Jared Leto, 51

Yes, but not DESPERATE.

He could stick it all the way in me.

R1- W&W, 😂

Did he cut his hair or is that a man bun?

I'd eat his ageless ass!

Depends. He still a cult leader?

Nope.

I hate his look.

Kind of like a cult leader.

I really hate that long haired, emaciated look.

It creeps me out.

Where’s that big weiner?

It must be exhausting to put that much effort into your looks at that age. No criticism.

I don't know why but I find him strangely sexless - like a Ken doll.

R7 For me, he is like Riz Ahmed, sexy and talented, but they both have crazy intense eyes that indicate they may cut you in your sleep 🙃

He has total sociopath vibes R10.

51 yo man with the body of a 12 yo. Who finds this attractive?

[quote]It must be exhausting to put that much effort into your looks at that age. No criticism.

At his age, having a body like that is a full time job. Plus overtime.

See also: Phillippe, Ryan

R13 You rang mate.

R14: at least ryan Phillipe looks like a man. Jared Leto has a skinny teenager’s body.

I don't see the 6 pack

R17 zoom in a little closer

Both Leto & Phillipe are small men. (From the waist up)

He's pretty but IMO seems lacking in the personality/charisma department. Maybe he excites the fraus.

Eating disorders are sad at any age.

At 66, I’ve got a similar body, and, yes, it’s a full-time job. And I’ve also been accused of having an eating disorder.

R7 Love the long haired, emaciated look. But the tats are another thing altogether….

R15 I love Colin's dark swarthy looks. His son however looks nothing like him.

Jared Leto seems like an awful human being I wouldn't want to hang out with in real life.

But he is certainly in great shape for 51. Of course that is his biggest priority, cause his favorite thing to do is fuck 20 year old girls.

R22 I'm naturally thin and in my thirties. I'm amazed that my metabolism hasn't slowed down yet. I still eat what I want when I want and don't gain more than a couple of pounds. It's my lot in life.

My vision of Jared will always be the subverbal, sullen teen Jordan Catalano of My-So Called Life.

I always felt like I was the one who could save him...not that homely trollop Angela Chase!

r13 The fuck kind of 12 year olds do you know?

r16/r23 Exactly how fat are you to think he's skinny/emaciated?

All in due time, R26.

All in due time.

R25, you better subtract at least 7 years off that. Haven't you heard the rumors about his "band's" groopies?

[quote]personality/charisma

His gigantic cock, rearranging your guts, is all the personality/charisma he needs.

[quote]His gigantic cock

I don't buy it. Look at the photos he did with Terry Richardson in tighty whities - where exactly is this huge dick?

^^ In Naomi Watts mouth circa 2000

He’s a grower!

R32 that picture makes me want to barf. Terry Richardson was such an overrated, uncreative perv excuse for a photographer.

^that really should be 'poor excuse' but the typo fits.

I’d fuck him.

Yes I'd definitely do him. Not a great person though apparently

He's too fucking old to be acting the way he does.

Time to grow up, Jordan Catalano.

He's showing men his dirty pillows!

WHORE!

I'd rather see a different part of his flesh.

^^^And eat his asshole.

I'd rather never see him again. He's creepy. You just know he's awful.

He's cute when he lets his southern accent come forth.

In the OP's image, Leto's stomach is nice and flat, and he's obviously in great shape, but that is NOT a "shredded six pack," so it's stupid and unnecessary for the title of the article to claim that it is.

[quote] He's cute when he lets his southern accent come forth.

I thought he was from Brooklyn?

His real name is Jordan Catalano.

[quote] Leto's stomach is nice and flat, and he's obviously in great shape, but that is NOT a "shredded six pack," so it's stupid and unnecessary for the title of the article to claim that it is.

They're only printing the article title that he told them to print.

He has to keep his name in the media somehow.

This attention whore is desperate for attention, so every now and then he'll have his media plants do an article about "Look at how young 'Jared Leto' looks!" or "Look at Jared Leto's amazing shredded abs!"

He has absolutely nothing going on career wise, so he has lots of time to not eat and work out.

His eyes are way too round. No thanks!

[quote] I thought he was from Brooklyn?

He was born in Bossier City, Louisiana. After his parents divorced he moved around the world with his family, but obviously he got his accent from his family. He's worked to lose it obviously, but like all southerners who adopt a new accent their original accent will always come back in certain circumstances.

It appears he's got quite the hog.

I loathe man buns but okay!

he looks great but stupid is forever

SWINDLER

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **14**

Marketing: This A- list actor/singer assured all his partners that he would get all his followers and all the people who think of him as their leader, to buy millions of dollars of products a year and that a MLM style selling system be incorporated too because his followers would be fanatic about signing up people and making sure those people sold product. The actor was not going to put up any of his own money for any of this. He said he had a huge name and the investors were lucky to have him.

They made some products to send out to reviewers at magazines and to influencers who were promised all kinds of access to the actor/singer, so they gave stellar reviews. Later, they didn't get any access at all but the reviews were out there. Apparently, the products tested though were not the products that were ultimately offered for sale.

Apparently, also once the actor/singer got some money, he decided he wasn't all that interested in motivating his followers to purchase the product or support the MLM thing, so the whole thing fell apart in just a few months. Investors think celebrities can move product. The vast majority of the time that isn't the case.

not bad for 51, but that facial hair is tragic

I’ve always thought he’s a douche.

He's always hated his beauty but never stopped using it for his own benefit.

He a TRANS for many years now

If only they'd had him and Jake Gyllenhaal as lovers in "Highway", that would have been something.

Men in Hollywood are so trashy. Plus he looks like he needs to wash his ass.

Was looking up Hollywood types who are close in age to JL. I was surprised to learn that Jared Leto is only 4 years younger than Cate Blanchett. Wow. She could pass as his grandma

Quite the dramatic MARY you are R59. I've always found her ugly but no way does she look old enough to be his grandmother.

He's always had juvenile features. More boyish than mannish.

I just saw a more recent picture of Jared. It appears he still works out and has a lot of energy still for a man in his fifties. Whatever he's doing is working because he still looks a decade younger.

I’m not his type. Underaged girl. Worst Joker ever!!!!!

Not any more.

He never looks clean.

He's grown into Ted Bundy. No thanks!

There's a theory that he knows everything about everything and everyone in Hollywood and that explains why he still has a career.