Eugenie and Beatrice (and Edo!) At Vogue World

Jesus, they're ugly.

But not Edo, r1! He looks smoking in that navy jacket!

There's something really off-putting about Eugenie. When she does smile, it seems quite plastered-on and fake, and the rest of the time she's just scowling anyway. I'd imagine that she's somewhat like her father. Beatrice seems nicer, if a bit dull.

But r1, r3: their dresses? Your verdict? And I didn't know Fendi did plus-size.

Is that Carol Burnett’s curtain dress?

Eugenie looks good. Just arriving somewhere without a single wrinkle in that satin is a miracle, and the gown is flattering. Excellent makeup. Bea continues her post-marriage glow up.

Fashion disasters

R6

Beatrice and Eugenie should stop trying to be fashion icons. It will never happen. They're definitely not pretty enough and they're not thin enough. Their dad was handsome when he was young but the two daughters are woefully lacking when it comes to looks.

That headline is such a distraction: Princess Eugenie Steps Out for the First Time Since Giving Birth on the Red Carpet with Sister Princess Beatrice

She gave birth on the red carpet? With her sister? At least the afterbirth matched the red.

Beatrice’s Edo should ditch the facial hair.

The googly eyed one looks thinner. The one in satin looks bundled up and uncomfortable.

Where's Euge's husband? First she went on vacation without him and now he's absent again. Trouble in paradise?

Beatrice looks like she's taking Ozembic. Euge, looks like her dad. She's got a heavy brow ridge and heavy lower jaw. Their fashion sense is always entertaining. They like to take chances or they just have no taste. Euge, looks better than Beatrice. Beatrice looks sick. Edo is a good looking man. Where's Euge's billion dollar husband, I wonder?

Oleebia.

[quote]Beatrice looks like she's taking Ozembic.

Then she should share some with Hugenie.

Heinous Yorkies.

Bea has been looking really good lately. I like the mid-calf florals on her but now she is looking a bit too thin.

I like Beatrice's dress. She looks beautiful. Eugenie has me a bit confused. I can't decide whether I like the dress or not--or maybe just not on her.

Edo looks good.

There were plenty of unattractive people on the Vogue London red carpet who looked good, bad and downright ugly. Beatrice looked good.

Red carpet = no prints

^^No mention of no prints in the research I have done. Here is one such reference that does not mention no prints...

R21, just because there may not be a red carpet rule against prints, doesn't mean one isn't needed.

Would have thought it implicitly understood.

Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum and still don't know which one is which and don't really care.

I can never tell which is which but they both always look terrible. Why can't they hire a decent stylist?

Lipstick on a pig, R24.

True but they could both look a hell of a lot better than they do R25.

Maybe she heard Anna Wintour was wearing a print.

Beatrice and Beatrice's Edo supersized.

DL fave Tom Daley.

Anna wore a statement coat and necklace with her print.

Maisie whatever and Sienna Miller looked stupid.

Damien Lewis's hair looked good. Suits him.

Anna Wintour wore a print as did several others. But most people wore solid colors.

What's with all the short, sneaker and clunky shoes even on the women?

Weirdo...

Ridiculous...

Different kind of print on a guy...

Clown show...

Handsome guy, dumb outfit...

A normal guy...

Horrible...

Work...

Awful...

Royalty...

Stunning...

Hideous...

Lowkey but nice...

I actually like the wacky colors and pattern of Paul Petracca's suit.

Daley...

R40 must have thought she was going to an adult video awards show.

Sienna Miller's (R43) outfit is beyond ridiculous.

Hopefully the photographers were yelling at R33 "Where's the rest of your outfit?".

R34 looks sharp in his gold suit, even though it's tacky to show off your chest hair.

You'd think the couple at R38 were mocking the event, even though the guy has nice legs for someone his age.

R9 - Thanks for posting, Helen Keller. I must inform you that your sources are incorrect. Eugenie is stick thin.

[quote]I can never tell which is which

R24, just remember that the first syllable of Eugenie is pronounced the way Donald Trump says "huge". She's the bigger one, so that works.

Crikey, the Yorks are unfortunate looking, awkward and off-putting.

When will they realize being a “royal” and very minor ones at that, is embarrassing? Add their looks, general uselessness, and financial wherewithal ‘legally’ stolen from taxpayers is just… 😳 🤦‍♂️

Bea is really thin.

Oh I fucked up at 49. Beatrice is the thin one! Mea culpa.

[quote]Beatrice is stick thin.

And still odd looking and googly-eyed and will never be a fashion icon.

The York girls are a total disaster. Rarely do they pull off style, mostly they look like a head on collision between the Las Vegas strip and a discount upholstery outlet. Year in and year out they show up looking like fools. They aren't trolling. They don't have any taste.

I don't get how this event and all those absurd outfits is somehow meant to build the perception that Vogue is an authority on fashion. I mean once, sure, but this is all stunts and drive by shootings. What's Wintour thinking? I mean, I still think the Oscars where Edith Head told everybody to smarten the fuck up was a high water marker in stylish common sense, but I don't get it. Those people look like fools and head cases. That's who she invites to her big party?

Eugie looks like an Easter egg in that sack of a dress.

I think the guy next to Wintour looks good in the blue suit and the silver dragonfly pin. It adds just a touch of interest.

Wintour really bugs me. She reminds me of an insect and it’s time for the sunglasses to go for good.

[quote] I don't get how this event and all those absurd outfits is somehow meant to build the perception that Vogue is an authority on fashion.

This looks like a haute couture event.

Whoever dresses Beatrice and Eugenie must really HATE them both with the heat of 10,000 supernovas.

They NEVER look good. The best either of them has ever been able to achieve is "not horrible" when dressed for an event.

I really want to know why. Get clothes that are properly fit, in a flattering style, and colors that match your skin and hair tones. WHY is that so difficult for these two. It's mindboggling to me that they always look so awful.

Eugenie looks like a Blastin’ Blue Fruit Roll-Up.

Beatrice looks like she's auditioning to be a black floral shower curtain now on sale at Target.

The Yorkies are not working royals, so do nit receive money from taxpayers, dumbass @R51

Look Into My Eyes

[quote] And still odd looking and googly-eyed and will never be a fashion icon.

Beatrice's Edo looks unusually red at R54.

I kinda like Jesus with peacock blue eye shadow.

Yeah but Jesus is an unlined 51 with a face puffed with filler. Looks like he's ready to pop. Perhaps the weave counteracts the internal pressure.

They will never look correct.

Never ever.

(hic)

I think Eugenie looks pretty here and she dumped A LOT of the pregnancy weight.

[quote]Beatrice's Edo looks unusually red at R54.

Maybe he's dying of embarrassment.

I certain shots, Bea looks quite glam, though with her light skin & hair, she looks better in pastels or muted browns. The dress is beautiful, but it the wrong color for her. Eug doesn't necessarily look bad, but as others noted, she's morphing into a female version of Andrew and you just get the sense she's every bit as nasty & entitled. Bea looks really thin

R71, Euge is huge and that dress accentuates her size instead of making her appear slimmer.

ARE THERE NO REFLECTIVE SURFACES IN THESE WOMEN'S HOMES???

What Eugenie's dress looked like on the runway

Beatrice's ...

The dress looks significantly better on the original model.

R75 Richard Quinns model #2 looks like she is showing off the latest in the Auschwitz collection (Im Jewish, Im allowed)

Hideous

R77 Maybe that's why Beatrice chose something from Quinn's collection. As some have suggested she's looking awfully thin. No. 2 model in Quinn's show isn't the only one.

R76 Yeah. Eugenie's body doesn't provide the same silhouette as the the thinner model on the runway. Someone didn't tell her that?

You'd think she'd have figured it out on her own, after the eclipse.

It looks like they took some teal yardage and just threw it on her.

R79, the colour of the dress suits the colour of the model's skin more than it did on Eugenie. There's something about the way the model looks and holds herself that makes the look intriguing. I guess Eugenie thought she could imitate that.

If Eugenie was wearing a princess tiara and had a torch and a book, she could have come as the Statue of Liberty, who's about that same color.

One thing about Beatrice compared to Quinn's model, is that the model is wearing the same black and floral print on her legs. Beatrice isn't doing this, so with her legs not being covered, that accentuates the midi-cut, which isn't the most flattering look for a lot of women, making this less than attractive frock even worse, imho. And covering the arms and hands like that with that cape in the back reads comic book superhero.

R76. The runway look is attractive. Perhaps Eugenie should not have chosen a dress to wear meant for someone slimmer and taller.

R85 Yeah, the look on the model is all about how the folds and cut of material accentuate the lines of the model's own body. That's not really in play with how it's draped on Eugenie, because she doesn't have the right body. And one big difference is how the dress on the model begins to taper from thigh to ankle. On Eugenie, the cut isn't doing that at all. It's like a straight line. I'd also say that neckline doesn't do her any favors. It works on the thin model, but it makes Eugenie look like a turtle popping her head out.

Very true, R85. The original model has more of an hourglass figure.

I honestly didn't know a fashion house like Fendi would provide such a dress in a jumbo size.

Did they do that when Karl was head designer?

R82 It's a harsh color on any woman, especially on her.

Eugenie's dress in motion at the 0:25 mark.

The green dress is a great dress, but not on a full figured woman. She's a big gal and she's carrying baby weight.

Daily Mail led with this unflattering candid. Geez, look at those gums.

They're almost unbelievable, R92. Here's hoping that that handsome husband of hers isn't too much of an adventurer.