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Lauren Boebert kicked out of "Beetlejuice" musical performance

[quote]U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and “causing a disturbance” during the performance.

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by Anonymousreply 142September 24, 2023 4:03 AM


by Anonymousreply 1September 12, 2023 11:39 PM


by Anonymousreply 2September 12, 2023 11:40 PM

I hate her.

by Anonymousreply 3September 12, 2023 11:41 PM

Complete trash

by Anonymousreply 4September 12, 2023 11:42 PM

Trailer trash and she has never been anything other than trailer trash.

by Anonymousreply 5September 12, 2023 11:43 PM

She's a 36-year-old grandmother. Enough said.

by Anonymousreply 6September 12, 2023 11:44 PM

What can you expect from someone who yells at her TV.

by Anonymousreply 7September 12, 2023 11:46 PM

Stupid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 8September 12, 2023 11:47 PM

I don't know enough about Colorado, but does she represent some hick, right-wing county, or what? How did she get elected, much less reelected?

I know it was a close reelection, but WTF? Seriously asking, not hyperbolically.

And will she win a third fucking time?

by Anonymousreply 9September 12, 2023 11:47 PM

r9 Her people LOVE her - it's psychotic, just like Trump's people. In their minds, she can do no wrong. "The media" is always against her.

by Anonymousreply 10September 12, 2023 11:48 PM

Gerrymandering. She barely won her term by 1% I believe (she initially was called to lose).

by Anonymousreply 11September 12, 2023 11:50 PM

Of course, R11. I should have realized. Cheating is the only thing Repuglicunts are good at.

by Anonymousreply 12September 12, 2023 11:52 PM

I thought that kind of behavior was normal at Beetlejuice.

by Anonymousreply 13September 12, 2023 11:53 PM

La B responds:

[quote]It's true, I did thoroughly enjoy the AMAZING Beetlejuice at the Buell Theatre and I plead guilty to laughing and singing too loud! 🤭 Everyone should go see it if you get the chance this week and please let me know how it ends! 😅

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by Anonymousreply 14September 12, 2023 11:56 PM


Who was her unnamed companion, I wonder.

by Anonymousreply 15September 12, 2023 11:58 PM

Dumb bitch.

by Anonymousreply 16September 12, 2023 11:59 PM

I plead guilty to laughing and singing too loud! = I was a loud drunk bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up for five minutes.

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2023 12:10 AM

I’m sure the dirty skank was under the influence. Does anyone know when she stopped turning tricks? I’d be very curious about the timing.

by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2023 12:15 AM

R9, despite being a district that's something like R+10 she still only won her district by about 500 votes. The far right loves her but a lot of moderates and independents don't

by Anonymousreply 19September 13, 2023 12:16 AM

According to the article, she pulled a, "Do you know who I am?". Dumb bitch.

by Anonymousreply 20September 13, 2023 12:17 AM

R20 "I dunno, the world's tackiest hooker? Where's your john, whore?"

by Anonymousreply 21September 13, 2023 12:18 AM

R19, and that was after redistricting made her district even more red than it was for her first win. In a person with self awareness, such a slim margin in such a heavily tilted district would cause some self-reflection, and changes in behavior. Not our Lauren, though. She took it as a sign to double down.

I have lived in Denver for 33 years, and it fills me with shame that she represents my state, despite the fact that I have no opportunity to vote against her, as her district is primarily the Western Slope, and south western Colorado.

by Anonymousreply 22September 13, 2023 12:21 AM

A hillbilly geeked that a "real Broadway musical show" visited her shit town.

by Anonymousreply 23September 13, 2023 12:22 AM

Of course she vapes. What a skank.

by Anonymousreply 24September 13, 2023 12:24 AM

If only Patti LuPone had been on stage to school her before she was ejected.

by Anonymousreply 25September 13, 2023 12:25 AM

God, I wish she would have pulled that at a Patti Lupone show.

by Anonymousreply 26September 13, 2023 12:25 AM

Oh, damn, now I want to see that r25, especially if Lauren Boebert made the colossal mistake of asking Miss LuPone, "Do you know who I am?"

by Anonymousreply 27September 13, 2023 12:30 AM

R21 is the best Cyrano

by Anonymousreply 28September 13, 2023 12:30 AM

Her punishment should be having to walk around the Capitol wearing a t-shirt that says "I fucked Ted Cruz".

by Anonymousreply 29September 13, 2023 12:31 AM

Once a hooker.

by Anonymousreply 30September 13, 2023 12:32 AM

Maybe she and MTG will shoot each other. They want to bring back the good old days after all, why not duels?

by Anonymousreply 31September 13, 2023 12:34 AM

Who would expect such a garish display from a gentlewoman who squirted out a baby in her truck?

by Anonymousreply 32September 13, 2023 12:34 AM

Skank ho

by Anonymousreply 33September 13, 2023 12:37 AM

She and her son were both arrested for rolling over a truck. And they both blew off court appearances. Whyte trash that thinks they're above the law.

by Anonymousreply 34September 13, 2023 12:39 AM

If only Congress worked that way.

by Anonymousreply 35September 13, 2023 12:41 AM

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

by Anonymousreply 36September 13, 2023 12:41 AM

They should have set her on fire

by Anonymousreply 37September 13, 2023 12:43 AM

That's Man Faced Cunt Lauren Boebert!

by Anonymousreply 38September 13, 2023 1:05 AM

Wasn't she also drunk as a skunk and not so much "Singing", as mocking the actors?

by Anonymousreply 39September 13, 2023 1:25 AM

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

by Anonymousreply 40September 13, 2023 1:29 AM

Keep it klassy, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 41September 13, 2023 3:32 AM

She looks like a deranged, humorless Ruth Buzzi.

by Anonymousreply 42September 13, 2023 3:41 AM


by Anonymousreply 43September 13, 2023 3:44 AM

Six foot, Seven foot, Eight foot... CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 44September 13, 2023 3:49 AM

R37 should’ve fed her to a sandworm

by Anonymousreply 45September 13, 2023 3:50 AM

I think Lauren is terrific. I really do.

by Anonymousreply 46September 13, 2023 3:51 AM

The only surprise is that she didn't pull out her Glock and kill a couple of ushers.

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by Anonymousreply 47September 13, 2023 4:09 AM

[quote] Who was her unnamed companion, I wonder.

Is Sarah Palin's son out on parole? Didn't he have a big dick? Or was that Bristol's baby daddy? Who can recall, they're all trailer trash.

by Anonymousreply 48September 13, 2023 4:11 AM

Dems should display her "modeling" photos in Congress, like Republicans did with Hunter Biden's nude photos

by Anonymousreply 49September 13, 2023 4:14 AM

The GOP has some of the ghettoist white people in the nation as members. Good Lawd.

by Anonymousreply 50September 13, 2023 4:18 AM

R49 I simply hear “Hunter Biden” and I become aroused.

by Anonymousreply 51September 13, 2023 4:25 AM

The tale of the tape.

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by Anonymousreply 52September 13, 2023 4:26 AM

She has a very manly face. Only the titties and the hair sway you otherwise. She looks a bit like Michael Medved.

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by Anonymousreply 53September 13, 2023 4:36 AM

She was singing? Does Beetlejuice have a score that would be familiar to her? Or have they interpolated some pop tunes into the show?

by Anonymousreply 54September 13, 2023 4:44 AM

R54 I'm sure she was belting out "day-o".

by Anonymousreply 55September 13, 2023 4:50 AM

I can see why she was unhappy... She was probably earning good money from those "Clients" she was with.

by Anonymousreply 56September 13, 2023 12:23 PM

[quote]Does anyone know when she stopped turning tricks? I’d be very curious about the timing.

Shortly before intermission ended.

by Anonymousreply 57September 13, 2023 12:31 PM

I'm still waiting for DL to dissect the concept of "Beetlejuice" as a musical.

by Anonymousreply 58September 13, 2023 2:24 PM

When she gets up in r52s video she seems unstable. Guessing drunk or high.

by Anonymousreply 59September 13, 2023 2:38 PM

Lauren WAS actually raised in a barn!

by Anonymousreply 60September 13, 2023 2:48 PM

It's so embarrassing and disgusting that a lowlife trashbag like Boebert (among others) is in our government.

by Anonymousreply 61September 13, 2023 3:14 PM

They should have punished her by shrinking her head.

by Anonymousreply 62September 13, 2023 3:17 PM

According to a website we can't talk about...Her date is a democratic bar owner she has quietly been dating

by Anonymousreply 63September 13, 2023 3:18 PM


by Anonymousreply 64September 13, 2023 3:44 PM

[quote] Her date is a democratic bar owner she has quietly been dating

Repugs are always hypocrites. But what's in it for him? And it's hard to imagine her doing anything "quietly."

by Anonymousreply 65September 13, 2023 4:13 PM

[quote]According to the article, she pulled a, "Do you know who I am?".

"Why yes, I do know who you are. You're a white trash piece of shit and a total embarrassment to our country's government. Now get your skank ass the fuck out of here."

by Anonymousreply 66September 13, 2023 4:55 PM

[quote] Her date is a democratic bar owner she has quietly been dating

That Democrat needs to be outed, shamed, and publicly humiliated for dating an insurrectionist hooker.

by Anonymousreply 67September 13, 2023 4:59 PM

Drink, drank, drunk. I wonder if she was dating this guy pre divorce announcement.

by Anonymousreply 68September 13, 2023 4:59 PM

What the fuck is a "democratic bar owner?" I doubt they guy is anything but a Trump-loving deplorable just like her so why describe him that way?

by Anonymousreply 69September 13, 2023 6:12 PM

R69 He’s in it for the motor boating and the methamphetamine.

by Anonymousreply 70September 13, 2023 6:25 PM

Did she get new larger implants? Don't remember seeing those big balls before.

by Anonymousreply 71September 13, 2023 7:02 PM

She looked quite like a prostitution ho too. Skin tight dress with too much cleavage.

by Anonymousreply 72September 13, 2023 7:13 PM

I can smell her pussy through the iPad screen. 🤢🤢🤢 🐟 🐟 🐟

by Anonymousreply 73September 13, 2023 7:14 PM

As I said in a different thread, I’m surprised she didn’t give her date a handjob in a secluded corner in the plaza outside the theater. Or, as I think more about it, the Clap in their cheap hotel room later that night.

Also, waiting for the next headline to be “Boebert’s theater date’s wife shocked to learn of betrayal!”

by Anonymousreply 74September 13, 2023 7:31 PM

Kick her out of Congress.

by Anonymousreply 75September 13, 2023 9:52 PM

Thems implants is new

by Anonymousreply 76September 13, 2023 9:54 PM

Looks like she was escorted out…she’s used to it.

by Anonymousreply 77September 13, 2023 9:55 PM

God I hate this fucking whore

by Anonymousreply 78September 13, 2023 10:04 PM

It's not the first time the words "Boebert" and "escorted" have been used in the same sentence.

by Anonymousreply 79September 14, 2023 12:02 AM

Was she really a hooker?

And if she was, who would pay to poke that?

by Anonymousreply 80September 14, 2023 12:07 AM

THIS is what you sent to Washington to represent you, Colorado. We feel so bad for you; do better.

by Anonymousreply 81September 14, 2023 12:28 AM

The whole being red thing.

by Anonymousreply 82September 14, 2023 12:37 AM

i find her kinda hot

by Anonymousreply 83September 14, 2023 12:43 AM

R81 hits the nail. If the trash in her district can't detect that a misfit, skanky whore is representing them, we need to keep telling them over and over until they see the light.

by Anonymousreply 84September 14, 2023 12:47 AM

Boebert=Beetlejuice, she was obviously moved that her life story was presented as a musical.

Also, she's 36 years of age and a grandmother. Her son is unmarried and impregnated a young Mexican woman.

by Anonymousreply 85September 14, 2023 1:50 AM

Quinn Gallagher

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by Anonymousreply 86September 14, 2023 1:57 AM

R86 He’s cute—not enough to excuse dating her, however.

by Anonymousreply 87September 14, 2023 3:19 AM

“Listen you fucking bitch…”

by Anonymousreply 88September 14, 2023 4:21 AM

The best part: the deep state video followed her from beginning to end of the “ejection experience”

by Anonymousreply 89September 14, 2023 4:25 AM

“Hunter Biden’s penis…” “I don’t want to hear ANOTHER. WORD. You hear me?!?!”

by Anonymousreply 90September 14, 2023 4:30 AM

Well, if I'm ever in Aspen, I will NOT be dining/drinking at Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar. I don't spend my $$ at businesses that fraternize with insurrectionists.

by Anonymousreply 91September 14, 2023 4:37 AM


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by Anonymousreply 93September 14, 2023 6:21 AM

I defy you to find a photo of her that can't be captioned, "Who farted?"

by Anonymousreply 94September 14, 2023 12:48 PM

Clearly high AF

As trashy as she is, she does serve a useful purpose as Large Marge's archenemy. I can't wait for the throwdown in the halls of congress between those two - you know it's coming

by Anonymousreply 95September 14, 2023 1:29 PM

Delia Deetz eat your heart out

by Anonymousreply 96September 14, 2023 1:30 PM

"If the trash in her district can't detect that a misfit, skanky whore is representing them, we need to keep telling them over and over until they see the light."

How would they know? Her constituents are all misfit, skanky whores themselves. That's why they elected her: they want one of their own in office.

by Anonymousreply 97September 14, 2023 1:41 PM

If he really hosted a drag show at his bar (and is clearly chasing LGBT and progressive dollars doing so), then he deserves to be cancelled and have his business boycotted out of existence.

by Anonymousreply 98September 14, 2023 2:27 PM

a highlight of the video at R52 is the two Datalounger uhers in the green vests who are giving a major "WTF"?? as Lauren is shown the door.

by Anonymousreply 99September 14, 2023 2:45 PM

We need Ruth Langmore to confront Bobo--"How's about I pop them tittys and squeeze out the silicone?"

by Anonymousreply 100September 14, 2023 2:57 PM

The Liberal Redneck breaks her down:

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by Anonymousreply 101September 14, 2023 3:16 PM

Liberal redneck is hilarious. He should run for something

by Anonymousreply 102September 14, 2023 11:48 PM

Lauren is NOT OK

by Anonymousreply 103September 16, 2023 12:59 AM

R101 fake accent

by Anonymousreply 104September 16, 2023 1:04 AM

Gotta take the trash out of theaters.

by Anonymousreply 105September 16, 2023 1:07 AM

I am seeing footage of the esteemed congresswoman, married woman and mother of four, 36 year old grandmother groping her date while he pulls on her fake, someone else paid for em, tits.

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by Anonymousreply 106September 16, 2023 1:12 AM


by Anonymousreply 107September 16, 2023 1:15 AM

Can we say Hoebert's name three times and send her back to her trailer park?

by Anonymousreply 108September 16, 2023 12:26 PM

Denver papers excoriating her:

"Just another day in the carefree life of U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert, whose M.O. is constant narcissistic chaos and whose developmental level appears to have been arrested in middle school," Carman wrote. "For the (less than) honorable representative of Colorado's 3rd Congressional District, it was another opportunity to flaunt rules and social norms and exhibit her contempt for anyone who might have come to the theater simply to enjoy the show."

"Boebert's actions are no laughing matter. They are an insult to ordinary Coloradans everywhere," Mario Nicolais wrote in the third piece. "The way Boebert treated the people around her that night is indicative of an entitled brat who believes her job makes her better than everyone else. That is a disgusting trait in anyone, but absolutely repugnant in a public servant."

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by Anonymousreply 109September 18, 2023 12:28 PM

She dresses like a whore

by Anonymousreply 110September 18, 2023 2:01 PM

[quote]She dresses like a whore

In that case, one could argue she’s dressed appropriately!

by Anonymousreply 111September 18, 2023 2:10 PM

Her constituents are not much better than her…they approve of her behavior.

by Anonymousreply 112September 18, 2023 3:07 PM

We'll see next year.

by Anonymousreply 113September 18, 2023 3:16 PM

Her little backalley chin implant is hilarious. It looks like some guy who watches a lot horror movies stuck a pile of guitar picks in her chin after cutting it open with a replica samurai sword.

by Anonymousreply 114September 18, 2023 3:18 PM

[quote] We'll see next year.

Pity we have to wait a whole year. There should be referendums on her every week so we could always say

[italic] Lauren Boebert: C U Next Tuesday [/italic]

by Anonymousreply 115September 18, 2023 3:22 PM

Okay, creative friends: time for someone to manufacture a Boebert big-busted bobble head doll with pumping hands.

Or at least a dog toy.


by Anonymousreply 116September 18, 2023 3:27 PM

R6 So judge mental. I hate queens like you.

by Anonymousreply 117September 18, 2023 3:39 PM

So stupid. I hate Beckys like you.

by Anonymousreply 118September 18, 2023 3:42 PM

R118 Well deal with it. I am a force of energy. I’m not going away anytime soon.

by Anonymousreply 119September 18, 2023 3:56 PM

Is that three or four public apologies now? She or her team are hilariously rattled.

by Anonymousreply 120September 18, 2023 4:00 PM

I’m thinking that LaurenSkankB, Miss Lindsay and MTG should move to the Epstein island and monetize a reality show about their lives

by Anonymousreply 121September 18, 2023 4:04 PM

I wonder what her team is like. Does she have seasoned professionals who have been on congressional staffs before or did she hire her own from back home? The former might be exasperated, especially the communications person.

by Anonymousreply 122September 18, 2023 5:38 PM


January 16, 2021

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by Anonymousreply 123September 18, 2023 5:57 PM

[quote]I am a force of energy

No, r119/Becky - You're an energy drain.

by Anonymousreply 124September 18, 2023 6:01 PM

Those who love her are as trashy as she is...unfortunately for the rest of us, there are more and more low life garbage winning elections.

People can relate to her because they are lowly, trailer shit themselves. When they act out they think. “well she does it, its OK"

by Anonymousreply 125September 18, 2023 6:07 PM

She wasn't mentioned at--not once--on Fox this weekend.

Also, this:

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by Anonymousreply 126September 18, 2023 6:20 PM

Lol I already have R119 blocked. Highly recommend it.

by Anonymousreply 127September 18, 2023 6:34 PM

Ugh r126. Bill Hagerty is also a POS.

by Anonymousreply 128September 18, 2023 6:36 PM

Maria B = Concerned Troll

by Anonymousreply 129September 18, 2023 6:49 PM

Maria B is more concerned about her next cocktail rather than trolls.

by Anonymousreply 130September 18, 2023 7:46 PM

Is Becky the latest iteration of he-who-can’t-cook? Or DeFucktoy? Her posts are ridiculous… from Demetrius to not knowing what it means for men to breed each other, its stupidity is an homage to Boebert

by Anonymousreply 131September 18, 2023 9:08 PM

Oh Heintz, she's straight from the gutter!

by Anonymousreply 132September 18, 2023 9:14 PM

The View's Ana Navarro on Lauren Boebert:

[quote] "No honey, you weren't eccentric. You were X-rated! ... cuz she's a staunch supporter of children, God forbid a child sees the fake boobies of a drag queen. Apparently, the fake boobies of a trash queen are OK!"

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by Anonymousreply 133September 18, 2023 9:56 PM

No apologies needed. Just your resignation. Now.

by Anonymousreply 134September 19, 2023 12:55 AM

The NY Post (not gonna link) says she's dumped the man who was her date at the theater.

by Anonymousreply 135September 19, 2023 1:00 AM

r131 = hasn't been outdoors since 1993.

by Anonymousreply 136September 19, 2023 1:01 AM

Boobert thinks the Air Force lost a jet because it's woke.

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by Anonymousreply 137September 19, 2023 1:06 AM

Whatever. She has a different boyfriend every night. This congresswoman, a married woman and mother of 4, and a grandmother, performed sexual acts in public. Just resign. Go away and stay away.

by Anonymousreply 138September 19, 2023 1:08 AM

And so goes the "Battle of the Skankback Hoes" for Drool-Daddy trump's attention.

"Your turn, eMpTy Greene; top that!"

by Anonymousreply 139September 19, 2023 1:28 AM

She's like the anti-Billie Dawn.

by Anonymousreply 140September 19, 2023 1:48 AM

WTF R136!? Cunt’splain yourself!

by Anonymousreply 141September 19, 2023 2:59 AM
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