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Scruffy escaped murderer Danelo Cavalcante, 34, now looks 22.

What's his secret for turning back time?

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by Anonymousreply 69September 16, 2023 8:57 PM

I find this story captivating.

I think he'll commit suicide as they close in.

by Anonymousreply 1September 11, 2023 9:51 AM

This the Spider-man dude?

by Anonymousreply 2September 11, 2023 9:56 AM

They look really bad not having caught him and he's been hanging around in the same area for a week and a half.

by Anonymousreply 3September 11, 2023 10:44 AM

The cops after him seem to be half-assing it. This guy has visited numerous people he used to work with; LE didn't think to watch for that?

Also, OP: facial hair ages us. He shaved so he looks a lot younger,which most of us would.

by Anonymousreply 4September 11, 2023 10:51 AM

He must have had the potion.

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by Anonymousreply 5September 11, 2023 10:52 AM

Dick pics?

by Anonymousreply 6September 11, 2023 10:59 AM

Older guys shave facial hair because they get tired of dying their grey hair. They do not not younger. They just look worse.

by Anonymousreply 7September 11, 2023 11:19 AM

[quote]Older guys shave facial hair because they get tired of killing their grey hair.

by Anonymousreply 8September 11, 2023 11:24 AM

R8 dyeing, killing, murdering….whatever. They get tired of the fight.

by Anonymousreply 9September 11, 2023 11:34 AM

Using old pics. It's been done for decades on Grindr. Some of those pics should be in sepia!

by Anonymousreply 10September 11, 2023 11:54 AM

R10 these are not his pics but I assume you're just making a joke. These are doorbell cams from recent days. He's shaved a good 10 years off his looks.

by Anonymousreply 11September 11, 2023 12:18 PM

Big deal! I'm 64 and look 20.

by Anonymousreply 12September 11, 2023 12:24 PM

More hours and O.T. to be billed for Ginny in accounting, R3.

by Anonymousreply 13September 11, 2023 12:27 PM

"They look really bad not having caught him and he's been hanging around in the same area for a week and a half."

Not anymore he's not. Over the weekend he stole a van with the keys still in it and is now 25 miles from the 8 square mile perimeter the cops thought they had him contained.

by Anonymousreply 14September 11, 2023 12:38 PM

They have no fucking idea where this guy is. What a disgrace for Pennsylvania law enforcement. They better put his dead girlfriend’s sister in protective custody cause he could be halfway to her by now.

by Anonymousreply 15September 11, 2023 7:15 PM

Kudos to him. I hope he gets way far away, assumes a new identity, melts into the local community and lives happily ever after.

by Anonymousreply 16September 11, 2023 9:54 PM

He's described as extremely dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 17September 11, 2023 9:59 PM

[quote]Over the weekend he stole a van with the keys still in it

Who the fuck leaves their keys in the ignition of their parked car??

Some people are so stupid they deserve to be victims of crime.

by Anonymousreply 18September 11, 2023 10:00 PM

He must be using Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty. That melon extract is the real deal fountain of youth.

by Anonymousreply 19September 11, 2023 10:02 PM

R16 = Danelo Cavalcante. Sad

by Anonymousreply 20September 11, 2023 10:02 PM

Danelo is obviously spending most of the daytime on trees. Comes down at nightfall to scavenge for food and water. He's waiting out the cops.

by Anonymousreply 21September 11, 2023 11:00 PM

He really does look very different after shaving. It seems bonkers that they haven’t been able to apprehend him.

by Anonymousreply 22September 12, 2023 12:04 AM

He's a menace to society and needs to be captured. Killing is easy for him.

by Anonymousreply 23September 12, 2023 12:33 AM

[quote] He really does look very different after shaving.

He's a cold-blooded killer, but he cleans up nicely.

by Anonymousreply 24September 12, 2023 12:44 AM

Unbelievable. Didn't they have roadblocks to search vehicles leaving the area? These cops are just plain stupid.

by Anonymousreply 25September 12, 2023 3:37 AM

[QUOTE] He's a menace to society and needs to be captured.

Fuck capturing him. The best case scenario is that he gets murdered either by a cop or some homeowner whose house he broke into. This murderous cretin is overdue for the death penalty.

by Anonymousreply 26September 12, 2023 8:25 AM

Yes! Finally a homeowner takes some shots at him. That should make this motherfucker think twice before he goes breaking in somebody’s house again.

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by Anonymousreply 27September 12, 2023 8:54 AM

Great, so now he has a rifle.

by Anonymousreply 28September 12, 2023 8:56 AM

This thread has the potential to be a DL classic. I think he should get a job as a gay bartender. I’ve worked with a few that were worse!

by Anonymousreply 29September 12, 2023 8:57 AM

[QUOTE] Great, so now he has a rifle.

We don’t even know if it was loaded, or if he fired and he’s out of bullets.

Regardless, the end is near for him. He’s going to break into the wrong home and someone will do the world a favor.

by Anonymousreply 30September 12, 2023 9:07 AM

And he's an illegal. right?

Anybody know how long he's been living in America? Had various jobs? Lived in the Philly area mostly?

by Anonymousreply 31September 12, 2023 9:12 AM

Have you ever heard of Google R31?

by Anonymousreply 32September 12, 2023 9:25 AM

Creepy that he’s hanging out on people’s porches

by Anonymousreply 33September 12, 2023 9:44 AM

That might ultimately be his undoing, R33.

by Anonymousreply 34September 12, 2023 12:12 PM

Yes, he’s here illegally r31, but interestingly, he did not cross over the Mexican border, he came via Puerto Rico. So the wall wouldn’t have stopped him.

by Anonymousreply 35September 12, 2023 2:01 PM

They’re closing in on him.

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by Anonymousreply 36September 12, 2023 11:28 PM

Gotta love mom: My son killed two people, but I swear he’s not a threat to the public!

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by Anonymousreply 37September 13, 2023 1:33 AM

Oh, great. The Brazilian Eric Rudolph. It should be a few years 'til capture.

by Anonymousreply 38September 13, 2023 1:39 AM

Hot tip: don’t leave your keys in your van when a killer is on the loose.

by Anonymousreply 39September 13, 2023 2:07 AM

Every generation gets the Andrew Cunanan it deserves.

by Anonymousreply 40September 13, 2023 2:23 AM

Ozempic, Paleo, a lot of me time.

by Anonymousreply 41September 13, 2023 2:34 AM

R1 Why? He’ll be a fucking legend in the prison community after all this.

by Anonymousreply 42September 13, 2023 2:35 AM

r40 That rolls off the tongue nicely but makes absolutely no sense.

by Anonymousreply 43September 13, 2023 2:38 AM

He was spotted bartending in Palm Springs!

by Anonymousreply 44September 13, 2023 2:38 AM

I saw him at bingo!

by Anonymousreply 45September 13, 2023 2:52 AM

He was in the WeHo Robertson AA noon meeting yesterday!

by Anonymousreply 46September 13, 2023 3:08 AM

The guy is gonna end up in ADX Florence. He's gonna wish he was dead. Fuck with the government and find out. The government prints the money. The state will bury anyone that is too out of order

"The purpose of a boxcar cell is to gouge the prisoners’ senses by suppressing human sound, putting blinders about our eyes, and forbidding touch. Essential human needs are viewed with suspicion. Within the larger context of a control unit prison, the boxcar cell is designed to inflict physical and emotional isolation that wears down a prisoner’s will to resist. When this regimen undermines a prisoner’s health or distorts his/her personality, it’s considered the cost of doing business."


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by Anonymousreply 47September 13, 2023 3:21 AM

He definitely broke into a home recently and watched “To Wong Foo…”

by Anonymousreply 48September 13, 2023 4:27 AM

I heard his car broke down in Phoenix and he's working at a diner!

by Anonymousreply 49September 13, 2023 4:29 AM

He missed his dentist appointment--and he didn't call.

by Anonymousreply 50September 13, 2023 7:22 AM

The extended warranty on his car is about to expire. They'll get him.

by Anonymousreply 51September 13, 2023 7:23 AM

[quote] The extended warranty on his car is about to expire. They'll get him.

No, darling. they'll never get him because he has CarShield.

by Anonymousreply 52September 13, 2023 9:21 AM

CAUGHT! News conference at 9:30 AM ET.

by Anonymousreply 53September 13, 2023 1:03 PM

Buh bye fucko

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by Anonymousreply 54September 13, 2023 1:08 PM

Stick him in a Supermax.

by Anonymousreply 55September 13, 2023 3:11 PM

Who is the hunk on the top right with his head cut off the pic? Any nudes?

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by Anonymousreply 56September 14, 2023 12:54 AM

Hoping they send him to the prison where my friend is. That way I can keep tabs on him. (And no prisoner has ever escaped.) It’s a big lifer prison.

But I suspect the earlier poster was right — supermax for him.

by Anonymousreply 57September 14, 2023 1:19 AM

Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil? Why should American taxpayers have to foot the bill for housing and feeding this piece of shit for life?

by Anonymousreply 58September 14, 2023 1:53 AM

They seem quite rough with him at r56!

by Anonymousreply 59September 14, 2023 1:59 AM

[QUOTE] Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil? Why should American taxpayers have to foot the bill for housing and feeding this piece of shit for life?

In Brazil he might escape again.

Hey, I don’t want him in prison for life either—my preference was for the cops to execute him in the woods. 🤷‍♂️

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by Anonymousreply 61September 14, 2023 6:29 AM

Good work, Yoda!

What a good boy.

I hope he got a steak dinner or something.

by Anonymousreply 62September 14, 2023 6:54 AM

Handsome dog.

by Anonymousreply 63September 14, 2023 7:20 AM

[quote] Why don't they deport this fuck back to Brazil?

Better yet, deport him into a prison cell shared with George Dos Santos!

by Anonymousreply 64September 14, 2023 9:03 AM

R61 Catch the nasty man, I did! A nice meal, I deserve.

by Anonymousreply 65September 14, 2023 9:06 AM

DL was late on this story.

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by Anonymousreply 67September 14, 2023 10:27 AM

Mama’s mussy will have to wait. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 68September 14, 2023 10:49 PM

Well, they’ve put him in the prison where my friend is held.

I will see what I can find out in the coming months.

by Anonymousreply 69September 16, 2023 8:57 PM
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