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Real Housewives of Orange County Season 17 PART 2

What will happen in these final episodes, and at the reunion?

Will Shannon throw herself on top of Mother Beador’s coffin?

Will Emily hide a hamburger in her pink taco?

Will Tamra and Jenn walk in on a three way between Eddie, Ryan and the Beady Eyed Homosexual?

Will Gina finally get fired?

Will Heather have Shannon committed to an asylum as her final act in OC, before begging RHOBH Executive Producer Kyle Richards to let her shoot with the Beverly Hills bitches?

Will Vicki kidnap and hold Andy Cohen’s children hostage at gunpoint until she gets her goddamn orange back?

Tune in and find out!

by Anonymousreply 153September 24, 2023 3:15 AM

Part 1

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by Anonymousreply 1September 17, 2023 4:20 PM

The Real Estate market will crash and Terry & Heather will have fully overextended themselves. I still don’t understand how they have so much money. It doesn’t add up. Yes, plastic surgeons make good money but not this much.

by Anonymousreply 2September 17, 2023 4:27 PM

Who the fuck would want to live in a high-rise penthouse in earthquake-ridden Los Angeles?

by Anonymousreply 3September 17, 2023 4:28 PM

r2 - flipping houses

by Anonymousreply 4September 17, 2023 4:30 PM

R2 doubtful they picked it up for half price. The asking was 37.mil they got it for 16. Probably a smart move unless it needs a ton of work. The penthouse was probably a bad purchase. I think Heather is trying to get on RHOBH.

by Anonymousreply 5September 18, 2023 2:27 PM

Archie and Shannon were drunk driving like Thelma and Louise- clipped a fucking house!

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by Anonymousreply 6September 18, 2023 3:41 PM


Don’t worry Shannon, I will get you a lawyer so Archie doesn’t get taken away by CPS.

by Anonymousreply 7September 18, 2023 4:26 PM

Shannon escaping the hospital after being committee by the Dubrows.

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by Anonymousreply 8September 18, 2023 4:35 PM

Shannon was just confronting the beady eyed homosexual after she caught him sucking Ryan off

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by Anonymousreply 9September 18, 2023 4:37 PM

Dallas was really mediocre shit, wasn’t it. Those two bit crash scenes ha!

by Anonymousreply 10September 18, 2023 4:44 PM

Watching Shannon self destruct on the show isn't fun. She's in denial about so many things. I hope this will force her to get some help. She needs to be put on pause.

by Anonymousreply 11September 18, 2023 4:56 PM

It didn’t work for Sue Ellen now did it? ^^

by Anonymousreply 12September 18, 2023 4:58 PM

Ooof Shannon 😳

by Anonymousreply 13September 18, 2023 5:09 PM

Who else thinks she got drunk and decided to do a drive-by (or ten) of John Janssen's house?

by Anonymousreply 14September 18, 2023 5:11 PM

Also, have they filmed the reunion yet?

by Anonymousreply 15September 18, 2023 5:12 PM

Calling it now: 1st RH Sui.

by Anonymousreply 16September 18, 2023 5:18 PM

Where is the mugshot?

by Anonymousreply 17September 18, 2023 5:20 PM

Hari Kari while wearing Michael Kors

by Anonymousreply 18September 18, 2023 5:21 PM

That mugshot is going to look like Brett Butler’s. I hope Archie gets one too.

by Anonymousreply 19September 18, 2023 5:26 PM

I don't watch these dumb HW shows anymore, but that Shannon sure is one disgusting fat slob, isn't she?

by Anonymousreply 20September 18, 2023 5:55 PM

R16. Excuse me?

by Anonymousreply 21September 18, 2023 6:56 PM

R21 you’re not a real housewife, dear.

by Anonymousreply 22September 18, 2023 6:58 PM

Shannon doesn't strike me as a suicide. She'll more passively self-destruct, like many borderlines.

by Anonymousreply 23September 18, 2023 6:59 PM

The fact that Archie was with her helps confirm r14 for me. She wasn't coming home from the bar.

by Anonymousreply 24September 18, 2023 8:53 PM
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by Anonymousreply 25September 18, 2023 9:22 PM

On John Janssen's turntable:

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by Anonymousreply 26September 18, 2023 9:30 PM

What kind of sick freak would go see those three ghouls in person?

by Anonymousreply 27September 18, 2023 9:47 PM

All. Prayers for Archie..

Shannon is trying to absolve herself of this DUI and accusing Archibald of attempted rape!!

Police are questioning Archie now. Archie has hired Emily Simpson, Esquire.

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by Anonymousreply 28September 19, 2023 12:34 AM

It gets bettah!!!

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by Anonymousreply 29September 19, 2023 12:37 AM

Shannon needs a butch lesbian to love bomb her and just make her feel like a princess. Nobody else would tolerate this bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 30September 19, 2023 12:45 AM

R30! Bada Bing, Bada Boom! I'm gonna fuck da SHIT outta Shan and make her my little pussy slave.

I got's a 20 inch strap on and I am gonna POUND that broad's hairpie with it!!

You'se guys have never had it Rosie-style!


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by Anonymousreply 31September 19, 2023 12:50 AM

R31 it took the Jersey Munch Machine 4 minutes to reply and go after that damaged goods pussy. Predator Lezzies love a histrionic victim.

by Anonymousreply 32September 19, 2023 1:55 AM

Please sends snack.

by Anonymousreply 33September 19, 2023 2:40 AM

Are you kidding me!? Who puts a house that close to the street!?

by Anonymousreply 34September 19, 2023 3:20 AM

Is for serious. Milkbones plz.

by Anonymousreply 35September 19, 2023 3:21 AM

bark twice if you need me to send in the troops Archie!

by Anonymousreply 36September 19, 2023 3:24 AM

Can you imagine that poor dog’s life, listening to her scream and yell and wail and cry everyday?

by Anonymousreply 37September 19, 2023 3:30 AM

Woof woof woof! Can't to twice count.

by Anonymousreply 38September 19, 2023 3:30 AM

I gatta admit, Tam, Jan Jan Janssen was right to beat the crap outta her.

by Anonymousreply 39September 19, 2023 3:32 AM

On the morrow, Mr. Lockwood might offer his purple prose vis-à-vis recent developments.

by Anonymousreply 40September 19, 2023 3:40 AM

This is her karma for constantly reminding Gina about her DUI. Now Shannon has a DUI AND a hit and run.

I think Shannon is definitely an alcoholic. Get help.

by Anonymousreply 41September 19, 2023 4:30 AM

Why not just let Archie drive instead?

by Anonymousreply 42September 19, 2023 5:38 AM

Maybe Vicki should stop forcing tequila shots down her throat. These women are already or almost in their 60s and are an ugly mess of booze. Shannon is a dumb punching bag. Gets drunk, calls her girlfriends and cries, then gets paranoid that people are talking about her. Completely clueless.

by Anonymousreply 43September 19, 2023 6:01 AM

Hold on Archie! Momma is gonna get us home!!!!!!


"I'm done! I'm done!"

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by Anonymousreply 44September 19, 2023 12:51 PM

She thought it was a Del Taco drive thru.

by Anonymousreply 45September 19, 2023 1:04 PM

What season does Mama Beador show up?

Looks like I'll be catching up with Peacock for awhile.

Can anyone recommend any really funny Shannon seasons??

by Anonymousreply 46September 19, 2023 1:15 PM

Shannon didn't come on until Season 8 or 9. Before that it was my show.

by Anonymousreply 47September 19, 2023 1:18 PM

r46 Mother Beador showed up in Season 11, if I remember correctly. That was also the season that Shannon and David did their cringey vow renewal and Vicki spilled the domestic violence beans.

Shannon's always been a mess, but things really unraveled in Seasons 11-13.

by Anonymousreply 48September 19, 2023 1:32 PM

Shannon arrives season 9, and Heather and Tamra spend the season gaslighting her.

In Season 10, she works through David’s affair and we get the scene of the two of them at couple’s counseling pretending to bury each other.

Season 11 marks the arrival of Shannon’s nemesis Kelly Dodd. It is my favorite OC season, so many good scenes-the Sushi Restaurant; Shannon and Kelly fighting at a 70s party while Shannon is in a Mrs.Roper costume; Mother Beador; and the insane Ireland trip.

Season 12 is the Fat Shannon season-Shannon has gained 40 lbs which she blames on Kelly and Vicki. This is the season with the infamous Quiet Woman dinner.

Seasons. 9-12 are peak OC.

by Anonymousreply 49September 19, 2023 2:08 PM

I'd forgotten about the unhinged 70s party r49!

Season 11 was really peak OC.

by Anonymousreply 50September 19, 2023 2:15 PM

I really miss the earlier seasons where tension was brewing, subtle, and maybe Vicki raised her voice. Then they brought trailer trash Tamra on and all bets were off, plus trash hag Teresa gave them something to compete with in Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 51September 19, 2023 2:18 PM

Remember when Tamra tried to turn on Heather in Season 9 and then Heather used Shannon as a human shield. "Here, let's gaslight this!"

by Anonymousreply 52September 19, 2023 2:24 PM

Season 9 contains another highlight: Heather and her bony finger tossing Shannon out of her house.

by Anonymousreply 53September 19, 2023 2:26 PM

And don't forget Tamra sprinting away from the table in Bali, barefoot like some dirt farming hussy.

by Anonymousreply 54September 19, 2023 2:29 PM

I told her she was a fat drunk.

by Anonymousreply 55September 19, 2023 4:44 PM

Why hasn't John Janssen cut all ties? What is he getting out of this "relationship?? Clearly, it's not sex.

by Anonymousreply 56September 19, 2023 4:46 PM

Wouldn't it be great if the Tres Amigas skipped out the country and went down to Andale's to "whoop it up" one last time?

by Anonymousreply 57September 19, 2023 5:09 PM

Did Shannon ever have any problems with the loo at Andale's?

This was noted on their Wikipedia page:

[quote]Plus-size patrons should beware of the munchkin-size toilet stalls.

by Anonymousreply 58September 19, 2023 5:13 PM

For fans of the film "The Big Lebowski", this looks like a reenactment of when "The Dude" drove into a dumpster when he dropped a burning joint into his lap while driving....

by Anonymousreply 59September 19, 2023 7:05 PM

Is she was black she would have a mugshot and spent at least one night in jail.

by Anonymousreply 60September 19, 2023 7:49 PM

Isn’t John Jansen gay? No straight man would be with present day Shannon.

by Anonymousreply 61September 19, 2023 7:51 PM

Is it just me or does Emily give off strong lezzie vibes?

by Anonymousreply 62September 19, 2023 8:08 PM

Emily said last season that she had sex with a woman Or dated a woman in college, so you are correct r62

by Anonymousreply 63September 19, 2023 8:29 PM

I can't imagine Shane eating Emily's ass. His tiny head might get sucked in.

by Anonymousreply 64September 19, 2023 8:47 PM

Why haven't they released the ring footage of Shannon riding Archie down the street?

by Anonymousreply 65September 19, 2023 8:55 PM

Apparently, John Janssen took custody of Archie after the arrest. It must have happened very close to his house.

by Anonymousreply 66September 19, 2023 8:59 PM

Where's Shannon's mugshot?

by Anonymousreply 67September 19, 2023 9:21 PM

It's been a slow decline.

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by Anonymousreply 68September 19, 2023 9:23 PM

Let's be real: she hasn't gotten over the breakup with David and she never will. She hasn't been the same since the divorce.

by Anonymousreply 69September 19, 2023 9:26 PM

Wow, her poor kids

by Anonymousreply 70September 19, 2023 10:27 PM

And dog, r70!

by Anonymousreply 71September 19, 2023 10:28 PM

Oh is that right R63, I knew it. She puts on a cowboy hat and I see big ole Lez she rides a motorcycle, big ole lez, she rides a horse, big ole lez.

by Anonymousreply 72September 19, 2023 10:29 PM

Agree r64, does Shane ride Emily?

by Anonymousreply 73September 19, 2023 10:29 PM

mugshot too ugly to publish.

by Anonymousreply 74September 19, 2023 10:36 PM

The accurate mugshot!

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by Anonymousreply 75September 19, 2023 10:38 PM

My spare tire was steering, not me!

by Anonymousreply 76September 19, 2023 10:48 PM

I can’t find it now but there was video of the car driving away taken on someone’s phone and the car was profusely leaking oil everywhere.

She’s lucky this didn’t become an Anne Heche situation, or that she didn’t drive through someone’s bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 77September 19, 2023 10:53 PM

She’s lucky she didn’t kill someone. That driving was wild 😬

by Anonymousreply 78September 19, 2023 11:05 PM

Was she aiming for John?

by Anonymousreply 79September 19, 2023 11:07 PM

Sources are saying she is going to rehab but isn’t sure if it will be in patient or out patient. The Three Amigas may cancel their “comedy” tour.

Shannon is lucky she didn’t kill somebody in her wild drunken ride.

by Anonymousreply 80September 19, 2023 11:13 PM

I wonder if she's physically dependent.

No wonder Dr. Moon is always talking about her liver.

by Anonymousreply 81September 19, 2023 11:16 PM

Didn’t the twins leave for college this fall? She probably can’t handle being alone…

by Anonymousreply 82September 19, 2023 11:19 PM

This has been going on for years, one of David’s big complaints about her was they couldn’t sleep in the same bedroom because she stayed up very late and then didn’t wake up until late the next morning.

by Anonymousreply 83September 19, 2023 11:19 PM

She has all the symptoms of alcoholism,

Bloated belly

Irritability and fights


And of course Bravo and Andy Cohen are two giant enablers for alcoholism.

by Anonymousreply 84September 19, 2023 11:22 PM

It’s too bad. Her oldest daughter did always seem a bit parentified.

I don’t know why I have a soft spot for Shannon. Maybe it’s just watching these women for so many years and seeing their kids grow up and all their struggles. It’s truly wild how long they stay on these shows and show their families.

by Anonymousreply 85September 19, 2023 11:28 PM

I don't mind Shannon either. She can be a lot to handle, and has no self-awareness, but she's not malicious. I think the marriage to David did a number on her.

I feel sorry for her daughters, especially the oldest.

by Anonymousreply 86September 19, 2023 11:47 PM

It’s sad that her alcoholic friends keep saying they don’t think she is an alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 87September 19, 2023 11:55 PM
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by Anonymousreply 88September 20, 2023 1:04 AM

I'm still the star!

by Anonymousreply 89September 20, 2023 2:33 AM

So Shannon did some heavy drinking on Friday and Saturday. Not a surprise.

by Anonymousreply 90September 20, 2023 4:03 AM

[quote]And of course Bravo and Andy Cohen are two giant enablers for alcoholism.

"Drinking game alert! Any time anyone says the word, "I", "and", & "the" take a shot of your car-careening cocktail until you actually CAN hit the broad side of a barn!"

by Anonymousreply 91September 20, 2023 4:34 AM

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by Anonymousreply 92September 20, 2023 1:24 PM

r92 = Lesley Beador

by Anonymousreply 93September 20, 2023 1:32 PM

Will one of them raise their standards PLEASE?!

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by Anonymousreply 94September 20, 2023 4:52 PM

Shannon's attempted vehicular manslaughter of Mother Beador's ghost has tempted me into watching this show again after a two year break.

by Anonymousreply 95September 20, 2023 5:26 PM

What happened to Shannon’s face? Kelly Dodd tried to visit and a tearful John Janssen refused entry and said she had a broken arm and needed a plastic surgeon for her face.

by Anonymousreply 96September 20, 2023 5:35 PM

Did he punch her before or after the accident?

by Anonymousreply 97September 20, 2023 5:55 PM

Are you KIDDING me, Archie!? Stop pretending to be Vicki!

by Anonymousreply 98September 20, 2023 5:56 PM

I’m surprised Bravo didn’t resume filming.

by Anonymousreply 99September 20, 2023 5:57 PM

I think they just filmed the reunion. Maybe Shannon will get her ow.n 1 on 1 with Andy the way Kim Richards and Luann did when they ended up in similar situations.

by Anonymousreply 100September 20, 2023 6:04 PM

It’s too bad the reunion was filmed before her arrest. I hope Gina rails her for constantly bringing up Gina’s DUI.

by Anonymousreply 101September 20, 2023 6:27 PM

We're gonna invite all our friends over and show the video of that drunk bitch slamming her car into the house on a loop.

by Anonymousreply 102September 20, 2023 6:40 PM

John Janssen is such a fame whore.

by Anonymousreply 103September 20, 2023 6:43 PM

My lesbian daughter is currently authoring her second book, "How My Mother's Co-Star's Alcoholism Gave Me Anxiety."

Come watch me talk about it on my new HD channel.

by Anonymousreply 104September 20, 2023 6:47 PM

I'm catching up on this season. I shouldn't be surprised, but Shannon is still seeing the quack Dr. Moon and still giving herself colonics? She has issues that need to be addressed in intensive, long-term therapy.

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by Anonymousreply 106September 20, 2023 7:27 PM

Let's have a Dress Like Shannon Party!

by Anonymousreply 107September 20, 2023 7:50 PM

Big titted journalist Alexis Bellino enters the chat.

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by Anonymousreply 108September 20, 2023 7:57 PM

R56 in the last episode Shannon said they were okay in the sex department BUT no way do I believe her. She’s lying to save face. Jon stays with Shannon because he’s using her for money and, allegedly, her proximity to fame.

by Anonymousreply 109September 20, 2023 10:02 PM

John Janssen looks "special"

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by Anonymousreply 112September 20, 2023 11:31 PM

An early photo of John:

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by Anonymousreply 113September 20, 2023 11:34 PM

A source told DM that Shannon has been instructed by Bravo to not have her face photographed by anyone and to not go outside.


by Anonymousreply 114September 20, 2023 11:51 PM

Shannon got John's initials tattooed over her left eye.

by Anonymousreply 115September 21, 2023 12:00 AM

He beat the shit out of her. It’s facts.

by Anonymousreply 116September 21, 2023 12:07 AM

I wish Vicki & Brooks would hook back up again.

by Anonymousreply 117September 21, 2023 12:14 AM

Shannon lost her upper lip in the accident.

by Anonymousreply 118September 21, 2023 12:24 AM

And her right cunt lip!!

by Anonymousreply 119September 21, 2023 12:29 AM

Why am I in this?

by Anonymousreply 120September 21, 2023 12:51 AM

Tonite's episode was a bore although Vicki tried to liven things up. Next week is the finale.

by Anonymousreply 121September 21, 2023 1:54 AM

This season felt like it went by in a hurry.

by Anonymousreply 122September 21, 2023 2:44 AM
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by Anonymousreply 123September 21, 2023 2:48 AM

Dumb drunk.

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by Anonymousreply 126September 21, 2023 2:43 PM

I told her not to go after me or my family.

by Anonymousreply 127September 21, 2023 7:16 PM

Shannon's latest IG post advertising her appearance with Vicki and Tamrat in Arizona next month has been removed

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by Anonymousreply 128September 21, 2023 7:22 PM

It's actually scheduled for November

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by Anonymousreply 129September 21, 2023 7:25 PM

I bet Vicki is PISSED that this tour is probably going to be canceled or postponed-as she shrieked at Jeana all those years ago, you don’t fuck with her money.

by Anonymousreply 130September 21, 2023 7:36 PM

I'll admit, I like seeing Vicki on the show again.

And I hope they make Taylor a housewife next season.

by Anonymousreply 131September 21, 2023 7:55 PM

It's like those seasons with Elizabeth the Cult Escapee and Noella the Loser never happened.

by Anonymousreply 132September 21, 2023 8:00 PM

Don't forget the most cringe-inducing person to ever appear on RHOC, r132

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by Anonymousreply 133September 21, 2023 8:58 PM

Taylor has a smaller friend of role than I expected. I'll take her over Jen and her douchebag bf.

by Anonymousreply 134September 21, 2023 10:32 PM

I don't mind Jen.

Replace Gina with Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 135September 21, 2023 10:55 PM

Is this now written into Bravo contracts that their “stars” have to get into scandalous trouble?

Kyle and carpet muncher-gate

Ariana and Tom

Shannon car crash after boozy night and antagonizes MADD

by Anonymousreply 136September 21, 2023 11:03 PM

Shannon! You come today! I read fortune. Tell you about success. Love! Beauty! Wealth! Big house! Big car! Big QVC line! Boyfriend with big eumgyeong!

Only 2,225 dollar for each fortune tell. Cheap! If you no like fortune, I tell again! No limit! You must pay every new fortune!

I predict you pay Dr. Moon in advance. No stiff! No stiff!

by Anonymousreply 137September 22, 2023 1:43 AM

Shannon found out John Janssen was stepping out on her

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by Anonymousreply 138September 22, 2023 1:47 AM

Shudden Shtorms!

by Anonymousreply 139September 22, 2023 1:52 AM

R136. Don't forget us!

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by Anonymousreply 142September 22, 2023 3:03 AM

I am unfollowing the woman with the alcoholism issues who thinks a house is a road. Very low class. Very lamentable.

by Anonymousreply 143September 22, 2023 3:06 AM

[quote]Very lamentable.

Has Heather been reading Mr. Lockwood?

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by Anonymousreply 145September 22, 2023 3:23 AM

Has Page Six reached out to Quinn Fry and Tammy Knickerbocker yet, they have interviewed every other housewife.

by Anonymousreply 146September 22, 2023 3:24 AM

R144, what? Why are you picking on me? Did my chauffer drive over your cat? No--that was Shannon Beador!

by Anonymousreply 147September 22, 2023 3:24 AM

It may help Shannon to stop spending so much time with Satan's Sorority, especially when they're all yelling, "Spiral, Shannon, spiral!"

by Anonymousreply 148September 22, 2023 9:28 AM

I’ve never been a huge viewer of RHOC, but I’ve watched it enough to know who they all are…and Shannon has always been pretty pitiful. The only reason I started watching a little bit was because I went to high school with the ex wife of Brooks, the cancer faker.

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by Anonymousreply 151September 22, 2023 8:50 PM

Shannon really needs to cut ties with the beady-eyed homosexual.

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