Closeted Baseball Players (and great asses)

Closeted or not I love seeing the booty

There have been rumors about Joey Votto

[quote] NOT a womanly ass

Why did you point that out?

Baseball players have great asses, especially catchers.

Catcher Mike Piazza has long been rumored to be gay. He even had to deny it.

Umpire got back.

Not closeted, but I learned about this guy, Josh Lowe, today. His brother also plays in MLB.

Josh Lowe. His brother, Nathaniel Lowe, plays for the Texas Rangers.

r7, so is Josh Lowe out?

You like the cheating Astros, OP?

The Cheatstros! Amirite?

R10, I do! Suck it.

Comedian Bill Burr on Seth Meyer’s show in 2021: I think the Houston Astros, that was a legit World Series championship. If the Red Sox and Yankees can have $200 million roided up free agent teams and go around the league like it’s their breakfast buffet, then why can’t they put in a camera and bang on a trash can? Good for them. They finally brought a gun to a gun fight.

It wasn't legit. They were a bunch of cheating scumbags and should have had that championship voided. Of course, Rob Manfred is just as corrupt as they are.

R7 That's a big-ass white boy.

R9 Out of what?

r15, Out of the closet, fool!

The face. Baseball is one of the best sports for giving you a lot of face time with the players. Makes the game more intimate.

r7 that's a beautiful man right there

No way Kike Hernandez hasn't had a big fat dick up his ass!

I am always surprised at how many professional baseball players marry early. If I was young, hot, and a rich, professional athlete, straight OR gay, I'd be fucking everything that moved. These guys tie themselves down with a woman by the time they're 23 or 24, pop out a bunch of kids, and then cheat on their wives.

Of course, the majority of players are super religious fundies, and several are MAGATs. When you find someone like, say, Mark Canha (recently traded to the Brewers from the Mets) who waited a bit to get married, is intelligent, thoughtful, well-spoken, and is all for the rights of every minority (and shows it), it feels like a small miracle. Another one who comes to mind is Taijuan Walker, pitcher for the Phillies.

Canha is hot as fuck and I'm sure he at least dabbled in the past. He went to Cal Berkley and he's very pro gay and has "eclectic" tastes. The redneck pitcher from Atlanta has an amazing fat muscular ass.

[quote] The redneck pitcher from Atlanta has an amazing fat muscular ass.

Which one?

R22 Spencer Snider. Huge thighs

Thanks, R23. It's Strider by the way.

Spencer Strider is indeed hot, but is a Class A douchebag.

Canha is a great guy and is deceptively built. In his uniform he doesn't seem like much, but I've seen him shirtless (in video) and my jaw dropped when I saw how great his body was.

R24 thanks! I saw him and passing at a bar and couldn't believe how tight his uniform was. I got the name here on DL but probably remembered it wrong.

There used to be an old website called is he/she gay. A forum. People would post and speculate about celebs who are gay, including sports people. A guy came on with the handle of 19-inch arms and posted a photo of himself with the face blurred out. He posted some clues as to who he was but never confirmed. Apparently, the guy he was dating was on the site too, and asked that the pic be taken down. I think his name was Axel or something. The guesses were Jose Canseco but he would deny that.

R25 that's disappointing. I assume he's probably MAGA. I find Canha insanely hot. I heard him speak and he's way too articulate for a straight guy. Guys like him weaken my knees.

Strider is a vegan who likes Bernie Sanders. He’s not MAGA.

Who was that baseball guy from a few years back that had a couple of threads on DL.....his butt was solid!

R25, what makes Strider a douchebag? Do tell!

He's a poor sport.

Any shirtless pics or where we can see the thighs? Never heard him unsportsmanlike or rude but i'm not one of the butch DLers who know these things.

He pitched (poorly) against the Mets last season and when they won, he badmouthed them and called them lucky. He's super cocky even though he's kind of cooled down in the past year. I'd say he was on the right team, though, as the majority of players on the Braves are assholes.

R25 do you have that Canha video shirtless? I could always tell he has a hot body. His ass looks good in his tight uniform

I don't, sorry. I saw it on MLB TV during one of the post-game interviews.

Cal Raleigh probably has the best ass of current players.

Which Braves player is the dreamy 1st baseman? He's cute and the the guy on third base has a big fat ass too and is kinda handsome.

I would also probably let Pete Alonso get it be he seems like a dick that would call you a faggot

Cal Raleigh is just fat.

Pete isn't hateful, he's just legitimately dumb.

Polar Bear.

Pete is a hot, dumb bear.

Polar Bear.

R30, Anthony Recker? The holy grail of baseball ass!!

Yeah, but Anthony is straight as an arrow, unfortunately.

Many years ago there were rumors on DL that Anthony had a secret boyfriend in Midland, Texas when he played there.

Listen...all of you assholes proclaiming someone is hot need to post some evidence.

Back in the day, it was rumored Johnny Bench, Mike Schmidt and George Brett were all gay.

Kike Hernandez is very slutty acting and likes to gay bait.

R50 Yeah, he ALSO likes to call people faggots. So, there's that

R50 = Rusty Staub

I secretly wished Steve Garvey and Ron Cey were gay. I wanted to see them naked. BADLY!

[quote] Yeah, he ALSO likes to call people faggots.

He does?

In the early(?) nineties there were three players on the same team (no pun intended) that were gay- two of them were a couple, and the third had his boyfriend hired as a 'batboy' for the team, who was at 21, the oldest batboy in the MLB at that time. All four lived in the same house.

R55, this means absolutely nothing without names. Fuck off.

Few things in life are as hot as seeing a #thicc baseball player squatting and showing off his ass, and I'm mostly a bottom!

Never heard Hernadez being a homophobe. He's played most of his career in gay friendly LA and he very openly cock teases.

R55 is full of shit.

R59 - I knew the MLB owner of that team, dumbass. I know the current owner, too.

R60, yet you still haven’t provided the names. I think you're lying from your mother’s basement.

Are we talking the Cincinnati Reds in the early 90s, R60? If so, I think I know who they are, R55.

R62 - Milwaukee Brewers. I don't remember the names. Don't do the baseball thing, only know the owners socially. PS I remember a 5 month job I did in Cincy in the late 90's and the Bengals were an interesting bunch.

In the same conversation (about gay guys in professional sports), he said that he really didn't think there were any less gays in pro sports compared to anything else based upon his discussions with other senior-types in the industry. It's like any high-visibility job, even nowadays you generally keep your mouth shut.

People on this site (who don't know high-visibility people) don't understand that when you are friends, you are expected to keep your mouth shut. I ran a small company that was all over the national media on a regular basis, and the big-mouths were always kept at arm's length. R61 et al are idiots.

Billy Bean (not to be confused with Billy Beane) was cute when he came out years ago while playing MLB.

He's still handsome today, but much older.

He reminds me of a young Tim Matheson.

I hoping for Joey Lucchese, Mets pitcher who fucked up badly last nite.

Joey Lucchesi fucks up most nights.

My niece was a sports physical therapist for minor league baseball and university football, she said baseball players are the biggest sluts of all. Even if they pretend to be religious they are major dawgs.

Bathe them and bring them to me R67.

Jeremy Pena (Astros) is hot! Not gay; just HOT!

Is anyone watching the Division Series?

On and off, R70. My team is not in the playoffs.

Omar Vizquel

Heard things about Jed Lowrie

Jed Lowrie’s hot, R73. As for Omar V., R72, I want to see a photo of the bat boy.

Why do people fall for trolls like r60?

I heard a rumor that I made up about someone whose name I don't know. So hot. Trust me.

R76 PRETTY MUCH

Has anyone mentioned former couple Xander Bogaerts and Mookie Betts yet?

They were a couple?

Spencer Strider has a big fat muscle ass and DL thighs

What his right name is I've never heard, but around here, he's known as Strider.

I really don’t want another Astros/Phillies World Series. Why do the obnoxious teams win?

The Rangers beat the Astros. Hallelujah!

I think that this guy, John Recker - a registered sex offender in Allentown, PA (Anthony Recker's hometown) - is Anthony's dad. Anthony grew up with his mom and stepdad, and even though the article doesn't mention Anthony, John totally looks like an older, rougher version of him. He was 49 when the article was written in 2012, so he'd be about 60 now. Anthony is 40, so he would've been 20 when Anthony was born.

That is indeed his father. He considers his stepfather his father.

I wonder if John (who is hot in that pic despite the rode-hard-and-put-away-wet look) is built like Anthony from the waist down.

Baseball booties, woo hoo!

[quote] I wonder if John is built like Anthony from the waist down.

If you've ever seen pictures of Anthony's mother, he definitely takes after her from the waist down.

Another mug shot of the father.

I've never seen his mom, but with those big hips of his I'm not surprised. His dad looks hot in that pic too, R88. Crazy, but hot.

His name is John Anthony Recker.

[quote] His name is John Anthony Recker.

Anthony's full name is Anthony Vito Recker. His mom is of Italian descent.

From the Shawn Mendes took his penis for a walk thread:

[quote] Lower body curves and fat are mostly caused by estrogen.

Christian Yelich naked.

Is Yelich still playing?

R94 According to Wikipedia, he currently plays for the Mliwaukee Brewers

I doubt they were gay, but the NY Yankees in the nineties- Jorge Posada, Tino Martinez, Paul O'Neal, Bernie Williams- a bevy of buttocks.

Thanks, R95. I hadn’t heard about him in a while.

OP, if you haven't seen it, try to find a bootleg video of TAKE ME OUT - the wonderful play about a gay baseball player,

To R30...Brady Anderson-Baltimore Orioles-ass and legs to DIE 4!!

To R49, Mike Schmitt (Phillies) is not GAY, I never heard anything GAY on George Brett, I met him before, he was nice.

Johnny Bench, very closeted, years ago. Married 4 times, terrible taste in women!!

George Brett had terrible hemorrhoids. Bottom?

I’d love to worship Matt Carpenter, Paul DeJong and Spencer Strider.

Not closeted, but I wish David Wright, the captain of the Mets, had not been so injury prone.

R96 — (Sigh) Paul O’Neill !! Haven’t thought of him in years. Gorgeous man, beautiful without being at all pretty.

I once had lunch with Paul O'Neill to discuss a charity project in the 90s. He was very quiet. It was hard to carry on a conversation with him, But, he was definitely easy on the eyes, and extremely tall. I had a boner during that lunch, anticipating the possibilities. Then I met his wife, a very sweet woman. I had to put those fantasies to rest.

A shame about O'Neill's politics though. That's definitely a boner killer.

Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez had an amazing pudgy ass.

[quote]What is the sexiest part of a baseball player?

The multi-million dollar contract.

Paul DeJong of the Chicago White Sox has THE ass of all baseball asses. No other player on any team has anything as thicc and luscious as his hot ass. I’d moterboat it for days on end.