Carrot Top looks fucked

Bill Maher is going to have Carrot Top as a guest every week now. While Maher has almost a decade on him, Carrot Top is that rarest of guest who makes him look almost youthful and lifelike.

I think Carrot Top is terrific. I really do.

He's done weird shit to his face.

'Carrot Top Looks Fucked' is my favorite thread title of the morning.

He looks like an exhumed Danny Bonaduce.

So Lifelike!

From that pic, he seems to have lost his muscular body.

But carrots have green tops!

He looks bad. 15 years ago when he turned into the hulk he looked weird and fascinating but now, no.

Channeling Ron Jeremy

His head is the size of 2 heads in various shades of pink/orange and freckle.

Some comedienne said that Carrot Top is actually a really good person (in real life)

[quote] Carrot Top looks fucked

I don't want to think of It having sex of any kind

Some of my ugly expert's finest work!

I honor you, Queen Carlotta!

The guyliner really brings out his eyes.

I have heard he is nice.

He must be super rich and can retire comfortably when he is ready.

He’s turning into Weird Al.

Any non-BB link or recent pic from the news?

Who here has had him? Share your stories, whores.

Ok, he's just being a silly billy, no worries.

To complete my nightmare, Sandra Bernhardt arrives for a special Halloween three-way!

I had to look him up to remind me of what he looked like before.

That creature at OP bears zero resemblance to him or anyone I've ever seen before.

I believe his real name is Scott Thompson, the name of a past lover of mine.

Both seem to have their fair share of issues, that's for sure.

At first I thought Bill Maher in OP's photo was Fred Schneider.

At first glance I thought it was Danny McBride in a red wig scrunching his face up. Sorry, Danny!

Bill Maher in his prime would never have him be a guest on his show

I thought he was wearing a mask. He's not. Yikes.

She needs to name change to Carrot Bottom.

Was he EVER funny? In ANYTHING?

Who the fuck is the lame troll at R2, and where did it come from?

I've come across its posts in like 6 threads now (without actively being on the lookout for them). It always writes the same thing:

"I think [subject of thread] is terrific. I really do."

What a repetitive, unfunny, unimaginative, low-effort, dumb cunt of a troll.

He’s always had bad skin.

Someone should’ve gifted him a lifetime supply of sunblock SPF70

He's carrot bottom ( of the barrel) now.

I think r31 is terrific. I really do.

Damn, I'm 70 and even my skin isn't crepeing like his (look at the inside of his elbow). He looks like he dyes his eyebrows, and wears a ton of eyeliner, and then there's that fright hair or wig or whatever that thing is on his head. Clearly he's intentionally making himself look as freaky as possible.

R2 wants to be a meme but the IQ behind it is low 90s. Blocked long ago.

This is what you look like when you outlive your PS. Time for a refresh.

Look at that schnoz on Maher. Another couple of years he'll be Carl Malden.

Mick Hucknall has let himself go

If Gale Gordon had fucked Lucy . . .

I thought he died. Or was that Gallagher ?

Shit, he looks like Ron Jeremy.

He looks like Mindy Cohn's kid sister.

I always confuse him with the guy who used to smash watermelons with a sledgehammer

Gallagher ^^

Somebody in the "Who Has Been in Your Mouth" thread said they gave a blow job to Carrot Top. Said he was nice and smelled good or some other positive comment like that.

He gave me the creeps when he first came on the scene, but I guess he's OK, now.

I still don't like Bill Maher.

That CUNT Maher needs to get his OWN fucking act!

And they're the ones advocating legalising drugs!

The eyebrows are a big part of the problem.

[quote] The eyebrows are a big part of the problem

JUST the eyebrows, Rose?

The photo in the OP looks like a souvenir photo from the party for neighborhood sex offenders.

I've also heard he's a nice guy personally and not particularly "on."

See 4:05 - Carrot Top has never gotten any respect.

Maybe he isn’t photogenic but looks better in person. On video he looks a lot nicer. I think he is allegedly a really nice fellow. He might also be loaded from the popularity of his performances. I saw him on a celebrity roast once, and he was actually very funny.

Has there ever been any confirmation or proof of his sexuality? Does he only date in Europe with Vin Diesel?

Such a strange looking guy, I am intrigued

^ Madge.

Does he do Veggie Porn?

R35-That crepe-y skin on his arms is an example of what happens when a roided bodybuilder stops hitting the gym.

He’s got a rainbow pin on his hat

He’s not a looker, and that guy standing next to him looks like shit.

R24 Most of us had a Scott Thompson.

He’s rich as fuck.

I saw him in Vegas last year, and - to my surprise, I have to admit - his act is hilarious. He’s so funny, and yes, the rumor is he’s a very nice guy. Still, at some point in his act he walked into the audience, and when he got right in front of us, we all let out an audible gasp. The distance softens him.

Good Lord, that’s fucked up.

He always liked in shape, why ruin the face? It’s worse.

[quote]He’s got a rainbow pin on his hat

That’s not the gay rainbow pin — it’s the “stuck in 1979” rainbow pin.

he has always been strange looking. I remember him as video store clerk on Seinfeld over 40 years ago. 90 pound weakling, bright orange hair, androgynous appearance, full lips, pale skin.Awkward.

I didn't expect much from his act but I always laugh at his jokes. Visual gags.

Is he sangle?

Carrot Top isn't that bad compared to modern "comedians". At least he puts on a show and I like the lack of self importance in doing a bunch of sight gags. Comes off like a really chill guy actually, if he wasn't so hard to look at he seems like a great hang.

Here he is 12 days ago doing a podcast with another ginger:

Is he trying to be ginger Johnny Depp?

I saw his show in Vegas probably 15 years ago. The first 20 minutes were grab your stomach LOL hilarious-nonstop hyper prop humor.

Cyrano De Carrot Top

Is carrot top one of the Hawaii Stoners? Maher, Roseanne, Woody Harrelson? They all hang out together getting high and turning their brains into conservative/libertarian mush

OP = Henry Rollins

I’m honestly surprised how many DL’rs are fans of prop comedy and worship Carrot Top as one of the greats of the genre.

Is Kenny Bania based on CarrotTop? Seinfeld hated Bania

[quote] “he’s a prop comedian”

And Bania had reddish hair.

Don’t gingers have the pinkest holes on the planet.

Carrot Top is a clown. Intentionally. Consistently. He's built a career around it. And he's aging, and a committed clown who reveals his face while maintaining his clown face both looks this way and gets points for the enactment of his vision.

And I'm not a fan of the genre. But I see where it connects in the business and the art of show, and I respect him. As I also often cringe. After all, that's the point.

Makes Maher look like he's "aging gracefully".

Just reviving this thread to say, today I learned that Carrot Top's brother is/was a fighter jet pilot and his father was a Nasa engineer who helped train astronauts. He also earns about $8 million/ year for his Los Vegas show. Based on his interviews, he's a really lovely guy. Sounds like a catch if you can get beyond body/face dysmorphia stuff.

There's no way Carrot Top is 58. 78 is more believable.

Reminds me of a quote by Joseph Merrick, The Elephant Man: “Sometimes I think my head is so big, because it is so full of dreams”

R84 both of Jack Black's parents were satellite engineers, and one of his older half-siblings is a computer scientist.

[quote] Carrot Top looks fucked up

There, fixed that for ya.