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Let's Be Marcia Brady's Infamous Pajama Party

I'm the granny gowns.

by Anonymousreply 34September 17, 2023 2:51 PM

I'm the itching powder!

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2023 4:51 AM

I'm the practice kissing of Davy Jones's photo.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2023 7:17 AM

I’m Greg hiding in the bathroom jacking off .

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2023 10:11 AM

I'm Marcia and her friends Jenny and Paula...

sneaking into Mike's den, where they can practice French Kissing and finger-banging each other

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2023 10:35 AM

I’m Alice bitching about having to work a 24 hour day.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2023 10:50 AM

I’m the fact that itching powder doesn’t work

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2023 10:51 AM

R4- I must correct you.

It’s finger FUCK not finger bang.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2023 11:11 AM

^ How would you know, Jan?

You've never even had a boy interested in you...well, except for George Glass.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2023 11:16 AM

I'm Robert Reed firing off a memo to Sherwood Schwartz about the implausibility of itching powder.

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2023 11:19 AM

I’m Alice in a granny gown with a big black cockbelt coaxing Marcia to sit on her face

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2023 11:19 AM

I'm the fake spider, placed by the boys into one of the girl's sleeping bags - classic Brady Boys prank.

I'm also Peter's jizz-stained sleeping bag, being used by one of Marcia's friend.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2023 11:34 AM

I'm Molly Webber, the girl Marcia transformed from an ugly duckling, showing up in a see-through baby doll teddy and thong undies.

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2023 11:41 AM

[quote]I'm Molly Webber, the girl Marcia transformed from an ugly duckling, showing up in a see-through baby doll teddy and thong undies.

Molly Webber, that WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2023 11:43 AM

I'm the attendee who looks exactly like Christine Baranski, but apparently isn't.

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2023 3:51 PM

I'm the feeling that Jan discovers as she rubs her nub against the sleeping bag on the shag carpet of the living room floor...oooohhhhhh!

by Anonymousreply 15September 15, 2023 1:51 PM

I'm the buzzing noise coming from inside several of the sleeping bags.

by Anonymousreply 16September 15, 2023 2:37 PM

I’m the stack of sanitary napkins mom put next to the toilet before the girls arrived.

by Anonymousreply 17September 15, 2023 2:51 PM

^huge wings

by Anonymousreply 18September 15, 2023 3:59 PM

I'm the background "girl" that has a penis.

by Anonymousreply 19September 15, 2023 4:04 PM

I’m Mrs. Denton.

by Anonymousreply 20September 15, 2023 4:08 PM

I’m Sam the Butcher asking Alice too many questions about what the girls wore

by Anonymousreply 21September 15, 2023 4:19 PM

I’m the head of the Westdale Boosters, crashing the party, stealing Peter’s filthy volcano from the patio, and throwing it into the middle of that group of trashy girls. I set it off, and it burns the house down.

by Anonymousreply 22September 15, 2023 4:25 PM

I'm Greg, wearing a doctor's coat, offering Marcia friends free breast exams in the upstairs restroom.

by Anonymousreply 23September 15, 2023 4:40 PM

[quote]I’m Sam the Butcher asking Alice too many questions about what the girls wore

I'm Alice with inappropriately thorough answers

by Anonymousreply 24September 15, 2023 5:01 PM

I'm the empty snack bowls when the bullied girl finally is allowed to come over already dressed in her nightgown.

by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2023 5:10 PM

I’m Dawson - I had to change it up a bit to “gain entry”, but I learned a lot at those sleepovers. Especially the ones that were walk-to-wall sluts

by Anonymousreply 26September 15, 2023 5:15 PM

I’m “Ha,” as in “Hey, everybody, let’s play ‘Ha!’”

A line spoken by Robert Reed’s real daughter.

by Anonymousreply 27September 15, 2023 6:42 PM

was she very special??

by Anonymousreply 28September 15, 2023 7:11 PM

That pajama party was the first time I heard my pussy stinks. I think it was that bitch Molly Webber's sister Julie.

by Anonymousreply 29September 15, 2023 7:14 PM

I'm Rita Wilson. I wasn't invited to this party, but I got my SAG card cheering with Marcia.

by Anonymousreply 30September 15, 2023 7:34 PM

Was Pam Ferdyn there?

by Anonymousreply 31September 15, 2023 7:40 PM

^Stuck at The Curiosity Shop being diddle by the Onomatopoeia.

by Anonymousreply 32September 15, 2023 7:50 PM

I’m the plastic skull that Alice found in the refrigerator. After it was lights out, she took me to her room and had her way with me.

I had more fun when Mike took me to his office.

by Anonymousreply 33September 15, 2023 7:58 PM

[quote]Was Pam Ferdyn there?

Pam was upstairs in the boys room, fingering herself while she sniffed Peter's shorts.

by Anonymousreply 34September 17, 2023 2:51 PM
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