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Americans of DL

How can we make Europe better?

We’re taking solutions.

by Anonymousreply 28September 18, 2023 6:08 AM

Let’s bring our ignorance. After all, ignorance is bliss.

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2023 5:13 AM

Welfare reform. Dollar use the economy.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2023 5:26 AM

Welfare reform. Dollarize the economy.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2023 5:26 AM

Ice in drinks

Air conditioning in the summer

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2023 5:33 AM

Tipping. Tip everyone for everything.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2023 5:40 AM

Support Ukraine.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2023 5:44 AM

Present hole as often as possible

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2023 5:47 AM

Move their laundry machines out the kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2023 5:55 AM

Dump their obsessive cigarette smoking, went there last year, everyone was still smoking. Apparently they didn't get the memo it's gross, disgusting, and bad for your health. No it does not make you look cool in 2023.

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2023 5:57 AM

Let’s bring obesity and straight, white teeth. On the same person.

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2023 6:35 AM

More defense spending and more circumcision (at least on those real anteater dicks with lots of excess skin hanging off).

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2023 1:14 PM

Ban scarves.

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2023 5:55 PM

[quote]We’re taking solutions.

If you decide on a good one don't call it final.

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2023 6:24 PM

Get the Balkans situation sorted.

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2023 7:39 PM

Circumcision, cleaner / straighter whiter teeth, deodorant, and fucking air con.

by Anonymousreply 15September 18, 2023 4:01 AM

What a sad thread.

by Anonymousreply 16September 18, 2023 4:04 AM

R16, see:

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by Anonymousreply 17September 18, 2023 4:07 AM

I know R17. This is the retaliatory thread. It's just sad.

by Anonymousreply 18September 18, 2023 4:09 AM

It would be nice if they just stop obsessing about America with all their faults for a change. Just once it would be nice to travel there and meet someone who DID NOT blurt out a laundry list of all the things they hate about Americans without asking for their opinion.

by Anonymousreply 19September 18, 2023 4:12 AM

Europe is plumbless well of hypocrisy, R19. Best to enjoy the food, the wine and the funny old statues with penises and leave the rest alone.

by Anonymousreply 20September 18, 2023 4:21 AM

Quit smoking

Install air conditioning

Repeal Brexit


Admit that your intelligentsia hasn't had an interesting thought since 1973

Eurovision sucks

Stop setting fire to shit because your football team exists

Your local delicacies are disgusting

The French Riviera is full of human trash

Your seacoast is full of actual rotting trash

Titled aristocracy? Why not just tattoo FACIST CUNT on your forehead?

Am I supposed to be impressed that this ugly heap of rubble was once the seat of a murderous warlord?

Oh look. More cement. I wonder if - no, that's also more cement.

MMMmmmmm, diesel fuel exhaust

by Anonymousreply 21September 18, 2023 4:31 AM

That's the problem R20, I dont bring up politics or even America when I travel. But sure enough I can always bet on at least several people there wanting to tell me what's wrong with America. Right after they ask where I am from. And I am not going to tell them what wrong with THEIR country because it's rude to do so.

by Anonymousreply 22September 18, 2023 4:32 AM

Twizzlers ain’t licorice

by Anonymousreply 23September 18, 2023 4:39 AM


by Anonymousreply 24September 18, 2023 4:40 AM

Get rid of all those old buildings and upgrade.

by Anonymousreply 25September 18, 2023 4:44 AM

They sure do like that American $$$$$ though, fucking heathens. Especially the French!!

Loathe Americans, love their money!! Thank God Shaun speaks perfect Parisian French.

by Anonymousreply 26September 18, 2023 4:59 AM


At the very least, ceiling fans.

by Anonymousreply 27September 18, 2023 5:18 AM

How about heat in the winter? Italians in their stone building so cheap about the heat, everyone still wearing sweaters and jackets indoors.

by Anonymousreply 28September 18, 2023 6:08 AM
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