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I farted a lot today, they were all loud and big

Thought you guys wanna know

by Anonymousreply 33September 18, 2023 4:41 PM

Did you have onions? A larger order of Burger King onion rings gave me the biggest farts I've ever known.

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2023 3:26 AM

Did you eat at Greg00216s?

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2023 3:28 AM

Muriel, this one goes into The Archive- ASAP!

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2023 3:29 AM

Are you the fartbox troll?

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2023 3:57 AM

Burger King onion rings and a big Diet Coke = fart city.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2023 4:21 AM

Were they of they moist and juicy variety?

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2023 4:22 AM

OP, are you a Fat Whore?

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2023 4:22 AM

R6 Or the silent but deadly variety?

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2023 4:23 AM

Go flush yourself

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2023 4:28 AM

Fess up, at least one was a shart.

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2023 4:29 AM

Thank you for sharing, Mr. Woodard.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2023 4:29 AM

I raced home from lunch today and just in the nick of time got to my downstairs half bath (hate the term powder room). I thought I had won the poop battle but somehow something splattered up behind me onto the seat. I was devastated. Showered immediately and then re-cleaned the bathroom not an hour after the house cleaners had left.

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2023 4:32 AM

Any dingleberries, OP?

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2023 4:36 AM

Aroma descriptions? Which notes were present?

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2023 4:38 AM

Sounds like someone ate more dried apricots/mangoes then needed...

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2023 4:48 AM

I smell kale

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2023 4:49 AM

We know, Camilla.

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2023 4:53 AM

I hope not in the office elevator.

by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2023 5:09 AM

Congratulations Ma'am, but this is a Wendys®.

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2023 9:20 AM

Can you please fart on the incel at R19 who continually recycles that sad old attempt at humour?

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2023 1:22 PM

OP you thought wrong about us being interested.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2023 1:25 PM

And yet you found it interesting enough to post on it, R21.

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2023 1:51 PM

Greg is on the loose again

by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2023 1:53 PM

You have something in common with Trump. You both speak a Middle Eastern language. It's called Fartsi. With you it comes out of the rear end. With Trump it could be ANY bodily orifice.

by Anonymousreply 24September 15, 2023 9:20 AM


by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2023 9:28 AM

Did you pull Kari Lake under the blanket with you?

by Anonymousreply 26September 15, 2023 9:33 AM

OP, you smell like the north end of a south bound mule.

by Anonymousreply 27September 15, 2023 10:23 AM

OP = The Duchess of Sussex

by Anonymousreply 28September 15, 2023 3:40 PM

This is why I love Data Lounge.

by Anonymousreply 29September 15, 2023 4:55 PM

[quote] This is why I love Data Lounge.

I thought I was the reason you love DataLounge?

by Anonymousreply 30September 18, 2023 4:11 PM

White Castles and onion rings.

by Anonymousreply 31September 18, 2023 4:34 PM

It must be a day that ends in 'y,' OP.

by Anonymousreply 32September 18, 2023 4:36 PM

Frau thread.

by Anonymousreply 33September 18, 2023 4:41 PM
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