I'm the star of the Jardiance commercial

She looks lovely in yellow.

And quite big tits, too!

The comments at the bottom of the video are fucking hilarious!

[quote] @jmnyc212 The way they casually mention that pill may cause gangrene on your taint as if it was a nosebleed 🤣🤣

[quote] @MuggleSnuggles I'd rather hear the sound of my own children begging for their lives than listen to this commercial for the 600th time each day

[quote] @andredegiant3876 Everytime I see this woman start dancing I wish someone would drop a bag of marbles in front of her 🤸‍♀️💫

[quote] @chrisedmonds4022 That dance is the most exercise she has ever done.

[quote] @fartytowels8409 How did she manage to dance for that long, without her ankles snapping like twigs?

[quote] @valham5443 Wow what an ad! Why don’t they produce a Broadway musical next on terminal cancer. Who the heck approved this one?

My favorite thing about Americans is that we are probably the most snarky and hilarious people in the world!

She looks like a giant, blood-stained, dancing lemon in that dress.

Is she someone famous? The ad seems to treat her as if she’s the headline talent on set. Ricky Lake?

Rachel Bloom and the songwriters from “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” should sue; her character had a similar song about being on antidepressants.

May cause:

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrheeeaaaa.

I'm thinking who ever put her in the yellow dress really hates her.

HATE this commercial!

John Waters & Ricki Lake should sue

haha, I thought I was the only one who hated that commercial and chick in it

I love the upbeat accompanying "Jardiance may cause serious side effects including ketoacidosis that may be fatal". Very danceable.

How did this become standard for pharmaceutical commercials? They all seem to show people in a mass social setting that is obviously a stylised set. Blythe Danner did one where she walks through an obviously fake autumn festival as people mimed social interactions.

I blame Sally's Boniva commercialls where she's throwing a ball to her "grandchildren" on the lawn.

Bitch needs Ozempic!

Celebrating BMI's over 40..... excellent!

Did I see her in a touring company of Hairspray?

And, like once-daily Jardiance, I'm really swell!

Huge hips & ass

Orange Menace would not grab that by the poosey.

I thought I was the only person that wanted to blow her brains out. Or, I mean, blow my brains out if I ever had to see that commercial again.

I have a limp dick, but I manage it well. Viagra's a little blue that makes my dick swell. I take it when horny, which is most every day.

She seems like an upbeat happy person but speaking of these commercials, they were banned on tv until 1997. They are only allowed now under the 1st amendment, freedom of speech. There are only 4 countries in the world that allow pharmaceutical commercials on tv. Dr.'s have been fighting like hell to get them off tv because they hate having their patients request certain drugs especially if they don't like them. At the time they removed the ban they banned liquor commercials and they don't allow cigarette commercials so I don't understand why the 1st amendment doesn't work for them too.

Every time she flips her hair, like she’s some gorgeous junior high school mean girl, I want to harpoon those giant flapping beef curtains under her arms, jerk her from the set and toss her back in the ocean where she belongs.

Jardiamce sounds like an intestinal condition.

It sounds like a big pot for flowers.

r21 Ciggy commercials are only banned because the settling tobacco companies agreed to it in a consent decree.

Imagine the odor coming off her after someone gives her a good 20 minute fucking in the summertime. If she survives it.

I anticipate her real-life home featuring one of those big L-shaped padded leather brown couches containing embedded food and beverage compartments, in between which she settles to feed while watching reruns of “The View,” often.

I wonder what people like her get paid for an ad like that.

What do you mean "people like her", r28?

They pay her in cheetos.

I’ve been waiting for this thread since the first time I laid eyes on her.

Great big fat people, r29.

Uhhhhh...she isn't paid by the pound.

That gesture she does early in the commercial where she brings her hand up by her mouth like she's telling a secret is horrifying. I saw this queen doing it not stop while giving a talk at a work event and it made me want to throw up everywhere. It's not cute, it's revolting, it's like the gesture version of "baby talk".

lol! I see this commercial all the time. It’s the new o-o-ozempic.

Vienna sausage legs

Actress / Jardiance Commercial: Deanna Colón, formerly Deanna DellaCioppa, has contributed music to several TV shows and films.

if she seems a little familiar to you, it's likely because she's no stranger to show business. In fact, you may be interested to know that this isn't her first time in the TV spotlight, having served as a contestant on "America's Got Talent" in 2013.

During her run on the show, Colón, who blew the judges away during her audition with a rendition of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from the musical "Dreamgirls," made it to the quarter-semifinals before being eliminated. However, that was just the beginning of her career. As her official website notes, the same year she appeared on "America's Got Talent," she also booked an extensive Big Lots ad campaign. Colón also worked extensively in TV and films with numerous soundtrack and music department credits to her name.

You know who is even more pissed? The woman who recorded the insipid song, only to be forced (along with the rest of us) to watch the blimp lip sync it.

We are so proud.

She takes her Jardiance at each days start!

[quote]...those giant flapping beef curtains under her arms...

...also known as "bingo wings"!

[quote]You know who is even more pissed? The woman who recorded the insipid song, only to be forced (along with the rest of us) to watch the blimp lip sync it.

R38. Colón, who blew the judges away during her audition (America's Got Talent, 2013) with a rendition of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from the musical "Dreamgirls," made it to the quarter-semifinals before being eliminated.

Maybe she sings the Jardiance song herself.

If she danced that much about 4 days a week she would not need Jardiance.

She is a real heavyweight in the business.

[quote] What do you mean "people like her", R28?

Molly Shannon addresses your question, R29.

VAGERTED.

[quote] the same year she appeared on "America's Got Talent," she also booked an extensive Big Lots ad campaign

I knew she looked familiar!

I used to refer to her as one of the Big Lots Big Sluts.

She's so annoying!

She keeps up the weight gain, she’ll be singing on My 600-lb. Life. The dancing, though, will be too difficult for her.

She makes me miss The Colon Lady.

[quote] She makes me miss The Colon Lady.

Um, she IS the Colon lady.

Her name is Deanna Colon.

I miss Dr Betty Buttcrack from the Lume commercials

[quote]I miss Dr Betty Buttcrack from the Lume commercials

She’s busy lathering up her gunt. She sends her best though…

R5 This is for you. I thought about the same song from that show.

Big sluts.

I remember her from that horrible thing that happened when she went to Sea World: PETA tried to free her.

She’s taken already. Happily married it looks to be.

Why are they singing and dancing about jaundice?

Because they’re Asian Rose! They can’t tell if they have it!

Rachel Ray looks very happy in retirement. Good for her.

Yeah, so what, OP?

Feed you anything?

the mailman who starts the quick blab about DO NOT TAKE IF.... but keeps talking without moving his mouth in the next quick edit?

Roman Polanski who is operating the clapperboard / slate

the stylist in the plaid shirt with sunglasses

the chubby in beige shorts doing a surfer move in the wall of the circular fountain

all the plus size dancers in the final aerial shot

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Is Ms. Colon’s middle name “Blocked?”

Is Jardiance like Aviance for fat people?

She will sing for food.

The star is Deanna Colón, a contestant on "America's Got Talent" in 2013.

No shit, R65.

R37 already informed us.

Stop eating, fat bitch!

Good Golly, Miss Molly. Look like a hog!

the Kit-Kat club marquee in the long shot. I wanna go there.

The only thing that commercial has going for it is the catchy music. The lyrics are worse than shit (swell?!?) and well everything else about it sucks too. I love the red wagon on the fire escape.

Quite big tits.

Diabetic ketoacidosis, dehydration that can cause damage to your kidneys, higher likelihood of yeast and urinary tract infections, life-threatening bacterial infections in the perineum, allergies and dangerously low blood sugar. Also, you cannot take it if you're on hemodialysis or already take insulin... Also, the advert clearly says that you need to diet an exercise for the pill to be effective in lowering your blood sugar but, wouldn't that happen without Jardiance anyway, if you simply dieted and exercised?

So, basically, all the sunny imagery and the cheerful song have the purpose of hiding the fact that this is a poison pill that doesn't really solve anything, but causes many serious problems. The question is, who will buy this toxic product and most importantly, why?

Well, at least this Deanna lady has a nice voice, as per R63.

They made all picture her perineum tearing. What could possibly be a worse side effect?

She can it on my face!!!

You forgot the letters S and H, r74.

I recently was prescribed Jardiance.

These little pills are EXPENSIVE!

About $500/month.

Deanna looks like she'd enjoy a good motorboating!

Every time I see this commercial it reminds me of high school where there was always one "fat chick" no one like. After being laughed at by wanting to join the cheerleaders they end up in a drama class whereby the instructor told them not to worry as they can sing and dance. You will be a STAR!!

Every move she makes is over exaggerated. She mouths a scripted conversation so well if you turn down the sound you can still here what she is saying when she is not singing. I am sure her family thinks this is her big break. Pun intended.

R5 and R52, I love you.

Glad Donna Lynne Champlin isn't in this commercial.

I don’t like the way she throws her weight around

She's a large girl.

[quote] She mouths a scripted conversation so well if you turn down the sound you can still here what she is saying when she is not singing.

Why would you need to turn the sound down? If she's mouthing it, she isn't actually speaking.

Truth is, she's not mouthing any actual dialogue. She just mouths off her favorite foods so it looks like she's talking: Oreo, Hydrox, Double-Stuff Oreos, Vienna Fingers, Cheez-Its, Chips Ahoy!, Enyenmann's...

Does Large Marge have any interesting new projects coming up??

Please tell me that a Jardiance commercial isn't the pinnacle of her amazing career.

With all that dancing she should be thinner.

I want to put my face between those boobs, shake my head fast side to side, and utter continuously and vigorously: burrr……..

Too many tacos

She learned her choreography at the Belinda Carlisle School of Dance.

Can I have her autograph?

Coming to Broadway: Funyun Girl!

Meanwhile, it's Lady Gaga for Nurtec©..

I thought Gaga gave migraines.

Type 2 diabetes is epidemic. Why? Because obesity is epidemic and for those with the familial risk, stay lean/normal weight is the first line of prevention. Type 1 diabetes has nothing to do with obesity, rather the pancreas does not make insulin. The key is to preventing type 2 diabetes is to prevent obesity from the get go- in children. Unfortunately doctors and parents have not been doing a good job.

This commercial is in insipid.

“Don’t take Nurtec if you’re allergic to Nurtec” is the most absurd thing they say in these Rx ads. It’s like telling someone not to jump off a cliff if they have gravity sensitivity.

She’s an exploding red pepper omelette.

R79 Yes, Thank God Champlin isn't so professionally hard up that she would be reduced to this Jardiance crap. However, she could have done a good job with it. This is my favorite clip of her from "My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend."

Better for them XL guy, really. More cushion for the pushin.

I feel very bad for this gal. She is being bullied, etc everywhere. If you look on her twitter page she started posting individuals comments and calling them out in their hate. It sounds like she is really going through a lot after starring in the medication commercial. Yikes 😬

Ban big pharma commercials as is done with cigarettes.

Sing and dance to toilet paper, clothing brands, detergent, etc..

R21

Back when my husband did regular clinical work, his patients would always ask for “celebrate” instead of Celebrex.

Oh, dear. I'm assuming this commercial is aimed at Millennial Gleeks becoming acquainted with Type II Diabetes!

Doesn't she find the lyrics insulting? "The little pill with the BIG stor-e to tell?"

Washing my ears out with this.

You’ve come a long way, baby.

Those who are considered not talented enough for consumer advertising find their way through a few less prestigious outposts. First comes B2B, then financial, with the final destination for has-beens and never-weres the world of DTC pharma. Tons of money, but horrible clients with no taste who focus group even their morning bowel movement. Some copywriter at McCann Health or Saatchi Wellness will go to Cannes next year for this, and not even be ashamed.

R104 interesting.

[quote] I feel very bad for this gal. She is being bullied, etc everywhere. If you look on her twitter page she started posting individuals comments and calling them out in their hate. It sounds like she is really going through a lot after starring in the medication commercial. Yikes 😬

Well, what exactly ARE these sick individuals saying to her?

[quote] I feel very bad for this gal. She is being bullied, etc everywhere. If you look on her twitter page she started posting individuals comments

She'll be fine.

She has THICK SKIN.

R91 she’s ugly

She’s one of these woke fat Cunts who want to be worshiped and have zero criticism. If you look on her Twitter, she comes back at the or shall we say, claps back at the haters by by calling them “Slore 👹”

She’s a nasty hypocritical Cunt piece of work. She wants to live in fantasy land where she can be 450 pounds and believe people look at her like she’s Margot Robbie.

Oh, and her name is… Deanna Colón

Speaking of which, is there such a thing as a body positive (FAT) barbie?

Her "dancing" is like watching the Hindenburg disaster played for comedic effect backwards and forwards at twice the actual speed.

Oh, the inhumanity of fat-power porn!

My pussy stinks!

She gives new meaning to the term "BIG PHARMA."

The fat lady has sung so we need a new commerical.

She's in a new commercial with Bad Bunny R115, and it's HOT!

Here's Ms. Colon thanking everyone involved in her "major project.

You'd think the bitch was receiving an OSCAR!

[quote] “Thank you, Thank you! You’re far too kind” - in my Jay Z voice

[quote] Yes it’s me in the new #Jardiance commercial! Thank you for all the texts, calls & DMs! ❤️🎉

[quote] So honored to be a part of the Musical! So many special moments & friends were made shooting this!

[quote] Big L❤️VE & Thank you to my agent @standerjackie of @thestandergroup , @marksnyderdesign @cacciatoremark & all the fabulous people at @evokegroup , my incredible Director @declanwhitebloom (a true honor working with you for the 3rd time D!), the incredible choreography team of @scotty_hislop & @tracyphillips66 , Shea & @jeanpixhere of @mophonics for the music, my epic co-star @mariomosley_mm & the entire talented cast, crew, photographer @robhoward10 & for keeping me flawless in Florida’s humidity @anacrane_beauty ! ❤️✨

Mental breakdown

This commercial is disgusting. I really wish that they would ban Big Pharma from advertising poisons on TV. If they can ban cigarette ads they should ban these and lawyers as well. They're all bad for health and society.

R119 did you just wake up to what's going on in the world? You sound as sharp as a dull knife. Hate to burst your incredibly insightful apifiny, but drug companies were banned from doing this long ago until, Ronald Reagan cozied up to the pharmaceutical industry and relaxed the laws. This is the result.

I didn't know that R120. Actually, I wasn't alive during the Reagan administration so that's pretty informative about why this garbage is on TV.

[quote]Hate to burst your incredibly insightful [bold]apifiny[/bold],

Oh dear. I just had an [bold] epiphany[/bold], R121, if you’re going to shade a comment, at least use real words.

My beef is she says her A1C is down, but she's still very fat. Not fit fat. Jardiance is a water pill, so you pee a lot and that causes weight loss. She is obviously still pigging out, and we should see her exercising, not getting off a bus and standing on a water fountain singing.

Jardiance is manufactured by the German pharmaceutical company, Boehringer Ingelheim. Blame them and their advertising agency for deliberately using an obese singer-dancer. Deanna Colón accepted the role for the money and exposure. Still, showcasing that excessive weight is not endearing. The commercial neglects to emphasize the importance of diet and exercise along with using the medication.

A catchy tune and colorful dancing is delivered. That’s it beyond the messaging that Jardiance makes happiness.

She does have a nice singing voice…

Here’s her singing

I am nostalgic for those years when pharmaceutical companies were prohibited from advertising.

Because now we have singing and dancing gunts with asses you can set a tea tray on. Vile and disgusting.

Her signature perfume is Le Jardiance de Max Factor.

Drug commercials really exploded in the 90s, when Bill Clinton’s FDA further loosened restrictions that had been first relaxed under Ronald Reagan. Deregulation was not just a Republican activity.

OP Did you read the fine print on your contract OP Jardiance broad? Because we OWN your likeness now and every time we need a sassy heifer for an ad, our AI will use your digital likeness!

Bill Clinton was a Democrat in name only, most of his policies were basically Republican. That's why he won by such a landslide, he pulled in a lot of Republican votes.

I'll bet even when she was child I couldn't have gotten my hands around that throat.

But one takes comfort in the image.

I misread R116 post and thought it said Blue Bunny as in the ice cream. I think this woman singing and dancing for ice cream is much more appropriate

R126 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Dieting

r119 r120 The government cant ban any industry from advertising because of the 1st Amendment. The tobacco industry signed a consent decree agreeing not to advertise.

In the middle of it she talks to the film crew who are all normal size, all fawning over her before choosing that school bus yellow dress for her. It's a weird parallel universe moment, a little sad. This pill will make thin people admire you.

R131 is a prevaricating fool.

Deanna has a message for her haters, while vacationing in the MALDIVES!

Actually I think her dancing is less Belinda Carlisle and more Miss Ludie's basement.

Funny you should mention Belinda Carlisle, R139.

Here they are together!

[quote]@andredegiant3876 Everytime I see this woman start dancing I wish someone would drop a bag of marbles in front of her

Why? She doesn't raise her foot high enough for a marble to go underneath. She shuffles.

How in the hell does a medication cause a life threatening skin infection of the perineum?

She reminds me of Sarah Huckabee pre-Ozempic, so I hate her.

^

Not a rhetorical question. How does a diabetes drug give one gangrene of the taint?

I see a sequel ad: Taint Misbehavin’!

I love it when my husband fingers my taint!

R134 lol

R143 I think it’s really an excuse for men to not have to go down on a woman. Sounds like the best excuse ever to me. Who wants to go down on a big ol’ smelly fat woman. Not I.

Going down on big smelly vat man not so vun either.

She really is a hog.