READY FOR YET ANOTHER SEASON OF SOUTHERN CHARM?

Why is Venita still on the show?

She adds NOTHING to it.

Absolutely nothing, except for a little bit of background color.

I find that absolutely cynical and racist of Southern Charm to keep renewing her as a cast member, when she has no connection to the main cast, and she's not even real friends with any of them.

She has no story.

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Can't believe this dreck is still on

All the men look horrible. All alcoholics.

Venita was Naomie's friend but now Naomie is gone so what's the point. The rest of the cast clearly doesn't want her around.

Well that was quite a premiere. Taylor is nuts, Venita is everybody's friend, Austen shaded Madison's hubby (who is adorable) and Shep still looks like he smells.

Which of the male cast members are on the DL?

[quote] Which of the male cast members are on the DL?

Craig used to be a male prostitute in Charleston, for rich older men.

Madison’s husband is way too cute for her and her baggage so you can expect her to be shitting out a kid REAL QUICK. Pregnant by the end of the year, watch.

I just want to see Craig and Austin make out.

R10. You know it! It's implied in coming attractions for the season that she's either pregnant or trying to get pregnant. That husband is a doll. Patricia has a new butler so I'm guessing Michael is unable to go back to work. So sad. Seems like such a lovely man.

Madison’s firefighter husband is HOT!

All the other men are gross. Well, maybe not Rodrigo…whoever the fuck he is.

So Craig was an escort/manwhore?

That Taylor outburst was a shitshow. Did she say Paige cheated on Craig?

Just trash, mess and drama.

Don't like JT but love Rod (woof) and Rodrigo (Finally! An out of the closet SC gay!). Craig and Madison were on WWHL. Craig really is an idiot. Madison's hubby is sooooo sweet.

What happened to Micheal the butler?

Vanita is embarassing

What happened to the Indian girl with the black hubby?

Craig needs AA

So sick of Shep

Is Austen still whining that he hasn't seen Craig's dick yet?

As if this is a normal part of the straight boy bonding experience.

R19 He was still curious as of last season's reunion episode. To which Andy Cohen pointed out that as a gay man he had not seen the dicks of any of his gay male friends.

Austen's reply : Even Anderson's?

I rewatched some of the first season recently and it’s amazing how different the boys looked back then, granted it was nearly a decade ago. They’ve all gotten fat and gross, Shep looks particularly middle-aged. Interesting that they’ve added new “friends” this year, did they send out a casting call? Madison’s giant fake boobs/cleavage is still mesmerizing, and I’m gay.

Did I hear her correctly, when suddenly weird Taylor gifted her a dildo, did Madison say she had never used one?

R21, haha you're one of those gays going back to women.

Muppet mouthed Austen is hard to watch. He's just so bland.

Michael the butler has retired to Florida to be close to his family. I believe he lives in an assisted living facility following his stroke. Loved him on the show and it's clear Patricia and Whitney adore him.

Madison's husband Brett Randle is HOT!

Look at those arms!

Has Austen seen Brett's dick yet?

Can Madison’s hot husband not get a job with the Charleston fire department?

JT is a douche, and seems more in love with Shep than Taylor.

*than with Taylor.

Madison is a cunt. How on earth did she land a nice, hot guy like that? That engagement party was weird. The other guests looked like paid extras and where was Madison's kid?

Madison has a wedding video up on YouTube.

Brett looks really good.

I love how none of the Southern Charm cast attended Madison's wedding at R32.

Not even Madison's "bestie" Venita. Lol.

Are they STILL pretending Whitney is straight and his gold digging mother is some ideal of southern gentility?

JT is an obvious homosexual.

Most of these cast members are out-of-touch southern rich Republicans. That's all I need to know to not watch anymore.

Is Rodrigo meant to be the check-that-box gay Venita?

No one over the age of 16 should wear a baseball cap backwards.

Kind of hate Craig, but I've got to admit that he looked good on WWHL. I find it hard to believe the restaurant he and Austen started in NYC is an actual operational thing.