Let's Be Marcia Brady's Infamous Pajama Party

I'm the itching powder!

I'm the practice kissing of Davy Jones's photo.

I’m Greg hiding in the bathroom jacking off .

I'm Marcia and her friends Jenny and Paula...

sneaking into Mike's den, where they can practice French Kissing and finger-banging each other

I’m Alice bitching about having to work a 24 hour day.

I’m the fact that itching powder doesn’t work

R4- I must correct you.

It’s finger FUCK not finger bang.

^ How would you know, Jan?

You've never even had a boy interested in you...well, except for George Glass.

I'm Robert Reed firing off a memo to Sherwood Schwartz about the implausibility of itching powder.

I’m Alice in a granny gown with a big black cockbelt coaxing Marcia to sit on her face

I'm the fake spider, placed by the boys into one of the girl's sleeping bags - classic Brady Boys prank.

I'm also Peter's jizz-stained sleeping bag, being used by one of Marcia's friend.

I'm Molly Webber, the girl Marcia transformed from an ugly duckling, showing up in a see-through baby doll teddy and thong undies.

[quote]I'm Molly Webber, the girl Marcia transformed from an ugly duckling, showing up in a see-through baby doll teddy and thong undies.

Molly Webber, that WHORE!

I'm the attendee who looks exactly like Christine Baranski, but apparently isn't.

I'm the feeling that Jan discovers as she rubs her nub against the sleeping bag on the shag carpet of the living room floor...oooohhhhhh!

I'm the buzzing noise coming from inside several of the sleeping bags.

I’m the stack of sanitary napkins mom put next to the toilet before the girls arrived.

^huge wings

I'm the background "girl" that has a penis.

I’m Mrs. Denton.

I’m Sam the Butcher asking Alice too many questions about what the girls wore

I’m the head of the Westdale Boosters, crashing the party, stealing Peter’s filthy volcano from the patio, and throwing it into the middle of that group of trashy girls. I set it off, and it burns the house down.

I'm Greg, wearing a doctor's coat, offering Marcia friends free breast exams in the upstairs restroom.

[quote]I’m Sam the Butcher asking Alice too many questions about what the girls wore

I'm Alice with inappropriately thorough answers

I'm the empty snack bowls when the bullied girl finally is allowed to come over already dressed in her nightgown.

I’m Dawson - I had to change it up a bit to “gain entry”, but I learned a lot at those sleepovers. Especially the ones that were walk-to-wall sluts

I’m “Ha,” as in “Hey, everybody, let’s play ‘Ha!’”

A line spoken by Robert Reed’s real daughter.

was she very special??

That pajama party was the first time I heard my pussy stinks. I think it was that bitch Molly Webber's sister Julie.

I'm Rita Wilson. I wasn't invited to this party, but I got my SAG card cheering with Marcia.

Was Pam Ferdyn there?

^Stuck at The Curiosity Shop being diddle by the Onomatopoeia.

I’m the plastic skull that Alice found in the refrigerator. After it was lights out, she took me to her room and had her way with me.

I had more fun when Mike took me to his office.

[quote]Was Pam Ferdyn there?

Pam was upstairs in the boys room, fingering herself while she sniffed Peter's shorts.