Married Governor Kristi Noem is spreading her legs for Hope Hicks’ Sloppy Seconds

Because, you know, family values

What is Ho Hicks up to these days?

I don’t know r2 but if I was her and would be in hiding due to extreme embarrassment about many if not most of my life decisions

Chile, this is going to be a huge scandal. Guaranteed, this blows up huge by the end of the day.

Polish sizemeat verificatia?

Isn’t he married with young children?

I’ve seen Corey in person, he’s quite short.

She’s Republican, so she’ll get away with it.

Oh Noem!

It will all be solved with thoughts and prayers.

She is dumb as shit to do this when she has this at home

Countdown to the MAGAT “but Bill Clinton” defence.

You're correct R11. He has a pointy chin but he's quite handsome.

Lewendowedski

She always gave off a whore vibe. I wouldn't be surprised if it turned she has been cheating on her husband for years and he isn't the father of all of her kids.

Gay face.

Kristi herself is quite homely (but cakes on the makeup, midwestern skank style.)

In fact, everyone involved is ugly as sin.

Corey exudes “trashbag” from every pore. I can’t imagine why a woman would get within 50 feet of him.

His big Polish dong?

I forget, was he the psycho dragged from his house drunk and dangerous or was he the one who aborted his girlfriend's fetus without her knowledge? Or was he the one who like to fuck babies? Or the one who just rapes adults? It's so hard to keep up. We need a list

Question for any GOPer - Should Jason Miller have been charged with murder?

KKKristi is fucking girlfriend beater Corey because her hubby is a 'mo. She craves rough sex.

Hey, don't forget me.

On-brand for today's GQP death cult

"Trump Donor Claims Corey Lewandowski Bragged About Killing a Man as He Sexually Harassed Her"

It's shocking how little Hope Hicks name has been mentioned in regards to Jan 6, like there's a media blackout on her. The 1/6 committee showed the layout of the offices and you can know she saw everything but there's been no reporting or even gossip about her, that I've seen.

Maybe if Dump goes to jail, the GQP will run this guy as his surrogate. He is the embodiment of today's GQP's values.

"Report details battery allegations against ex-Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski at Las Vegas fundraiser"

Kristi Noem's husband looks like a boring average white guy who works in sales in for a construction supply company. Noem isn't extremely attractive, but she's a supermodel compared to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kathy "Rabbit Teeth" Hochul, and some of the other unattractive female governors. Gretchen Whitmer is the same boat as Noem. She is not extremely attractive, but still better looking than most female politicians.

The NGA page that shows pictures of the governors' spouses is hilarious. Some of the submitted pictures are poor quality and others (some of the women) are airbrushed. Jared Polis' husband looks a sickly looking dork in the submitted picture, the Delaware first Lady is unattractive and looks like she belongs in a horror movie and most of the men are average white guy.

Also, the first lady of New Jersey looks like a white trash casino cashier.

What a completely awful people. Thoroughly rotten in that sanctimonious, hypocritical and uniquely vile American way.

R26 Elee Reeves of Mississippi has the crazy Karen lady eyes. Susan Gianforte of Montana looks like she has meth mouth.

Is she the one that recently appeared with and endorsed Trump? No we now why. I guess human chimp MTG is back in the VP race.

What in the hell is Bryan Sanders doing with Sarah Huckabee?? He must be on the down-low and getting compensated with a lot of moolah.

Family Values at their finest.

Why do they even pretend that morals, ethics, and values matter?

Gross.

And I always thought Corey was gay.

Isn’t she up Trump’s ass for VP consideration?

Well! This is delicious!

Here’s Corey smelling his hand after a session with Kristi.

[quote] Why do they even pretend that morals, ethics, and values matter?

They don't. They just think that if you hate homos enough you get to heaven.

Yes this is a sign of a powerstruggle in Trumpworld. Someone wants those two out of the picture. All the sources were Republican operatives.

[quote] What in the hell is Bryan Sanders doing with Sarah Huckabee?? He must be on the down-low and getting compensated with a lot of moolah.

Yeah, I think he's gay and has some kind of contract with the Huckabee family.

Keri Lake did it!

[quote] Is she the one that recently appeared with and endorsed Trump? No we now why. I guess human chimp MTG is back in the VP race.

MTG is another cunt who cheated on her husband. Trump probably doesn't give a fuck what those women do in their sex lives. Noem is someone who can get some Evangelical voters and MTG could reel in the QAnon loons.

Kristi made sure that her toddler granddaughter has guns.

She told the tyke if grandpa shows up when grandma’s door is closed, then shoot to kill.

Kristi looks like she's been having some work done on her face.

I don't understand what these people are "conserving". To be clear, I'm not a conservative (openly gay conservative is a contradiction in terms), but women like M Taylor Greene, L Boebert and Noem, with their affairs and their divorces, are profiting from the changes wrought by liberalism, yet they continue to claim they're conservative. I'm not American, so I'm genuinely wondering. Perhaps what they are actually conserving is the prevailing class system.

The whole lot of them have zero self respect.

R45 it’s the white supremacy, toots

[quote] Elee Reeves of Mississippi has the crazy Karen lady eyes. Susan Gianforte of Montana looks like she has meth mouth.

Yeah, Elee Reeves looks crazy and creepy. Susan Gianforte also looks haggard as fuck. Glenn Youngkin's wife has the mean crazy Karen look. Andy Beshear's wife looks a bit mannish. Kathy Hochul's balding creepy eyed husband looks very pervy. Abby Cox of Utah looks like she's wearing dentures. Bryan Sanders is probably the only first gentleman that is somewhat good looking.

R47 nailed it.

[quote] Trashelle Odom - wife of a major Trump donor, construction executive John Odom - in 2021 claimed that Lewandowski followed her around, touched her leg and buttocks, and 'stalked' her throughout the evening during a Las Vegas fundraiser in September that year

You know it's bad when a MAGAt named "Trashelle" is the least terrible person in this sordid story.

If you know your way around tools and can handle a drill, South Dakota is hiring!

Check for the old slag’s Planned Parenthood receipts. Or for her birth control pills.

"Trashelle" 🤣😅🤣

Corey has no lips! Never trust anyone who doesn’t have any lips!

How many times do we have to remind you all of this?

Also, Ho Hicks is in witless protection. You know that ho done spilled her GUTS to Smith regarding everything. No way is she gonna do hard time for any of those trashy cretins!

She has a filler induced moon face

I think more politicians are turning to fillers, botox, and other cosmetic procedures these days. The ones who won't turn to cosmetic work is someone like Tina Kotek or the old lady governors like Janet Mills and Kay Ivey.

How many political skanks has that guy taken to his bed? He must have a magic dick.

I hope Trashelle's brother Traylor is giving her plenty of emotional support.

[quote]"I love Byron. I'm proud of the God-fearing family we've raised together."

Once they've labeled themselves "God-fearing" or churchgoing, they have given themselves carte blanche to do whatever they feel like doing, including adultery. Their straying from the path of righteousness will be forgiven on Judgment Day because they talk the Jesus talk; none of this has anything to do with actual belief, faith, or Christianity - it's just the God-fearing, churchgoing lifestyle they present for social, monetary, and/ or political gains.

"Not Perfect, Just Forgiven!" = I can be as horrible as I want to be be God will still reward me after I die, because I'm one of the chosen few.

So would he be 2nd Lady?

Hope is tired out from her term as White House Bike (everybody gets a ride!).

It's fun to look back on her old tweets

R63, that’s great! What a god-fearing woman she is!

She worships God. The word is written on his dick.

Here is some additional information relating to the grift

Why the Fuck do Republican women have such shitty taste in Men??! Domestic Abusers? Child Sexual offenders? ( Looking at you Bo-Bo). Reject-Gym-Gurus (vomit). They must ALL have serious "Daddy Issues".

Well in this case, it seems to be two completely shitty people finding each other r66.

"Water seeks it's own level"

She's a whore, darlin'

R6 Maybe you answered your own question. Ho Hicks heard EVERYTHING and EVERYONE crept through her little office to see the President. She heard and saw both sides of the Trump administration and is playing it well. She has bits and pieces on everyone...

Kristi's ads for her state are great! Unfortunately, I can't remember whether it's North or South Dakota.

It’s HoDakota

Her skin is the oddest color. And texture

I think Corey is like one of those guys you see on the street who hits on EVERY woman who walks by. The kind of guy who will lean out the car at redlights and ask for your number. And it is a numbers game. Hit on 30 women a day, at least one a week will be damaged enough to respond. Corey is just a predator.

Looks like they tried microneedling and laser to get rid of her Tulsi James Olmos cheeks and then applied green color correcting makeup to cancel the red.

Re: R73 and R75?

That's why I call her "Gristle" Noem.

Corey must like sticking his dick in a pile of bones.

Corey must have quite a tool.

He’s dickmatising these women.

She should’ve gone for the other wife beater that Ho Hicks fucked around with, Rob Porter. At least he was good looking.

Cavewoman Marge Pipebomb, Bobo, KKKristi--all these holier than thou Xtian bitches are nothing but common whores. Yet the Evangelicals will overlook this but GOD FORBID you have a same sex relationship. Then you must die.

Attack the Christians with their own lies. Hold it all right out for the world to see. “So YOU have no problem fucking more than one many at a time even though you’re married, but you have a problem with me wanting to fuck men too? And I’m not married? Because I’m gay? I was born this way. What’s your excuse? You are ten times worse because you pretend to be pious when you’re just a actual slut.”

R31 yes, it’s shocking for a Colby alum!

Part of me wants her to be the VP candidate, so South Dakota gets exposed for the corrupt and discriminatory place it is. Too many people are totally unaware of the economic disparity within the state and the highly adversarial relationship between the state and Native Americans there. South Dakota has several counties in the 25 lowest per capita income in the US. In fact, if you look at a map of almost any negative variable at the county level, you can almost always find SD showing. It’s like Mississippi with even a wider disparity between the haves and have nots. It just doesn’t get noticed because the averages are higher.

Does this end Noem's chances of being the VP candidate?

SIAP, but

[quote]Married Governor Kristi Noem is spreading her legs for Hope Hicks’ Sloppy Seconds

Wins "Best Thread Title of the Past Twelve Hours" prize. I can imagine that line (Bowdlerised, of course) dramatically stage-whispered by one old bitter crone to another old bitter biddy at the 1960s wedding of a Baptist girl and a Catholic boy.

Corey is like that SNL guy Pete whatever. Famous women get a little juice by dating him so they do it. Pete's dad died in 9/11, Corey married a 9 11 widow. And cheated on her. Repeatedly

Whenever a cock is being sucked somewhere, chances are the lip pressure is being applied by with a female Republican governor or congressional representative or a male Republican senator.

[quote]Does this end Noem's chances of being the VP candidate?

Isn't it great that more women are involved on politics? That assures that it will be gentler and more sympathetic.

It always boils down to cock and pussy.

Ooh. I'd love to see Kari and Kristen destroy each other over the title Kueen Kunt

She does have good cock-sucking lips.

This right-winger was posting about her affair last year

The governor? She’s a whore, darling.

I think lewandowski looks like a hot little fuck bottom. Noem wearing a strap-on?

I hope this craters her like her face

Rest assured, R96, it won’t. We intend for rules to apply to everyone else. Not to us.

She's a woman tho. Altho I guess Niki Haley is still whoring round

"Not Perfect, Just Forgiven." - Evangelicals, excusing every shitty thing they do it have ever done while looking down on and judging everyone else

All of them whores!

None of the rules, they so tirelessly thrust on others, ever applies to them