquid for bubble baths as kids - that was before Dawn was introduced - so probably Joy or Ivory Liquid. We survived.

by Anonymousreply 28September 18, 2023 2:21 AM

Just go to the nearest Piggly Wiggly and get your ass a box of Mister Bubbles, for crying out loud!

by Anonymousreply 29September 18, 2023 2:21 AM

You're soaking in it.

by Anonymousreply 30September 18, 2023 2:26 AM

I recommend Avon Senses

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by Anonymousreply 31September 18, 2023 3:13 AM

Ivory and Joy were not like Dawn. Let me put it this way. If you wash your car with Dawn it will strip the wax from the car. You really want sit in that?

by Anonymousreply 32September 18, 2023 2:29 PM

There's are reason they use Dawn to clean off animals caught in oil spills. They don't use Joy or Ivory for that. Those soaps won't dry your skin nearly the same as Dawn.

[quote]We used dishwashing liquid for bubble baths as kids - that was before Dawn was introduced - so probably Joy or Ivory Liquid. We survived.

Okay, Boomer, but no one is saying OP will die if he does this. We're saying his skin will be dried out from lack of natural oil to an extreme degree that will be both uncomfortable and unsightly. Your memaw finding an economical way to wash your 6 year old ass in 1951 is not really relevant.

by Anonymousreply 33September 18, 2023 3:20 PM

Why so agist, R33?

by Anonymousreply 34September 28, 2023 2:37 AM

Why so bad at spelling, R34?

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 35September 28, 2023 2:43 AM

I swear I never bathed with Dawn!

by Anonymousreply 36September 28, 2023 2:45 AM

Do you have a Dollar Store nearby? Maybe you could pick up a bottle of Matey.

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by Anonymousreply 37September 28, 2023 2:50 AM

Has OP been refraining from bathing this whole time while we debate the merits of Dawn for his ablutions?

by Anonymousreply 38September 28, 2023 4:27 AM

Are you a 🐧 or a 🦦 in an oil spill, op?

by Anonymousreply 39September 28, 2023 5:12 AM

[quote]Can I use Dawn as bubble bath?

Are you a duck caught in the Exxon Valdez?

by Anonymousreply 40September 28, 2023 5:57 AM

I recommend Philosophy from QVC.

by Anonymousreply 41September 28, 2023 5:58 AM

Postmates much??? Order some!!

by Anonymousreply 42September 28, 2023 6:44 AM

R15, I came here to post that.

I thank you.

Madge does too.

by Anonymousreply 43September 28, 2023 7:21 AM

[quote] Has OP been refraining from bathing this whole time while we debate the merits of Dawn for his ablutions?

No, I took a bath. I still haven't taken a bubble bath. I can't find one I like.

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