Let’s be an Onion Article

Parents scream foul: Woodshop class violate’s states No drag culture in school policy.

You're not funny, OP. Do everyone a favor and take a break from the posting today.

After losing their homes, some desperate actors have joined the US auto industry.

R2 Clown gets murdered by angry mob after being too funny.

I don't get the connection between wood shop and drag.

None of you have even the tiniest idea what you're doing.

Pop Icon Beyonce brings Travis Kelce’s Ex girlfriend on stage to fight white privelege and spite Taylor Swift.

“The black book found at Mar a Lago contained the world’s most comprehensive list of mirrors in the world. Investigators are puzzled as to the reasoning behind the contents of this notebook.”

“Trump, the GOP frontrunner, gains slight edge over President Biden after murdering someone on 5th Avenue

Teacake is an annoying moron.

[quote]Conservatives parents say it’s the twerking which crossed the line.

Oh, dear.

[quote]Woodshop class violate’s states

Oh, dear.

[quote]white privelege

Oh, dear.

Alabama sets state curfew in attempt to combat wokeness.

Tyler Perry invites young hot Hollywood over for tea and then presents hole.

[quote]Alabama sets state curfew in attempt to combat wokeness.

This doesn't even work or make sense.

[quote]Tyler Perry invites young hot Hollywood over for tea and then presents hole.

Great, but how is that funny?

R11 My pussy so fkin wet. Yes. Don’t stop. You are king. Fuck over and over. I’m so wet.

R14 It’s funny because people say he is a big closet case. Fuck off. I don’t like your energy on this thread. 1st warning bitch.

[quote]It’s funny because people say he is a big closet case.

Still not funny.

[quote]Fuck off. I don’t like your energy on this thread. 1st warning bitch.

What you going to do? Block or ban me like a big pussy?

Somethings are funny because of ludicrousness of it all. Anyways why am I arguing with you about humor.

It's not ludicrous if you can believe it though? I think that's where the humor fails. Perry is 'known' to be gay as you say, and everyone knows that casting couch is a thing in Hollywood.

R19 The absurd part is him presenting hoke you dumb cunt. The Onion often features absurd randomness.

[quote]hoke

Are you drunk? Also it's still not funny. Sorry but it isn't, it just reads like typical DL assumption or wishful thinking.

R21 My pussy is so wet. It’s so moist.

OK, Cheryl, here's more to make your pussy wet.

[quote]Somethings are funny because of ludicrousness of it all. Anyways

Oh, dear!

NYU considers the level knowledge of Beyoncé’s discography for admissions.

Experts Confirm: Life Sucks, And Then You Die

The Onion really seems like 90s humor that doesn’t work in 2023.

R23 I love when you behave scholarly while fucking me senseless. I love being your fkin whore. My pussy is the wettest it’s ever been.

R26 You know what does work. Your dad’s hard cock.

NYC enacts Robin Hood Act

The new enables shoplifters compensation from the city if they are severely injured during robbery from store clerks and owners, progressives say this will allow robbers to maintain some form of dignity and self esteem after resorting to desperation for providing for their families.

Why Taylor Swift attending a Chiefs game spells economic disparity for the rest of us.