Happy 39th Birthday to the Duke of Sussex!

I'm really happy to see Harry finally just enjoying his life.

Because he has a GREAT life. However, he was too busy whining about it, to notice.

He has a family, and friends, and a support system.

Harry has had to do what millions of others have had to do, when they become estranged from family.

You make your own life.

I'll bet Meghan got some of Harry's sausage later that night.

Well done, PR shills. That's what you get paid for.

Interesting that it was the "Archewell staff" that took him out (except he had to pay for everything). . Basically, it was a work event and they had to pay their employees for the company.

why are DLers so obsessed with the BRF? It's so boring, and I live in the UK. I am sick of it.

Does one tip in Germany? I thought that was an American thing.

I'm sure Germans won't turn down a very large tip, R5.

Haters like 3 just gotta hate.

You don't normally tip in Germany, just round up to the nearest euro.

Well done.

Now, go home and stay home for awhile.

A very long while.

Happy 39! It stays forever. Cheers, sweetie!

Don’t the Harkle’s have any friends? They are always out with staff or Doria. I wouldn’t want to spend that much time with my mother in law.

R7 “Haters.” How old are you? Twelve?

R4 if you are so “sick” of the BRF why do you choose to read and comment on a topic about them? If I don’t like a topic I just move along.

Happy BDay Douche of Sussex!!

Happy Birthday People's Prince ❤️

Sigmund Freud could have written volumes about these two delusional narcissists.

What’s Jan Brady doing at his birthday party?

I wish he would start wearing matching Rabbi tendrils

He’s a dolt, but even he’s not dumb enough to wear those in Germany, R19

Besides, Meghan wears the dangling tendrils in that family.

I'm 39, as well!

Fuck his birthday.

Harry and Markle are lying fucking grifters. Nothing changes that.

Most of the psycho racist posters on these hate threads are redneck Murican fraus like R22 . Nothing changes that.

R13 How fat are you ? Twelve stone?😂

The feeling is mutual Tiny.

I'm sure Harry is devastated that some loser from Bumfucke @R22 didn't wish him a happy birthday.

But alas, life will go on for him...... in his MANSION.

Must be nice. These ritchy rich people and their lifestyle sure sound carbon intensive but why should he give a rats ass. Fuck them. I got a sausage for the both of em.

He is just so fucking ugly. All the poison inside is showing.

Harry is a lying fucking grifter who lives in a MANSION with his lying fucking grifting wife.

Is that better R26?

You sure seem ANGRY about two people you've never met in person, R29.

Perhaps you should seek counseling.

That hate will eat you up inside.

No anger here, R30. I’m calling out the stupidity of the emphasis of MANSION.

If Harry has a MANSION, why does he spend so much time in a room at the San Vincente Bungalows?

Why doesn’t he spend his time at his MANSION?

R29 Spot on. My humble taxpayer subsidized council flat.😂

R29 How deranged are you Murican Royalass?. You think Willy and Katy are just "folks" like your revered Dump is a "man of the people". Total shite for brains. Racist Cultist gotta Cult.

Lasix is available on your Medicaid R28

Cunt

Lasik is available on your Medicaid R28

Posting drunk again R34?

Didn't know Prince William was French.

Paid Harry trolls have descended upon the dl

R36 Ha Ha Ha! You are so FUCKING FUNNY !!! NOT!!!! Even if you were, are you too STUPID to figure out PSCHOTICS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!

It sounds like they had a wonderful time in Germany.

So happy for Harry and Meghan!

Even the dogs smell the vomit on Duchess of Bulimia and want nothing to do with the phony bitch.🤮

Yes R41. Jesus wept.

MURIEL SHUT DOWN ANOTHER MEGSTAN INFESTED THREAD!!!!. YOU KNOW WE ARE THE ONLY ONES YOU SHOULD PERMIT TO ENGAGE IN VILE HATE SPEECH!!!!

This lazy anorexic bitch is only 41 she looks 61😂

To be fair being married to a bald violent cheating bottom ages one.

This is what a REAL husband and wife look like. (put on your glasses Klan Grans)

OMG, Sussex Stans are so stupid.

^ Do you Megstans get paid $1.00 for every WW?

R48 OMG! OMG! Oscar Wilde of the 6th grade.

Prinz Harry: Leben Lieben Lachen!

R49 Actually $100 per. We just made $1,000. Jealous ?

To the paid Harry trolls here, we have been shown the light and are now busy cutting out pictures of MANSIONS for our vision boards.

You should now turn your attention to X where #HarryAndMeghanAreGrifters is trending (again) and the majority of posters there are calling out the hypocrisy of the Z-list narcissist making the games all about her.

Wow just made another $800 bucks. Easy money for doing nothing . But not as easy as puking for quid.

MURIEL SHUT DOWN THIS THREAD !!!! OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO BINGE AND PURGE ALL OVER YOU!!!!!

Bitch stole my beer. On my birthday.

#Markled

You worthless airheads need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

r50, speaking of Oscar Wilde, his trenchant, accurate observation, "There is only one thing in the world that is worse than being talked about, that is, not being talked about." fits the Sussexes to a T.

They've met that standard of celebrityhood with flying colors. Congratulations to them. Seriously.

But yes, it's STUPID to compare the position, status and place of being an immediate member of the BRF with mere celebrityhood.

And, oh, by the way, there is only one, single reason that the media even pays any attention to the Sussexes and that's because they were once working Royals in the BRF.

If Markle and Harry had to earn fame from scratch, she'd still be a "C" List actor auditioning for the next Jardiance commercial and he'd be in Africa with some token position at a game farm.

Enough laughs for tonite after spending time with you freaks have to go shower in Lysol.

R58 Wake us when you're done Your Grace.

No, you can stay sleeping, r60. The adults are talking.

Also trending

Duchess of Bulimia without the laughable hair extensions and the dozens of her staff that wipe up the puke , tape her bleeding hands, wind her up and hand her today's script . No wonder William can't stand the smelly breathed airhead to touch him.

Veterans do deserve better. Sadly Prince Harry as a veteran is the only one who is giving them "better". Not the laughable cosplay BRF.

No Gran, you stay in your antediluvian fantasy R61. The 21st century is talking.

R58/R61 Did Brigadier General Annie get all those medals for being a camp follower in the Crimean War? You would know you were there.

How is it that people are so emotionally invested in these people?

It's so OBVIOUS the wounded veterans see right through Harold and his grift.

Soldiers know a natural born leader of men when they see one!

The Sussex stans are the ones who are emotionally invested or paid to appear to be supportive of them, R67.

The Harkles are a joke to nearly everyone else.

R67 It's not "emotional" it's POLITICAL. The same people and media who pathologically hate Prince Harry and his Wog Princess are cut from the same vile cloth as right wing racist loons who belong to the Trump cult in the states. They tick off all the same boxes. Pierce Morgan is a Brit Tucker Carlson. GB NEWS = FOX NEWS. Political cultists gotta cult in Brexit UK or Dumps's Murica. Different lipstick same pigs.

R69 The look on that soldiers face says it all.😂

Lol R69 that's a great photo!

I don't know, r66. The Peloponnesian War was more my beat.

This notion that anybody who is critical of the Sussexes is a bigot is so intellectually lazy. I have always known, and still know, that some of their haters are bigoted idiots.

It may pass understanding by some Sussex Stans, but one can know they've made gigantic fools of themselves (paparazzi "chase" through the streets of Manhattan, anyone?) and still be a staunch, partisan, fire-eating liberal Democrat who wonders why lots of good, decent people are dead, but that Son-of-a-Bitch Trump still hasn't toppled over dead.

This lack of ability to ascribe nuance, ambivalence and just plain old powers of observation when assessing the Sussexes is what makes some of their defenders STUPID.

Grow Up.

OMG WORSE BIRTHDAY EVER! If only Harold could get out of the clutches of THAT WOMAN! He looks SUCIDAL!. Really he does! .No really. Look. SEE!. We can all see it!! FUCKING TRAGIC!

R74 Touch up your lipstick git your pig is showing.

R74 "their haters are bigoted idiots."

Your disingenuous mirror just cracked gramps.😂

Whatever, r77.

When I figure out what your post means maybe I'll come back with a crushing reply. But, probably not.

In the wake of Prince Harry's triumph at Invictus Games it will be interesting to see how proclaimed by poll " America's Most Popular Leader " Billy the Basher is received in NYC next week. Earthshot Prize is his signature program. The Palace whipped it up for their heir, shiny and new just recently in 2020. Coincidentally the same year Harry and Meghan left the Firm. To dampen criticism that flying across the Atlantic in a private plane just to present an award seems the antithesis of environmental awareness, the Cambridges will be trampolining across the pond. Although Wills is trotting out the usual elite waxworks his "celebrity" list appears a tad thin. Perhaps Taylor Swift and Lionel Ritchie can duet while Katy accompanies on the piano. NYC is a tough town. Willy may need to pass out free Earthshot burgers or perhaps take a leaf out of Trumps book and pay people of color $12 an hour to wear WOGS FOR WILLY t-shirts. One senses another highly orchestrated flop of the kind Willy does so well.

R78 Or probably you'll just crap your Depends and watch The Rockford Files.

R79 You are not a smart as you think. You are actually pretty stuwped.

Earthshot won't flop. Prince William has many "minders" to make sure he doesn't stumble..

R58. It's amazing anyone pays any attention to them. Together, they were members of the royal family within its confines very, very briefly. Between the times they took off for Canada toward the end of their run and about the eight months she took off for pre-maternity and actual maternity leave, she only worked as a working member of the family for less than a year (not the 18 months that they claim)..

The brief time that they actually worked together was so inconsequential. Why does anyone care? They weren't there long enough, and they have exhausted their petty little stories, which at this point are just dumb. What else do they have to offer? Their work ethic is (and always was) nonexistent. They are always "rebranding" of "starting over." There is nothing there between the two of them. Even the idea of Invictus was "borrowed" from the original "Warrior Games" held in the U.S. in 2013.

What the hell do Harry and Markle actually do?

[quote]In the wake of Prince Harry's triumph at Invictus Games...

R79. Invictus was only a success in terms of promotional photos that were sent out with all smiles and hugs. But not in terms of attendees and tickets sold. So I guess perception is reality. However, Invictus the documentary on Netflix was a big dud. No offense to the veterans, but not enough people wanted to watch. Then at the Invictus Games, the stands were filled with empty seats. Other than family and friends, nobody cared to attend. Games like this that need a lot of money will eventually lose support when the corporate sponsors eventually pull out. Corporate sponsors are only in it so that the public sees what they're doing. If no one attends and if the Games are not on television, (which they are not), the corporate money will soon disappear.

Rumor has it Harry wants out of the whole Invictus thing.

Did GermanGayGuy join them for celebratory weiner?

I never paid much attention and assumed the Invictus Games were for retards and handicapped or something, like the Special Olympics. I thought they were the Miss USA version of Miss America. That pushy colored woman organizes this?

R5 yes you tip. If you have drinks only, 10 percent is the norm or round to the next clean number. If you fetch takeaway, the same rule applies. If you have dinner and it was good, the service attentive (or you're rich), be a little more generous. Example: if you have a campari spritz for 6.70, you'd make it 7.50 or something etc. What you absolutely don't do (at least as a man of culture) is letting the waiter give you change on the cent.

I think they're happy and why shouldn't they be. They get to spend money all day, choose where they go, and don't have to work a day in their lives anymore. Appearing happy for a good cause is literally the only thing they have to do. Have they spoken to us peasants about the carbon footprint already? Düsseldorf is nice place and they welcome the odd ones. (I know because I am odd and lived there for almost a decade.) They'd do fine there, but of course it would be much too provincial for them. They like MANSIONS next to important people, not culture or city life in Düsseldorf or Cologne.

True Royalty Victorious

Finally! Now, that's what I'm talking about in that pic at r90.

As I've repeatedly pointed out, Markle has pretty skin color, the perfect canvas for bold color. That is the best dress I've seen her wear since Q E II' s funeral.

The cut of the bodice cinches her high on her waist and just below her breast line, just about right for her physique, given that she lacks an hourglass shape where the waistline is lower.

It's simple, clean (although, I'm not a fan of strapless) no superfluous texture. Well done.

And speaking of her funeral dress, I'm among the small group of DLers who thought it was an inspired choice by her. The reason it was so striking on Markle is because its cape construction hid her box-like waistline, plus, that dress had just the right touch of drama and, apt for someone who was in attendance, yet was persona non grata, as state she certainly was in at the funeral.

See Markle Stans? I can be fair about Markle.

Harry looks mentally disabled and meg looks like a meth addict

Ooops, forgot to mention one nitpick and here it is.

The difference between good and excellent is in the details.

Her shoe color is too light. They should be slightly darker, more coppery bronze than whatever that color is.

*sigh* So close....

She actually needs to wear LONG A-line skirts/dresses and V-neck tops/dresses to REALLY create the illusion of a waist. She only appears to have a waist at r90 because her right hip is closer to the camera as she strides forward.

Long garments will hide those terrible legs, too.

R92 The only thing sadder than being you would be to be them....

^ The only thing sadder than being them would be having to PAY for THEM.

She's got to stop wearing high-waisted pants.

Wow, r97, those pants are fucking awful! They're only an inch or so below her bust.

Bet she thinks that she's accentuating her "legs for miles".

Having no waist, she needs to stop wearing horizontal lines going across her midriff.

Looks like she abandoned the “did my own hair and makeup” stance.

I had to look up Meghan's funeral look, as someone pointed out earlier.

You're right, that cape dress looks so sharp and clean, compared to Kate being way too overdone here.

R100, I agree with you on Kate being just an iota too much there. If she was going to go with the draping diamond earrings, I think the three-stranded choker with the amulet should have Ben a one-steamed thing.

Or, vice versa, go with the dramatic three stranded necklace but the diamond earrings should be posts.

Is that pic of Kate at Prince Phillip’s funeral or Q E II’s? I thought she wore a smaller, beret-like hat with veil to the funeral of Q E II.

Ben a now-steamed thing?

Oh, dear.

“…been a one-stranded thing.”

R99 Less is less. Old Sow's ear indeed.

You're right, that cape dress looks so sharp and clean, compared to Kate being way too overdone here.

Princess of Wales and Future Queen, versus closet yacht-girl.

Harry looks quite hot,actually, at R90. Fuck, I cannot believe I think that.

Have a miserabke birthday with your employees and your batshit narc wife, Dim. You deserve nothing less!

Hey Harry, time to unpack your Nazi uniform!

Why does he never look clean? He always looks unkempt, and greasy. I thought maybe the Californian climate didn’t agree with him, but he doesn’t look any better in Germany,

I can't believe that Harry is still in his 30's.

William, Kate, and Meghan are all already in their 40's.

He's a young'un.

R26 Or perhaps that hotel room he has on reserve to getaway from his family

R74 “Haters.” How old are you? Twelve? Ironic that you are advising others to “grow up.” LOL

R111 OMG ! Clearly you are a very mature Thirteen.