Can I use Dawn as bubble bath?

Use oatmeal instead.

By all means!

And scrub hard. Until your skins starts coming off.

Throw in some Ajax or Comet, while you're at it.

[quote] Use oatmeal instead.

Oatmeal does not make bubbles!

Of course you can. Your cooter will itch to no end…but go ahead. Bless your hear.

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Fuck that! I don't want an itchy cooter!

It burrrrrnnnnsssss!!!!

DId anyone hear about of the varieties of Dawn taking non-stick coatings off of cookware? I'm thinking this was Dawn Platinum.

It's probably OK. They used it on those baby birds after the Exxon Valdez oil spill.

Sure. Side perk: if a lantern fly lands in there it’s toast

Don’t do it! You’ll be farting blue bubbles for a month!

Your skin will be sandpaper. Go for it.

Use shampoo

Just eat a can of beans before getting in the tub

While Dawn is good enough to remove crude oil from waterfowl, only Palmolive is good enough for your skin!

Do you have oily feathers, OP?

Dawn cuts through grease so your asshole will appreciate being clean for a change.

I do recall the dishpan clitoris fears expressed in the Palmolive ad produced for The Playboy Channel. “You ‘re soaking in it.” “In dishwashing liquid?!!”

Thank you, r15! I had Dawn and Palmolive commercials confused. Rest assured I used neither in my bath, for fear of irritating the oily feathers in my vagina.

Dawn's great for bubble baths, if you use a little trick my dad taught me when I was a kid: before stepping into the bubble bath, cover your body with a quart of 10/W/40. It works even better if you can get an environment too. scrub you.

Just add laundry soap, leave your clothes on and you can complete two tasks.

Unless you have fleas, no, it's not recommended.

When I was a kid, I used to use Joy.

U can drink it!

I use it as both shampoo and as a refreshingly bubbly ass-douche.

No just as an anal douche.

Um no. Dawn is a degreaser. Guess what is in your skin? Natural oils. You would be stripping your natural oils. I mean unless you are covered in crude oil and you are a baby duck, yes. Otherwise. No.

We used dishwashing liquid for bubble baths as kids - that was before Dawn was introduced - so probably Joy or Ivory Liquid. We survived.

Just go to the nearest Piggly Wiggly and get your ass a box of Mister Bubbles, for crying out loud!

You're soaking in it.

I recommend Avon Senses

Ivory and Joy were not like Dawn. Let me put it this way. If you wash your car with Dawn it will strip the wax from the car. You really want sit in that?

There's are reason they use Dawn to clean off animals caught in oil spills. They don't use Joy or Ivory for that. Those soaps won't dry your skin nearly the same as Dawn.

[quote]We used dishwashing liquid for bubble baths as kids - that was before Dawn was introduced - so probably Joy or Ivory Liquid. We survived.

Okay, Boomer, but no one is saying OP will die if he does this. We're saying his skin will be dried out from lack of natural oil to an extreme degree that will be both uncomfortable and unsightly. Your memaw finding an economical way to wash your 6 year old ass in 1951 is not really relevant.

Why so agist, R33?

Why so bad at spelling, R34?

Oh, dear.

I swear I never bathed with Dawn!

Do you have a Dollar Store nearby? Maybe you could pick up a bottle of Matey.

Has OP been refraining from bathing this whole time while we debate the merits of Dawn for his ablutions?

Are you a 🐧 or a 🦦 in an oil spill, op?

[quote]Can I use Dawn as bubble bath?

Are you a duck caught in the Exxon Valdez?

I recommend Philosophy from QVC.

Postmates much??? Order some!!

R15, I came here to post that.

I thank you.

Madge does too.

[quote] Has OP been refraining from bathing this whole time while we debate the merits of Dawn for his ablutions?

No, I took a bath. I still haven't taken a bubble bath. I can't find one I like.