Americans of DL

Let’s bring our ignorance. After all, ignorance is bliss.

Welfare reform. Dollar use the economy.

Welfare reform. Dollarize the economy.

Ice in drinks

Air conditioning in the summer

Tipping. Tip everyone for everything.

Support Ukraine.

Present hole as often as possible

Move their laundry machines out the kitchen.

Dump their obsessive cigarette smoking, went there last year, everyone was still smoking. Apparently they didn't get the memo it's gross, disgusting, and bad for your health. No it does not make you look cool in 2023.

Let’s bring obesity and straight, white teeth. On the same person.

More defense spending and more circumcision (at least on those real anteater dicks with lots of excess skin hanging off).

Ban scarves.

[quote]We’re taking solutions.

If you decide on a good one don't call it final.

Get the Balkans situation sorted.

Circumcision, cleaner / straighter whiter teeth, deodorant, and fucking air con.

What a sad thread.

R16, see:

I know R17. This is the retaliatory thread. It's just sad.

It would be nice if they just stop obsessing about America with all their faults for a change. Just once it would be nice to travel there and meet someone who DID NOT blurt out a laundry list of all the things they hate about Americans without asking for their opinion.

Europe is plumbless well of hypocrisy, R19. Best to enjoy the food, the wine and the funny old statues with penises and leave the rest alone.

Quit smoking

Install air conditioning

Repeal Brexit

Floss

Admit that your intelligentsia hasn't had an interesting thought since 1973

Eurovision sucks

Stop setting fire to shit because your football team exists

Your local delicacies are disgusting

The French Riviera is full of human trash

Your seacoast is full of actual rotting trash

Titled aristocracy? Why not just tattoo FACIST CUNT on your forehead?

Am I supposed to be impressed that this ugly heap of rubble was once the seat of a murderous warlord?

Oh look. More cement. I wonder if - no, that's also more cement.

MMMmmmmm, diesel fuel exhaust

That's the problem R20, I dont bring up politics or even America when I travel. But sure enough I can always bet on at least several people there wanting to tell me what's wrong with America. Right after they ask where I am from. And I am not going to tell them what wrong with THEIR country because it's rude to do so.

Twizzlers ain’t licorice

Two words: RANCH DRESSING

Get rid of all those old buildings and upgrade.

They sure do like that American $$$$$ though, fucking heathens. Especially the French!!

Loathe Americans, love their money!! Thank God Shaun speaks perfect Parisian French.

R4

At the very least, ceiling fans.

How about heat in the winter? Italians in their stone building so cheap about the heat, everyone still wearing sweaters and jackets indoors.