“6th grader gets jailed after showing classmates how to twerk while holding an AK-47.”
Conservatives parents say it’s the twerking which crossed the line.
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“6th grader gets jailed after showing classmates how to twerk while holding an AK-47.”
Conservatives parents say it’s the twerking which crossed the line.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 28, 2023 1:00 AM |
Parents scream foul: Woodshop class violate’s states No drag culture in school policy.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 11, 2023 6:42 PM |
You're not funny, OP. Do everyone a favor and take a break from the posting today.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 11, 2023 6:57 PM |
After losing their homes, some desperate actors have joined the US auto industry.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 17, 2023 5:15 PM |
R2 Clown gets murdered by angry mob after being too funny.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 17, 2023 5:19 PM |
I don't get the connection between wood shop and drag.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 17, 2023 9:23 PM |
None of you have even the tiniest idea what you're doing.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 17, 2023 9:25 PM |
Pop Icon Beyonce brings Travis Kelce’s Ex girlfriend on stage to fight white privelege and spite Taylor Swift.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 26, 2023 9:41 PM |
“The black book found at Mar a Lago contained the world’s most comprehensive list of mirrors in the world. Investigators are puzzled as to the reasoning behind the contents of this notebook.”
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 26, 2023 10:05 PM |
“Trump, the GOP frontrunner, gains slight edge over President Biden after murdering someone on 5th Avenue
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 26, 2023 10:21 PM |
Teacake is an annoying moron.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 26, 2023 10:24 PM |
[quote]Conservatives parents say it’s the twerking which crossed the line.
Oh, dear.
[quote]Woodshop class violate’s states
Oh, dear.
[quote]white privelege
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 26, 2023 10:26 PM |
Alabama sets state curfew in attempt to combat wokeness.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 26, 2023 10:27 PM |
Tyler Perry invites young hot Hollywood over for tea and then presents hole.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 26, 2023 10:27 PM |
[quote]Alabama sets state curfew in attempt to combat wokeness.
This doesn't even work or make sense.
[quote]Tyler Perry invites young hot Hollywood over for tea and then presents hole.
Great, but how is that funny?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 26, 2023 10:29 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 26, 2023 10:29 PM |
R14 It’s funny because people say he is a big closet case. Fuck off. I don’t like your energy on this thread. 1st warning bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 26, 2023 10:33 PM |
[quote]It’s funny because people say he is a big closet case.
Still not funny.
[quote]Fuck off. I don’t like your energy on this thread. 1st warning bitch.
What you going to do? Block or ban me like a big pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 26, 2023 10:34 PM |
Somethings are funny because of ludicrousness of it all. Anyways why am I arguing with you about humor.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 26, 2023 10:45 PM |
It's not ludicrous if you can believe it though? I think that's where the humor fails. Perry is 'known' to be gay as you say, and everyone knows that casting couch is a thing in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 26, 2023 10:48 PM |
R19 The absurd part is him presenting hoke you dumb cunt. The Onion often features absurd randomness.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 26, 2023 10:52 PM |
[quote]hoke
Are you drunk? Also it's still not funny. Sorry but it isn't, it just reads like typical DL assumption or wishful thinking.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 26, 2023 10:55 PM |
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[quote]Somethings are funny because of ludicrousness of it all. Anyways
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 26, 2023 11:00 PM |
NYU considers the level knowledge of Beyoncé’s discography for admissions.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 26, 2023 11:02 PM |
Experts Confirm: Life Sucks, And Then You Die
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 26, 2023 11:06 PM |
The Onion really seems like 90s humor that doesn’t work in 2023.
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by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 26, 2023 11:31 PM |
NYC enacts Robin Hood Act
The new enables shoplifters compensation from the city if they are severely injured during robbery from store clerks and owners, progressives say this will allow robbers to maintain some form of dignity and self esteem after resorting to desperation for providing for their families.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 27, 2023 8:15 PM |
Why Taylor Swift attending a Chiefs game spells economic disparity for the rest of us.
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