I farted a lot today, they were all loud and big

Did you have onions? A larger order of Burger King onion rings gave me the biggest farts I've ever known.

Did you eat at Greg00216s?

Muriel, this one goes into The Archive- ASAP!

Are you the fartbox troll?

Burger King onion rings and a big Diet Coke = fart city.

Were they of they moist and juicy variety?

OP, are you a Fat Whore?

R6 Or the silent but deadly variety?

Go flush yourself

Fess up, at least one was a shart.

Thank you for sharing, Mr. Woodard.

I raced home from lunch today and just in the nick of time got to my downstairs half bath (hate the term powder room). I thought I had won the poop battle but somehow something splattered up behind me onto the seat. I was devastated. Showered immediately and then re-cleaned the bathroom not an hour after the house cleaners had left.

Any dingleberries, OP?

Aroma descriptions? Which notes were present?

Sounds like someone ate more dried apricots/mangoes then needed...

I smell kale

We know, Camilla.

I hope not in the office elevator.

Congratulations Ma'am, but this is a Wendys®.

Can you please fart on the incel at R19 who continually recycles that sad old attempt at humour?

OP you thought wrong about us being interested.

And yet you found it interesting enough to post on it, R21.

Greg is on the loose again

You have something in common with Trump. You both speak a Middle Eastern language. It's called Fartsi. With you it comes out of the rear end. With Trump it could be ANY bodily orifice.

NASTY!

Did you pull Kari Lake under the blanket with you?

OP, you smell like the north end of a south bound mule.

OP = The Duchess of Sussex

This is why I love Data Lounge.

[quote] This is why I love Data Lounge.

I thought I was the reason you love DataLounge?

White Castles and onion rings.

It must be a day that ends in 'y,' OP.

Frau thread.