CPAC Power Couple Calls Daily Beast 'Satan' For Reporting On Groping Allegations

Although Schlapp has denied the claims, The Daily Beast reported Monday that he tried to settle with the man earlier this year, which the Schlapps also denied.

The Daily Beast included the denial, but also noted The Washington Post’s reporting that Schlapp was facing new groping allegations, one involving a CPAC staffer who accused Matt Schlapp of attempting to kiss him while drinking late after a work function in 2017.

The other alleged incident occurred in early 2022, according to the Post’s sources, who said Schlapp made unwanted physical advances toward someone else’s employee while on a CPAC business trip in Palm Beach, Florida.

The Schlapps have denied all of the allegations — and apparently didn’t appreciate The Daily Beast for reporting them. Nor did they appreciate who they believe to be the real force behind this sordid tale: Satan himself.

"Grab'em by the mussy!"

I do not understand Republicans. They have all of these totally obvious closet queens in positions of power, yet they preach hate against LGBTQ people. Are they really that stupid?

[quote]Are they really that stupid?

No, r4, they are holier than thou.

Yes. The guy who was the county GOP chairman where I live was a blubbering nincompoop who had inherited a lot of money. He was finally chucked out the door after a particularly embarrassing episode of stupidity.

...and then the Repigs blame it on Satan.

Utterly ridiculous.

"The Devil made me do it!

Remember how everyone laughed when Flip Wilson as Geraldine used to say that?

Matt Schlapp is no Flip Wilson.

I don't know, R7, who could it be...

I read the headline a couple times and kept thinking, ‘what is a CPAP power couple?’

Except he's not even claiming the devil made him do it. He's claiming total innocence and that the devil is making journalists cover the story.

The real devil are all those slutty tramps who are tempting my husband!

Schlapp it harder!

Hey, gays, stop luring my husband into the homosexual lifestyle with your vixen-ish ways!

Stop flinging your bulbous gay buttocks into his open straight hands.

“IT’S JUST AN OVERSIZED CLITORUS!”

I have little sympathy for his victims. They're in his circle, so they're Republicans, too. He's not dry-humping Democrats.

That guy just can't stop schlapping boys.

Schlapp him, Wilona!

Sex Pest

His wife is either a dumb cunt who is being totally bamboozled by their church or she's a lying cunt who is blaming her husband's victims to protect their wealth and church.

Either way, her husband is revolting, a hypocrite, and a sexual assaulter.

R21, you underestimate Mercedes Schlapp. She isn’t a dumb cunt. And she isn’t a lying cunt. She’s a dumb lying cunt.

Hell is real! Demons are real! I’m glad conservatives get this.

Matt held an exorcism to get rid of "evil spirits"

Really

[quote]Matt Schlapp wanted to rid the CPAC offices of evil spirits, so he got a Catholic priest to sprinkle holy water on the office furniture and employees, multiple sources said.

Sprinkling on furniture and employees? The jokes really do write themselves with this evil old queen.

It appears that the GOP is fine with gay people as long as they present themselves as what the party believes gay people should be—self-hating closeted people exposing traditional values and voting to disenfranchise those who don’t follow them.

My old eyes read the thread title as "CPAP Power Couple Calls Daily Beast 'Satan' For Reporting On Groping Allegations" and I immediately thought why is someone with breathing problems being accused of groping someone.

The GOP and it's voters are also fine with child molesters and rapists, as long as you're a priest, pastor, or youth group leader R26.

"If you dirty queers would just stop presenting your huge penises to my husband, this whole problem would just go away. For the sake of the sweet baby Jesus, we are White Christian Republicans!"

Matt says come to Jesus!

[quote]Matt says come to Jesus!

To be specific, Matt says, "Come to white Jesus!"

I’m reading the informative and gossipy if frequently unintentionally hilarious IN THE CLOSET OF THE VATICAN, and the Church is operating just like the GOP, with closeted homos leading the charge against the openly gay.

[QUOTE]Mercedes Schlapp, a senior fellow at the CPAC Foundation and the wife of Matt Schlapp, called the website “Satan’s publication to persecute Christians and their families,”

Well, then, they should have nothing to worry about.

Aren't a lot of the CPAC staffers "Christians" of the Baptist variety. A priest, Incantations, and holy water must have been one hell of a mind-fuck for them. I hope the Virgin Mary was also invoked for an extra-special WTF.

The hits just keep coming for poor 'ol Matt:

Oh no! It's the lamestream media going after that poor man and good Christian, Matt Schlapp.

Can't the Klan do something for him? I'm sure they all know him.

[quote]—Mercedes Schlapped

That's just it. Mercedes probably doesn't get Schlapped much at all!

Normally, I'd invite a troubled man to my Wednesday night men's prayer group, but in this case... EWWWWW.

They were asking for it!

Jim Bakker couldn't palm off that whopper forty years ago and he had the benefit of a theme park, a midget and a wife people liked.

A midget, r39? 🤣 I used to watch occasionally in the early 80s and can't remember a midget. I do remember Tammy Faye, totally whacked out of her mind on whatever she was taking jabbering on about a recent flight she was on where she saw some Satan-like creature on the plane's wing. I don't recall the point, though. That God safely delivered the plane or something.

Kevin, R40!

Is that the face Schlapp makes as he gropes, r34?

Oh. Wow. Cool.

I hope Satan convinces The New York Times to do a deep dive on him like they did with Harvey Weinstein

"Kevin, [R40]!"

What? Honestly, explain please, or something. 🙄

I've seen posts with the same text and signature as R43 several times over the past few days. What's the point of it?

Matt is not gay! He loves his wife!

R45, I think he means Kevin Whittum, who suffered from a bone disease (osteogenesis imperfecta, I think, like Shriner's Kaleb), and whom Bakker exploited for donations to build "Kevin's House."