Real Housewives of Orange County Season 17 PART 2

Part 1

The Real Estate market will crash and Terry & Heather will have fully overextended themselves. I still don’t understand how they have so much money. It doesn’t add up. Yes, plastic surgeons make good money but not this much.

Who the fuck would want to live in a high-rise penthouse in earthquake-ridden Los Angeles?

r2 - flipping houses

R2 doubtful they picked it up for half price. The asking was 37.mil they got it for 16. Probably a smart move unless it needs a ton of work. The penthouse was probably a bad purchase. I think Heather is trying to get on RHOBH.

Archie and Shannon were drunk driving like Thelma and Louise- clipped a fucking house!

L O FUCKING L

Don’t worry Shannon, I will get you a lawyer so Archie doesn’t get taken away by CPS.

Shannon escaping the hospital after being committee by the Dubrows.

Shannon was just confronting the beady eyed homosexual after she caught him sucking Ryan off

Dallas was really mediocre shit, wasn’t it. Those two bit crash scenes ha!

Watching Shannon self destruct on the show isn't fun. She's in denial about so many things. I hope this will force her to get some help. She needs to be put on pause.

It didn’t work for Sue Ellen now did it? ^^

Ooof Shannon 😳

Who else thinks she got drunk and decided to do a drive-by (or ten) of John Janssen's house?

Also, have they filmed the reunion yet?

Calling it now: 1st RH Sui.

Where is the mugshot?

Hari Kari while wearing Michael Kors

That mugshot is going to look like Brett Butler’s. I hope Archie gets one too.

I don't watch these dumb HW shows anymore, but that Shannon sure is one disgusting fat slob, isn't she?

R16. Excuse me?

R21 you’re not a real housewife, dear.

Shannon doesn't strike me as a suicide. She'll more passively self-destruct, like many borderlines.

The fact that Archie was with her helps confirm r14 for me. She wasn't coming home from the bar.

On John Janssen's turntable:

What kind of sick freak would go see those three ghouls in person?

All. Prayers for Archie..

Shannon is trying to absolve herself of this DUI and accusing Archibald of attempted rape!!

Police are questioning Archie now. Archie has hired Emily Simpson, Esquire.

It gets bettah!!!

Shannon needs a butch lesbian to love bomb her and just make her feel like a princess. Nobody else would tolerate this bullshit.

R30! Bada Bing, Bada Boom! I'm gonna fuck da SHIT outta Shan and make her my little pussy slave.

I got's a 20 inch strap on and I am gonna POUND that broad's hairpie with it!!

You'se guys have never had it Rosie-style!

Shit!

R31 it took the Jersey Munch Machine 4 minutes to reply and go after that damaged goods pussy. Predator Lezzies love a histrionic victim.

Please sends snack.

Are you kidding me!? Who puts a house that close to the street!?

Is for serious. Milkbones plz.

bark twice if you need me to send in the troops Archie!

Can you imagine that poor dog’s life, listening to her scream and yell and wail and cry everyday?

Woof woof woof! Can't to twice count.

I gatta admit, Tam, Jan Jan Janssen was right to beat the crap outta her.

On the morrow, Mr. Lockwood might offer his purple prose vis-à-vis recent developments.

This is her karma for constantly reminding Gina about her DUI. Now Shannon has a DUI AND a hit and run.

I think Shannon is definitely an alcoholic. Get help.

Why not just let Archie drive instead?

Maybe Vicki should stop forcing tequila shots down her throat. These women are already or almost in their 60s and are an ugly mess of booze. Shannon is a dumb punching bag. Gets drunk, calls her girlfriends and cries, then gets paranoid that people are talking about her. Completely clueless.

Hold on Archie! Momma is gonna get us home!!!!!!

Screeeeeeccccch!!!!!

"I'm done! I'm done!"

She thought it was a Del Taco drive thru.

What season does Mama Beador show up?

Looks like I'll be catching up with Peacock for awhile.

Can anyone recommend any really funny Shannon seasons??

Shannon didn't come on until Season 8 or 9. Before that it was my show.

r46 Mother Beador showed up in Season 11, if I remember correctly. That was also the season that Shannon and David did their cringey vow renewal and Vicki spilled the domestic violence beans.

Shannon's always been a mess, but things really unraveled in Seasons 11-13.

Shannon arrives season 9, and Heather and Tamra spend the season gaslighting her.

In Season 10, she works through David’s affair and we get the scene of the two of them at couple’s counseling pretending to bury each other.

Season 11 marks the arrival of Shannon’s nemesis Kelly Dodd. It is my favorite OC season, so many good scenes-the Sushi Restaurant; Shannon and Kelly fighting at a 70s party while Shannon is in a Mrs.Roper costume; Mother Beador; and the insane Ireland trip.

Season 12 is the Fat Shannon season-Shannon has gained 40 lbs which she blames on Kelly and Vicki. This is the season with the infamous Quiet Woman dinner.

Seasons. 9-12 are peak OC.

I'd forgotten about the unhinged 70s party r49!

Season 11 was really peak OC.

I really miss the earlier seasons where tension was brewing, subtle, and maybe Vicki raised her voice. Then they brought trailer trash Tamra on and all bets were off, plus trash hag Teresa gave them something to compete with in Jersey.

Remember when Tamra tried to turn on Heather in Season 9 and then Heather used Shannon as a human shield. "Here, let's gaslight this!"

Season 9 contains another highlight: Heather and her bony finger tossing Shannon out of her house.

And don't forget Tamra sprinting away from the table in Bali, barefoot like some dirt farming hussy.

I told her she was a fat drunk.

Why hasn't John Janssen cut all ties? What is he getting out of this "relationship?? Clearly, it's not sex.

Wouldn't it be great if the Tres Amigas skipped out the country and went down to Andale's to "whoop it up" one last time?

Did Shannon ever have any problems with the loo at Andale's?

This was noted on their Wikipedia page:

[quote]Plus-size patrons should beware of the munchkin-size toilet stalls.

For fans of the film "The Big Lebowski", this looks like a reenactment of when "The Dude" drove into a dumpster when he dropped a burning joint into his lap while driving....

Is she was black she would have a mugshot and spent at least one night in jail.

Isn’t John Jansen gay? No straight man would be with present day Shannon.

Is it just me or does Emily give off strong lezzie vibes?

Emily said last season that she had sex with a woman Or dated a woman in college, so you are correct r62

I can't imagine Shane eating Emily's ass. His tiny head might get sucked in.

Why haven't they released the ring footage of Shannon riding Archie down the street?

Apparently, John Janssen took custody of Archie after the arrest. It must have happened very close to his house.

Where's Shannon's mugshot?

It's been a slow decline.

Let's be real: she hasn't gotten over the breakup with David and she never will. She hasn't been the same since the divorce.

Wow, her poor kids

And dog, r70!

Oh is that right R63, I knew it. She puts on a cowboy hat and I see big ole Lez she rides a motorcycle, big ole lez, she rides a horse, big ole lez.

Agree r64, does Shane ride Emily?

mugshot too ugly to publish.

The accurate mugshot!

My spare tire was steering, not me!

I can’t find it now but there was video of the car driving away taken on someone’s phone and the car was profusely leaking oil everywhere.

She’s lucky this didn’t become an Anne Heche situation, or that she didn’t drive through someone’s bedroom.

She’s lucky she didn’t kill someone. That driving was wild 😬

Was she aiming for John?

Sources are saying she is going to rehab but isn’t sure if it will be in patient or out patient. The Three Amigas may cancel their “comedy” tour.

Shannon is lucky she didn’t kill somebody in her wild drunken ride.

I wonder if she's physically dependent.

No wonder Dr. Moon is always talking about her liver.

Didn’t the twins leave for college this fall? She probably can’t handle being alone…

This has been going on for years, one of David’s big complaints about her was they couldn’t sleep in the same bedroom because she stayed up very late and then didn’t wake up until late the next morning.

She has all the symptoms of alcoholism,

Bloated belly

Irritability and fights

Denial

And of course Bravo and Andy Cohen are two giant enablers for alcoholism.

It’s too bad. Her oldest daughter did always seem a bit parentified.

I don’t know why I have a soft spot for Shannon. Maybe it’s just watching these women for so many years and seeing their kids grow up and all their struggles. It’s truly wild how long they stay on these shows and show their families.

I don't mind Shannon either. She can be a lot to handle, and has no self-awareness, but she's not malicious. I think the marriage to David did a number on her.

I feel sorry for her daughters, especially the oldest.

It’s sad that her alcoholic friends keep saying they don’t think she is an alcoholic.

I'm still the star!

So Shannon did some heavy drinking on Friday and Saturday. Not a surprise.

[quote]And of course Bravo and Andy Cohen are two giant enablers for alcoholism.

"Drinking game alert! Any time anyone says the word, "I", "and", & "the" take a shot of your car-careening cocktail until you actually CAN hit the broad side of a barn!"

LET ME JUST SAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐖

r92 = Lesley Beador

Will one of them raise their standards PLEASE?!

Shannon's attempted vehicular manslaughter of Mother Beador's ghost has tempted me into watching this show again after a two year break.

What happened to Shannon’s face? Kelly Dodd tried to visit and a tearful John Janssen refused entry and said she had a broken arm and needed a plastic surgeon for her face.

Did he punch her before or after the accident?

Are you KIDDING me, Archie!? Stop pretending to be Vicki!

I’m surprised Bravo didn’t resume filming.

I think they just filmed the reunion. Maybe Shannon will get her ow.n 1 on 1 with Andy the way Kim Richards and Luann did when they ended up in similar situations.

It’s too bad the reunion was filmed before her arrest. I hope Gina rails her for constantly bringing up Gina’s DUI.

We're gonna invite all our friends over and show the video of that drunk bitch slamming her car into the house on a loop.

John Janssen is such a fame whore.

My lesbian daughter is currently authoring her second book, "How My Mother's Co-Star's Alcoholism Gave Me Anxiety."

Come watch me talk about it on my new HD channel.

I'm catching up on this season. I shouldn't be surprised, but Shannon is still seeing the quack Dr. Moon and still giving herself colonics? She has issues that need to be addressed in intensive, long-term therapy.

🐖SHANNON NEEDS 🔪ON HER 🙂. THE WHOLE ACCIDENT WAS 😜SO SHE CAN GET A 🔪😷. I ONLY TRIED TO 🙈HER BECAUSE I NEEDED TO😆😆😆. A 🐖 WITH A 💔

Let's have a Dress Like Shannon Party!

Big titted journalist Alexis Bellino enters the chat.

R56 in the last episode Shannon said they were okay in the sex department BUT no way do I believe her. She’s lying to save face. Jon stays with Shannon because he’s using her for money and, allegedly, her proximity to fame.

John Janssen looks "special"

✝️🏺🏺CAN STFU. WHAT IS SHE ANYWAY?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FAKE FUCKING KELLY?

WHO THE FUCK IS ✝️🏺🏺YOU STUPID 🚬?

An early photo of John:

A source told DM that Shannon has been instructed by Bravo to not have her face photographed by anyone and to not go outside.

WTF???

Shannon got John's initials tattooed over her left eye.

He beat the shit out of her. It’s facts.

I wish Vicki & Brooks would hook back up again.

Shannon lost her upper lip in the accident.

And her right cunt lip!!

Why am I in this?

Tonite's episode was a bore although Vicki tried to liven things up. Next week is the finale.

This season felt like it went by in a hurry.

Dumb drunk.

R112 WHAT TO HARD FOR YOU TO DECODE?? JESUS JUGS. OMG

THOSE ARE FUCKING 🇬🇷🏛️⚱️AND BELONG ON A THREAD ABOUT 🧂LAKE 🏙️BECAUSE THAT NEW CUNT IS 🇬🇷🏛️🏺!

I told her not to go after me or my family.

Shannon's latest IG post advertising her appearance with Vicki and Tamrat in Arizona next month has been removed

It's actually scheduled for November

I bet Vicki is PISSED that this tour is probably going to be canceled or postponed-as she shrieked at Jeana all those years ago, you don’t fuck with her money.

I'll admit, I like seeing Vicki on the show again.

And I hope they make Taylor a housewife next season.

It's like those seasons with Elizabeth the Cult Escapee and Noella the Loser never happened.

Don't forget the most cringe-inducing person to ever appear on RHOC, r132

Taylor has a smaller friend of role than I expected. I'll take her over Jen and her douchebag bf.

I don't mind Jen.

Replace Gina with Taylor.

Is this now written into Bravo contracts that their “stars” have to get into scandalous trouble?

Kyle and carpet muncher-gate

Ariana and Tom

Shannon car crash after boozy night and antagonizes MADD

Shannon! You come today! I read fortune. Tell you about success. Love! Beauty! Wealth! Big house! Big car! Big QVC line! Boyfriend with big eumgyeong!

Only 2,225 dollar for each fortune tell. Cheap! If you no like fortune, I tell again! No limit! You must pay every new fortune!

I predict you pay Dr. Moon in advance. No stiff! No stiff!

Shannon found out John Janssen was stepping out on her

Shudden Shtorms!

R136. Don't forget us!

WHAT DOES ✝️🏺🏺THINK?

I am unfollowing the woman with the alcoholism issues who thinks a house is a road. Very low class. Very lamentable.

[quote]Very lamentable.

Has Heather been reading Mr. Lockwood?

EAT 💩, YOU FUCKING 🪓WOUND! IT’S TOO BAD THAT 🐮SHANNON DIDN’T MOW YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND WITH THE MELTED 🕯️FACE DOWN!

FUCKING 👺! I BET 🍬 SPELLING TRIES TO SHUT THE 🛗🚪 QUICKLY WHEN SHE SEES YOUR 🦴🍑 IN THE FUCKING LOBBY OF YOUR APARTMENT!

Has Page Six reached out to Quinn Fry and Tammy Knickerbocker yet, they have interviewed every other housewife.

R144, what? Why are you picking on me? Did my chauffer drive over your cat? No--that was Shannon Beador!

It may help Shannon to stop spending so much time with Satan's Sorority, especially when they're all yelling, "Spiral, Shannon, spiral!"

I’ve never been a huge viewer of RHOC, but I’ve watched it enough to know who they all are…and Shannon has always been pretty pitiful. The only reason I started watching a little bit was because I went to high school with the ex wife of Brooks, the cancer faker.

LOL

WHAT DOES ✝️🏺🏺SAY?

Shannon really needs to cut ties with the beady-eyed homosexual.

THAT FAT 🍑 ISN’T STAYING WITH ME!

ME AND MY 🥵✡️ HUSBAND FUCK ALL OVER THE 🏡-ON THE 🛌, 🛋️, 🚿, THE HOOD OF THE 🚗, THE FLOOR IN THE DEN-EVERYWHERE!

HAVING A 😭🐮HANGING AROUND WOULD JUST GET IN THE WAY OF OUR EROTIC LIFESTYLE! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I SHOVED MY CUNT MOTHER DOWN THE STAIRS AND SENT MY DAUGHTER TO BOARDING SCHOOL!