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I'm the star of the Jardiance commercial

And you WILL love me!

All of me.

Now, then.

Tell me how beautiful and talented I am, not to mention that I'm a great singer.

Because I am a STAR, baby!

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by Anonymousreply 278February 4, 2024 4:30 PM

She looks lovely in yellow.

And quite big tits, too!

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by Anonymousreply 1September 7, 2023 3:44 PM

The comments at the bottom of the video are fucking hilarious!

[quote] @jmnyc212 The way they casually mention that pill may cause gangrene on your taint as if it was a nosebleed 🤣🤣

[quote] @MuggleSnuggles I'd rather hear the sound of my own children begging for their lives than listen to this commercial for the 600th time each day

[quote] @andredegiant3876 Everytime I see this woman start dancing I wish someone would drop a bag of marbles in front of her 🤸‍♀️💫

[quote] @chrisedmonds4022 That dance is the most exercise she has ever done.

[quote] @fartytowels8409 How did she manage to dance for that long, without her ankles snapping like twigs?

[quote] @valham5443 Wow what an ad! Why don’t they produce a Broadway musical next on terminal cancer. Who the heck approved this one?

My favorite thing about Americans is that we are probably the most snarky and hilarious people in the world!

by Anonymousreply 2September 7, 2023 3:50 PM

She looks like a giant, blood-stained, dancing lemon in that dress.

by Anonymousreply 3September 7, 2023 4:35 PM

Is she someone famous? The ad seems to treat her as if she’s the headline talent on set. Ricky Lake?

by Anonymousreply 4September 7, 2023 4:42 PM

Rachel Bloom and the songwriters from “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” should sue; her character had a similar song about being on antidepressants.

by Anonymousreply 5September 7, 2023 5:21 PM

May cause:

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrheeeaaaa.

by Anonymousreply 6September 7, 2023 5:24 PM

I'm thinking who ever put her in the yellow dress really hates her.

by Anonymousreply 7September 7, 2023 5:32 PM

HATE this commercial!

by Anonymousreply 8September 7, 2023 5:37 PM

John Waters & Ricki Lake should sue

by Anonymousreply 9September 7, 2023 5:50 PM

haha, I thought I was the only one who hated that commercial and chick in it

by Anonymousreply 10September 7, 2023 5:53 PM

I love the upbeat accompanying "Jardiance may cause serious side effects including ketoacidosis that may be fatal". Very danceable.

by Anonymousreply 11September 7, 2023 7:00 PM

How did this become standard for pharmaceutical commercials? They all seem to show people in a mass social setting that is obviously a stylised set. Blythe Danner did one where she walks through an obviously fake autumn festival as people mimed social interactions.

by Anonymousreply 12September 7, 2023 7:11 PM

I blame Sally's Boniva commercialls where she's throwing a ball to her "grandchildren" on the lawn.

by Anonymousreply 13September 7, 2023 10:58 PM

Bitch needs Ozempic!

by Anonymousreply 14September 7, 2023 11:47 PM

Celebrating BMI's over 40..... excellent!

by Anonymousreply 15September 8, 2023 12:02 AM

Did I see her in a touring company of Hairspray?

by Anonymousreply 16September 8, 2023 12:10 AM

And, like once-daily Jardiance, I'm really swell!

by Anonymousreply 17September 8, 2023 12:30 AM

Huge hips & ass

Orange Menace would not grab that by the poosey.

by Anonymousreply 18September 8, 2023 1:12 AM

I thought I was the only person that wanted to blow her brains out. Or, I mean, blow my brains out if I ever had to see that commercial again.

by Anonymousreply 19September 8, 2023 1:38 AM

I have a limp dick, but I manage it well. Viagra's a little blue that makes my dick swell. I take it when horny, which is most every day.

by Anonymousreply 20September 8, 2023 1:57 AM

She seems like an upbeat happy person but speaking of these commercials, they were banned on tv until 1997. They are only allowed now under the 1st amendment, freedom of speech. There are only 4 countries in the world that allow pharmaceutical commercials on tv. Dr.'s have been fighting like hell to get them off tv because they hate having their patients request certain drugs especially if they don't like them. At the time they removed the ban they banned liquor commercials and they don't allow cigarette commercials so I don't understand why the 1st amendment doesn't work for them too.

by Anonymousreply 21September 8, 2023 2:06 AM

Every time she flips her hair, like she’s some gorgeous junior high school mean girl, I want to harpoon those giant flapping beef curtains under her arms, jerk her from the set and toss her back in the ocean where she belongs.

by Anonymousreply 22September 8, 2023 3:09 AM

Jardiamce sounds like an intestinal condition.

by Anonymousreply 23September 8, 2023 3:14 AM

It sounds like a big pot for flowers.

by Anonymousreply 24September 8, 2023 3:20 AM

r21 Ciggy commercials are only banned because the settling tobacco companies agreed to it in a consent decree.

by Anonymousreply 25September 8, 2023 3:21 AM

Imagine the odor coming off her after someone gives her a good 20 minute fucking in the summertime. If she survives it.

by Anonymousreply 26September 8, 2023 3:22 AM

I anticipate her real-life home featuring one of those big L-shaped padded leather brown couches containing embedded food and beverage compartments, in between which she settles to feed while watching reruns of “The View,” often.

by Anonymousreply 27September 8, 2023 3:34 AM

I wonder what people like her get paid for an ad like that.

by Anonymousreply 28September 8, 2023 3:35 AM

What do you mean "people like her", r28?

by Anonymousreply 29September 8, 2023 3:38 AM

They pay her in cheetos.

by Anonymousreply 30September 8, 2023 3:40 AM

I’ve been waiting for this thread since the first time I laid eyes on her.

by Anonymousreply 31September 8, 2023 3:46 AM

Great big fat people, r29.

by Anonymousreply 32September 8, 2023 3:47 AM

Uhhhhh...she isn't paid by the pound.

by Anonymousreply 33September 8, 2023 3:55 AM

That gesture she does early in the commercial where she brings her hand up by her mouth like she's telling a secret is horrifying. I saw this queen doing it not stop while giving a talk at a work event and it made me want to throw up everywhere. It's not cute, it's revolting, it's like the gesture version of "baby talk".

by Anonymousreply 34September 8, 2023 4:17 AM

lol! I see this commercial all the time. It’s the new o-o-ozempic.

by Anonymousreply 35September 8, 2023 4:19 AM

Vienna sausage legs

by Anonymousreply 36September 8, 2023 4:35 AM

Actress / Jardiance Commercial: Deanna Colón, formerly Deanna DellaCioppa, has contributed music to several TV shows and films.

if she seems a little familiar to you, it's likely because she's no stranger to show business. In fact, you may be interested to know that this isn't her first time in the TV spotlight, having served as a contestant on "America's Got Talent" in 2013.

During her run on the show, Colón, who blew the judges away during her audition with a rendition of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from the musical "Dreamgirls," made it to the quarter-semifinals before being eliminated. However, that was just the beginning of her career. As her official website notes, the same year she appeared on "America's Got Talent," she also booked an extensive Big Lots ad campaign. Colón also worked extensively in TV and films with numerous soundtrack and music department credits to her name.

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by Anonymousreply 37September 8, 2023 4:45 AM

You know who is even more pissed? The woman who recorded the insipid song, only to be forced (along with the rest of us) to watch the blimp lip sync it.

by Anonymousreply 38September 8, 2023 4:46 AM

We are so proud.

by Anonymousreply 39September 8, 2023 4:57 AM

She takes her Jardiance at each days start!

by Anonymousreply 40September 8, 2023 4:59 AM

[quote]...those giant flapping beef curtains under her arms...

...also known as "bingo wings"!

by Anonymousreply 41September 8, 2023 5:19 AM

[quote]You know who is even more pissed? The woman who recorded the insipid song, only to be forced (along with the rest of us) to watch the blimp lip sync it.

R38. Colón, who blew the judges away during her audition (America's Got Talent, 2013) with a rendition of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from the musical "Dreamgirls," made it to the quarter-semifinals before being eliminated.

Maybe she sings the Jardiance song herself.

by Anonymousreply 42September 8, 2023 5:22 AM

If she danced that much about 4 days a week she would not need Jardiance.

by Anonymousreply 43September 8, 2023 5:38 AM

She is a real heavyweight in the business.

by Anonymousreply 44September 8, 2023 5:42 AM

[quote] What do you mean "people like her", R28?

Molly Shannon addresses your question, R29.


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by Anonymousreply 45September 8, 2023 7:30 AM

[quote] the same year she appeared on "America's Got Talent," she also booked an extensive Big Lots ad campaign

I knew she looked familiar!

I used to refer to her as one of the Big Lots Big Sluts.

She's so annoying!

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by Anonymousreply 46September 8, 2023 7:35 AM

She keeps up the weight gain, she’ll be singing on My 600-lb. Life. The dancing, though, will be too difficult for her.

by Anonymousreply 47September 8, 2023 9:04 AM

She makes me miss The Colon Lady.

by Anonymousreply 48September 8, 2023 9:14 AM

[quote] She makes me miss The Colon Lady.

Um, she IS the Colon lady.

Her name is Deanna Colon.

by Anonymousreply 49September 10, 2023 12:28 AM

I miss Dr Betty Buttcrack from the Lume commercials

by Anonymousreply 50September 10, 2023 2:27 AM

[quote]I miss Dr Betty Buttcrack from the Lume commercials

She’s busy lathering up her gunt. She sends her best though…

by Anonymousreply 51September 10, 2023 3:05 AM

R5 This is for you. I thought about the same song from that show.

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by Anonymousreply 52September 10, 2023 4:25 AM

Big sluts.

by Anonymousreply 53September 10, 2023 12:36 PM

I remember her from that horrible thing that happened when she went to Sea World: PETA tried to free her.

by Anonymousreply 54September 10, 2023 1:55 PM

She’s taken already. Happily married it looks to be.

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by Anonymousreply 55September 14, 2023 6:06 AM

Why are they singing and dancing about jaundice?

by Anonymousreply 56September 14, 2023 6:32 AM

Because they’re Asian Rose! They can’t tell if they have it!

by Anonymousreply 57September 14, 2023 7:20 AM

Rachel Ray looks very happy in retirement. Good for her.

by Anonymousreply 58September 14, 2023 8:00 AM

Yeah, so what, OP?

Feed you anything?

by Anonymousreply 59September 14, 2023 8:33 AM

the mailman who starts the quick blab about DO NOT TAKE IF.... but keeps talking without moving his mouth in the next quick edit?

Roman Polanski who is operating the clapperboard / slate

the stylist in the plaid shirt with sunglasses

the chubby in beige shorts doing a surfer move in the wall of the circular fountain

all the plus size dancers in the final aerial shot


by Anonymousreply 60September 14, 2023 8:41 AM

Is Ms. Colon’s middle name “Blocked?”

by Anonymousreply 61September 14, 2023 10:50 AM

Is Jardiance like Aviance for fat people?

by Anonymousreply 62September 14, 2023 11:00 AM
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by Anonymousreply 63September 14, 2023 11:16 AM

She will sing for food.

by Anonymousreply 64September 14, 2023 11:19 AM

The star is Deanna Colón, a contestant on "America's Got Talent" in 2013.

by Anonymousreply 65September 14, 2023 11:25 AM

No shit, R65.

R37 already informed us.

by Anonymousreply 66September 14, 2023 11:39 AM

Stop eating, fat bitch!

by Anonymousreply 67September 14, 2023 11:57 AM

Good Golly, Miss Molly. Look like a hog!

by Anonymousreply 68September 14, 2023 3:35 PM

the Kit-Kat club marquee in the long shot. I wanna go there.

by Anonymousreply 69September 14, 2023 3:55 PM

The only thing that commercial has going for it is the catchy music. The lyrics are worse than shit (swell?!?) and well everything else about it sucks too. I love the red wagon on the fire escape.

by Anonymousreply 70September 14, 2023 4:04 PM

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 71September 14, 2023 5:01 PM

Diabetic ketoacidosis, dehydration that can cause damage to your kidneys, higher likelihood of yeast and urinary tract infections, life-threatening bacterial infections in the perineum, allergies and dangerously low blood sugar. Also, you cannot take it if you're on hemodialysis or already take insulin... Also, the advert clearly says that you need to diet an exercise for the pill to be effective in lowering your blood sugar but, wouldn't that happen without Jardiance anyway, if you simply dieted and exercised?

So, basically, all the sunny imagery and the cheerful song have the purpose of hiding the fact that this is a poison pill that doesn't really solve anything, but causes many serious problems. The question is, who will buy this toxic product and most importantly, why?

Well, at least this Deanna lady has a nice voice, as per R63.

by Anonymousreply 72September 14, 2023 5:21 PM

They made all picture her perineum tearing. What could possibly be a worse side effect?

by Anonymousreply 73September 14, 2023 5:33 PM

She can it on my face!!!

by Anonymousreply 74September 14, 2023 5:56 PM

You forgot the letters S and H, r74.

by Anonymousreply 75September 15, 2023 9:21 PM

I recently was prescribed Jardiance.

These little pills are EXPENSIVE!

About $500/month.

by Anonymousreply 76September 15, 2023 9:24 PM

Deanna looks like she'd enjoy a good motorboating!

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by Anonymousreply 77September 15, 2023 9:25 PM

Every time I see this commercial it reminds me of high school where there was always one "fat chick" no one like. After being laughed at by wanting to join the cheerleaders they end up in a drama class whereby the instructor told them not to worry as they can sing and dance. You will be a STAR!!

Every move she makes is over exaggerated. She mouths a scripted conversation so well if you turn down the sound you can still here what she is saying when she is not singing. I am sure her family thinks this is her big break. Pun intended.

by Anonymousreply 78September 15, 2023 9:49 PM

R5 and R52, I love you.

Glad Donna Lynne Champlin isn't in this commercial.

by Anonymousreply 79September 15, 2023 10:06 PM

I don’t like the way she throws her weight around

by Anonymousreply 80September 15, 2023 10:14 PM

She's a large girl.

by Anonymousreply 81September 15, 2023 10:36 PM

[quote] She mouths a scripted conversation so well if you turn down the sound you can still here what she is saying when she is not singing.

Why would you need to turn the sound down? If she's mouthing it, she isn't actually speaking.

by Anonymousreply 82September 15, 2023 10:51 PM

Truth is, she's not mouthing any actual dialogue. She just mouths off her favorite foods so it looks like she's talking: Oreo, Hydrox, Double-Stuff Oreos, Vienna Fingers, Cheez-Its, Chips Ahoy!, Enyenmann's...

by Anonymousreply 83September 15, 2023 11:01 PM

Does Large Marge have any interesting new projects coming up??

Please tell me that a Jardiance commercial isn't the pinnacle of her amazing career.

by Anonymousreply 84September 15, 2023 11:08 PM

With all that dancing she should be thinner.

by Anonymousreply 85September 15, 2023 11:12 PM

I want to put my face between those boobs, shake my head fast side to side, and utter continuously and vigorously: burrr……..

by Anonymousreply 86September 15, 2023 11:27 PM

Too many tacos

by Anonymousreply 87September 15, 2023 11:28 PM

She learned her choreography at the Belinda Carlisle School of Dance.

by Anonymousreply 88September 16, 2023 2:10 AM

Can I have her autograph?

by Anonymousreply 89September 16, 2023 2:12 AM

Coming to Broadway: Funyun Girl!

by Anonymousreply 90September 16, 2023 4:27 PM

Meanwhile, it's Lady Gaga for Nurtec©..

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by Anonymousreply 91September 16, 2023 5:00 PM

I thought Gaga gave migraines.

by Anonymousreply 92September 16, 2023 6:36 PM

Type 2 diabetes is epidemic. Why? Because obesity is epidemic and for those with the familial risk, stay lean/normal weight is the first line of prevention. Type 1 diabetes has nothing to do with obesity, rather the pancreas does not make insulin. The key is to preventing type 2 diabetes is to prevent obesity from the get go- in children. Unfortunately doctors and parents have not been doing a good job.

This commercial is in insipid.

by Anonymousreply 93September 16, 2023 6:42 PM

“Don’t take Nurtec if you’re allergic to Nurtec” is the most absurd thing they say in these Rx ads. It’s like telling someone not to jump off a cliff if they have gravity sensitivity.

by Anonymousreply 94September 16, 2023 6:48 PM

She’s an exploding red pepper omelette.

by Anonymousreply 95September 16, 2023 6:48 PM

R79 Yes, Thank God Champlin isn't so professionally hard up that she would be reduced to this Jardiance crap. However, she could have done a good job with it. This is my favorite clip of her from "My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend."

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by Anonymousreply 96September 24, 2023 5:18 AM

Better for them XL guy, really. More cushion for the pushin.

by Anonymousreply 97September 24, 2023 5:36 AM

I feel very bad for this gal. She is being bullied, etc everywhere. If you look on her twitter page she started posting individuals comments and calling them out in their hate. It sounds like she is really going through a lot after starring in the medication commercial. Yikes 😬

by Anonymousreply 98September 24, 2023 6:25 AM

Ban big pharma commercials as is done with cigarettes.

Sing and dance to toilet paper, clothing brands, detergent, etc..

by Anonymousreply 99September 24, 2023 7:00 AM


Back when my husband did regular clinical work, his patients would always ask for “celebrate” instead of Celebrex.

by Anonymousreply 100September 24, 2023 7:18 AM

Oh, dear. I'm assuming this commercial is aimed at Millennial Gleeks becoming acquainted with Type II Diabetes!

by Anonymousreply 101September 24, 2023 7:21 AM

Doesn't she find the lyrics insulting? "The little pill with the BIG stor-e to tell?"

by Anonymousreply 102September 24, 2023 8:09 AM

Washing my ears out with this.

You’ve come a long way, baby.

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by Anonymousreply 103September 24, 2023 8:40 AM

Those who are considered not talented enough for consumer advertising find their way through a few less prestigious outposts. First comes B2B, then financial, with the final destination for has-beens and never-weres the world of DTC pharma. Tons of money, but horrible clients with no taste who focus group even their morning bowel movement. Some copywriter at McCann Health or Saatchi Wellness will go to Cannes next year for this, and not even be ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 104September 24, 2023 8:43 AM

R104 interesting.

by Anonymousreply 105September 24, 2023 9:08 AM

[quote] I feel very bad for this gal. She is being bullied, etc everywhere. If you look on her twitter page she started posting individuals comments and calling them out in their hate. It sounds like she is really going through a lot after starring in the medication commercial. Yikes 😬

Well, what exactly ARE these sick individuals saying to her?

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by Anonymousreply 106September 24, 2023 11:41 AM

[quote] I feel very bad for this gal. She is being bullied, etc everywhere. If you look on her twitter page she started posting individuals comments

She'll be fine.


by Anonymousreply 107September 24, 2023 7:55 PM

R91 she’s ugly

by Anonymousreply 108September 24, 2023 8:05 PM

She’s one of these woke fat Cunts who want to be worshiped and have zero criticism. If you look on her Twitter, she comes back at the or shall we say, claps back at the haters by by calling them “Slore 👹”

She’s a nasty hypocritical Cunt piece of work. She wants to live in fantasy land where she can be 450 pounds and believe people look at her like she’s Margot Robbie.

by Anonymousreply 109September 24, 2023 8:21 PM

Oh, and her name is… Deanna Colón

by Anonymousreply 110September 24, 2023 8:22 PM

Speaking of which, is there such a thing as a body positive (FAT) barbie?

by Anonymousreply 111September 24, 2023 8:30 PM

Her "dancing" is like watching the Hindenburg disaster played for comedic effect backwards and forwards at twice the actual speed.

Oh, the inhumanity of fat-power porn!

by Anonymousreply 112September 24, 2023 8:47 PM

My pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 113September 24, 2023 8:51 PM

She gives new meaning to the term "BIG PHARMA."

by Anonymousreply 114September 24, 2023 9:03 PM

The fat lady has sung so we need a new commerical.

by Anonymousreply 115September 24, 2023 9:15 PM

She's in a new commercial with Bad Bunny R115, and it's HOT!

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by Anonymousreply 116September 24, 2023 9:18 PM

Here's Ms. Colon thanking everyone involved in her "major project.

You'd think the bitch was receiving an OSCAR!

[quote] “Thank you, Thank you! You’re far too kind” - in my Jay Z voice

[quote] Yes it’s me in the new #Jardiance commercial! Thank you for all the texts, calls & DMs! ❤️🎉

[quote] So honored to be a part of the Musical! So many special moments & friends were made shooting this!

[quote] Big L❤️VE & Thank you to my agent @standerjackie of @thestandergroup , @marksnyderdesign @cacciatoremark & all the fabulous people at @evokegroup , my incredible Director @declanwhitebloom (a true honor working with you for the 3rd time D!), the incredible choreography team of @scotty_hislop & @tracyphillips66 , Shea & @jeanpixhere of @mophonics for the music, my epic co-star @mariomosley_mm & the entire talented cast, crew, photographer @robhoward10 & for keeping me flawless in Florida’s humidity @anacrane_beauty ! ❤️✨

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by Anonymousreply 117September 24, 2023 9:21 PM

Mental breakdown

by Anonymousreply 118September 24, 2023 10:18 PM

This commercial is disgusting. I really wish that they would ban Big Pharma from advertising poisons on TV. If they can ban cigarette ads they should ban these and lawyers as well. They're all bad for health and society.

by Anonymousreply 119September 24, 2023 10:32 PM

R119 did you just wake up to what's going on in the world? You sound as sharp as a dull knife. Hate to burst your incredibly insightful apifiny, but drug companies were banned from doing this long ago until, Ronald Reagan cozied up to the pharmaceutical industry and relaxed the laws. This is the result.

by Anonymousreply 120September 24, 2023 11:27 PM

I didn't know that R120. Actually, I wasn't alive during the Reagan administration so that's pretty informative about why this garbage is on TV.

by Anonymousreply 121September 24, 2023 11:44 PM

[quote]Hate to burst your incredibly insightful [bold]apifiny[/bold],

Oh dear. I just had an [bold] epiphany[/bold], R121, if you’re going to shade a comment, at least use real words.

by Anonymousreply 122September 25, 2023 12:20 AM

My beef is she says her A1C is down, but she's still very fat. Not fit fat. Jardiance is a water pill, so you pee a lot and that causes weight loss. She is obviously still pigging out, and we should see her exercising, not getting off a bus and standing on a water fountain singing.

by Anonymousreply 123September 25, 2023 12:43 AM

Jardiance is manufactured by the German pharmaceutical company, Boehringer Ingelheim. Blame them and their advertising agency for deliberately using an obese singer-dancer. Deanna Colón accepted the role for the money and exposure. Still, showcasing that excessive weight is not endearing. The commercial neglects to emphasize the importance of diet and exercise along with using the medication.

A catchy tune and colorful dancing is delivered. That’s it beyond the messaging that Jardiance makes happiness.

by Anonymousreply 124September 25, 2023 6:53 AM

She does have a nice singing voice…

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by Anonymousreply 125September 25, 2023 8:31 AM

Here’s her singing

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by Anonymousreply 126September 25, 2023 8:33 AM

I am nostalgic for those years when pharmaceutical companies were prohibited from advertising.

Because now we have singing and dancing gunts with asses you can set a tea tray on. Vile and disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 127September 25, 2023 8:53 AM

Her signature perfume is Le Jardiance de Max Factor.

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by Anonymousreply 128September 25, 2023 8:55 AM

Drug commercials really exploded in the 90s, when Bill Clinton’s FDA further loosened restrictions that had been first relaxed under Ronald Reagan. Deregulation was not just a Republican activity.

by Anonymousreply 129September 25, 2023 10:15 AM

OP Did you read the fine print on your contract OP Jardiance broad? Because we OWN your likeness now and every time we need a sassy heifer for an ad, our AI will use your digital likeness!

by Anonymousreply 130September 25, 2023 12:05 PM

Bill Clinton was a Democrat in name only, most of his policies were basically Republican. That's why he won by such a landslide, he pulled in a lot of Republican votes.

by Anonymousreply 131September 25, 2023 12:29 PM

I'll bet even when she was child I couldn't have gotten my hands around that throat.

But one takes comfort in the image.

by Anonymousreply 132September 25, 2023 12:45 PM

I misread R116 post and thought it said Blue Bunny as in the ice cream. I think this woman singing and dancing for ice cream is much more appropriate

by Anonymousreply 133September 25, 2023 1:55 PM

R126 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Dieting

by Anonymousreply 134September 25, 2023 2:09 PM

r119 r120 The government cant ban any industry from advertising because of the 1st Amendment. The tobacco industry signed a consent decree agreeing not to advertise.

by Anonymousreply 135September 25, 2023 2:12 PM

In the middle of it she talks to the film crew who are all normal size, all fawning over her before choosing that school bus yellow dress for her. It's a weird parallel universe moment, a little sad. This pill will make thin people admire you.

by Anonymousreply 136September 25, 2023 2:18 PM

R131 is a prevaricating fool.

by Anonymousreply 137September 25, 2023 3:45 PM

Deanna has a message for her haters, while vacationing in the MALDIVES!

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by Anonymousreply 138September 25, 2023 4:20 PM

Actually I think her dancing is less Belinda Carlisle and more Miss Ludie's basement.

by Anonymousreply 139September 25, 2023 4:21 PM

Funny you should mention Belinda Carlisle, R139.

Here they are together!

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by Anonymousreply 140September 25, 2023 4:25 PM

[quote]@andredegiant3876 Everytime I see this woman start dancing I wish someone would drop a bag of marbles in front of her

Why? She doesn't raise her foot high enough for a marble to go underneath. She shuffles.

by Anonymousreply 141September 25, 2023 5:00 PM

How in the hell does a medication cause a life threatening skin infection of the perineum?

She reminds me of Sarah Huckabee pre-Ozempic, so I hate her.

by Anonymousreply 142September 25, 2023 6:22 PM


Not a rhetorical question. How does a diabetes drug give one gangrene of the taint?

by Anonymousreply 143September 25, 2023 7:07 PM

I see a sequel ad: Taint Misbehavin’!

by Anonymousreply 144September 25, 2023 10:01 PM

I love it when my husband fingers my taint!

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by Anonymousreply 145September 25, 2023 11:34 PM

R134 lol

by Anonymousreply 146September 26, 2023 3:05 AM

R143 I think it’s really an excuse for men to not have to go down on a woman. Sounds like the best excuse ever to me. Who wants to go down on a big ol’ smelly fat woman. Not I.

by Anonymousreply 147September 26, 2023 3:07 AM

Going down on big smelly vat man not so vun either.

by Anonymousreply 148September 27, 2023 12:34 AM

She really is a hog.

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by Anonymousreply 149September 27, 2023 3:01 AM

[quote] Going down on big smelly vat man not so vun either.

Not for me!

by Anonymousreply 150September 27, 2023 9:14 AM

Are we sure this isn't really DL fave Melissa Beth Miller in a disguise???

by Anonymousreply 151September 27, 2023 12:27 PM

I really want Deanna to sit on my face!

by Anonymousreply 152September 28, 2023 3:12 AM

Do you want to commit suicide, R152?

by Anonymousreply 153September 28, 2023 3:32 AM

[quote] I really want Deanna to sit on my face!

Even better after a long, hot day dancing in the Florida sun!


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by Anonymousreply 154September 28, 2023 3:35 AM

That gunt, that ass...

by Anonymousreply 155September 28, 2023 3:37 AM

Good costume idea

by Anonymousreply 156September 28, 2023 4:12 AM

I'm dressing up as the Jardiance woman for Halloween.

by Anonymousreply 157September 29, 2023 9:19 PM

Wait! Is she supposed to be the Before or the After? Because if she's the end result of using that drug, I don't want it!

by Anonymousreply 158September 30, 2023 12:06 AM

I always think it's cute when fat people dance.

by Anonymousreply 159September 30, 2023 12:07 AM

Until the ankle-snapping starts, R159.

by Anonymousreply 160September 30, 2023 12:31 AM

She has quite a gunt in those jeans!

by Anonymousreply 161September 30, 2023 1:11 AM

Halloween costume!

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by Anonymousreply 162October 2, 2023 6:47 PM

Blame Maury Povich for popularizing this crap.

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by Anonymousreply 163October 4, 2023 10:50 AM

R138 I’m so disturbed by her instagram. She’s awfully smug for a big fat heifer.

by Anonymousreply 164October 7, 2023 6:43 AM

Is she related to Barney?

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by Anonymousreply 165October 7, 2023 6:48 AM

Haha R164.

Turkish Airlines lost her luggage, and she was pissed! I can only imagine her rage at the baggage service desk:

[quote] Istanbul & @turkishairlines just bought me a whole new bag of makeup, skincare line & brushes from @sephora , a new suitcase, 2 bathing suits, a cover up, bras, undies & some SPF cuz this is now at the level of complete bullshit! FIND MY BAG!!!!

[quote] Today we had to spend most of the day replacing my stuff

How did they know what size her "undies" are?

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by Anonymousreply 166October 7, 2023 6:56 AM

Her Jardiance was in her luggage and she is experiencing withdrawal-induced rage.

by Anonymousreply 167October 7, 2023 7:13 AM

Deanna Colón is Sally Bowles!

by Anonymousreply 168October 7, 2023 1:38 PM

More like Sally Bowels.

by Anonymousreply 169October 7, 2023 3:36 PM

Maybe that Sam guy stole her bag - he wanted that bathing suit!

by Anonymousreply 170October 7, 2023 3:40 PM

[quote] Maybe that Sam guy stole her bag - he wanted that bathing suit!

Yeah, he wanted to make a tent.

by Anonymousreply 171October 8, 2023 6:53 PM

That had to have been an enormous suitcase.

by Anonymousreply 172October 8, 2023 6:58 PM

Go fork yourself!

by Anonymousreply 173October 8, 2023 7:07 PM

R168 and R169,

She’s Sally Bowls filled with ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 174October 9, 2023 1:22 AM

The makeup and camera crew she is so animated about thanking in the commercial probably gave her more complements than the real ones filming the shots.

by Anonymousreply 175October 9, 2023 3:35 AM

When will she do a new Jardiance commercial since this one was such a big hit?

by Anonymousreply 176October 9, 2023 9:35 AM

I cant get that stupid tune out of my head, like that stupid dancing baby from Ally McBeal 30 years ago only 300lbs heavier.

by Anonymousreply 177October 9, 2023 9:37 AM

Do a beach scene commercial whereby she is in a lovely bikini. She glides onto the shore on a surfboard. Then she sings and dances and laser changes into a yellow, fashionable caftan.

by Anonymousreply 178October 9, 2023 9:46 AM

^later, not laser

by Anonymousreply 179October 9, 2023 9:49 AM

r176, they released a recut of the original. Expensive musical/dance commercials, shoot a shitload of footage for future recutting to cut costs.

by Anonymousreply 180October 9, 2023 12:14 PM

If I was an extra, I'd mouth something obscene like, "Oh my God, that dress makes me want to lick your undertit area and finger your cooch with four fingers and a thumb."

by Anonymousreply 181October 9, 2023 11:12 PM

Wonder if she’ll come to my town to wiggle & jiggle?

by Anonymousreply 182October 10, 2023 7:09 AM

I'm obsessed with her GUNT in those jeans.

I can't stop staring at it.

by Anonymousreply 183October 17, 2023 10:01 PM

I like how she swings her corpulent ass. A 20 yard tea tray throw?

by Anonymousreply 184October 17, 2023 10:13 PM

I wonder if she knows about Lume’ for bad days?

by Anonymousreply 185October 18, 2023 5:52 AM

That's embarrassing. I honestly thought "Jardience" or whatever is supposed to be a new fragrance!

by Anonymousreply 186October 18, 2023 7:44 AM

You'd think she could have at least gotten her hightlights touched up for the commercial shoot.

by Anonymousreply 187October 18, 2023 10:47 PM

I can't wait for Deanna's appearance in Jardiance 2: Electric Boogaloo!

by Anonymousreply 188October 18, 2023 10:57 PM

They keep re-cutting the video with various other extra large extras now having a speaking line dance spotlight in it.

by Anonymousreply 189October 18, 2023 11:59 PM

I noticed that too, R189.

In one commercial the guy dancing with her is a Postman. But in another version, that same guy is selling fruits!

Why did they do that?

by Anonymousreply 190October 19, 2023 12:31 AM

Dancing With The Stars next season!

by Anonymousreply 191October 19, 2023 12:59 AM

Or The Masked Singer!

by Anonymousreply 192October 19, 2023 1:01 AM

[quote] Or The Masked Singer!

They can give her the Barney costume.

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by Anonymousreply 193October 19, 2023 1:07 AM

Most of her backup dancers are fat hogs too. WTF???

by Anonymousreply 194October 19, 2023 5:19 AM

I think Jardiance is a fragrance for the nether region

by Anonymousreply 195October 19, 2023 12:14 PM

She is a star. Suck it, haters.

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by Anonymousreply 196October 19, 2023 12:39 PM

At R63 Howard Stern asks her if it's her dream to be a huge star. Howard, you can be a delicious bitch.

by Anonymousreply 197October 19, 2023 12:40 PM

Did that airline ever find this fat whore's luggage?

You know she doesn't pack light.

by Anonymousreply 198October 19, 2023 1:19 PM

[quote] Did that airline ever find this fat whore's luggage?

Yes, but Turkish Airlines decided that the Kurds needed it more, so they used her underwear to make refugee tents for the women and children.

by Anonymousreply 199October 19, 2023 1:56 PM

Doctor to patient: “Do you need any prescription refills”?

Morbid obese female patient responding to doctor: “I don’t need immediate refills on my current meds; however, would you please give me a prescription for Jardiance? I have always wanted to be a star, singing and dancing, and to finally be happy.”

by Anonymousreply 200October 19, 2023 7:46 PM

R196 The Postman always cums twice

by Anonymousreply 201October 20, 2023 7:01 AM

I gotta say she looks pretty good for 50. And that sassiness is ... snap: "“Calling me ‘fat’ at 50 years of age? I’ve heard ‘fat’ since I was 3,” she says. “What else you got?”

Her admiration for Roseanne is less appealing.

by Anonymousreply 202October 20, 2023 7:18 AM

[quote]Most of her backup dancers are fat hogs too. WTF???

That's the point, it's for fat people Rose.

by Anonymousreply 203November 21, 2023 1:18 AM

Catchy tune

I have stinky vaganosis and everyone can tell.....da, da, da

It's different from the fat folds that also smell.......da, da, da

by Anonymousreply 204November 21, 2023 1:21 AM

R120, direct advertising of drugs (prescription) was part of the 2004 drug bill of the Bush admin. No competitive bidding by CMS, reimbursement thru CMS (Center for Medicaid Medicare)- bill written by the pharmaceutical lobby.

The Biden admin has started the slow process of competitive bidding for drugs.

As for this ad and type 2 diabetes- in the Us returned to the prevalence of obesity in 1970, 80% of hypertension and hypoglycemic drug prescription would be unnecessary.

The girl in this ad would not need the silly drug if she lost as little as 30-50 lbs. This ad is so fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 205November 21, 2023 1:35 AM

30 to 50 lbs? More like 100 to 150 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 206November 21, 2023 1:45 AM

Trending……Get with the flow, DL.

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by Anonymousreply 207November 21, 2023 8:20 AM
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by Anonymousreply 208November 21, 2023 12:53 PM

Enough of Kitara waddling around the U.S. Capitol uttering lie after lie.

by Anonymousreply 209November 21, 2023 1:33 PM

I think it was R102 asking about the lyrics.....

She adds that extra beat on ".....with a big store-eee to tell."

I bet she refused to sing the original lyrics which was "....with a GREAT BIG story to tell."

by Anonymousreply 210November 21, 2023 1:44 PM

I used to work with a heifer who looked exactly like her. Even her ear lobes were obese. She would sit in the office crunching on her full can of Pringles for breakfast every morning. Just thinking about her ignites the hatred and flames on the side of my face.

by Anonymousreply 211November 21, 2023 3:07 PM

Why did you hate her so much, R211?

Was it the Pringles?

by Anonymousreply 212November 21, 2023 4:37 PM

I want a dance-off between the ovals from the Jardiance ad and the theys from the Truvada ad.

by Anonymousreply 213November 21, 2023 5:00 PM

Really swell.

by Anonymousreply 214November 21, 2023 10:37 PM

She be constantly hungry. Feed it.

by Anonymousreply 215November 22, 2023 5:27 AM

They should have her do Baby Shark.

by Anonymousreply 216November 22, 2023 5:44 AM

How are Ozempic users handling this holiday seeason

by Anonymousreply 217November 22, 2023 7:02 AM

I think I've read this thread a total of three times, and it gets funnier every time.

by Anonymousreply 218November 22, 2023 4:21 PM

I want to see Deanna do a Mukbang where she stuffs her face with food, while singing the Jardiance song!

by Anonymousreply 219November 22, 2023 4:29 PM

How does one sing with food in one's mouth?

by Anonymousreply 220November 22, 2023 4:35 PM

I want see a picture of the poster who bought a yellow dress and went as Jardiance Jill for Halloween.

Did you get lots of treats?

Were you popular with the populace?

by Anonymousreply 221November 23, 2023 2:35 PM

Wonder what Deanna consumed today for Thanksgiving?

She must be stuffed and napping on the couch by now.

by Anonymousreply 222November 23, 2023 6:27 PM

[quote] Wonder what Deanna consumed today for Thanksgiving?

[quote] She must be stuffed and napping on the couch by now.

That poor toilet!

It probably took a beating.

by Anonymousreply 223November 23, 2023 6:34 PM

R223 The toilet has a big story to tell!

by Anonymousreply 224November 23, 2023 9:28 PM

[quote]I blame Sally's Boniva commercialls where she's throwing a ball to her "grandchildren" on the lawn.

AGREED! I've hated Sally Field with a passion ever since she sold out and became a big pharma whore. How low can she possibly go? What, she didn't have enough money already?Boniva had more adverse reaction reports submitted to the FDA than any other drug on the market for many years there. It literally cripples old people. Sally should be fucking ashamed of herself.

by Anonymousreply 225November 23, 2023 11:47 PM

[quote] How does one sing with food in one's mouth?

It can be tricky but it's worth it to keep eating!

by Anonymousreply 226November 25, 2023 2:05 PM

The commercial celebrates the joy of having Type II diabetes

by Anonymousreply 227November 25, 2023 5:04 PM

I can't imagine this moo cow between takes huffing and puffing from the thick hip wiggles.

by Anonymousreply 228November 26, 2023 1:57 AM

Those back-up dancers must have recently chewed up some first-rate gummies.

by Anonymousreply 229November 29, 2023 10:42 PM

You’re all a bunch of liars!!

by Anonymousreply 230November 29, 2023 10:44 PM

When will there be an appearance on “Dancing with the Stars”?

George Santos is another that may appear soon on “Dancing with the Stars”.

by Anonymousreply 231December 2, 2023 10:17 AM

Has she lost any weight yet?

by Anonymousreply 232December 2, 2023 12:52 PM

[quote] Has she lost any weight yet?

My fat is my fame, baby! Those pounds are dollars to me!

by Anonymousreply 233December 2, 2023 4:30 PM

Why doesn’t Deanna look like she spent a month in a microwave oven?

by Anonymousreply 234December 2, 2023 4:51 PM

Hey y'all! (Yes I'm Puerto Rican from Brooklyn, but I pretend to be from Texas)

I don't have much going on in my career right now, so we've released a new version of my Jardiance commercial for you to enjoy!

This time, I'm on a bus and walking past a fruit stand (no thanks!), and my postman has turned into my fruity fruit vendor (No pun intended. I think).

And it's just as fun as ever. Enjoy!!

(Don't forget to read all the warnings!)

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by Anonymousreply 235December 9, 2023 12:58 PM
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by Anonymousreply 236December 9, 2023 1:07 PM

Which one of you ROTTEN CUNTS did this to my beautiful commercial???

I'm RUINED!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 237December 9, 2023 1:18 PM

I hope she doesn't get that infection that destroys your taint.

by Anonymousreply 238December 9, 2023 2:42 PM

I hope she does get it (and worse). Karma, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 239December 9, 2023 3:24 PM

R234 that’s Sharon Ozybornagain, to you, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 240December 9, 2023 3:26 PM

The one with Jamie Lynn Spears! When did she age so much? I suspect it's the weight-loss. JLS is thin

by Anonymousreply 241December 9, 2023 6:19 PM

The new version of her commercial at R235 has a lot more fat people.


by Anonymousreply 242December 10, 2023 12:44 AM

What is the drug actually for? I just saw the commercial yesterday for the first time and need to get caught up.

by Anonymousreply 243December 10, 2023 12:52 AM

They all couldn't fit in the first one R242.

by Anonymousreply 244December 11, 2023 2:54 AM

[Quote] The new version of her commercial at [R235] has a lot more fat people. Why?

Kraft services must have overfilled the trough on the previous shoot

by Anonymousreply 245December 13, 2023 10:11 PM

Dancing on the mini-wall around the statue/monument looks disturbing. She could fall and who helped her up there? That scene shows too much hips and posterior.

by Anonymousreply 246December 15, 2023 8:11 AM

That blue outfit she wears is so unflattering. She looks like Violet Beauregard.

by Anonymousreply 247December 30, 2023 1:11 AM

Fat people scare me

by Anonymousreply 248December 30, 2023 1:30 AM

Sorry Deanna, you've been replaced!

By someone thinner.


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by Anonymousreply 249January 29, 2024 7:56 PM

R249 must be watching MSNBC!

by Anonymousreply 250January 29, 2024 8:33 PM

I don't like the new bitch at all. Deanna made that drug a STAR. This woman makes it a Dollar General generic appetite suppressent. No star quality at all on this one

by Anonymousreply 251January 29, 2024 9:36 PM

I saw it several times during the coverage of the US Skating Competition.

I still think it's Deanna's voice but a different big fat fatty.

Her dancing is even worse than Deanna's or maybe it's Miss Ludie's choreography......

by Anonymousreply 252January 29, 2024 9:39 PM

I can’t take it. I can’t handle change. I loved how fat and sassy Deanna was . Even the Jardiance Lady has left me. 2024 has been rough so far.

by Anonymousreply 253January 29, 2024 10:17 PM

I like the new commercial.

The tall delivery guy seems to be cruising the older guy in the elevator.

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by Anonymousreply 254January 29, 2024 10:20 PM

What kind of office does this red haired tubstar work in? A co-worker who doesn't know you have to plug in a copier/printer? I too miss Deanna, this red head is creepier.

by Anonymousreply 255January 29, 2024 10:40 PM

Chrissy Metz should be on Jardiance. When she's on with Kelly and Michael, since she can't fit in the tall chairs, they drag out the low sofa.

by Anonymousreply 256January 29, 2024 10:44 PM

Why doesn't she get the yellow dress? The star treatment? The commercial within a commercial structure that made the original so compelling, so fresh, so new? Why? Why? Why?

by Anonymousreply 257January 29, 2024 11:59 PM

Her crimped hair is giving me a headache.

by Anonymousreply 258January 30, 2024 3:35 PM

I didn't think the choreography could be worse than the original but boy was I wrong. The dancers do their best with high school movements.

by Anonymousreply 259January 30, 2024 4:36 PM

I told ya, you'd all miss me!

by Anonymousreply 260January 30, 2024 8:08 PM

^ send me the awful yellow dress. I’ll wear it on Drag Race.

by Anonymousreply 261January 30, 2024 9:42 PM

Wow this new bitch is an office Frau central casting. Even the DL could not come up with a more Frauzian Frau. Never thought I would say it but now I miss Deanna for these commercials. By comparison the original one was an Academy award winner.

by Anonymousreply 262January 31, 2024 2:54 AM

In the commercial at r254, @ 0:43, when she's plugging in the copier, it looks like she's squatting down on a toilet getting ready to take a shit.

by Anonymousreply 263January 31, 2024 3:12 AM

Deanna is the white Jake

by Anonymousreply 264January 31, 2024 8:01 AM

I'm missing Deanna's blubber already!!

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by Anonymousreply 265January 31, 2024 8:13 AM

Nothing says FUN! like having your limbs fall off.

by Anonymousreply 266January 31, 2024 10:07 AM

Jardiance Office Frau. Bet she works in HR.

by Anonymousreply 267January 31, 2024 10:38 AM

I like how the delivery guy hands all three meals to the fattest person in the office.

by Anonymousreply 268January 31, 2024 3:34 PM

I already mentioned this on another thread - I read an article on line that said the new Jardience Lady reminded them of a creepy woman who would hang around hospitals and steal babies!

by Anonymousreply 269February 4, 2024 1:16 PM

R269 She looks like she eats deep fried babies.

by Anonymousreply 270February 4, 2024 1:27 PM

[quote]Jardiance Office Frau. Bet she works in HR

No she doesn’t R267. She works in Billing.

by Anonymousreply 271February 4, 2024 1:29 PM

R268 She yanks them out of his hands so she could steal onion rings.

by Anonymousreply 272February 4, 2024 2:03 PM

I don't know. The new frowzy-haired fat frau gives off busy-body office admin energy to me

by Anonymousreply 273February 4, 2024 3:03 PM

R272 I love onion rings with ranch.

by Anonymousreply 274February 4, 2024 3:11 PM

Who wardrobed the delivery guy with the toothpick legs in shorts?

by Anonymousreply 275February 4, 2024 3:45 PM

The same queen who squeezed the fat chick in the jeans in the first commercial R275

by Anonymousreply 276February 4, 2024 3:55 PM

Rofl R269 and R270!!

by Anonymousreply 277February 4, 2024 3:58 PM

WTF is the fat blob with the bouncing tits who doesn't know he has to plug the copier into the electrical outlet to make it work ? Someone get him to 'Lane Bryant' pronto, and buy him a bra !

The black delivery guy is cute - I wish he'd cruise me in the elevator !

by Anonymousreply 278February 4, 2024 4:30 PM
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