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Let’s be Faye Dunaway

I’m the daily slapping of the little homosexual boys.

by Anonymousreply 125September 24, 2023 5:53 AM

My last significant role was in Super Girl, nearly 40 years ago. If it weren’t for royalties from films I did in the 70’s, I’d be surviving on dog food and the generosity of strangers.

by Anonymousreply 1September 11, 2023 11:26 AM

I am the baked potato Faye refuses to eat because it wasn’t dropped onto the counter and therefore isn’t soft and fluffy.

by Anonymousreply 2September 11, 2023 11:37 AM

I’m the plastic surgery she definitely has never had.

by Anonymousreply 3September 11, 2023 11:39 AM

The response to this topic speaks volumes.

by Anonymousreply 4September 12, 2023 1:28 PM

I just toss my videos out the car window if the lackeys at the video store don't pick them up quickly enough.

by Anonymousreply 5September 12, 2023 1:53 PM

I'm not a fan.

by Anonymousreply 6September 12, 2023 2:00 PM

Maybe she is surviving on dog food and the generosity of strangers, R1.

by Anonymousreply 7September 12, 2023 2:02 PM

I’m her white trash Florida roots. She’ll never get away from me!

by Anonymousreply 8September 12, 2023 2:05 PM

I'm the Kusturica film that was a hit in all of Europe and Cannes but not well sold in this country.

by Anonymousreply 9September 12, 2023 2:20 PM

I’m the Lloyd Webber stupidity!

by Anonymousreply 10September 12, 2023 6:11 PM

I’m a big, big liar.

by Anonymousreply 11September 13, 2023 12:19 PM

I'm what's of the scenery in Supergirl after after I got through chewing it. I also gnawed on costars Brenda Vacarro and Helen Slater.

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2023 1:17 PM

I order a million changes to menu items in a Beverly Hills restaurant. Then I later say I hate the food and insult the waiter.

by Anonymousreply 13September 13, 2023 1:27 PM

Too bad we don't have recordings of Faye's worst antics because she can always deny them. Too bad many of them happened before cell phone cameras.

I would have enjoyed a secret recording of Faye being a real witch at the restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 14September 13, 2023 1:36 PM

I’ve disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 15September 13, 2023 1:47 PM

I'm Johnny Depp. Don't expect to get me for an interview.

by Anonymousreply 16September 13, 2023 1:48 PM

I am ". Ah,Ah, A,A.... Let's all Chant". !!!!! Circa 1978

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2023 1:51 PM

Oops Senior Moment! Forgot the video

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by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2023 1:52 PM

I’m Frank Perry failing to modulate me directorially.

by Anonymousreply 19September 13, 2023 2:52 PM

I'm the gray hair she removed with tweezers from her "Tea at Five" Katharine Hepburn wig.

by Anonymousreply 20September 13, 2023 3:32 PM

R20 Bitch stole my play AND bombed it on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2023 4:13 AM

I’m the uncanny resemblance to a juvenile orangutan.

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by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2023 4:21 AM

Separated at birth?

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by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2023 4:22 AM

I'm the "It's Let's be MISS Dunaway, bitches" cry let out when Miss Dunaway read the thread title and threw her salad at the laptop screen.

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2023 4:30 AM

I’m the cup of piss she threw in Roman Polanski’s face on the set of CHINATOWN!!

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2023 4:55 AM

I’m the broken fridge that was pummeled in the alley.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2023 5:09 AM

I'm a random witness to one of her melt-downs.

Really, the nerve of this bitch.

by Anonymousreply 27September 14, 2023 5:42 AM

I’m Liam, the son Faye claims to have given birth to, but that’s not true.

by Anonymousreply 28September 14, 2023 5:52 AM

I’m the assistant cringing when Faye yells “send me a copy!!!” after Faye took a photo with Meryl Streep.

by Anonymousreply 29September 14, 2023 6:12 AM

I’m every single public interaction seemingly ending in an explosion.

by Anonymousreply 30September 14, 2023 6:22 AM

I’m her sister AND her daughter!

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by Anonymousreply 31September 14, 2023 6:28 AM

I'm the one last great role she has left in her if the stars align to give this icon the respect she deserves!

by Anonymousreply 32September 14, 2023 8:49 AM

I'm all the great movies she was within spitting distance of starring in

by Anonymousreply 33September 14, 2023 8:52 AM

Look at how beautiful she is in r31. Why does she now look like a completely different person?

by Anonymousreply 34September 14, 2023 10:14 AM

I was surprised how frumpy she became in the 70s and she looked like another person when she collected her Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 35September 14, 2023 10:20 AM

I’m the respect she’s entitled to.

by Anonymousreply 36September 14, 2023 10:32 AM

R32 Paging Ryan Murphy!

by Anonymousreply 37September 14, 2023 10:32 AM

No R37 I was thinking of maybe some indie or character study like Nomadland, Far From Her, 45 Years. Does Faye speak French?

She would have been amazing in something like Tar it it was made 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 38September 14, 2023 10:41 AM

She was beautiful in Bonnie & Clyde and the Thomas Crown Affair (1967-68). Like model-gorgeous. Not even recognizable as the Faye of today.

By Puzzle of a Downfall Child (1970), she was on her way down. From Chinatown (1974) on, she looked like a frump.

Drugs are bad, kids.

by Anonymousreply 39September 14, 2023 10:45 AM

(I know I'm not following thread rules here, but this is a funny interview with Brenda Vaccaro about working with her on Supergirl )

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by Anonymousreply 40September 14, 2023 10:47 AM

R39 which drugs?

by Anonymousreply 41September 14, 2023 10:51 AM

I’m the Oscar for La La Land.

by Anonymousreply 42September 14, 2023 10:58 AM

I’m the calming with old age.

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by Anonymousreply 43September 14, 2023 11:02 AM

I wonder what she does day-to-day.

by Anonymousreply 44September 14, 2023 11:03 AM

Would love to take Brenda Vaccaro out for drinks. Sounds like she's got all her marbles and all the stories.

by Anonymousreply 45September 14, 2023 12:38 PM

I mean though why does she have that football field between her nose and her upper lip? It’s not there in the 70s.

One doesn’t develop football fields on one’s face as one ages.

by Anonymousreply 46September 14, 2023 12:39 PM

Faye needs a lip lift, for sure. She's positively simian now.

Faye, if you're in NYC and have enough left on your credit card, look up Gary Linkov.

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by Anonymousreply 47September 14, 2023 12:45 PM

[quote]Look at how beautiful she is in [R31].

I'm the "old world beauty" that is considered plain or ugly now because our standards are higher.

by Anonymousreply 48September 14, 2023 2:39 PM

R45 Oh, Brenda Vaccaro is the true queen of DL. A lifetime of scrappy work on made-for-TV movies, soaps, and summer-stock plays in Milwaukee. She knows everyone, but remains invisible.

But she's never driven drunk or lost an Oscar to Hilary Swank, so the queens on this site never talk about her.

by Anonymousreply 49September 14, 2023 2:43 PM

R49 Brenda is loved here, she played Sophia's hated daughter-in-law on Golden Girls!

by Anonymousreply 50September 14, 2023 2:50 PM

[ R 40 ] Thank you for that video. Poor Faye. Vaccaro gives a good character assessment. Faye is (or was) a great actress but in her personal life she struggles. Sad. Mental illness is a tough cross to bear. She probably would have been incredible in "Klute"

by Anonymousreply 51September 14, 2023 3:18 PM

I’m “accidentally” stabbing Mara Hobel with scissors and buying her a watch to make up for it.

by Anonymousreply 52September 14, 2023 4:19 PM

R51 Jane was more believable as a tough NY call girl than Faye would have been IMHO

by Anonymousreply 53September 14, 2023 4:25 PM

It's too bad Faye acted like an out-of-control lunatic on that Katharine Hepburn "Tea at Five" play a few years ago, ultimately getting fired (and sued?). She probably could have done well with it.

by Anonymousreply 54September 14, 2023 4:51 PM

I'm the small tupperware-like container that Faye brings with her to a restaurant and tells the waiter that she wants filled with a certain food item/items. Strict instructions are given on what is to be done with me.

by Anonymousreply 55September 14, 2023 5:00 PM

I’m looking for gatsby

by Anonymousreply 56September 14, 2023 5:06 PM

R54 That's because Ms. Dunaway IS an "out-of-control lunatic."

by Anonymousreply 57September 14, 2023 5:15 PM

I’m the guy who had the nerve to sit in the front row wearing a red baseball cap at Boston’s Huntington Theatre where Faye was appearing in Tea at Five.

Faye stopped the play and complained that my hat was distracting her and that I needed to remove it.

by Anonymousreply 58September 14, 2023 5:17 PM

Im the Rutanya Alda voodoo doll.

by Anonymousreply 59September 14, 2023 5:18 PM

R59 And unlike the Alan Alda voodoo doll, this one actually killed a career!

by Anonymousreply 60September 14, 2023 5:19 PM

R60 Wait, Alan Alda - please explain!

by Anonymousreply 61September 14, 2023 7:02 PM

R60 Nevermind, duh.

by Anonymousreply 62September 14, 2023 7:07 PM

To be that beautiful , that talented & that mentally ill. Just sad really. She would’ve worked forever if not for that facework.

by Anonymousreply 63September 14, 2023 8:35 PM

I'm James McCourt's gay-novel incarnation of Faye, "Kaye Wayfaring."

by Anonymousreply 64September 14, 2023 9:09 PM

It’s Faye. ‘Nuff said. But can’t we all just acknowledge that she was a brilliant actress? Hypnotic in Bonnie & Clyde, Chinatown and - let’s face it - Mommie Dearest.

by Anonymousreply 65September 14, 2023 11:02 PM

I am not one of her FANS.

by Anonymousreply 66September 14, 2023 11:42 PM

No, r48, sashay away please. Faye would not be considered plain or ugly today.

by Anonymousreply 67September 15, 2023 12:03 AM

More please

by Anonymousreply 68September 15, 2023 2:35 AM

They were reading her the lines through an ear piece. I don’t think it would have been a very accomplished performance.

by Anonymousreply 69September 15, 2023 2:45 AM

^^ in response to

[quote]r54 It's too bad Faye acted like an out-of-control lunatic on that Katharine Hepburn "Tea at Five" play a few years ago, ultimately getting fired (and sued?). She probably could have done well with it.

by Anonymousreply 70September 15, 2023 2:46 AM

I'm the dress being accessorized and sent up to her house in the opening scene of BEVERLY HILLS MADAM.

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by Anonymousreply 71September 15, 2023 3:02 AM

[quote]r32 I'm the one last great role she has left in her if the stars align to give this icon the respect she deserves!

The respect she’d be given by any STRANGER on the STREET!

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by Anonymousreply 72September 15, 2023 3:03 AM

I’m the 4th Oscar nomination that never came. Because Hollywood doesn’t go for booze an’ dope.

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by Anonymousreply 73September 15, 2023 3:12 AM

I'm the "Faye" performance that I've portrayed in every major acting production in which I've participated ever, beginning from the time when I tore myself out of my mother's womb.

by Anonymousreply 74September 15, 2023 3:22 AM

I’m the remake of THE WOMEN she was poised to do with Babs and Raquel Welch around 1980.

LAPD’s homicide division probably got wind of it and intervened.

by Anonymousreply 75September 15, 2023 3:32 AM

But would Jason Gould or Liam Dunaway O'Neill have played Little Mary?

by Anonymousreply 76September 15, 2023 3:34 AM

I’m The Fappening. I cut this crazy old chick a WIDE berth.

by Anonymousreply 77September 15, 2023 3:39 AM

I’m Irene Sharaff throwing raw steaks into her dressing room as a diversion.

by Anonymousreply 78September 15, 2023 3:40 AM

I'm Hilary Duff and Cathy Moriarty, playing the starlet and crone versions of Faye Dunaway in the indie biography that will blow the doors off Telluride in a few years.

I'm Kathie Lee Gifford, starring in the musical version. It was very much ill-advised, but I'll still get a Tony nomination out of it.

by Anonymousreply 79September 15, 2023 4:03 AM

I’m Michael McDonald coaching her on comedy.


by Anonymousreply 80September 15, 2023 4:46 AM

I’m raging at the Guardian for asking about the Polanski piss incident.

by Anonymousreply 81September 16, 2023 2:01 PM

I’m “It Had To Be You”, her flop sitcom

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by Anonymousreply 82September 16, 2023 2:55 PM

I’m her failed reality show “The Starlet” catchphrase from 2005.

“Don’t call us…we’ll call you.”

by Anonymousreply 83September 16, 2023 3:00 PM

No one understands that Towering Inferno was a comedy. Who couldn't bust out laughing at the thought of Susan's stunt double being a man leaping out of window five feet off the ground...

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by Anonymousreply 84September 16, 2023 3:28 PM

I’m Hilary Duff throwing shade.

“I might be mad if I looked like that now, too.”

by Anonymousreply 85September 17, 2023 12:25 PM

I'm the stack of Faye Dunaway VHS tapes she stole from the long-closed Video West.

by Anonymousreply 86September 17, 2023 1:19 PM

I'd never work again with that unprofessional bitch. What -- a -- cunt!

by Anonymousreply 87September 17, 2023 1:27 PM

A friend of mine (now long passed) had been a stage manager on Broadway in the late 60s/early 70s. She worked on a show that had a then-up and coming Faye Dunaway in it and told me Dunaway was like a robot. No humanity or even presence, but the moment she went on stage she would transform into something exciting and vibrant. She didn't say Dunaway was necessarily mean or unpleasant, but just remote to the extreme of near-parody.

I know it's not uncommon for actors to conserve their energy before a performance, but apparently this was Dunaway all the time. At least back then.

by Anonymousreply 88September 17, 2023 1:30 PM

[quote]No humanity or even presence, but the moment she went on stage she would transform into something exciting and vibrant.

I don't see a problem with that.

by Anonymousreply 89September 17, 2023 3:58 PM

I was looking at these photos of Andy Warhol screening his new Edie Sedgwick movie "Beauty no. 2" in what looks like a boardroom, and who should appear in the photos but Our Dorothy Faye.

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by Anonymousreply 90September 17, 2023 4:30 PM

We love Faye! Xoxo

by Anonymousreply 91September 17, 2023 4:39 PM

Are the homosexuals still mocking me?


by Anonymousreply 92September 17, 2023 7:44 PM

I’m the morning after.

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by Anonymousreply 93September 18, 2023 11:35 AM

R93, is that our Miss Faye impatiently waiting for the help to clean THIS FUCKING MESS up already?

by Anonymousreply 94September 18, 2023 11:52 AM

Oh, R93, I read this whole thread in hopes of being the one to post that shot. What a moment that was for her.

by Anonymousreply 95September 18, 2023 12:05 PM

I'm Roger Ebert's review of her film debut in The Happening 1(967)

"Faye Dunaway, in her first movie role, exhibits a real neat trick of resting her cheek on the back of her hand" 5-12-1967

by Anonymousreply 96September 18, 2023 12:42 PM

I'm Masterclass, which was sadly meant to be Faye's big comeback!

by Anonymousreply 97September 18, 2023 12:54 PM

R97, Is starring in a national tour considered a comeback?

by Anonymousreply 98September 18, 2023 1:07 PM

R98 no Faye wanted her performance immortalised on celluloid too!

by Anonymousreply 99September 18, 2023 1:32 PM

I’m the clear-away club (anyone in her eyesight when shooting).

by Anonymousreply 100September 18, 2023 1:49 PM

Faye in Master Class. She has more clarity than Patti LuPone did.

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by Anonymousreply 101September 18, 2023 3:13 PM

I'm subtlety, Faye and I have never met.

by Anonymousreply 102September 18, 2023 8:12 PM

I am Chinatown. I am one of the best if not THE best movie ever and Faye is INCREDIBLY GOOD in it.

by Anonymousreply 103September 18, 2023 8:24 PM

I'm Faye's dried up stinky clam

by Anonymousreply 104September 18, 2023 8:35 PM

When do we think was the last time Faye got laid?

by Anonymousreply 105September 18, 2023 8:45 PM

I’m the fuckin’ Prius

by Anonymousreply 106September 18, 2023 8:48 PM

She comes off well in this interview

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by Anonymousreply 107September 19, 2023 12:49 AM

I'm Liam her adopted son

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by Anonymousreply 108September 19, 2023 3:13 AM

I'm Bette Midler doing a one woman show as Faye's agent

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by Anonymousreply 109September 19, 2023 3:20 AM

I'm Clark Burckhalter in my only film

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by Anonymousreply 110September 19, 2023 3:29 AM

I’m the ONLY REAL bio flick of Evita. Fuck Madonna and the 3567890 others who have fucked her as well.

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by Anonymousreply 111September 19, 2023 3:32 AM

I’m comparing Leslie Jordan to Tennessee Williams. He is NOT allowed to call me “Dorothy Faye”, however.

by Anonymousreply 112September 19, 2023 6:33 AM

I'm Bette Davis' eternally unraised glass.

by Anonymousreply 113September 19, 2023 2:22 PM

I'm the fucked up bottom teeth that stayed fucked up long after she had her uppers replaced.

by Anonymousreply 114September 19, 2023 2:23 PM

I'm the fucked up top teeth, fucked up in a totally different way than those on the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 115September 19, 2023 2:23 PM

I’m the brief flashes of nipple in “Chinatown” and “Barfly”.

by Anonymousreply 116September 19, 2023 5:42 PM

I'm Faye's response to Leslie Jordan "You know dear that was a long time ago"

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by Anonymousreply 117September 20, 2023 2:08 AM

I’m Mae West. Yes, Miss Dunaway played me.

by Anonymousreply 118September 20, 2023 8:17 AM

I'm Terry O'Neill, Faye will never stop blaming me for lousing up her career

by Anonymousreply 119September 20, 2023 9:01 AM

I'm Sally Kirkland's Oscar campaign, upending Faye's chances for 'Barfly'.

by Anonymousreply 120September 20, 2023 9:04 AM

I’m another capricious act by a capricious man.

by Anonymousreply 121September 20, 2023 3:29 PM

I'm La La Land and I'll never forgive her the mix up

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by Anonymousreply 122September 23, 2023 12:55 AM

I’m hard, jagged and tastes like alcohol. Just like kissing Faye Dunaway.

by Anonymousreply 123September 23, 2023 8:29 AM

I’m every perplexed coworker, ever.

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by Anonymousreply 124September 24, 2023 5:18 AM

I'm the Oscar seat filler who laughed at her debacle at the 2017 Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 125September 24, 2023 5:53 AM
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