The least flattering fashion, beauty, and grooming trends ever

The current crew necks on women's tops and dresses.

They look absolutely ghastly on anyone who doesn't have a model's swan neck, and only a tiny percentage of women have a model's swan neck.

The latest drop, fade, or razored mullets are sexy on a sexy young man.

Fat asses on previously skinny whores…….

The early-mid aughts were a terrible time for fashion.

If you think the women looks bad enough in ultra low-rise skintight, bootlegs pants, crop tops and skinny crochet scarves, let’s not forget Carson from Queer Eye putting hapless straight dudes in distressed, sequinned jeans.

Jealous, OP? The Mamie Bangs brought me some BBC on the regular. Isn't that right, Roscoe?

OP- I AGREE

Woman’s hairstyles in the 1950’s were HORRIBLE 😵‍💫

Designer Jeans 👖

Those baby bonnets women wore in the 18th and 19th century:

Cold-shoulder tops and bell/trumpet sleeves

Cork wedge shoes

Platform sneakers

Short-shorts

Message t-shirts (IDGAF what you think!)

Prairie skirts

Bo-ho styles in general

Tattoos

Fat

Mary Jane shoes on adult women

^ Add man buns to the list.

Mullets aren't unflattering, young straight women are crazy for them and that's why guys are bring them back now. They all have mustaches and mullets because that's exactly what girls on tinder are asking for.

Mullets are trashy-looking! When I see one, I think: TRASH!

I’m digging the mustache trend. The thicker the better.

Depends on the mullet. The Billy Ray Cyrus type is incredibly trashy. Glam rock mullets like Bowie's were OK. And the razored mullet, which is worn by every other man here in Argentina, can be sexy as hell.

Mullets on a hot young man can be sexy.

R12, is that a joke?

No, women aren't asking for mullets

Oh dear God, R15, is this the "razored mullet" you're referring to???

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

R18, that look is hideous!

That's lesbian haircut #3, R18

I thought skinny jeans looked horrible on men.

Rob Lowe mullet = 👏👍🏻

Hillbilly/Duck Dynasty beards

Hillbilly beards aren't a fashion, beauty, or grooming trend, R23. They're just the result of years of refusing to groom at all.

Goatees

Bell bottoms, soggy and unsanitary. Bouffants. Nothing screams class of 64 more. Big shoulder pads on bosomy broads.

Stonewashed jeans

Hammer pants

Those shirts like Parker Lewis wore

This shitty, patchy beard fad is awful. The huge beards have always been gross. And when I see a goatee all I can think is two things: 1. the guy can’t grow a full beard and 2. he likes having a mangina on his face.

Now, this mustache fad is wonderful. Loving the return of the mustache.

The kind of mom jeans in fashion now are horrible for anyone who's short and curvy. Also, the fashions from about 2000-2006 were absolute trash.

Leisure suits with white shoes and a white belt.

aka "The Full Cleveland"

Everything the Real Housewives wear.

Doo little Black dress ever look better?

R27, Hammer pants were the worst. I had a pair when I was 13

Cosby sweaters.

Pleated jeans.

Socks with sandals.

Stinky brown, polyester, double-knit suits worn by pipe & cigar smokers with fat brown ties and Bryl Cream hair in the 70s

The current false eyelash and eyebrow abominations

Frosted hair

I didn't like the 1930s marcel look.

Combovers and cone boob

Manscaping, the worst ill-conceived idea ever. I don't understand the hate for a full bush when most of us were conceived by men with bushes. The girls in high school and college never complained in the 70s. The guys with the biggest bushes seemed to get the most girls in bed. One guy in my fraternity would walk a girl upstairs to his bedroom in the house; he would do this every 45 minutes or so. They all knew all of them were fucking him, and he had the biggest, thickest, most dense bush of all of us. I heard no complaints.

Playgirl models had big bushes. If a Playgirl model had a thick mustache and a big bush, I would wear those pages out.

^ And men never complained about women not shaving their armpits and legs in the 1910s century.....what's your point?

^ Oops 19th century

Hideous, just hideous.

[quote] The current false eyelash and eyebrow abominations

I wish I could WW this five times.

Kayleigh McEnany is the worst of the gals who overdo the false eyelashes

Nehru jackets

[quote]Bell bottoms, soggy and unsanitary. Bouffants. Nothing screams class of 64 more. Big shoulder pads on bosomy broads.

You're a few years off there. The class of '64 had never heard of bell bottoms.

[quote] Nehru jackets

Oh I like those, always wanted one.

Groucho Marx drawn on eyebrows.

Cowboy boots

R49, some of us rely on them to look taller!

Earrings

Caftans

The big frizzy perms with crusty bangs from the 80s were probably the worst hairstyle ever. And they were SO popular, look at any high school yearbook from back then.

The current trend - Karen's in skin tight pussy revealing yoga pants. They are everywhere and they are NOT flattering.

My bike helmet gives my hair a marcelled wave look.

The cameltoe yoga pants are just gross and yes they are everywhere.

I don't think marcelled hair is so bad.

Ear gauges.

[quote]Karen's in skin tight pussy revealing yoga pants.

Oh, dear.

The 2000s - low-cut jeans, clothing with obvious and tacky branding, slogans, etc. 2000s fashions only worked for women who had a straight, square shape. Lord help you if you had hips or a butt.

The 2010s - Thick and heavy matte foundation, contouring, dark eye makeup and dark lipstick. I don’t know what some women were thinking but many of them looked like Elvira from about 2013 - 2016.

Sadly, some of these trends are making a comeback.

I'll get stoned by Gen Z , but the center-parted, ill-kempt, not cut long hair that so many young women wear now. It looks awful on almost everyone; you have to have exquisite bone structure for it to look good, and even then, you'd look better with better hair. Also the mushroom perm cut that Mahomes made popular for young men. It's awful.

As Barbara Stanwyck got richer in Baby Face her hairstyles got worse.

Baby shit brown shoes paired with navy and charcoal gray men’s suits.

The Justin Bieber hair always looked special needs to me.

The current trend of women wearing oversize dress jackets.

Bikini bottoms that are thongs. Keep your ass covered on the beach!

Women's pants with mid-calf length.

I just hate sheer underwear for men......

The "ankle pants" trend for women, the damn floods that make every woman who isn't a model look stumpy and ill-groomed.

Fortunately, those seem to be on the way out, replaced by wide-leg trousers that are at least the length of real pants. Thos aren't great either, but they beat every woman walking around looking like she's bought pants from the children's section by mistake.

The lopsided hair style.

I see torn jeans are making a comeback.

Multiple piercings that go up the ear.

Baseball caps all the time, everywhere. I love hats, let's do that instead.

The shrunken suit for men that Thom Browne made popular. It flattered no one.

The soul patch

Loooong fingernails and caterpillar eyelashes

Long, straight hair on women today...Ugh!

Brazilian Cut Bikinis....most women do not look good in these.

Board Shorts on Men

Athleisure wear

Sneakers or Vans with suits

Jean shorts (not cut-offs)...hillbilly trash

Cargo shorts

Women baring their midriffs

Feathered hair

Fanny packs

Acid-washed anything

Jane Wyman 50’s hair

The 50s were a fashion disaster, the styles were so aging. Even women in their 20s looked like middle-aged matrons.

R66 how dare you!!

R78, yes, it's right up there with the Mamie Eisenhower 'do

r79, you're so right- I did a short based on Jack Kerouac during the 50's with Billy Zane (it never got released), and one BG girl was complaining how old she looked with makeup/hair/wardrobe. I showed her a photo of a woman and asked her how old she thought she was- she answered, "45". I told her that she was in her early 20's. She shut up after that.

R82, that short film actually sounds interesting! I love Kerouac

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