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The world of heterosexual

is a sick and boring life.

by Anonymousreply 101October 18, 2023 11:19 PM

Let me bleach your hair out. Let's go down to Wagon Wheel Bar. I know there's some nice boys there for you

by Anonymousreply 1September 8, 2023 8:30 PM

Yes, but unfortunately it’s also a more accepted life.

by Anonymousreply 2September 8, 2023 8:31 PM

R2 doesn't . . . GET it.

by Anonymousreply 3September 8, 2023 8:32 PM

You’re fuckin’ nuts Aunt Ida

by Anonymousreply 4September 8, 2023 8:33 PM

R3 I do get it. I am a gay man. I also lived a married heterosexual lifestyle for ten years. I see the difference between both….

You do not get it…

by Anonymousreply 5September 8, 2023 8:38 PM

Pretzels give you plaque

by Anonymousreply 6September 8, 2023 8:39 PM

No, R5. You don't GET it.

by Anonymousreply 7September 8, 2023 8:39 PM

R7 yes, I do get it!

by Anonymousreply 8September 8, 2023 8:41 PM

No, R8. You don't.

by Anonymousreply 9September 8, 2023 8:42 PM

I'm movin' to Detroit to find happiness within the aw-TO in-DUS-try.

by Anonymousreply 10September 8, 2023 8:43 PM

R9 yes, I do! I see from your prior posts you have a tendency to be a negative angry hag. Unfortunately, there are two sides to life and also two people can have different perceptions. So, to place your ignorance on me and try to say heterosexual life is boring is a pathetic thread.

Do not start a thread if you are not mature enough to hear other people’s views. GTFU.

by Anonymousreply 11September 8, 2023 8:47 PM

Geeesh, OP. Anyone can lead a sick and boring life. You don't have to be gay to be fabulous and exciting. I can't think of anyone right now, but I'm sure they exist.

by Anonymousreply 12September 8, 2023 8:56 PM

R11: you DON'T get it.

by Anonymousreply 13September 8, 2023 9:39 PM

Others here get it. R11 does not

by Anonymousreply 14September 8, 2023 9:43 PM

Oh for FUCK’S sake. OP is quoting a film! Catch up..

by Anonymousreply 15September 8, 2023 9:50 PM

I don't get it.

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by Anonymousreply 16September 8, 2023 9:53 PM

R15 GETS it.

by Anonymousreply 17September 8, 2023 9:59 PM


by Anonymousreply 18September 8, 2023 11:29 PM

R5 was a closet case. Ha!

by Anonymousreply 19September 8, 2023 11:54 PM

What brings you here to "La Lipstique," r11?

by Anonymousreply 20September 9, 2023 12:34 AM

Dawn Pigport!

by Anonymousreply 21September 9, 2023 12:38 AM

Could someone run and get me a double egg salad on white toast?

by Anonymousreply 22September 9, 2023 1:15 AM

All I see here is TRADE!

by Anonymousreply 23September 9, 2023 1:29 AM

Let me outta this cage, ya little M-F!

by Anonymousreply 24September 9, 2023 1:31 AM

I don’t get it.

by Anonymousreply 25September 9, 2023 1:33 AM

My response to all of you:

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by Anonymousreply 26September 9, 2023 1:40 AM

R2/R5/R8/R11 still does not GET it but has run away in fear. I see from your prior posts you have a tendency to be a cowardly craven closet case that no self-respecting homosexual seeks to know, even at last call.

by Anonymousreply 27September 9, 2023 2:20 AM

R27 nope, I’m here. I’ve been busy with appointments. No closet case here. I’m happily gay. Reasons for marriage my ex tried to commit suicide when I canceled the wedding. I was young and stupid and married the cunt. Long story.

by Anonymousreply 28September 9, 2023 3:42 AM

Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!

by Anonymousreply 29September 9, 2023 4:31 AM

Acid does what Eterna 27 cannot!

by Anonymousreply 30September 9, 2023 5:00 AM

R30 doesn't . . . GET it.

by Anonymousreply 31September 9, 2023 6:06 AM

what movie is that quote from?

by Anonymousreply 32September 9, 2023 6:08 AM

I worry that you'll work in an OFFICE!

by Anonymousreply 33September 9, 2023 6:15 AM

I forget what this thread is about.

by Anonymousreply 34September 9, 2023 6:53 AM

I got somethin’ for your face…motherfucker!

by Anonymousreply 35September 9, 2023 7:16 AM

Knowing some quote and being cliquey about it when other people don’t know it...grow up. This isn’t middle school. Or maybe it is.

by Anonymousreply 36September 9, 2023 7:21 AM

I'd suck the socks of R2 anytime!

by Anonymousreply 37September 9, 2023 9:48 AM

R32 doesn't GET it.

by Anonymousreply 38September 9, 2023 12:35 PM

R36 doesn't GET it.

by Anonymousreply 39September 9, 2023 12:35 PM

Nice girls don't wear cha cha heels!

by Anonymousreply 40September 9, 2023 12:48 PM

Seriously people help the illiterate. Did someone famous say this first?

by Anonymousreply 41September 9, 2023 1:30 PM

R41 doesn't GET it.

by Anonymousreply 42September 9, 2023 5:18 PM

I think I'll have a meatball sandwich for lunch.

by Anonymousreply 43September 9, 2023 5:24 PM

I rarely eat any form of noodle

by Anonymousreply 44September 9, 2023 5:29 PM

I never eat worms.

by Anonymousreply 45September 9, 2023 5:30 PM

We'll get you a job at the baths, Mary!

by Anonymousreply 46September 9, 2023 5:33 PM

I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti! Do I LOOK Italian?

by Anonymousreply 47September 9, 2023 6:29 PM

^^^ " Well I heard all the strippers come here, and I got sick of my old salon."

by Anonymousreply 48September 9, 2023 7:45 PM

What's wrong with the telephone company?

by Anonymousreply 49September 9, 2023 9:00 PM

The things a girl has to put up with to get a little height.

by Anonymousreply 50September 9, 2023 10:29 PM

This has to be something like Rocky Horror Picture Show? Or am I aging myself…

by Anonymousreply 51September 10, 2023 5:58 AM

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

by Anonymousreply 52September 10, 2023 5:59 AM

I don’t get it.

by Anonymousreply 53September 10, 2023 6:49 AM

We were playing car accident

by Anonymousreply 54September 10, 2023 7:08 AM

Good Lord, Francine. Don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home? Call me a cab this instant!

by Anonymousreply 55September 10, 2023 8:15 AM

R51 doesn't GET it . . .

by Anonymousreply 56September 10, 2023 3:29 PM

I'd like an extremally large glass of ice water please.

by Anonymousreply 57September 10, 2023 3:33 PM

I would suck any of your dicks if I was suffocating and your balls had oxygen.

by Anonymousreply 58September 10, 2023 3:33 PM
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by Anonymousreply 59September 10, 2023 3:58 PM

They shouldn’t go ramming it down out throats!

by Anonymousreply 60September 10, 2023 4:28 PM

R36 has the face of an old woman.

by Anonymousreply 61September 10, 2023 4:32 PM

For many people both gay and straight, being fabulous isn’t a life goal.

by Anonymousreply 62September 10, 2023 4:41 PM

Never has a thread included so many dull queens who missed the entire fucking point.

Unfortunately, OP, these bargain basement, Mother's-doilies-on-the-end-tables queens have no pizazz and are indeed, in a sick and boring life.

by Anonymousreply 63September 10, 2023 5:13 PM

R62 doesn't . . . GET it . . .

by Anonymousreply 64September 10, 2023 6:44 PM

R64 she sure doesn't.

She's stuck forever at Mr. Ray's Wig World.

by Anonymousreply 65September 10, 2023 8:10 PM

Am I invited? N!

by Anonymousreply 66September 10, 2023 8:26 PM

Ok I got it it's from a John Waters movie I think a line Devane says am I right?

by Anonymousreply 67September 10, 2023 8:52 PM

[quote] Ok I got it it's from a John Waters movie


[quote] I think a line Devane says am I right?

Devane? No, it's not DIVINE. If you seriously can't spell DIVINE correctly your gay card is forever revoked.

by Anonymousreply 68September 10, 2023 9:01 PM


R67 doesn't GET it.

by Anonymousreply 69September 10, 2023 9:17 PM

Look at your hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel.

by Anonymousreply 70September 10, 2023 10:11 PM

No, I don't want no goddamn eggs! I want MEAT! and POTATAS!

by Anonymousreply 71September 10, 2023 10:12 PM

[quote] Devane

Yes, William Devane, star of many Jon Walters movies.

by Anonymousreply 72September 10, 2023 10:24 PM


by Anonymousreply 73September 10, 2023 10:30 PM

R67 needs to be viciously slapped.

by Anonymousreply 74September 10, 2023 10:32 PM

R63 kiss ass. What’s it like being so intellectual?

by Anonymousreply 75September 11, 2023 2:55 AM

R75 That's a burden you'll never have to carry, sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 76September 11, 2023 5:24 AM

But he could change, R76. He could get a nice beautician boyfriend. Then no one would have to worry about him.

by Anonymousreply 77September 11, 2023 6:01 AM

R76 doesn't GET it. And is a smarmy CUNT.

by Anonymousreply 78September 11, 2023 12:54 PM

OP is crossed out for some reason now.

by Anonymousreply 79September 16, 2023 1:03 PM

The hetero cabal couldn't handle the truth, r79.

by Anonymousreply 80September 16, 2023 1:09 PM

r2, Not only haven't you heard of Divine which is one of the key elements for this particular job but you also seem to lack general experience, and to be honest , we feel that you are sort of a dullard.

Surely, you can see our points.

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by Anonymousreply 81September 16, 2023 2:52 PM

Maybe R2's a chubby chaser!

by Anonymousreply 82September 16, 2023 6:47 PM

or maybe R2'S a speed freak, or a rimmer or just a WHORE!

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by Anonymousreply 83September 16, 2023 7:14 PM

There are two kinds of people in this world, Miss Sandstone: my kind of people, and ASSHOLES.

by Anonymousreply 84September 16, 2023 9:57 PM

That's Sandy Sandstone to you! Eat the bird bitch!

by Anonymousreply 85September 19, 2023 3:58 AM

Let's go down to the Wagon Wheel. You can get a job as a female impersonator.

by Anonymousreply 86October 15, 2023 12:41 AM

Best movie quote ever.

by Anonymousreply 87October 15, 2023 12:44 AM

I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti. Do I look Italian? I'd like an extremely large glass of ice water.

by Anonymousreply 88October 15, 2023 12:45 AM

Ah'd lahk to set fahr to this DUMP.

by Anonymousreply 89October 16, 2023 1:38 AM

Who wants to DIE for ART????

by Anonymousreply 90October 16, 2023 1:49 AM

Just because we're pretty everybody is jealous. I'm going to get a lot of presents. I'm going to take them back and get the money. You can do that, you know.

by Anonymousreply 91October 16, 2023 1:56 AM

It's just a skirt and sweater!

by Anonymousreply 92October 16, 2023 1:10 PM

I hate you, I hate this house and I hate Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 93October 16, 2023 1:26 PM

Well, OP, you presumably wouldn’t exist if two heterosexuals hadn’t decided to get down and dirty.

by Anonymousreply 94October 16, 2023 1:29 PM

All of you should go to church this very minute and NO FILTHY ROSARY JOBS!

by Anonymousreply 95October 16, 2023 1:36 PM

R94 doesn't. . . GET it.

by Anonymousreply 96October 16, 2023 1:41 PM

[quote] Well, OP, you presumably wouldn’t exist if two heterosexuals hadn’t decided to get down and dirty.

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by Anonymousreply 97October 16, 2023 1:42 PM

R97 gets it.

by Anonymousreply 98October 16, 2023 1:59 PM

I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her.

It's HARD being a loving mother!

by Anonymousreply 99October 18, 2023 6:53 PM

Rather be bored than dealing with all the creeps and grifters.

by Anonymousreply 100October 18, 2023 8:00 PM

You wanna learn about America, Inga? In America we like boys! We like hot boys! Boys with roaming hands and rushing fingers!

by Anonymousreply 101October 18, 2023 11:19 PM
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