The world of heterosexual

Let me bleach your hair out. Let's go down to Wagon Wheel Bar. I know there's some nice boys there for you

Yes, but unfortunately it’s also a more accepted life.

R2 doesn't . . . GET it.

You’re fuckin’ nuts Aunt Ida

R3 I do get it. I am a gay man. I also lived a married heterosexual lifestyle for ten years. I see the difference between both….

You do not get it…

Pretzels give you plaque

No, R5. You don't GET it.

R7 yes, I do get it!

No, R8. You don't.

I'm movin' to Detroit to find happiness within the aw-TO in-DUS-try.

R9 yes, I do! I see from your prior posts you have a tendency to be a negative angry hag. Unfortunately, there are two sides to life and also two people can have different perceptions. So, to place your ignorance on me and try to say heterosexual life is boring is a pathetic thread.

Do not start a thread if you are not mature enough to hear other people’s views. GTFU.

Geeesh, OP. Anyone can lead a sick and boring life. You don't have to be gay to be fabulous and exciting. I can't think of anyone right now, but I'm sure they exist.

R11: you DON'T get it.

Others here get it. R11 does not

Oh for FUCK’S sake. OP is quoting a film! Catch up..

I don't get it.

R15 GETS it.

Lmao!!

R5 was a closet case. Ha!

What brings you here to "La Lipstique," r11?

Dawn Pigport!

Could someone run and get me a double egg salad on white toast?

All I see here is TRADE!

Let me outta this cage, ya little M-F!

I don’t get it.

My response to all of you:

R2/R5/R8/R11 still does not GET it but has run away in fear. I see from your prior posts you have a tendency to be a cowardly craven closet case that no self-respecting homosexual seeks to know, even at last call.

R27 nope, I’m here. I’ve been busy with appointments. No closet case here. I’m happily gay. Reasons for marriage my ex tried to commit suicide when I canceled the wedding. I was young and stupid and married the cunt. Long story.

Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!

Acid does what Eterna 27 cannot!

R30 doesn't . . . GET it.

what movie is that quote from?

I worry that you'll work in an OFFICE!

I forget what this thread is about.

I got somethin’ for your face…motherfucker!

Knowing some quote and being cliquey about it when other people don’t know it...grow up. This isn’t middle school. Or maybe it is.

I'd suck the socks of R2 anytime!

R32 doesn't GET it.

R36 doesn't GET it.

Nice girls don't wear cha cha heels!

Seriously people help the illiterate. Did someone famous say this first?

R41 doesn't GET it.

I think I'll have a meatball sandwich for lunch.

I rarely eat any form of noodle

I never eat worms.

We'll get you a job at the baths, Mary!

I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti! Do I LOOK Italian?

^^^ " Well I heard all the strippers come here, and I got sick of my old salon."

What's wrong with the telephone company?

The things a girl has to put up with to get a little height.

This has to be something like Rocky Horror Picture Show? Or am I aging myself…

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

I don’t get it.

We were playing car accident

Good Lord, Francine. Don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home? Call me a cab this instant!

R51 doesn't GET it . . .

I'd like an extremally large glass of ice water please.

I would suck any of your dicks if I was suffocating and your balls had oxygen.

They shouldn’t go ramming it down out throats!

R36 has the face of an old woman.

For many people both gay and straight, being fabulous isn’t a life goal.

Never has a thread included so many dull queens who missed the entire fucking point.

Unfortunately, OP, these bargain basement, Mother's-doilies-on-the-end-tables queens have no pizazz and are indeed, in a sick and boring life.

R62 doesn't . . . GET it . . .

R64 she sure doesn't.

She's stuck forever at Mr. Ray's Wig World.

Am I invited? N!

Ok I got it it's from a John Waters movie I think a line Devane says am I right?

[quote] Ok I got it it's from a John Waters movie

Yes.

[quote] I think a line Devane says am I right?

Devane? No, it's not DIVINE. If you seriously can't spell DIVINE correctly your gay card is forever revoked.

[quote]Devane

R67 doesn't GET it.

Look at your hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel.

No, I don't want no goddamn eggs! I want MEAT! and POTATAS!

[quote] Devane

Yes, William Devane, star of many Jon Walters movies.

Troll

R67 needs to be viciously slapped.

R63 kiss ass. What’s it like being so intellectual?

R75 That's a burden you'll never have to carry, sweetheart.

But he could change, R76. He could get a nice beautician boyfriend. Then no one would have to worry about him.

R76 doesn't GET it. And is a smarmy CUNT.

OP is crossed out for some reason now.

The hetero cabal couldn't handle the truth, r79.

r2, Not only haven't you heard of Divine which is one of the key elements for this particular job but you also seem to lack general experience, and to be honest , we feel that you are sort of a dullard.

Surely, you can see our points.

Maybe R2's a chubby chaser!

or maybe R2'S a speed freak, or a rimmer or just a WHORE!

There are two kinds of people in this world, Miss Sandstone: my kind of people, and ASSHOLES.

That's Sandy Sandstone to you! Eat the bird bitch!

Let's go down to the Wagon Wheel. You can get a job as a female impersonator.

Best movie quote ever.

I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti. Do I look Italian? I'd like an extremely large glass of ice water.

Ah'd lahk to set fahr to this DUMP.

Who wants to DIE for ART????

Just because we're pretty everybody is jealous. I'm going to get a lot of presents. I'm going to take them back and get the money. You can do that, you know.

It's just a skirt and sweater!

I hate you, I hate this house and I hate Christmas!

Well, OP, you presumably wouldn’t exist if two heterosexuals hadn’t decided to get down and dirty.

All of you should go to church this very minute and NO FILTHY ROSARY JOBS!

R94 doesn't. . . GET it.

[quote] Well, OP, you presumably wouldn’t exist if two heterosexuals hadn’t decided to get down and dirty.

R97 gets it.

I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her.

It's HARD being a loving mother!

Rather be bored than dealing with all the creeps and grifters.

You wanna learn about America, Inga? In America we like boys! We like hot boys! Boys with roaming hands and rushing fingers!