That's About As Likely As Seeing Gabourey Sidibe star in a remark of "And God Created Women."

OP!....Phyliss Diller

Charlie Sheen as King Lear

Don't get on my fucking case like you did on the set of Joan, you Danish cruller. It's a fucking typo

No, R 2.... Gabby Hayes as King Lear

OP!! REMAKE, REMAKE, You hopeless fucking typo moron!!!!

Lucy Mame

Madonna in a remake of ______________

Dylan Mulvaney in any Cate Blanchett vehicle. I'm thinking "Blue Jasmine" and "Tor" for starters

Carol Channing in Sophie’s Choice.

HA!!!!!! I am laughing so loud right now R9! Wonderful.

Bai Ling as Eleanor Roosevelt

Lizzo IS Camille Claudel

Tim O’Tay IS The Terminator!

Emo Phillips IS Magic Mike!

Candace Cameron as the title character in Carol

Keratin malicki Sanchez as Oppenheimer

Joan Van Ark as Mary Poppins

Keram Malicki-Sanchez as Patton in Patton

Jm J Bullock in a remake of Being There

Harry Styles IS Harold in a very special remake of Harold and Maude

Scarlett O'Hara being played by Madame of Wayland and......

John Wayne as Liberace in Behind the Candelabra

John Lithgow IS Ron Burgundy

He’s strong, hot and black. Johnny Winter is “Coffy”.

Taylor Swift as Cleopatra Jones

John Gielgud as Stanley Kowalski

Monique as Rebecca

Jerry Lewis is Oedipus Rex

A Streetcatmr named Desire 2023:

Lizzo as Blanche Dubois Jim Parsons as Stanley Kowalski Timothy Chamalet as Mitch Margaret Cho as Stella

Johnny Depp as professor Henry Higgins and Awkwafina as Eliza Doolittle in “My Fair Lady.”

Aw damn you beat me to "My Fair Lady," R30! Yours actually sounds really good, I'd totally watch that.

Eddie Izzard IS Beth Jarrett in a Very Special remake of "Ordinary People"

with

Adam Driver - Conrad Jarrett

Crispin Glover - Calvin Jarrett

Megan Fox - Jeannine

Christopher Guest as Corky St. Clair - Dr. Berger

John C Reilly - the Swim Instructor

Timothee Chalamet is “The Terminator”

Steve Buscemi as Romeo

Mo'nique as Juliet

Humphrey Bogart as Albin in La Cage Aux Folles

Barbie, starring Thelma Ritter as Barbie and Broderick Crawford as Ken

Frances McDormand as Lady Macbeth.

Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman.

Maurice Chevalier is Super Fly

Daniel Day Lewis as Curly Howard in Slappy White's White Brother

Chrissy Metz in The Karen Carpenter Story

Chris Hemsworth in any Jerry Lewis role

Demi Moore in The Scarlet Lette…oh, wait…

Ellen DeGeneres in Sunset Boulevard

Lucille Ball in Wait Until Dark

Catherine Deneuve as Aileen Wuornos.

There already was a remake of “And God…,” and Rebecca DeMornay was great in it.

Pamela Anderson as Lady Macbeth

Billy Porter as Harriet Tubman.

Billy Porter as Hannibal Lecter

Charlton Heston as Albin in La Cage Aux Folles

Gabrielle Carteris as Lolita with Pauly shore as Humbert humbert

What a ridiculous thread.

Rami Malik as Ralph Kramden

What a tedious cunt.

GOOP in the remake of Ken Russell's Whore.

Drew Barrymore as Lionel Barrymore

Elliot Page as Stanley Kowalski

As likely as seeing Bea Arthur as Camille in Contempt being preyed upon by Jack Palance

Johnny Depp and RDJ as Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner, respectively.

Mickey Rooney as the lead in The Terminator

Liz Taylor as the lead in Working Girl

Rock Hudson as the lead in PeeWee's Big Adventure