I’m the daily slapping of the little homosexual boys.
Let’s be Faye Dunaway
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 24, 2023 5:53 AM |
My last significant role was in Super Girl, nearly 40 years ago. If it weren’t for royalties from films I did in the 70’s, I’d be surviving on dog food and the generosity of strangers.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 11, 2023 11:26 AM |
I am the baked potato Faye refuses to eat because it wasn’t dropped onto the counter and therefore isn’t soft and fluffy.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 11, 2023 11:37 AM |
I’m the plastic surgery she definitely has never had.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 11, 2023 11:39 AM |
The response to this topic speaks volumes.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 12, 2023 1:28 PM |
I just toss my videos out the car window if the lackeys at the video store don't pick them up quickly enough.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 12, 2023 1:53 PM |
I'm not a fan.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 12, 2023 2:00 PM |
Maybe she is surviving on dog food and the generosity of strangers, R1.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 12, 2023 2:02 PM |
I’m her white trash Florida roots. She’ll never get away from me!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 12, 2023 2:05 PM |
I'm the Kusturica film that was a hit in all of Europe and Cannes but not well sold in this country.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 12, 2023 2:20 PM |
I’m the Lloyd Webber stupidity!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 12, 2023 6:11 PM |
I’m a big, big liar.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 13, 2023 12:19 PM |
I'm what's of the scenery in Supergirl after after I got through chewing it. I also gnawed on costars Brenda Vacarro and Helen Slater.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 13, 2023 1:17 PM |
I order a million changes to menu items in a Beverly Hills restaurant. Then I later say I hate the food and insult the waiter.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 13, 2023 1:27 PM |
Too bad we don't have recordings of Faye's worst antics because she can always deny them. Too bad many of them happened before cell phone cameras.
I would have enjoyed a secret recording of Faye being a real witch at the restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 13, 2023 1:36 PM |
I’ve disappeared.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 13, 2023 1:47 PM |
I'm Johnny Depp. Don't expect to get me for an interview.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 13, 2023 1:48 PM |
I am ". Ah,Ah, A,A.... Let's all Chant". !!!!! Circa 1978
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 13, 2023 1:51 PM |
I’m Frank Perry failing to modulate me directorially.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 13, 2023 2:52 PM |
I'm the gray hair she removed with tweezers from her "Tea at Five" Katharine Hepburn wig.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 13, 2023 3:32 PM |
R20 Bitch stole my play AND bombed it on Broadway.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 14, 2023 4:13 AM |
I’m the uncanny resemblance to a juvenile orangutan.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 14, 2023 4:21 AM |
I'm the "It's Let's be MISS Dunaway, bitches" cry let out when Miss Dunaway read the thread title and threw her salad at the laptop screen.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 14, 2023 4:30 AM |
I’m the cup of piss she threw in Roman Polanski’s face on the set of CHINATOWN!!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 14, 2023 4:55 AM |
I’m the broken fridge that was pummeled in the alley.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 14, 2023 5:09 AM |
I'm a random witness to one of her melt-downs.
Really, the nerve of this bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 14, 2023 5:42 AM |
I’m Liam, the son Faye claims to have given birth to, but that’s not true.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 14, 2023 5:52 AM |
I’m the assistant cringing when Faye yells “send me a copy!!!” after Faye took a photo with Meryl Streep.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 14, 2023 6:12 AM |
I’m every single public interaction seemingly ending in an explosion.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 14, 2023 6:22 AM |
I'm the one last great role she has left in her if the stars align to give this icon the respect she deserves!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 14, 2023 8:49 AM |
I'm all the great movies she was within spitting distance of starring in
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 14, 2023 8:52 AM |
Look at how beautiful she is in r31. Why does she now look like a completely different person?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 14, 2023 10:14 AM |
I was surprised how frumpy she became in the 70s and she looked like another person when she collected her Oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 14, 2023 10:20 AM |
I’m the respect she’s entitled to.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 14, 2023 10:32 AM |
R32 Paging Ryan Murphy!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 14, 2023 10:32 AM |
No R37 I was thinking of maybe some indie or character study like Nomadland, Far From Her, 45 Years. Does Faye speak French?
She would have been amazing in something like Tar it it was made 20 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 14, 2023 10:41 AM |
She was beautiful in Bonnie & Clyde and the Thomas Crown Affair (1967-68). Like model-gorgeous. Not even recognizable as the Faye of today.
By Puzzle of a Downfall Child (1970), she was on her way down. From Chinatown (1974) on, she looked like a frump.
Drugs are bad, kids.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 14, 2023 10:45 AM |
(I know I'm not following thread rules here, but this is a funny interview with Brenda Vaccaro about working with her on Supergirl )
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 14, 2023 10:47 AM |
R39 which drugs?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 14, 2023 10:51 AM |
I’m the Oscar for La La Land.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 14, 2023 10:58 AM |
I wonder what she does day-to-day.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 14, 2023 11:03 AM |
Would love to take Brenda Vaccaro out for drinks. Sounds like she's got all her marbles and all the stories.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 14, 2023 12:38 PM |
I mean though why does she have that football field between her nose and her upper lip? It’s not there in the 70s.
One doesn’t develop football fields on one’s face as one ages.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 14, 2023 12:39 PM |
Faye needs a lip lift, for sure. She's positively simian now.
Faye, if you're in NYC and have enough left on your credit card, look up Gary Linkov.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 14, 2023 12:45 PM |
[quote]Look at how beautiful she is in [R31].
I'm the "old world beauty" that is considered plain or ugly now because our standards are higher.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 14, 2023 2:39 PM |
R45 Oh, Brenda Vaccaro is the true queen of DL. A lifetime of scrappy work on made-for-TV movies, soaps, and summer-stock plays in Milwaukee. She knows everyone, but remains invisible.
But she's never driven drunk or lost an Oscar to Hilary Swank, so the queens on this site never talk about her.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 14, 2023 2:43 PM |
R49 Brenda is loved here, she played Sophia's hated daughter-in-law on Golden Girls!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 14, 2023 2:50 PM |
[ R 40 ] Thank you for that video. Poor Faye. Vaccaro gives a good character assessment. Faye is (or was) a great actress but in her personal life she struggles. Sad. Mental illness is a tough cross to bear. She probably would have been incredible in "Klute"
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 14, 2023 3:18 PM |
I’m “accidentally” stabbing Mara Hobel with scissors and buying her a watch to make up for it.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 14, 2023 4:19 PM |
R51 Jane was more believable as a tough NY call girl than Faye would have been IMHO
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 14, 2023 4:25 PM |
It's too bad Faye acted like an out-of-control lunatic on that Katharine Hepburn "Tea at Five" play a few years ago, ultimately getting fired (and sued?). She probably could have done well with it.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 14, 2023 4:51 PM |
I'm the small tupperware-like container that Faye brings with her to a restaurant and tells the waiter that she wants filled with a certain food item/items. Strict instructions are given on what is to be done with me.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 14, 2023 5:00 PM |
I’m looking for gatsby
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 14, 2023 5:06 PM |
R54 That's because Ms. Dunaway IS an "out-of-control lunatic."
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 14, 2023 5:15 PM |
I’m the guy who had the nerve to sit in the front row wearing a red baseball cap at Boston’s Huntington Theatre where Faye was appearing in Tea at Five.
Faye stopped the play and complained that my hat was distracting her and that I needed to remove it.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 14, 2023 5:17 PM |
Im the Rutanya Alda voodoo doll.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 14, 2023 5:18 PM |
R59 And unlike the Alan Alda voodoo doll, this one actually killed a career!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 14, 2023 5:19 PM |
R60 Wait, Alan Alda - please explain!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 14, 2023 7:02 PM |
R60 Nevermind, duh.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 14, 2023 7:07 PM |
To be that beautiful , that talented & that mentally ill. Just sad really. She would’ve worked forever if not for that facework.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 14, 2023 8:35 PM |
I'm James McCourt's gay-novel incarnation of Faye, "Kaye Wayfaring."
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 14, 2023 9:09 PM |
It’s Faye. ‘Nuff said. But can’t we all just acknowledge that she was a brilliant actress? Hypnotic in Bonnie & Clyde, Chinatown and - let’s face it - Mommie Dearest.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 14, 2023 11:02 PM |
I am not one of her FANS.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 14, 2023 11:42 PM |
No, r48, sashay away please. Faye would not be considered plain or ugly today.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 15, 2023 12:03 AM |
More please
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 15, 2023 2:35 AM |
They were reading her the lines through an ear piece. I don’t think it would have been a very accomplished performance.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 15, 2023 2:45 AM |
^^ in response to
[quote]r54 It's too bad Faye acted like an out-of-control lunatic on that Katharine Hepburn "Tea at Five" play a few years ago, ultimately getting fired (and sued?). She probably could have done well with it.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 15, 2023 2:46 AM |
I'm the dress being accessorized and sent up to her house in the opening scene of BEVERLY HILLS MADAM.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 15, 2023 3:02 AM |
[quote]r32 I'm the one last great role she has left in her if the stars align to give this icon the respect she deserves!
The respect she’d be given by any STRANGER on the STREET!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 15, 2023 3:03 AM |
I’m the 4th Oscar nomination that never came. Because Hollywood doesn’t go for booze an’ dope.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 15, 2023 3:12 AM |
I'm the "Faye" performance that I've portrayed in every major acting production in which I've participated ever, beginning from the time when I tore myself out of my mother's womb.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 15, 2023 3:22 AM |
I’m the remake of THE WOMEN she was poised to do with Babs and Raquel Welch around 1980.
LAPD’s homicide division probably got wind of it and intervened.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 15, 2023 3:32 AM |
But would Jason Gould or Liam Dunaway O'Neill have played Little Mary?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 15, 2023 3:34 AM |
I’m The Fappening. I cut this crazy old chick a WIDE berth.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 15, 2023 3:39 AM |
I’m Irene Sharaff throwing raw steaks into her dressing room as a diversion.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 15, 2023 3:40 AM |
I'm Hilary Duff and Cathy Moriarty, playing the starlet and crone versions of Faye Dunaway in the indie biography that will blow the doors off Telluride in a few years.
I'm Kathie Lee Gifford, starring in the musical version. It was very much ill-advised, but I'll still get a Tony nomination out of it.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 15, 2023 4:03 AM |
I’m Michael McDonald coaching her on comedy.
“DO THE LINES, MICHAEL! DO THE LINES!!!!”
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 15, 2023 4:46 AM |
I’m raging at the Guardian for asking about the Polanski piss incident.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 16, 2023 2:01 PM |
I’m her failed reality show “The Starlet” catchphrase from 2005.
“Don’t call us…we’ll call you.”
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 16, 2023 3:00 PM |
No one understands that Towering Inferno was a comedy. Who couldn't bust out laughing at the thought of Susan's stunt double being a man leaping out of window five feet off the ground...
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 16, 2023 3:28 PM |
I’m Hilary Duff throwing shade.
“I might be mad if I looked like that now, too.”
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 17, 2023 12:25 PM |
I'm the stack of Faye Dunaway VHS tapes she stole from the long-closed Video West.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 17, 2023 1:19 PM |
I'd never work again with that unprofessional bitch. What -- a -- cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 17, 2023 1:27 PM |
A friend of mine (now long passed) had been a stage manager on Broadway in the late 60s/early 70s. She worked on a show that had a then-up and coming Faye Dunaway in it and told me Dunaway was like a robot. No humanity or even presence, but the moment she went on stage she would transform into something exciting and vibrant. She didn't say Dunaway was necessarily mean or unpleasant, but just remote to the extreme of near-parody.
I know it's not uncommon for actors to conserve their energy before a performance, but apparently this was Dunaway all the time. At least back then.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 17, 2023 1:30 PM |
[quote]No humanity or even presence, but the moment she went on stage she would transform into something exciting and vibrant.
I don't see a problem with that.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 17, 2023 3:58 PM |
I was looking at these photos of Andy Warhol screening his new Edie Sedgwick movie "Beauty no. 2" in what looks like a boardroom, and who should appear in the photos but Our Dorothy Faye.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 17, 2023 4:30 PM |
We love Faye! Xoxo
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 17, 2023 4:39 PM |
Are the homosexuals still mocking me?
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, FELLAS!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 17, 2023 7:44 PM |
R93, is that our Miss Faye impatiently waiting for the help to clean THIS FUCKING MESS up already?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 18, 2023 11:52 AM |
Oh, R93, I read this whole thread in hopes of being the one to post that shot. What a moment that was for her.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 18, 2023 12:05 PM |
I'm Roger Ebert's review of her film debut in The Happening 1(967)
"Faye Dunaway, in her first movie role, exhibits a real neat trick of resting her cheek on the back of her hand" 5-12-1967
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 18, 2023 12:42 PM |
I'm Masterclass, which was sadly meant to be Faye's big comeback!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 18, 2023 12:54 PM |
R97, Is starring in a national tour considered a comeback?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 18, 2023 1:07 PM |
R98 no Faye wanted her performance immortalised on celluloid too!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 18, 2023 1:32 PM |
I’m the clear-away club (anyone in her eyesight when shooting).
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 18, 2023 1:49 PM |
Faye in Master Class. She has more clarity than Patti LuPone did.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 18, 2023 3:13 PM |
I'm subtlety, Faye and I have never met.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 18, 2023 8:12 PM |
I am Chinatown. I am one of the best if not THE best movie ever and Faye is INCREDIBLY GOOD in it.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 18, 2023 8:24 PM |
I'm Faye's dried up stinky clam
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 18, 2023 8:35 PM |
When do we think was the last time Faye got laid?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 18, 2023 8:45 PM |
I’m the fuckin’ Prius
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 18, 2023 8:48 PM |
I'm Bette Midler doing a one woman show as Faye's agent
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 19, 2023 3:20 AM |
I’m the ONLY REAL bio flick of Evita. Fuck Madonna and the 3567890 others who have fucked her as well.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 19, 2023 3:32 AM |
I’m comparing Leslie Jordan to Tennessee Williams. He is NOT allowed to call me “Dorothy Faye”, however.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 19, 2023 6:33 AM |
I'm Bette Davis' eternally unraised glass.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 19, 2023 2:22 PM |
I'm the fucked up bottom teeth that stayed fucked up long after she had her uppers replaced.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 19, 2023 2:23 PM |
I'm the fucked up top teeth, fucked up in a totally different way than those on the bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 19, 2023 2:23 PM |
I’m the brief flashes of nipple in “Chinatown” and “Barfly”.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 19, 2023 5:42 PM |
I'm Faye's response to Leslie Jordan "You know dear that was a long time ago"
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 20, 2023 2:08 AM |
I’m Mae West. Yes, Miss Dunaway played me.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 20, 2023 8:17 AM |
I'm Terry O'Neill, Faye will never stop blaming me for lousing up her career
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 20, 2023 9:01 AM |
I'm Sally Kirkland's Oscar campaign, upending Faye's chances for 'Barfly'.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 20, 2023 9:04 AM |
I’m another capricious act by a capricious man.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 20, 2023 3:29 PM |
I'm La La Land and I'll never forgive her the mix up
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 23, 2023 12:55 AM |
I’m hard, jagged and tastes like alcohol. Just like kissing Faye Dunaway.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 23, 2023 8:29 AM |
I'm the Oscar seat filler who laughed at her debacle at the 2017 Oscars.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 24, 2023 5:53 AM |